Talk about Tails on Yea Forums

>talk about Tails on Yea Forums
benchposters
>talk about Tails on /vg/
avatarfags forcing their headcanon ship

Time to find out what happens when I talk about Tails with Yea Forums

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Doesn't Tails in Sonic comics acts like a man with midlife crisis anyway?

we took about the best sonic show.

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god I wish I could have just one of those tailseses

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did somebody say Tails

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because I thought I heard someone say Tails

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Tails was Sonic's young ward. Like Batman and Robin. There was absolutely nothing sexual between them. It's not like he was grooming the naive young boy to accept and gradually yearn for approval via sexual stimulus. The steady lessons of throbbing cock in his ass turning his small mind towards deviancy, the only way he can be satisfied now being through violent domination from an older male...

I don't know why you people keep thinking that.

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>tails
>boy

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You're right user. Tails has nothing to do with violent domination. It's all about tender love and romance.

Tails is for Rouge

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It's why Shadow x Tails is perfection tier, you can get both.

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Tails is usually characterized as either a kid tagging along with Sonic because that's his idol, or else as a bookish engineer obsessed with building planes and using chaos emeralds

FUCK I thought I'd escaped you fujos. I guess you're on Yea Forums too.

Could he get along with Eggman if he wasn't evil?

Serious talk here
>Tails being written as a kid with confidence who is motivated to grow by his admiration of Sonic who adopted him
is a WAY better concept and much more clever than
>sci-fi genius nerd who can "make a TV out of paperclips" or pull an ipad out of his ass at convenient times just to advance plot

I mean, it's fine for him to have an affinity for engineering and tinkering... But everything he creates should be perfectly explainable and feasible for even the best tech kid to do.

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I missed a word there
>a kid with confidence issues*

Half of the threads on Yea Forums are shipping threads lol

Easily it's been touched on before, albeit lightly.

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>tails shouldn't be a magic "fix the episode" device creator
but then people would actually have to think about the plots in their furry show for babies and degenerates

That won't leave any time for epic memes and jojo references

keep the pics in Yea Forums or /trash/

Why must everything be made so lazily nowadays?

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Yea Forums is pretty chill and mature by my experience.

I mean, if they actually made a non-hedgehog character playable people might realise how default and boring sonic himself is. They can’t have that

Nibba are you dense? Other characters have been playable since Sonic 2.

I think he means how things like forces, colours, 06 and Lost World push them to the background so yoy have to focus on just Sonic

>Could he get along with Eggman if he wasn't evil?
They have before when necessary.

In 06 Sonic is not even the main focus, it's evenly split between him, Shadow and Silver. Also Silver is canonically so strong that he defeats Sonic without breaking a sweat. They had to shoehorn a nonsense cutscene in Sonic's line so there's gameplay continuity - immediately after winning, Silver knocks him out anyway.

>>talk about Tails on /vg/
>avatarfags forcing their headcanon ship
Ah I see you've experienced self inserters

mfw Ben Schwartz is the voice of movie Sonic when Jaleel White is still a working actor. (if you have Netflix, you can catch him in two episodes of Jeff Ross' Historical Roasts show.)

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fuck tails

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Sonic would NEVER be mean to Tails

Tails is more relevant than Shadow despite being less popular than him.

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You don't know what Fleetway Sonic is capable of.

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You're retarded. /sthg/ is Yea Forums, it's not a game side Sonic board. It used to be until all the shitposters and the Mega Man shitposting autist killed that place to all hell.

I've realize the best part of that place (the people defending it as they talked about the games) were Yea Forums fags that once they realize the place was a lost cause thanks to fujos and shitposters, they just stayed on Yea Forums to talk about classic Sonic era stuff.

>talk about Tails on /trash/

Hardcore porn with 300+ images

What is Sonic 2, 3K, Rush, Advance series and Mania
No one:
(You): Sonic is worse because other characters have a unique move

Sonic is always the best gameplay character. Skilled players break games with him, no other character can. Even Ray the Squirrel is only as OP as the level design allows him, which Sonic levels usually aren't given the vertical of the levels.

That's purely kneejerk reaction from SEGA after IGN and other media outlets claimed Sonic's friends was killing Sonic's image. When it was Sonic Team forcing in new characters (and old characters) into shitty forced half ass broken gimmicks for padding Sonic's 45 min gameplay. That's never be a factual thing, that other characters make Sonic look worse, that's been retards being inept retards.

the living hell

why does Tails look 60 and why does Amy look so rad

In Sonic 2 tails is literally a sonic clone who can fly. Same in 3k. Cream is the only broken character in Advance and in Mania tails is literally just a sonic who can fly but can’t drop dash.

Sonic isn’t the best gameplay character by miles.

Britbong Amy was more of a open ended tomboy then the mainline games interpretation.

In Sonic 2 my little brother always wanted to join in and play as Tails. I had forgotten until now. He's been dead three years now.

Oh, but have a nice thread.

It's a cool look without being fucking silly, shame

I mean she's staring down Super Sonic and ready to eat fist, that's pretty hardcore

Hi Ted
Tails is slower than Sonic in every game he's in, and Flying is slow as fuck where level design isn't even verticle and open enough to have it be anytihng more than normalfags easy mode.

Cream is a shit comparasion because Sonic Advance 2 is a boost game. All characters play the same because physics take a backburner on usefulness and ultimately underminds Sonic's gameplay as a result. Also you'd realize what make her "the broken character" was purely the Chao she has being able to rape bosses. That's literally it.

Sonic + Elemental shields by default make him the most OP character. Including if Drop Dashing and super peel outing are also available.

>>Tails being written as a kid with confidence who is motivated to grow by his admiration of Sonic who adopted him

Honestly that is sales pitch talk. In practice, that results in a terribly boring version of Tails that both demands undue screen time for his generic as fuck "arc" and makes him rather unlikable.

Tails is not the main character, not should he ever become the main character. He doesn't need confidence issues that reset with every bloody game because -surprise- once you solve those confidence issues the plot can't progress forward because status quo is god. Seeing that fruitless, generic, coming of age story is boring as fuck so it is best avoided.

Always been my favorite husbando

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>half of it is off-model trash or pairing with rouge
no thanks
/trash/ subhumans are not worth my time

200% agreed

Sonic 2, 3 and Mania dumbass. They’re all the exact same speed except Knuckles can’t jump as high

Tails is far more unlikable in his current state, it's pretty much agreed by all fans

same user, I have a daki of him

How fast can Tails go? He can keep up with Sonic's cruising speed.

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In classic games he’s the exact same speed when you play as just him, in Adventure he’s the same speed except when Sonic rubberbands, in rivals he’s the same speed, in Heroes he’s just below him.

It is true that modern Tails is very unlikable. But it is a misdiagnosis to attribute that cause to him being a genius mechanic.

The cause is the writing of modern Sonic games, from Colors, Generations, to Lost World has been pretty terrible and deliberately minimalist and ironic overall.

The material they are given to work with is the root cause of why Tails, and Sonic's other friends, have done so poorly in these games. It really is as simple as that.

She was also part of a stargate hopping duo with a nerdy canary.

This. Tails being smart could contribute a lot to the plot if he actually did something with it aside from translating what some wisps say. He’s annoying because he never helps anymore.

>They’re all the exact same speed
False, Sonic has always had slightly higher acceleration. They ALL can reach a max top speed with momentum, but it's harder to reach it with Tails because his air traction slows him down a bit while Sonic and Knuckles stay unaffected. Tails has his unique ability bring him to a crawl so no, he's not better than Sonic. You can do what Tails can do (reach platforms vertically) with skillful use of your speed on slopes and inclines naturally with Sonic. Same with Knuckles, he climbs as slow as Tail's can fly, and gliding just offers more horizontal air movement to Tail's vertical movement. Both can be over come by Sonic with skillful use of momentum on slopes and inclines. Knuckles is really the only one that is actually better than Tails because he can reach any height without getting tired. And as of Advance series, Knuckles and also swim and spindash on walls, making him objectively better than Tails, but Sonic still has content that keeps him on the top of the line, thanks to skill. He'll always be the best thanks to pure skill, while everyone else is just a unobtrusive gimmick to add variety to the gameplay, unlike the modern era's attempts for the 3D games.

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I WANNA FLY HIGH

How comes it's always rouge and never Shadow. Is this why Shadow porn is cursed?

All shipping is shit

Tails is going to knock you the fuck out.

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Which is ironic because Yea Forums has the most immature topic (cartoons).

haha

I mean, I’m comparison to other boards, yes, I suppose that’s true.

Shadow is still one of the most hated sonic characters to classic fans and the fact he's hard to self insert to makes it worse.

Shadouge should by all means be more popular and main pro for shadow and Rouge respectively instead of sonadow and Knuxouge.

>Named Miles

I'm sorry user.

Don't worry, I'm already dead inside. He however, physically died from an overdose.Shit, we used to get high together right up until he joined the army. Then he got into meth and heroin instead of harmless coke, weed, and ecstasy. Fort Sill is a bitch. After getting kicked out he was homeless for a while (after Leavenworth) Then went back to Maine where he tempted fate one too many times. Got to love that fentanol. God, thinking back on those innocent times just playing video games and watching cartoons, it seems so long ago. Why the fuck am I saying all this

Shadow and Rouge are more like siblings.

More

>benchposters
What the fuck are you talking about?

Tails is Rouge's husband sorry

>65 posts
>not one mention of tails gets trolled

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Don't pretend like you don't know

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He's 8.

Yea Forums is more (or was) chill.

yup

Tails is flying a plane, having girlfriends and saving the world all in-canon
8 in the sonic world does not mean 8 here

Rouge is 18. By the time Tails is legal he's gonna have so many bitches throwing themselves at him, he won't have time for old hags like her.

tails had a gf?

Nah let's be adults and not mince, he's totally our 8, but I don't personally care because /ss/ is hot and so is TailsxRouge

Not gonna make excuses

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Multiple. Who it is depends on series

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Really should've been a girl desu

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You're telling me didn't turn into Tails?

>game/story/whatever about ultrahot woman who is the sexually obsessed partner of some strange beastman

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Yea Forums is so bad now dude it's hard to even talk there without shitflinging
Especially that time they started the "tourist" thing

cartoon tails is the only good tails

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>Especially that time they started the "tourist" thing
Que?

You can never escape it op

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Estoy Mamadisimo

where all furries belong

>False, Sonic has always had slightly higher acceleration.
no he doesn't, atleast in the classic games. II know this from play testing, and all the physic guides the super nerds from Sonic Retro make. And I believe them more, because they're looking at the actual values in the code.

>You can do what Tails can do (reach platforms vertically) with skillful use of your speed on slopes and inclines naturally with Sonic.
But that's not special, Tails can also use slopes in addition to flight to increase his hangtime so he can just fly over lots of the stage like Knuckles. You'd of made a better point if you mentioned the instashield or something actually exclusive to Sonic.

I've always feel weird in that I have a pretty strong distaste for furry content, but I've always had a thing for specifically human women with any kind of inhuman male. But that kind of content is actually pretty rare from what I've seen (specifically furry-on-woman over the much larger monster category).

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>You'd of made a better point if you mentioned the instashield or something actually exclusive to Sonic.
I didn't have to, if I said Elemental Shields, of course that includes the Insta Sheidl, it's what is used when you don't have a shield up. The point of Sonic is to go fast by many people. The problem is when the speed takes no skill to mantain, hense why Sonic is the best one. He flows into speed flawlessly in the classic games. Tails and Knuckles do NOT. When they use their spiecal moves it kills their speed.

And no, flying over hte level isn't skill. It isn't better that Sonic. You might as well go Mariofag by that logic and use the Cape Feather as the end all be all. Which is why I brought up Ray because he's the same, but hte thing that keeps him from besting Sonic is purely based on the level design. If say, you had Sonic 2, like Tails, you just easy mode the game and that's not fun. If it's like CD, well Ray is fucked, but it works in favor for Tails.

Based on the best of the best level design for Sonic based on fan consensus of Sonic 3K/CD/Mania, Sonic overall wins. He's neutral enough to be the best playing character if you're not a shitty ass niglet that can't git gud at games.

Western animation is heavily animal-based
You can't escape

Nothin a 9mm painkiller won't fix

Tails is only good when he's being /ss/'d hard by Rouge.

I'm so sick of this normalfag view of Tails
stop trying to force your sick fantasies on my boyfriend

You got a problem with gusic?

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>/ss/
>normalfag

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>mfw "whinging" triggered my mind to hear this in bushland rick's voice

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it genuinely is
it's for people who like women mature women
they long for an /ss/ relationship
people who love shotas don't like /ss/
why would you want to see someone you love in the hands of an ugly pedo?

So? Incest is a thing. Rouge has shown romantic interest in shadow before in many sonic games and spin offs.

Because Shadow doesn't get respect over a classic iconic staple and a sex symbol aimed to be whores out. Shadows only popular with girls and little boys. But he does deserve more straight porn than gay porn, he has stronger feelings for women than he does for men.

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I think we have diffent definition of better. By better I mean acomplish goals easier. You play as Sonic for a challenge, your aknolwedging he has a harder timeme beating levels. Where did I mention skill, and yes the cape feather would be the end all be all so would Ray if you're going for times. Ray, Tails and Knuckles with their flight can beat stages faster.

No, prove it. Ray cannot unless you're GOOD at the gameplay and understand what the level design is ahead of time, like Sonic. You cannot do the same with Tails and Knuckles, stop shitposting. Pro Sonic and Rayfags will always beat shitty players, regardless of character. Tails and Knuckles enever get speedruns that prove they can go faster than Sonic or even Ray.

He's a good kid.

She sees him as a friend. And she is basically Omega and Shadoww's chaperone, keeping them from getting killed or arrested.

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Dude currently on the leaderboards on Mania Plus, Ray Tails and Knuckles all have faster full game runs then Sonic.

>Ray cannot unless you're GOOD at the gameplay and understand what the level design is ahead of time, like Sonic.
So not only is Ray faster, he requires skill too. I guess he really is better in both ways.

Surprised this wasnt posted sooner. Storytime?

>So not only is Ray faster, he requires skill too.
I didn't say he didn't. I also just said Sonic can do just the same in time with skill, the thing is people using Ray more because he's new. Of course he's going to show high scores when he's the ONLY character used.

Mighty was a characters claimed "better than Sonic" because he can cheese through most hazards. Yet no one uses him anymore.

>ails and Knuckles all have faster full game runs then Sonic.
Actually post it first then I'd believe that, but still, the advantage run in Sonic 2/Mania I've always had Sonic be fastest. It's highly defendant on the level design, which ultimately is the best in 3K/Mania, so it varies based on player.

>that tiny hint of a butt peeking out
Cute

>Mighty was a characters claimed "better than Sonic"
idk what those people where thinking, from I've seen he's easily the worst what it comes to speed. Maybe they were talking about in just survival.

>Actually post it first then I'd believe that,
I had faith in you to just google "Sonic Mania Plus Leaderboards" but ok. speedrun.com/sonicmaniaplus#Sonic

Rouge does not lead Shadow, he leads her. Please stop taking Ian's headcannon seriously, he likes rouge more than he likes shadow so of course shadow follows her.

Shadow x Rouge is hot for the dark and mature aesthetic alone. i don't care for their relationship, Shadow is aloha, same with Rouge.

Sorry I meant Alpha.

It ain't Ian, its Sonic Heroes. She's the boss, the others just go along waiting for chances to blow shit up.

No, shadouge is team mate x team mate, other wise fuck buddy material. Shad ow has no close friends outside if non cannon titles, in cannon, Shadow is basically the boss or some temp team mate to work with Rouge to do his own thing. Rouge is always trying to boss shadow but that bitch knows her place.

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A game that doesn't really make rouge as the main leader afterwards from then on.

Point is, its a bromance. Rouge is the one person he trusts and respects. He doesn't give a shit about romance.

>its a bromance

its-not-its.info/

>I'm gonna suck your little Tails penis.

Billy "Tails" Harrington

Everything he builds and uses makes sense given none of the cast sans eggman are old enough to have graduated high school.

I'd be more concerned if Tail's inventions were plot devices or OP ass pulls but 8/10 times they do just enough and then break.

Tails a cute

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She became Amy, if anything.

AoStH Tails is an absolute qt

Came here for this.
Shameful failures, all of you.

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He cute

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My baby!

Let's not do that...

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where's the comic where some guy draws the impact of the arrow hitting sonic's face? that shit was hilarious

ok nevermind found it on page 2 after image searching it

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Don't you mean Arms?

Why is Fleetway Sonic such a dick to him?

Since the whole "attitude" thing was played up in western marketing at the time, I always figured that the US envisions the concept as an irreverent cool guy, while the UK sees it as a cool bad boy.

Sort of like how a character called Dennis the Menace in the US is annoying but not really malicious, while a character with the same name in the UK is a little asshole.

Dagasi draws such a fucking good Tails.

He draws him like a sack of potatoes with an oversized dick

Named Mai Ri Su Paua
A pun on miles per hour but "mai ri su" could easily be a feminine name.

The real tragedy is no mention of KEN PENDERS

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Tails need a good slap on the ass

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Sauce?

e621.