>the actual state of blunder charged
it's not fair bros
it was our turn now Yea Forumsmrades
all my friends on twitter told me so
The actual state of blunder charged
Charles Ward
Leo Fisher
dude look at that shit, even if the show was awesome who the fuck would pay for that shit.
Dylan Price
Isn't draped in enough green goop slime blasters for kids
that's what kids want, right
Justin Green
>that tike batman found out about ras slime fetish
Joshua Morgan
>haha I captured batman, and after this you will be IMMORTAL HAHAA
Colton Stewart
what in god's name am I looking at?
when I was a kid, moms were paranoid of anything getting dirty and slime toys were forbidden. are they not still the same?
Gavin Martin
The toy industry is dead and buried. I don't know why boomer execs refuse to accept this.
Ryan Garcia
Because that claim is a convenient shield for bad shows and movies
John Taylor
My parents when I was 5. I think most of us as kids just wanted our favorite characters no matter the quality. Qualityfags are adults with disposable income who can be picky about the toys.
Ryder White
Im not excusing the show, I just don't know if this is necessarily the right metric to base it's success or failures on
Christopher Perry
I don't think any toy stores actually exist anymore, so I'm not sure why you think he is wrong.
Julian Cruz
t. boomer executive
Juan Long
I guess you must have been pretty well off, because my mom would never pay full price for something that dinky looking.
John Thomas
Isn't that the guy who sucked a dick for a MISB G1 Overlord
Wyatt Rogers
Did you consider that your mother just loved you enough to try to buy you quality products
Some parents just grab literally the first thing they see
Alexander Cooper
friendly reminder the guy in the tweet actually trades rare Transformers toys for oral sex.
Samuel Fisher
>Some parents just grab literally the first thing they see
>tfw you wanted a wii and mom picked up a dollar store game system that only had basic arcade games you could play for free online
anyone else know what I'm talking about? those bargain bin consoles that advertised 40 games in one or some shit?
I really never fucking understood how boomers could choose not to take an interest in their children's hobbies at least enough to recognize things well enough to not waste money
Christopher Perry
based
moms are super hot, and ones that will debase themselves for toys are a special kind of kinky
Dominic Morgan
>moms
>buying 30 year old collectibles still in the box
user, think about it for a moment.
Brandon Baker
eh
different kicks for different pricks
knowing it's a nerd on the other end isn't as hot though
Adam Turner
Yes, they're very common and weirdly enough different regions have different more prominent Chinese knockoffs (they're literally all Chinese)
Usually they advertise an absurd amount of games that no person would play to begin with anyway (1000 games in one!!) and then there's like 6 off-brand NES games that constantly repeat themselves over and over
Tyler Johnson
>anyone else know what I'm talking about? those bargain bin consoles that advertised 40 games in one or some shit?
Plug and play, you mean.
Or sometimes more colorfully known as plug and plague.
Wyatt Wilson
That asshole isn't dead yet?
Ian Ross
Plug and Plays are just controllers with minigames inside, or bad ports of old games. What he's talking about are Chinese clones of old consoles like the NES that are made to look like a cheap alternative to a full-priced console.
Isaiah Robinson
The only good one is the Atari Flashback. I've heard you can even modify the Flashback2 with a cart slot for playing actual carts, switching back and forth between reading from the slot and reading from the chip already present. Takes original controllers, the reproduction ones, or Genesis controllers.
Landon Scott
Most of those plug and plays I've seen fit this user's description:
So maybe they're just plug and plays designed to fool people into thinking they're legit systems
Logan Phillips
Megaman? No
Matthew Jenkins
Most plug and plays I've seen are generic controllers with shit like Star Wars or Spider-Man plastered on top, they're usually officially licensed too.
Granted I haven't seen one of those in like 10 years.
Logan Hall
it's not hot moms who's sucking him off.
Alexander Campbell
This, toys are going to be here forever, stop making excuses for bad shows
Asher Nguyen
That's what you get for trusting CN to handle your property
Isaac Howard
redpill me on that lore
Nathaniel Kelly
How come Steven's Universe doesn't get any toys?
Grayson Barnes
because no one wants them
Grayson Allen
not if they look like this
Elijah Watson
This.
Back when I was a kid, toys had
>Full range of motion, move hands legs, arms, head, etc
>Durable. I once tried to blow up a toy with firecrackers, toy survived.
>Good accessories that are shit and had complex movements of their own (a he man toy (iirc) I had a sword that could transform into a different sword by twisting some parts)
>actually looked like the characters
Honestly why would anyone buy toys now a days when they’re so shit compared to years ago?
Cameron Russell
So they are show accurate then
Easton Martinez
There have been new Buzz Lightyear toys to promote 4 and none of the ones I've seen have his laser button actually be a button. My old one from 1995 could be pressed, so why can't the new ones?
Ethan Carter
the chibi part is intentional on their part
what I was complaining about was the shitty paintjob on the face
Kevin Bell
bruh none of the buzz figures were accurate to the movie. They were always missing at least one feature
Julian Robinson
Kevin Russell
Do you honestly not remember all the slime, goo and water-based toys from the 80s and 90s? They've been making gross-out and liquid reactive toys since I was a little kid.
I swear, nobody actually remembers what their childhoods were like.
Noah Campbell
it's too expensive to create the ultimate toy
Carson Jackson
>boomers
Go back to R.eddit.
Lucas Bell
no the joke hit, it's just the shrink-a-dink wasn't a mishap this time
Joshua Foster
Collector toys are great nowadays. So much detail and articulation. Toys meant to actually be played with, not so much.
Jeremiah Johnson
Disney should be able to afford it
Xavier Garcia
What? No. Megaman's not an asshole, he just has shitty cartoons and only half his games are good. I meant M. Sipher.
Jack Sullivan
never heard about that guy before, what's the deal with him?
Jordan Mitchell
to be fair, my mother was literally a baby boomer
Caleb Turner
It was more shitting on SU for not being on model and just being lazy/shit with its animation in general
Adrian Price
I don’t understand, what are we getting mad at in this thread again? No one wants Megaman fully charged toys?
Jonathan Hall
Holy shit, it’s the reincarnation of the horde slime pit
Leo Hughes
Well, I'm dating myself here, but he was a loudmouthed jerk on the alt.toys.transformers Usenet group.
Luke Garcia
If he's really this old then he can't be the guy from this /toy/ thread
Nolan Ortiz
Because CN isn't a toy company (nor a good one at that) but they don't seem to care.
Owen Murphy
What even connects one to the other?
Joshua Howard
The slime came with a warning that it would fuck up carpeting beyond all repair. It wasn't kidding.
Parker Collins
meanwhile forky figures go for $900 pesos in mexico ($50 bucks)
Parker Sanchez
>why make one toy that collectors will buy just once and not make the same toy over and over again just so they can say they have the complete set?
business
materials nowadays cost much higher than back then?
Aiden Barnes
what did CN mean by this?
Justin Perry
google gives me knockoff results. are you passing off KOs as official merch?
