Its almost 2 Am in the friggin morning and you chuckle fucks want chocolate pudding?!
Crisis on Infinite Carl
hey raddman, go find me a planet to eat or somethin
Hey! Which one a you assholes is Goku? 'Cause he really dropped the friggin' ball with this planet!
(game long silence)..........TONIGHT!
No! It gave me confidence and almost sex. I mean, char char ash man
Yo, rugman, I ain't seen you for a couple millenia. Who the hell's this kid, what, you want some sort o' wish or somethin'?
Ok, dis is awright. Got a fork on my head, some pretty bitchin shoulder pads...
Hey Carl!
What the?
I'm in your stomach, Carl.
Are you friggin kiddin me right now?
And I can control you, and the things you do. Watch this.
Oh COME ON!
Yo Ashman, I got your balls right here if you know what I'm saying. Yeah hehehehe.
Tonight!
Truly they were a Axis team horror force.
I'm ya redeemer. It is by my hand y'all from the ashes of this friggin world!"
H-Hey Mortman, we need to get me laid, 'cause if we don't the whole world's gonna friggin' explode or somethin', I'm not really sure.
But one things for sure, if all life ends...I still got my little life maker down here!
TO-BUUURP-NIGHT!
What happend to my freekin koos a la goopa goop?!
I don't remember being so old... and so pink.
Hey Snot where's dat Princess Whasherface or whatevah
I'm gonna show her my earthworm IF YOU KNOW WHAT IM SAYIN
Get outta my freekin deadpool
Get in the friggin robot
DENTAL PLAN!
based
Hey you two, uh, flyin guys thingies. I want Tera Patrick on my lap soaked in bbq sauce right now! wh..WHADDAYA MEAN IS AGAINST DA RULES? you got friggin god powahs and for what?....fine then, stay a sucka!
Do we know each other or somethin'?
I'm tired to get my shit beaten by you rat, I call a freakin truce. if you ever need me i'll be in mah robopool....IN THE NUDE!! eh eh eh
Eli's got one more good year, right?