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HUSBANDOS
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How about a guy who has a heart, who always speaks his mind?
bitch me too the fuck
I'm not ashamed. Fuck everyone else, he's perfect
>There are people who consider the Gromble a ‘husbando’
I’m scared.
Bump
okey
guess my fetish
forgot pic
diapers
Obesity
Sumo wrestling
cartoon teams with racial diversity
Joe's son in Family Guy. I'm sure I wouldn't admit it.
Valiant and heroic/10
He seems like he could be a cool dad, so probably great with kids and such.
this is really fucking cute.
I know the fanbase surrounding him is cancer but that doesn't stop me from wanting to fuck him.
Or wanting him to fuck you?
name a non-mute male character that never speaks their mind
Fucking is mutual.
Thought Robot Superman
Retarded femcel thread
Rapist femcel
>femcel
There are no girls on the internet.
Hey I've had sex once
>Implying guys can't have Husbandos
I'll admit OP, that's pretty weird.
Pure and wholesome posting.
First boy to make my china tingle.
Too old.
This fucker
a Fred Wolf version in particular
Everyone in this thread is a gay man
No you haven't, femcel
Yes I did it was with a 56 year old morbidly obese man. It wasn't very good, he didn't break my hymen.
I love him.
that's a dog
I know he isn’t Yea Forums but I have to get this off my chest.
Good taste
He's a talking dog with a personality, especially in the newer series. He only really became husbando material to me in Be Cool.
hes a fucking DOG
to be fair the waifus/husbandos right now are hedgehogs, cats, rocks, toys, and children.
I can't help it.
I don't give a shit what he is, I like his personality. That's how I pick my husbandos. My last husbando was a robot space alien made of energy waves.
Gather round Yea Forums, it's time to play my favorite game: woman or gay?
I'm gonna go with woman.
Woman.
Woman
Woman
Gay
Gay
Woman
Gay
Woman
Gotta be a woman
Gay
Gay
What the fuck
Woman
Gay
Very fucking gay
Gay?
Gay.
Gay.
How'd I do, folks?
Wrong I'm andI'm a woman
Replace woman with femcel and you got a good list
Don't want to start shit, but are Husbando threads generally better than Waifu threads?
I can see why you'd think it, but nope. I'm and a woman.
wrong
Yes, but that's likely because they barely last long enough and usually don't attract any major autists.
Also I don't really have any husbandos that fits OPs requirements so here's a pumpkinfu.
>Woman
Wrong. Not gay either.
I have many husbandos but this one is the weirdest.
im weird
Fucking same
Me neither.
Lando is hotter, but I can respect this
I'm not sure about better, but husbando threads don't seem to devolve into autistic degeneracy nearly as quickly as Wifu threads do
Not sure he can top yours op, but here's my strangest husbando
I have to ask, what is it about the character that you like so much? The voice? The body type?
Everything about him is perfect
both, really. i'm a sucker for one-off characters
Merci beaucoup. Which of my harem pleaseth you the most, traveller?
Correct! I am a woman! I also agree with a lot of your estimates.
Based
Cringe
I'm sorry but this is Brony-tier autism.
Please rate my taste.
fuck off weeb
Came here to post him.
anime/10
Look, his hips make me feel things ok.
Odd taste but based character
I'm not even furry but this has stuck with me since childhood.
Suppressed memories activated.
Jane, is that you?
all Yea Forums husbandos suck tho.
except for my bbs.
>Dan
Nice
Haru is the only good husbando.
That's not Dan, though. That is a doppelganger
It's not THAT weird, is it?
>Flubb
>Darth Maul
>Rat Man
These are some very eclectic tastes
I'm sad to say I revoke my previous statement.
Moxy it's better dog-husbando
Oh, shit.
You guessed it
I've seen it a bit here so not really
How sexualized do you get though
i'm 12 too so it's even weirder
>i'm 12 too
Get the fuck out of here
A-user
>[USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST]
Come back when you finish puberty, munchkin.
Enough to make a drawfag in /y/ make a lewd pic of him getting double fucked.
Please link.
Based
For normies of course, but in terms of here it's not that weird
you wouldn't be the only one to find him attractive
Always glad to meet another lampyfag.
I wanted to marry him so bad as a child and I still do.
I literally longposted my analysis of the movie in a Yea Forums thread. I feel you.
My one and forever.
Quite a few on your list. But Jughead caught my eye.
take back that take back right now.
me too man, i dont say it in public tho. ive said it once and my friends gave me odd looks
you beat me to it, but
why not both?
i miss him bros...
i dont know why. im a gross man
you have very low standards but i get where you're coming from
same
dont remind me :(
Good taste user
But anons, this is a thread for strange/embarrassing tastes in husbandos. There's absolutely nothing unusual about liking quality prime meat
>the batter from Off
finally, another user of good taste
dedan is daddy
hmmm. I'm sensing a bit of a pattern here in regards to your preferences user
My girl/gay, me too.
Although I would admit it, because I have no shame.
Does this one count as weird enough?
>How'd I do, folks?
Gay
I have a whole folder dedicated to my husband! Most of it is porn!
Literally perfect
>50% guess chance
>based on replies below 50% guess rate
Among transformers fans that's basically normie taste.
He's cute dammit
That's a boy? Are you sure?
I thought Optimus, Knockout, and Starscream were normie taste.
Any of the popular characters especially with attractive voices are normie taste, TFP ratchet is very popular. They all look too human and have very typical husbando personalities to be weird to anyone who spent any time among transformers fans.
up for husbandos
same here
Not so much weird as obscure, but I really like Bluegrass from Silverhawks. Wish this show would get a reboot for a change instead of Thundercats for the fourth time.
Does he have a sexy southern accent?
Can you really consider a character your husbando if you don't have a whole folder dedicated to them?
Slutscream wasn't as popular as other starscreams, but he was mostly normie taste
Sort of. It's like a mix between southern with a slight Texan twang. What's most impressive about him though is his skills with a guitar
If you're actually serious, can you give a reason as to why? Most of the cases here I can at least somewhat understand, but not this.
There's nothing weird finding Gaius hot.
Does he remind you of your stepdad, your uncle, or your gym teacher?
bamp
>name a non-mute male character that never speaks their mind
me
god-tier. saw this on another thread the other day
from what i gather from the responses this bord is filled with womena nd gay people don't exist
considering his butt is kind of cute, I assume you are a woman
If you stop thinking everyone on the internet is a man you see a lot of people who are probably women. But I guess some people really like to interact with men all the time, so there's a lot of gays they're just closeted.
I have a visceral dislike and distrust of you right off the bat.
why should women be into butts? they're not the ones that want to stick their dick in one
it's something to grab onto
>what is pegging
>women
>on the internet
0/10 try again
Lots of people are into different things. I'm straight yet I prefer slightly feminine features like pear shaped figure on men. Some people are into feet, even though those aren't in any way related to sex.
You like living your gay fantasy where you interact with hot manly men all the time? It's healthier to just admit it.
a fucking trannie doesn't have to explain the world to me
>these are the people i share this board with
Fat Albert is not my husbando
which dan would be a better husband
>trannie
Do tell, am I actually a man who takes hormones? Because biology would disagree with you on that. Or am I a closeted man who is a man because I'm on the internet which according to you immediately turned me trans? Just embrace being a flaming faggot and start guzzling cum instead of just fantasizing about it.
user, you're just text on a screen. So am I. So is everybody else.
But user I met someone from Yea Forums in person, how can that be? Was that all just an Unicode fever dream? Don't give me an existential crisis like that.
yes I'm a guy and I like to suck dick, is this the only insult you can come up with? calling me gay? you're sad and homophobic.
what's next, you're going to tell me I have a small dick?
Post fictional husbands or fuck off
It's not an insult user, it's a fact seeing how you desperately want everyone around you to be a man. Why should I care about your dick? Chances are either nobody in your life will want to see it or you will manage to find someone who will be too deep in the relationship to care before he sees your dick. Either way it won't be me so no reason to get defensive.
Aye aye captain, sorry for the off topic garbage.
>Fat Albert is not my husbando
What's your problem user? Don't you like em thicc? And there's that deep voice too
Chris
What comic/cartoon is that variation of batman's costume from?
no. the top fucks the bottom. the bottom gets fucked by the top. learn basic English.
It's Chinese batman from New Superman. Really good comic with some solid characters, unfortunately it ended pretty fast.
Chinese knock-off Batman.
CRASHIN FRASHIN BREAKDANCERS
I did not expect Wirt getting blacked to be this hot
>Tubbs
I haven't played Neko Atsume in forever
I didn't even know what it was from.
It's hard not to like those cheekbones.
Best taste.
bump
does anybody have that chart template?
thank you!
Rad from OK KO is pretty hot
>Tooi
>Chilchack
Cute-tier
Inanimate objects are weird I suppose
Both his smog form and his sludge skeleton form
Thrax was pretty hot too.
turbo gay
You know it, dude
To be absolutely fair I just asked for him to get a threesome, never to be exactly "blacked".
If it had been for me, I'd have made it so that he'd be gangbanged by his football team.
That, or actually make him get some wholesome fucking by a nice jock.
>Panchito and Jose
>Elias
>Gargoyles
Based taste
> THIS
i like my men hard and made of plastic
He's partly metal, partly real
Grown-up Ferb is REALLY fucking hot
I don't husbando his common appearance, but definitely that one
It's very inconsistent but oh well here it is
Good thing he doesn't exist anymore.
i am obsessed with him
i cry at night because he isn't real
Are you the same guy who wrote the 130+ page self-insert fanfic?
yeah thats me
52,000 words and counting
I had a thing for keldor from the 2002 He-Man cartoon, even after he became Skeletor
>that hair
>that grin
>those abs
Darth maul = 10/10
I see a lot of daddy issues on this thread
>psycho murderdaddy
nice
>women and gays
>having daddy issues
who'd have thunk it?
how can you tell if someone has daddy issues based on their husbando?
Not gonna lie when I say he's kinda hot.
being in love with a fictional character sucks
is there some sort of support group for faggots in love with fictional boys i can join or something
i mean, he brings me happiness but at the same time a deep feeling of existential depression because i can never be with him
Enid's entire family is fetish fuel.
And god bless it exists
furfags get out
I just hope you're not a feeder.
no
make that 55,000 as of tonight
help me
Sparks is a better husbando to be honest
Don't you dare die on me thread.
Here’s my updated one. I’ve decided to add a bit more to it.
Pretty good taste there.
Personally I like his Lords of Shadow counterpart better, but hopefully we’ll get more Alucard soon.
Damn the 80’s were a good era for bad boy husbandos.
>centre square
ew
>Skulduggery Pleasant
okay this is epic and basedpilled
I thought Gromble was a girl?
Women and gay/bi men of Yea Forums, may I ask you, the fuck is wrong with all of you?
No
finally some good fucking taste
I'm a straight man, I just get man crushes sometimes when the dude blends masculinity with kindness and valiance.
i sincerely dont know
A lot of things
Needs updating, I'd slash ashigara for being redundant for starters
Hi, Aizenhower!
I thought Bolin was Aizen’s husbando
Same things that are wrong with anyone else here. Mostly mild to severe issues related to interpersonal relations.
I'm unironically autistic
Aizen has many husbandos.
Slut
Nothing
When you see the lying, manipulation, and illegal shit "normal" people do finding a cartoon character attractive is normal as hell in comparison
Uh, of course it's a boy! Duh! Look - short hair, pants, hoodie, no makeup, what else could it be?
Now, if it had long hair, a skirt/dress, and makeup, then it would obviously be female.
honk
It's definitely a FtM. There's no way Overwatch, a game rostered with gimmick characters, that tries to represent a diversity of sexes, sexualities, genders, and races, would introduce a new character at this point whose entire gimmick is "generic white male teenager"
>dat episode where they pilot a giant robot version of him
Really thought giant robots gonna be a thing in cartoons considering after dexter
>Phantom of the opera
>Gomez
>Gatsby
>Naveen
>Dracula
I see you have refined and excellent tastes in husbandos, user
Nah, just liked high heels.
youtube.com
If I knew do you think I’d be here?
Who's the guy below Ishimaru?
>not letting him stay lego
Coward!
Everyone is wrong shape
The question is, what parts were left real, and what parts were made metal do you think they let him keep his dong and it just retracts under the metal plate, or did the process all but castrate him and he manually needs to add an attachment if he wants to have any fun
You weren't kidding when you said inconstant. Zorak is excelent taste though
... I think we might have a contender for OP over here
I would have never thought of Skeletor that way, but your pic on the left is doing things to me
Locke from Spencer & Locke
Overindulge to the point where you've exhausted your imagination or get sick of it. It will never go away completely but that might help a fair bit
If posting Stan's will help then I've got several folders worth of pics to bump with
Nothing. I occasionally find fictional characters attractive or admirable and that's perfectly normal.
bumping
Bump
He was a pretty good teacher, all things considered.
He is canonically an awful boyfriend AND an asshole.
But damn, he cute.
god tier taste user
Fritz is based
I love him so much
Clayton is literally the best character in that show
bi guy here
i don't know what's wrong with me, but something definitely is
oh well
I wanted a continuation to that show for so long, and then we got Xiaolin Chronicles. Talk about a monkey's paw
Can they really be considered your husbando if you wouldn't admit to your love of them in public?
None of us go out in public or talk to people desu
yes. normies don't understand.
Everyone I know is very aware and accepting of my feelings towards my husbando.
ah yes well your circumstances are rather quite different to mine
I'm very sorry to hear that, I hope someday you can find people who will be more understanding and accepting.
nah, i don't really think i'd ever find the kind of people who would accept a 20 year old guy being in love with a fictional 10 year old boy, even if it's entirely non-lewd and even if i imagine myself as being his age when i think of us being together. i'm not entirely sure i'd want to, because i'm sure they would be absolutely awful people to be around in person.
but that's just the way she goes, i guess.
I rarely go outside, only for work and groceries, but I wear merch of him when I do, whether it's something attached to my bag or clothes. Also, it's one of the first things my mother tells people when talking about me.
Jewish Spiderman (pronounced Spidahmen) is my favorite.
your mother just tells people that you're in love with iron man?
oof
are you at least a girl or like, openly gay?
I'm glad you have the internet, it can be a very accepting place sometimes.
My mother does that too sometimes, particularly when someone asks if I've found a boyfriend yet.
i miss him lads
PPG and Gorillaz being on the same universe is one of the weirdest things ever but it DOES have sense.
He's fuzzy and blue and I love him
>sonic
>frylock
10/10
Who the fuck doesn't like a nice, toned ass?
>your mother just tells people that you're in love with iron man?
Not quite, she just tells people who asks about me and my interests that I "really love" him. I'm pretty sure she doesn't fully understand the extent of it despite sometimes joking about how he's my boyfriend.
>are you at least a girl or like, openly gay?
Girl
Toned butts are a sign of good physical strength and thrusting ability. It's an evolutionary instinct for women to like nice asses on men. Also something to grab onto during sex.
nice
I'm not even sorry.
In addition, Bomb Voyage from The Incredibles.
All Might is just too cute.
Weed smoking veggie-head husband. 10/10
Greed was one of my first husbandos.
Chubs a cute.
Absolutely based.
Also very good.
Yeah I want this to go on
I just wanna cuddle with him.
Me, too.
I think anything live action would be considered relatively normal, people would consider it unusual taste at most.
who's this?
Looks good. What show/movie is he from?
I luv them all
I thought I was the only one that had an obsession with 80s Shredhead. I think he's really underappreciated. They made him incredibly handsome and ripped. It's somewhat distracting when you try to watch the show.
I get it....?
user..... what the hell
Who is this crocodile character with the slicked mane-like hair?
>Samwell Tarly
BASED.
Toffee from Star vs.
That's Toffee. He was one of the villains from Star vs.
"Well you're a white and I know it's hard but really gotta stop fuckin' dogs. You can just stop complainin', we all know it's a dog you're bangin'!"
He cute. The fact that he's one of the few legitimately decent characters doesn't hurt his image either.
Not sure if this guy was posted already
I love them both but the smarter one is better.
There aren’t nearly enough shameful ones in this thread. In my defense I was 11 and now no longer like him because I don’t into shota.
does it make anybody else sad when your husbando's show/movie/comic/etc constantly seems to shit on him
Take out the spaghetti spilling and cuckoldry and honestly, he would make a pretty great and chill boyfriend.
Yeah a little, but it gives me excuses to write angst fics so it's not all bad. It really depends on how the show shits on them to be honest
That's like half of his focus episodes though
i'm a woman as well and same. something about cat men with deep voices
>Marquess
>not Pigeon
...The scarecrow from Batman
That's what he look like before he became scarecrow? Damn
Weird, I feel that way about Londo.
Please rate my taste.
I can't speak to Pigeon about interior design now can I?
I love this fat oaf and his eye-patch.
HHHHNNNNNN
Refined and dignified/10
I still find it funny that Marcus is cannon ripped to hell and back considering how much of a posh fruit he is
No. I normally gravitate towards character who suffer or are bullied by the universe so I’m used to it.
There are always older platypi
i dont think i can write anything angsty about humancentipad
i can't even watch that episode anymore
As this user said You have a fine taste
I imagine Perry is a strong silent type even as a human. At most, he’ll probably make grunts instead
Wait. Was he always a centaur in heels? I don't remember his legs at all.
I can’t believe I didn’t save the porn and I’d have to dig through archives to find it.
Based on the name I'm guessing that's a gross out episode? Those are always pretty cringer inducing. In that case, I'd say keep doing what you're doing and memory hole those kinds of episodes
Repeat after me
Wirt is for head pats and birds
I’m close to caving and making a husbando chart but I don’t think I have enough. Also I have Sans on it
>gross out episode
i'm guessing you've never heard of human centipede, because its a parody of that
he gets surgically mutilated and basically tortured by steve jobs
should've been stan, stan is a douche
please post it
Same. I'm tempted to make one, but I don't think I have enough. Maybe I'll do a chart and fill the whole thing up with just pics of my one true husbando
I didn’t save it. I wish I did.
>Dingodile
>Banjo
Absolutely based.
I just made one and there's one guy who made a Husbando chart consisting of nothing but Hal Jordan. Do it!
I have a few charts but this is a good "in general" chart.
Fairly good overall with one or two bad options.
Who's wearing the Mega Milk shirt
I want to have Burrito Peter's babies
I like pathetically feminine men with slightly high pitched cracky voices.
>Slinkman
Me, too, user
I want to see more weird husbandos you had when you were younger.
Fry is top tier
>Husbando chart consisting of nothing but Hal Jordan
Do you have it?
Rayman was my first crush
Managed to scrape up just enough husbandos, though they're not all Yea Forums
i only have one husbando
but i made a chart with a bunch of pictures of him
i've already posted lots of them in this thread. i need to expand my collection
First ever husbando. He was so cute and pure
If only the show surrounding him hadn't been shit
Baine Bloodhoof, but the general idea is just 'Tauren'
Like Scouts-Many-Marshes is just 'Argonian'
>Scouts-Many-Marshes
I am not going down this rabbit hole.
Argonian dockworker in Skyrim outside of Windhelm. He's actually very sweet, and just wants everyone to get along.
He normally has dirt on his face, although I edited that away in the CreationKit, along with giving him a better attire.
Not one, not two, but 3 Phantoms!
I am a Phan. Also a big ol’ movie nerd.
Though I am surprised so few choose Gomez. Honestly I thought it would be more.
>filename
and you did such a shitty work since I can see the border overlapping
To be honest, I need to get back to reading that series. But someone spoiled the shit outta book six for me, and I am somewhat discouraged. But hat’s what I get though for being too nice and letting my small group of friends and colleagues get ahead of me.
Do you think now that Artemis Fowl is coming out, Warner Bros will get their shit together and make Skulduggery Pleasant? Then again, at the rate Disney does adaptations of novels, I think they have enough time to milk J. K. Rowling dry before they have to do another property. Though at the rate the last one failed to impress...