How would this ship work?

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Steven is legitimately a good person unlike star

It wouldn't, because Star is terrible and I don't think even Steven would want to deal with her bullshit.

She coerce Steven into activities he's not interested in doing, destroy his life in the pursuit of fun, and leave him offscreen

I'd say this is child abuse but Steven is faking his age 24/7

What would a kid between Steven and Star be like?

>What would a kid between Steven and Star be like?
A cosmic horror only lesser then nylathotep

Considering Steven's physiology, he'd slowly become the baby in Star

and kill her once he's born?

Or she devours him when he's born. It's the Ouroboros, but instead of the serpent devouring itself it's the mother devouring the child, who she gives birth to again.

Yep. He'd get larger and stronger before explosively emerging as an adult.

Steven's conqueror blood
Star's bodycount

A match made in hell

I'd honestly watch a 6 episode parody of a cosmic horror baby between these two with a secondary character chronicling it all like a HP Lovecraft novel. Like fuck it if we're going to make characters that are basically gods that get whatever they want why not make them dark god antagonist above our main focus? There's not enough cosmic horror cartoons.

One of the plot points in Tangled is that Rapunzel is one half of a comics fountainhead of limitless power, and if she reunites with that other half, she'll either become an omnipotent goddess of life and death who could snuff out all of existence with a song. Or die.

Their kid would be Ramiel.

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What the fuck? How'd this series sneak past me?

That whiny faggot was right. Tangled does get brought up in every Star thread. Hard to ignore the similarities though.

Sheltered blonde girl must learn to become a princess and master her staggering magical abilities

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It's fucking great user you have no idea

Watching order is as such:
Movie
Before Ever After Special
Series

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Hookup and teen pregnancy after Marco dumps Star a couple of months?

Sounds about right, not sure if the Gems are effected by Cleaved or not

Gems are tech so they're fine I think.

yes

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What a fucking retarded thread

Daily reminder that Steven is the worst character in Yea Forums.

>Best cartoon protagonist of recent years
Fixed that for you. Nobody even comes close.

>liking that useless crybaby
Cringe

Moralfaggotry of Aang
Cowardice of Shinji
Faggy personality of Sora

>Projection
>No
>???
Wow what a great comeback. Definitely not projecting your own useless personality or anything.

The worst characters in Yea Forums never get discussed.
I agree with this.
Steven was only useless in the first season.
I'd argue that Shinji wasn't a coward. For all his fears and flaws he tried to do the right thing. Then things went to hell in a handbasket and he snapped.

If I wanted my comeback I'd wipe it off your chin

>How would this ship work?
Marco cucks Steven and Star by destroying Connie's mind with his cock.

>Cowardice of Shinji
Steven is not cowardly though? I don't know where you got that from.

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WRONG, he just cries and everything is fixed, he's an ugly ass manlet, gross ass afro, literally violates other people lives up with his moral high ground, and body raped Lars. I'm positive the only people who actually like him are ill and or are fat fags.

It wouldn't.
Now this ship on the other hand.

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It wouldn’t Star like aggression and muscle macho man, Marco might be a little femenine, but the guy does Karate, fight giant monster bare hands and knights without any real power and isn’t afraid of confrontation like Steven

She should force him to become a sissy and wear maid clothes

>Implying Steven would have to be forced and wouldn’t freely do it

Great. I was thinking about Star drooling into Steven's forced open mouth and now I have an erection. Thanks a lot, OP.

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