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Blue diamond>white diamond>pink diamond>yellow diamond

fpbp

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Definitely white.

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Pink Diamond, is a lustful hedonist, with a human fetish.

So Pink

Remember during that trailer when Yellow Diamond first appeared? When she was the hot shit and everyone theorized what sort of personality she would have? Where did all the mystery and her charm go? Now she is nothing more than a meme. What the hell happened?

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Steven Universe happened.

Yellow went from one of the God-Empresses of Gemkind, to lady that just needed a hug.

Because villains, aren't allowed to have the conviction that would make them them real threats.

Of course. It's not difficult to wield power if you have no heart.

But if your heart suddenly returns...

Yellow just because of that one picture

All of them are pretty good, but it's a toss up for me between Blue and Pink.

I dunno. People were pretty on point at guessing her personality.

Blue, always Blue, there's something about that accent of hers that's really fucking hot

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If you truly believed in your cause then you'd still, try to fulfill it.

Today, I will remind them...

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The one and only

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>that mascara
HNNNNG

DEE
DOO
dee
doo

I like Pink the best but White is cute too.

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One thing I absolutely can't stand is when people draw fanart of the Diamonds as human sized. Especially if it's rule 34. Blue Diamond is fucking 40 feet tall and you've drawn her taking a dick like she's 5'2"? Fuck you. People like that need their artist permits revoked.

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Look man, you can find aspects of their personality or designs hot without having a size kink

Murdercock > all

You're one of those trash artists, aren't you?

I've never drawn it but I don't mind it

Based

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She sounds like a Dark Souls character, and all of their voices are fucking delicious.

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Yellow > Blue > White = Pink
A woman whose got her shit together, help me get my shit together, and who has an inner soft side just for me (and her sisters too, I guess)? Sign me up. Plus hard dom without the silliness of Pink, the softness of Blue, or the sadism of White.

>hard dom
>no sadism

What's the point

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you are all wrong

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White=Yandere/Best Girl
Blue=Kuudere/BTG Emo
Yellow=Tsundere/Tomboy
Pink=Sukeban/Thot
Everyone has a reason for liking one of them, (I still remember how much Yea Forums shat itself over BD), and everyone seems to have a favorite one as well.
WD fags reign supreme as they thigh gap their way to the top with taste in proportions and character the likes of which no one has seen.
BD fags simultaneously have the most popular and thicc diamond while spamming porn of her as there seems to be no sortage of it.
YD fags have the least popular diamond that got memed on but come out with a character that is likeable, relatable and hugable ,as well as based.
PD fags have to deal with their gemfu being one of the most universally hated characters of the show, as well as deal with the murdercock, but have a gemfu who is made of love and saved the earth.

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Blue, no question. Least selfish of the 4, for starters.
Also that thiccness cannot be denied

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Yellow is the one who comes closest to being a decent character. All of their designs are bad.

It's the luscious lips and big eyes.

>tfw I try to look up a picture of White Diamond and pic related is what I find in one of the earlier results

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yeah I hate when people draw rule 34 of the gems with sexual organs too. They're inorganic organisms, but you give them dicks and vaginas? Fuck you. People like that need their artist permits revoked.
or you could just realise that diamonds could shapeshift and chill out about the whole thing

Blue>Yellow>White>Pink

thats a thing

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If Gems didn't have sexual organs, then there would be no murdercock. Gems can clearly have sex.

and gems can clearly change their size/shape to more easily facilitate having sex. Not everyone has a giantess fetish.

We don't know that they can have sex, only that they can make Greg cum to get to his haploid genetic material

Broke: Reducing the Diamonds' size so they can fuck you
Woke: Fucking the diamonds at their original size
Bespoke: Increasing your own size to fuck them

Greg asked Rose if she had fucked other humans before and she said yes.

I have always wanted porn of the Pacific Rim robots fucking Blue Diamond.

Have to express my love for BD here. She's that perfect combo of cute and sexy with a gentle, deeply emotional soul. She's perfect and I wouldn't change a thing about her.

Jaegers are about ten times the size of Blue Diamond

...and?

How was fucking pink stronger than White?

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After hanging out with a character and learning all about them and their personality you're saying the mystery is gone? Gee golly how could that have happened.

She probably isn't stronger than white normally but her gem went super-saiyan during that confrontation. Or it might be in the nature of their respective powers, or because white is off-color with pink

also her first appearance on screen ended with this

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I don't think any gem truly believes in their cause. They just follow orders, even the Diamonds. Even White.
And without Pink, that was really all Yellow had left. Order! Purpose! To distract her from the gaping, sucking wound where her heart had been.

And that was why they were on the one hand so implacable - they had nothing to affect them, because they believed in nothing.
But when their 'heart' came back and told them that what they were doing was wrong - how could they possibly resist?

Even a Gem would realize that mindlessly reproducing is pointless for an ageless species. They do it because it's what they were ordered to do.

That is why I hope that season 6 will give us some answers.
Notice White Diamond's reaction here:

youtube.com/watch?v=kZFYXKSCSa4

She says "I am supposed" FIVE TIMES. "I am supposed to make everything better".

Supposed... by whom?
Her creators, probably, but who are they? And why did they create her? Is she a terraforming, self-replicating robot - a Von Neumann machine, as it were?

mmm brap

>Blue Diamond is fucking 40 feet tall

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I really didnt need to see that

>by whom?
leadership is a mean bitch which takes no prisoners; being the leader doesn't exclude you from its entrapment.

now imagine your entire species physiologically hinges on your making the correct choices because if you fuck up and get shattered your species gets
> era 2 peridot'd

Blue Diamond > White Diamond > Rose Quartz > Yellow Diamond > Pink Diamond

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they got a dick tho

>women with Irish accents
Ah, I see you’re a man of culture as well.jpg

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>how my dad fucked an empire to the ground
ultra madman murdercock

>that smug expression
I want to give her my load and spray it all over her

I don't think you have enough to spread all over her, user.

I mean she's about twelve metres tall.

>metric units

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Minerva Campbell is incredibly underrated, and that angers me to no end.

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Got a problem with big women?

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>women with Irish accents
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yellow>white>pink>blue
that being said, they're all good

>smug Blue
m-mommy!!

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It's a shame they decided to throw away Yellow's intimidating demeanour for a meme face, I always thought it would have gone better if it went something like this
>Scene plays out as usual
>Yellow is getting noticeably more aggravated as Peri keeps disobeying her
>Peri calls her a clod
>Rather than going full meme Yellow's face just returns to it's bored expression
>She softly, but clearly says "Earth" and cuts off the call
>Communicator is detonated immediately
Would have kept her intimidation factor up and would have made her seem more refined

The confusion among the writing staff meant that they weren't sure whether they wanted a family drama or an epic battle against darth vader and the empire so they settled on an unhappy median

>curiosity
>disgust
>skepticism

This is a good image

I agree, but they definitely kept her wackier moments to a minimum from that point on. I remember watching That Will Be All and loving her.

S H A P E F I S T I N G

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they're all shit

FUCK, I MEANT SHAPESHIFTING

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What you said before still falls under that category, to be fair

>tfw you could actually fist the Blooty
Good Lord

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Shapeshifting is actually the reason the animation is so inconsistent

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CUTE FEET

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>posting fanart when you could post the real, glistening thing
I swear, Rebecca’s a closeted footfag like the rest of us. I thank her for boarding this scene.

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White is cute! I want to fluster her by wriggling around between her toes.

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Well at least it's a relief to see a footfucker who doesn't draw them hyper detailed and wrinkly

It's why cartoon feet are superior.

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>When Legs from Here to Homeworld means multiple things
Bless Sucrose and her horny on main antics

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>between her toes
>not between her thighs

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Well, user, pretty much all diamonds and all their parts are worth greasing up for some giantess slip-and-sliding.

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A+ post

>thighs
huzzah, a man of high quality

This is the only correct ranking.

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Rose really is underappreciated. Just the right height for turning a pelvis to wet bone-gravel.

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Wrong. Pink is better.

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Consider the following:
Both

If she's better, then why is she dead?

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Pink > Rose

Rose is a womanlet compared to Pink and womanlets are not attractive.

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yeah but Rose do got the tatas

Yes, but Rose was based enough to pick the best human to have a child with.

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Pink's are bigger because Pink is overall larger than Rose.

Still flat proportionately speaking. If they ain't hangin', they ain't bangin'.

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Pink's left tit probably weighs as much as you do.

Pink doesn't have breasts because they're a mammalian thing. Probably a thing to help her be closer to humans as Rose.

Canonically a chestlet. Even as a giantess, she's flat. Would still suck them nippies, though.

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Garnet and Amethyst have breasts. Aquamarine and Holly Blue have breasts. Lapis has breasts. Even Jasper has breasts.

What do they have in common? They've all been to Earth! Hot dog! Something about our planet gives them stonkin' great tits, and corrupts their programming!

Rose Quartz >>> Pink Diamond

Pink looks like a giant toddler in a silly jester outfit. I can’t see her in a sexual light.

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None of those characters have breasts. They have barrel-shaped chests which isn't the same thing as you can see in Amethyst's latest outfit

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Technically no one in the show has tits

Pink could literally crush you to death with one foot.

Pink >>>>> Rose

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Which is a cryin' shame. What a shit thing to sacrifice.

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...and that is better how exactly?

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The larger a girl is, the better she is. It's science. Are you anti-science?

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I doubt your statement has been peer reviewed.

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Just look at the evidence.

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Blue Diamond is best, but also not the largest. It is the proportions that are the deciding factor.

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Yes. Blue has a boner-inducing accent, a lovely modest visage, and a fat ass. That’s why she’s a sexy Giant Woman.

Pink is just a giant toddler.

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Pink is sexier than Rose Quartz because she's bigger.

She also has the most pronounced sense of mercy of all the Diamonds, aside from said giant toddler. Truly the best, and I would worship every inch of that azure space goddess.

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>tfw you realize Blue Diamond is entirely made of light, so her asshole would smell like fresh lightbulbs
I've never wanted to eat ass more than I do right now

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lol

Post moar BD ahegao pics, NOW.

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*unf

>sweaty thicc bih
>canned beverage tucked between her tits
LAWD

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>White if you want Authority and power in the Gem Empire
>Yellow if you enjoy war and subjugation, a hard life but ample chance of reward
>Blue if you want an easy ride because she's too depressed to rule anything
>Pink if you want to fuck a diamond

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>*Rose if you want to fuck a Diamond
ftfy

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This one's new. I like.

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Nope. i just knew that by posting that screenshot from Feed The Kitty someone would post that image, thanks.

still one of my favorite pieces of Blue Diamond fanart

So you mean “new” as in “new promo art of Blue post-Change Your Mind”?

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What about black diamond?

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>Steven looks exactly the same

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good GOD those FEET

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Blue's sweet. A little immature emotionally, but sweet.

those tootsies lookin especially yummy

Yellow is the coolest and most likable, Blue is the most fuckable

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That's probably a marketing thing at this point. Feels like him aging will be a finale thing.

blue diamonds VA is also a qt

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It just hit me, why did they hire singers to be the diamond's voice actors if none of them sung?

Yellow's had a song. I guess it's because singers are often good at voicework? Voice actors are often good singers so it make sense.

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>Voice actors are often good singers
No they ain’t

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Professional VA's often have some sort of singing background. Rando's for side characters maybe not so much.

how selfware is this fanbase?

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Of what, the fire diamond thing? That's been obvious for years.

It is indeed

As opposed to 'cheeserburger per square eagle'.

>TFW we still haven't actually seen Blue Diamond's feet

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A little more meta. But there's a lot you can do with it.

Sure wish Sucrose would say something about it.

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Has Rebecca ever shed some light on the Great Diamond Authority symbol possibly being even slightly inspired by the NFPA Hazard Diamond?

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Pretty much her entire court goes barefoot. It kind of implies she does as well.

the one with the cute feet

No it doesn't. Lapis used to go barefoot, but even she doesn't do that anymore.

Now that she's now in open defiance of her former Diamond. A better point would have been Aquamarine, but then again, smug cunt might do so out of the slightest hint of a rebellious streak.

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Noone else in Blue's court goes barefoot. Holly Blue doesn't, Zircon doesn't, even Blue Pearl doesn't.

Fair 'nuff. Isn't it funny how her court has so many top gems?

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So, was there actually any deeper meaning/parallel behind this, or was it just surface-level visual foreshadowing?

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It's kind of hard to tell, but there's a few things taht push it into the former for me.

>Before Cloud!Connie broke, she was wearing a pink cloak with an eyepatch over the same eye that's broken on Pink Pearl
>Cloud!Connie broke because Steven told her to stop doing what he wanted. In Familiar, Pearl told Steven to stop giving weird orders to Yellow Pearl or he'd "break her"

And as a bonus (this one isn't confirmed, just a theory)
> Pink broke Pink Pearl's eye with a punch which is why it never healed. She wasn't just punching a window in Jungle Moon

That outfit is so goddamn hot

>Pink broke Pink Pearl's eye with a punch which is why it never healed. She wasn't just punching a window in Jungle Moon
Oh, shit. I haven't heard of that theory before.

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I was disappointed to realize Bloople was never actually barefoot. Neither is Aquamarine.

Blue is a good color and she's the most maternal of the diamonds with that gentle disposition and enormous implied boobs.

Best one

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If Steven really is 100% himself and Pink is G O N E , then how come he still shares some of her memories?

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The same reason you can have orphan files on a computer. There's also the possibility that White was planting those memories in order to draw Pink out.

>Pink's old memories are still in her old gem.
>Someone decides to create a new Pink Diamond gem
>They extract the old memories out of the old gem and put them in the new one.
>The original Pink Diamond/Rose Quartz is back.

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GodDAAAAMN, why is Blue Diamond so THICCCCC?!

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Or even better:
>All of the memories of being a Diamond with none of the character development
>They don't treat her like shit this time
>PERFECT PINK DIAMOND

I don't care what anybody says. This will always be one of the greatest surprise callbacks/plot connections in television history.

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How would Captain Picard handle first contact with the Diamonds and their empire?

Especially since it wasn't written that way at the time (as far as I'm aware). Talk about working with what you have.

Could Alonso Ramirez Ramos singlehandedly save this trainwreck of a movie?

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I want to rape Navy

white diamond really needs better feet art. all the trash gets the best stuff

Oh is that who that is? I was wondering what connections they had.

*TV movie

It's 90mins long. Not really too big of a distinction at that point, I mean it's longer than the South Park movie and that was theatrical. Although there'll probably be a sizable credits sequence.

>it wasn't written that way at the time
What do you mean by that?

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I've no evidence to support it, but certain things in SU are added as they went along. Amethyst being from Earth was one thing that wasn't in the original design document IIRC but it fitted well enough for her character. The names being used later against Steven was probably another.

What a coincidence, today’s the 20th anniversary of R-rated Kino!

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I was watching it earlier to celebrate the occasion. Holds up immensely well.

Snuck into the film at 14, not knowing it was about the boys sneaking into the T&P Movie

>Amethyst being from Earth was one thing that wasn't in the original design document
[citation needed]

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You would not survive.

Or worse, you might not want to.

Gently.

youtube.com/watch?v=VTM0WOIKDvA

There's a joke really early on about how they "kept" Amethyst and she only looks mildly annoyed. It wasn't 'til On the Run where that plot point came in.

That doesn’t necessarily mean Amethyst’s Earth origins and her inferiority complex about being a runt weren’t already somewhat mapped out during early development. Garnet was always a fusion and Pearl always belonged to PD, so it wouldn’t be too much of a reach to assume that joke at the end of “Steven’s Lion” might’ve been some light foreshadowing.

Has it ever been addressed in the SU Podcast? I know that Uncle Grandpa “diamond-polishing” joke was swiftly debunked by Joe Johnston.

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Amethyst's design is just one big pun about girls showing off their cleavage

Yeah, in Volume 2 Episode 2, they said that the joke "We kept Amethyst" was written before they themselves knew her actual origin.

I could've sworn I read about it in the art book itself. Can't find anything via a google search so for now I'll concede that unfortunately I am a faggot and was wasting your time. Sorry user.

The boarders know where the good stuff is

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Here we go, a write-up of the podcast love-takes-work.tumblr.com/post/170384946022/steven-universe-podcast-volume-2-episode-2

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Ooh, nice find.

I guess you were right; “We kept Amethyst.” = “You should make sure to get this thing polished at least twice a year.”

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>Kamp Koral
Someone please explain to me why that shit is happening

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The creator is dead and can't say no.

nick is utterly depraved
even more than your average Yea Forums user or /pol/ incel

I don't believe this.

>Meanwhile, Glitch Kino will never see the light of day
God, I hate this cursed timeline

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DEAR GOD.

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>Three Stage Boss
>First Stage
>Begins in her Palanquin, using the various legs to move swiftly around the stage as well as attack you with them
>After breaking 4 of the Palanquin's legs it'll tip her out
>Will act a lot like Wjolnir, slow sweeping attacks that will fuck you up badly if you're not prepared
>Toxic Tears (self-explanitory)
>Grieving Wail (the screen will be engulfed in blue and forces your character over the weight limit)
>Halfway through her health bar she'll pick up her Palanquin and beat you with it (the amount you damaged it will determine how many hit's she'll get out of it)
>Second Stage
>Shape-shifts into a smaller but still huge form (like 7ft tall) wielding (insert gem weapon here) that inflicts Bleed
>Summons her personal Pearl to fight by her side (has a separate health bar)
>The Pearl can draw two types of attacks during the fight
>The first is quick crude drawings of weak monsters
>The second is more complex drawings that turn into spells/pyromancies/miracles
>If you deplete Pearl's health first you shatter her in a cutscene
>Third Stage: Mad Diamond
>Blue Diamond will constantly shift her form, from huge to small, to a variety of beasts to slaughter you with
>She summons three different gems
>Holly Blue Agates (basic tanky soldiers)
>Aquamarines (quick and small enemies that will inflict you with heavy-weight)
>Lapis Lazulis (weak but very powerful enemies with obvious attack patterns)
>Halfway through her health bar and she'll summon her ship to attack you with it
>Defeating her in this form will show a cutscene of your character shattering her
>Obtained: Blue Diamond's Gem (Shattered) (To craft her weapon with)
>Allies Lost: Steven Universe, Pearl, Garnet, Amethyst, Peridot, and Jasper
>All summonable
>Garnet and Steven would have taught you how to fuse with summons in late game
>Jasper would have taught you how to tame Corrupted Gems

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>Allies Gained: Bismuth
>Replacement for Peridot as Weapon Smith >Can craft boss weapons
>Possible storyline to get the weapons of the Crystal Gems and Obsidian's Sword
>Fallen Lapis Lazuli
>An optional boss fight that can be beaten earlier for a buff against Blue Court gems (she will attack you relentlessly on your way to her fog door)
>If still alive after Blue Diamond's death she won't attack you and will have dialogues about you shattering Blue when you enter her boss area (dialogue varies depending on: if you've never been there, if you've been there but didn't attack, fought her once, fought her five times, fought her ten times)
>After which she'll return to the hub to wait for you
>When summoned she'll be as strong as she would be in her boss fight
>Possible storyline to gemnap Jasper and gain Malachite as an ally
>Consequence: Diamond's Wrath
>Yellow and White Diamond will be aware of what you did and their damage to you will increase drastically, they will also gain an increase in resistance to all forms of damage
>>If you deplete Blue Diamond's health in the second stage first though, she'll fuse with her Pearl
>Third Stage: Mournful Diamond
>Will return to the size of her first form but will be faster and stronger than in either of the two previous stages
>Will leave a trail of Toxic Tears and her Grieving Wail will be more frequent
>Her weapon will shift between types of imbuement (fire, magic, lightning, etc.) throughout the fight
>A chance that, when you fall below 10% health and you have no healing items, she will heal you
>When her health bar is depleted she will poof into the Diamond and Pearl separately
>Multiple choices here
>>Leave the boss room
>Obtained: Nothing
>Allies Lost: Bismuth won't appear
>Allies Gained: Blue Pearl
>Consequences: Ambushed by Bismuth later on
>Blue Diamond will revive you once each time you fight Yellow or White Diamond

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>>Take just Blue Diamond
>Obtained: Blue Diamond's Gem (Bubbled)
>Allies Lost: Bismuth and Blue Pearl
>Allies Gained: None
>Consequences: Blue Pearl will ambush you as well but somewhere else during the game
>You can release her to gain her revivals during the Diamond boss fights or trade it during your boss fight with Yellow or White to skip their fight
>>Take just Blue Pearl
>Allies Lost: Bismuth and Blue Diamond
>Allies Gained: Blue Pearl
>Consequences: You will enrage Blue Diamond and will have to fight her again as well as Yellow
>>Take Both
>Consequences: Can potentially get Bismuth as a Smith and get a fully realised Boss Weapon (will result in the same consequences as beating Mad Diamond)
>Or you can release them in the hub which will result in gaining Blue Diamond as an ally for the second half of the other two Diamonds' boss fights

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inb4 feminine penis

>Lapis Lazuli
Thanks for making me flaccid, user. Either post Blue Diamond, or don’t post anything at all.

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Which anime was this traced from?

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None of the above

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Navy flips the script. YOU'RE the one getting raped after insertion. Come on, after that focus episode, she's just the sort of sadist to make you think that you're in control, just to latch on like a horny set of curling irons and slam your crotch to an unwilling orgasm, possibly with some really back burns in places.

Remember kids, Rubies are for consensual lovemaking, and are equipped with a terrifying anti-rape system.

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>"The only thing going wrong... is that you're still holding it in!"

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>Rubies are for consensual lovemaking
huzzah, a man of quality

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>tfw no eternal flame, baby
I just want hot midget for cuddles, kisses, and a BDSM relationship.

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Padparadscha > any and all Rubies

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>defective Sapphire > perfectly functioning Ruby
wrong

>defective Sapphire
She may not be able to see the future but she does see reality for what it is, which can be useful in itself.

> Lars pressing the wrong button
> Garnet making everyone uncomfortable

I would fully expect her power includes knowing when someone is lying.

Thank you. I reiterate,

Padparadscha > any and all Rubies

Guy, slam her bits and what how you did on the highlights reel after the fact.

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There's something seriously wrong with you if you don't want to aggressively deep dick each and every blue gem.

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filename

Best part of being a Diamond's boytoy would be abusing the pearls

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Blue pearl is such a slut.

rude

apologize to her

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Just remember not to Abuse them user
Pearls are for loving

They love it

AAAA

>not liking Lapis

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>Pink broke Pink Pearl's eye with a punch which is why it never healed. She wasn't just punching a window in Jungle Moon
W H A T

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Face it, kid. Lapis a shit.

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Different user here, and I believe using your dick to cure Lapis of her depression, and to cure Pearl of her gayness, are both worthy goals.

t. Greg

>having shit taste

Incredible.

Not a single Gem in Blue's court is attractive. Some are cute, sure, but the only blue Gem I'd dick mercilessly is pic related.

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I accidentally shit myself. Steven, and Christian, and Satan, and Mustard and the Stevens.

>she's just the sort of sadist

Now THIS I have to take issue with.
She's fine so long as you don't mess with her team. But they were fooled THREE times and dumped into outer space and that was just too much.

she grows em that way to boost her self image

All of the Diamonds were shit. Here's your good animated female antagonist of the decade

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Dominator ain’t sexy, tho. That’s where the Diamonds have her beat.

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I have thousands of things to fap to user an actual good character is more valuable by miles

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(You)

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>Missing the point of her look THIS badly

>Dominator ain’t sexy, tho.

I don't think you'll find anyone to agree with you.

>tfw it’s July
>mfw that means we’re just 2½ weeks away from finally getting news about the SU movie

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Aww yiss

Pfft, Dominator is hella overrated and doesn't even hold a candle to all the background waifus on WOY

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That one shot with the tiddy jiggle and pic related were probably the only times Dominator came even remotely close to making me pop a boner.

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Wow, Pearl truly is Best Gem

>Aimee Mann
Opalbros, UNITE!

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Does anyone have that picture of the cast drawn as their characters

>Pearl
wow

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>Memedot
double wow

Careful, it might just be some of her music. Rebecca is a fan after all.

liking lapis for her body?
based
liking lapis for personality?
shit taste

t-tiddy jiggle??

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Lisa Simpson but white.

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Okay, so I haven't watched Steven Universe since season 1, after-which it got up its own ass with serialized worldbuilding, instead of putting individual episodes first.... is that a Gem version of Rick Sanches in the back there? Is that like the SU fandom version of Bowsette?

>they got a dick [even, aww yeah]
FTFY

It's White Diamond.

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>it got up its own ass with serialized worldbuilding, instead of putting individual episodes first
I know you haven’t watched since Season 1, but most people would say the complete opposite happened.

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I just got done binging the whole show for the first time like a week ago, it obviously isn't the best show but when you don't have to put up with cancerous Steven Bomb hiatuses it's actually a pretty good show
If you even have a passing interest in it still I'd say give it another shot

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For me the late fourth season and early fifth season are still really rough even without hiatuses

I CAN’T HEAR YOU

#HopalForOpal

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>filename
Please don’t remind me of that nightmare

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tbqh there's no bad seasons but I can easily pick out rough sections. I'd say S5 was a massive improvement over 3+4 but you have the first couple episodes after Wanted for example.

I'm there hoping with ya user.

m-mommy diamond

>not wanting to dick blue pearl.
What's wrong with you?

I'd rather be stepped on by White Diamond's giant foot.

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>Guy, slam her bits and what how you did on the highlights reel after the fact.
Uh, you okay, user?

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you wanna try again?

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Blue is the best, prove me wrong
pro tip: [spoiler[you can't[/spoiler]

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>prove me wrong
I literally can’t

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Using only images from her best-drawn scene is cheating.

I literally can't believe they defeated and befriended the Diamonds in 5 minutes.

yeah season 5 was sort of a letdown, even though they spread it out over a bunch of episodes it still felt rushed
honestly I'm impressed at how badly they fucked up that storyline
just goes to show they either should have
a) kept the 52, 11 minute episode format from S1
or b) started doing 26, 22 minute episode formats
I don't know whether CN just didn't allow it or if Rebecca was just an airheaded shit who couldn't be bothered to make the episodes at a reasonable pace

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Blue is the best but White isn't far behind.

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Spacegodzilla is basically the kaiju version of Steven. Half gem, half organic.

Blue diamond all the way. Where my blue bros at?

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wHICH picture

You know it bruh

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Blue Mommy

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Nigga, I could post pics from ANY scene to prove my point. Blue is literal perfection.

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>Ctrl+f
>yellow 22
>white 26
>pink 45
>blue 72

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>implying she isn't great everytime she's on screen
oh you poor, unfortunate soul, it must be painful to be so devoid of good taste

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Why can't she be real? I'm also completely incapable of moving on from loss. We can cry together forever.

It's just a pet issue of mine that the one scene looked so good (not just for Blue but she benefitted the most) because they didn't use the long faces

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All 4 of them are damn good singers. Where's my songs, Sucrose?

You know, we have yet to discover actual intelegent life forms out in space. What if theres an actual gem civilization, similair to the show out there, who is also lead partially by a giant thicc blue lady with a diamond on her chest? We can only hope

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due to the simple fact we don't know what's actually possible in space that fact is simply highly improbable, but NOT impossible
I suggest if there is such a race, we start a religion worshipping best gem

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Blue
I always imagined her skin would be cool to the touch, but it wouldn't be cold or clammy, just a very comfortable cool temperature, the kind that relaxes you in hot weather

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Don't be fooled into thinking Pink is second best Diamond. A good chunk of the thread was spent arguing over whether or not a bratty jester was hotter than a thicc MILF with big tits and long, beautiful hair.

White Diamond is a close second behind Blue.

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old blue looked better
dark blue>light blue

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>defeated
The crystal gems lost fuckface. The fight ended because they didn't win.

>befriended the Diamonds in 5 minutes
They weren't exactly 'friends' afterward. They weren't friends for the previous 30 episodes either.

>preferring fan art over canon design
Wow, gay

Pink and the diamonds had a preestablished relationship, it wasn't created during the fight

Nah, drunk posts are fine just the way they are.

I want Rose to dominate me

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The gem empire in general awoke some femdom fantasies in me that I didn't ask for. Something about how they just don't give a fuck about human lives but for some reason still experience attraction. Decent chance of getting taken and used as a fucktoy by a Quartz until you die.

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Tired eyes is the thinking man's fetish, so Blue it is.

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>Stronger than humans
>Sturdier than humans
>More stamina than humans
>Don't need to eat
>Don't need to drink
>Don't need to sleep
you could literally get fucked to death either through exhaustion or a crushed pelvis
AND YOU CAN BET YOUR ASS THAT'S MY FUCKING FETISH

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all of them

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gay

obviously yellow, not even a contest

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And who is the sixteen-meter-tall woman looking straight in the eye?

youtube.com/watch?v=yKNxeF4KMsY

youtube.com/watch?v=_qqvdOwoN-Y

youtube.com/watch?v=ZfbBqBOSXlU

youtube.com/watch?v=aSAzp3_zL6w

Considering CN controls the money it's obviously their fault.

the tip of my erect dick while looking at that shiny Diamond ass

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what the

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>not liking Rebecca's signature faces with long philtra
pleb detected

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bottom looks kinda bland. younger too.

It took them until Change Your Mind to actually befriend and "defeat" the Diamonds. The battle in Reunited ended in a stalemate and if Yellow hadn't knocked Steven out the CG's absolutely would've been shattered during that fight. The Diamonds kept treating him like Pink up until Change Your Mind too and the CG's were still pissed the Diamonds until they actually kept their promise and healed the corrupted gems (and even then who knows).

Diamond Days should've had a few more episodes but it's not as cut and dry as an instant win for Steven.

don't bother user
people don't literally mean this. they just mean they were dissatisfied with what was built up and failed to deliver.

like when people were complaining about elsa's hair glitching through her shoulder. if you fixed the glitch it would still be a bad movie. they just wanted something concrete to complain about. you cannot logic someone into liking it

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I'm just a stickler for the details is all. Oh well, back to gushing about Blue and her thicc Irish ass.

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blue is very good

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>philtra

...So that's what that's called.

my nigga

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Ever fantasize you're a Pearl?

No.

made a shitty edit

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Nice.

post more diamonds

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>Thigh gap

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Hot take:
Making the Diamond stuff a family drama was a great idea since it's so relatable. You don't lose any of the sci-fi aspects and gain a greater depth of character.

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Serious question: does Steven pee into the fountain during this scene because his bodily fluids are healing?

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No but sweat or spit would suffice. It'd mix in with the others and be smaller anyway. I think being in an extraction chamber on Homeworld activated some new power since his sweat became pink and actually formed a Pebble.

Imagine the sentient kidney stones he'd have to piss out.

>sweat or spit would suffice
Or cum.

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oh no

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wagh

Bird Mom is Best MILF

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Familiar...

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well, ok.

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...is a really good episode and song.

Why is it so...familiar

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she needs size j tits and then she'd be perfect

Foolish user, Pearl’s figure is absolutely perfect. I adore Rose’s thicc body as much as the next guy, but Pearl makes sticcs look fucking GOOD.

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>not ‘OHHH, SHE’S A GIANT WOMAN’

I prefer thick myself but would fuck Pearl without question or hesitation

But which Pearl?

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All

> the size of the diamonds directly relates to the quantity of their essence extracted for gem production
> when needed, one diamond will provide a larger portion than the others and another will shrink to keep the total quantity the same
> this causes extreme personality changes that amplify their core behaviors when a diamond is not their natural size

Choose wisely Yea Forums
- obsessively smothered by white diamond
- strictly micromanaged by yellow diamond
- emotionally manipulated by blue diamond
- humorous plaything of pink diamond

yes

Mega mommies

Mega milkies

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W-what would Blue Diamond’s breast milk taste like??

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Blueberries

Nice.

Diamonds

Always good to see a fellow user of good taste. A three-way with Rose’s thicc fertility goddess body and Pearl’s lean yet curvy ballerina physique would be a DREAM.

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When I think "lean yet curvy" I think Lapis, not Pearl

>I think Lapis
really? don't get me wrong in thiccness she BTFO's Pearl easy, but I always imagined Peridot as "lean yet curvy"

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I'm normally not one to lust after Peridot due to her role as the wacky comic relief, but I can't deny that this shot had me sweatin' bullets.

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