MEANWHILE, AT THE LEGION OF DOOM...
MEANWHILE, AT THE LEGION OF DOOM
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As the new self-proclaimed co-leader of the Legion of Doom, Mr. Mind and I officially call this meeting to order.
OK YOU FILTHY VILLIANS IM HERE TO STOP YOU
>*Ca-chink, Ca-chink*
HAHAHA
WELL I CANT ACTUALLY BELIEVE THAT LITTLE FAIRY ACTUALLY MANAGED TO NOT ONLY CRUSH THE GREAT REBELLION, BUT ALSO DESTROY ETHERIA AS WELL!
I HAVE HAD HER REPLACE HORDAK AS HEAD OF THE HORDE LEGIONNAIRES AS SECOND IN COMMAND BEHIND MYSELF OF COURSE.
FELLLAS BIOLLANTE IS COMING HERE WE NEED TO EVACUATE THE BUILDING RIGHT NOW!!!!
WHO TF is biollante ?
HELLO FELLOW DOOM FRIENDS ARE WE READY TO KILL SOME DEM-
wait a minute
Sup niggas, need some help taking over?
Quiet, somethings coming
What's comi-
WHOOOOO PISSED ON MY ROSES?!?!?!?
SAVE ME LEX!!!
Lunch time!
>Eats joker
*burp* my apologies sorry to interrupt your meeting, i just don't like people disrespecting my roses, carry on!
Alright signed myself up for Mr. Yea Forumslympus. Now to let everyo- WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE?!
what are you going to do about it?
That plant from the little shop of horrors has eaten Joker
OH hoho please it was nothing, if your asking if any clowns are missing, don't ask me ok. Alright take care bye!
>crawls back down hole.
STFU YOU GIANT FUCKING CUNT
>Tendrils grab both
I SAID GOOD DAY TO YOU SIR
Alright goodbye for real now
Damn it guys! I expect there to be some order even without my presence!
How can I trust you guys to act propperly when I leave for the Mr. Yea Forumslympus tournament.
aww shucks lex we were just monkeying around
Do not worry lex I will lead the legion on your behalf.
if you're a bat guy why do you have a fish head?
FISH HEAD?! What makes you think I have one you Simeon! No one has even seen my face here yet!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *CLASH*
your helmet looks like a carp just saying
ARE YOU A HERO OR VILLAIN? I make the judge on that!
eh... chaotic neutral? i mostly just get into quirky shenanigans that marvin the pet shop owner is then legally responsible for
Alright just you can pass
Greetings fellow legionaires I'm definitely not batman, the legions new record keeper. Now if you all wouldn't mind stating your names aliases and most recent crimes please?
Alright let's get down to business. Namely, nuking Metropolis. I would ask Joker to do it, but Biollante ate him.
Well, I haven't committed any big crimes recently, but a few decades ago I shot this rich couple in alleyway because the wife wouldn't give me her necklace, then I shot the husband. I was going to shoot their kid too, but something about him creeped me out and I ran, then pinned the blame on my asshole roommate Joe. Then there was the Crawford chemical job...
Uhh, I've been laying low ever since, plotting new crimes. Not once have I thought of reforming, trust me.
Sometimes I wonder why we bother trying, Doctor Octavius
Hey, you! No vore in the HQ, that's part of the rules! Take your filthy kinks somewhere else!
> I expect there to be some order even without my presence!
I don't want to pop your bubble, you pathetic Sivana copy, but even with your presence there's no semblance of order
>Metropolis
I say we nuke New York, my fellow buglike creature -the place gets detroyed every other day so no-one will notice the diference
Sorry Otto, I was too busy eating a leaf and making silk.
>seconds apart
Which Mr. Mind is which?
>I say we nuke New York, my fellow buglike creature -the place gets detroyed every other day so no-one will notice the diference
Nobody really uses New York nowadays. It's quiet and people hardly do anything over there. Meanwhile, nuking Metropolis would be the first step to causing the blue and red boy scout to fall over to our side of things. His pathetic family is there after all, his whole 'pride and joy' and all that drivel.
One of them is clearly an imposter. Hint: it's the one not reading a book.
I am. My design is the perfect mix of being cute and looking like a real bug. Ho Ho Ha Ha Hee Hee
The female tournament is before the Mr. Yea Forumslympus tournament, correct Luthor? Some pathetic peasant forgot to bring my invitation last year and I missed the tournament.
Begone, impostor! I do no partake in such low activities and eveyone with even an ounce of knowledge knows that.
ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ ᶜᵃn ᵒnˡʸ ᵇᵉ ᵒnᵉ
I see! You must be my alternate self. Is your doctor Sivana, per chance, a Mark-Strong-looking lad?
You'd look better without the lipstick
HELLO WHERE CAN I FIND LOGAN ?
There's a female tournament? Why haven't I heard of this?
You should smile more sweetheart
A challenger appears!
I am sparticus! No I am sparticus! No I am sparticus!
>causing the blue and red boy scout to fall over to our side of things. His pathetic family is there after all, his whole 'pride and joy' and all that drivel
I'll have to disagree with that plan, my fellow buglike creature. That type of actions tend to lead to situations in which the grieving hero becomes an enemy for friend and foe alike -and Superman is not one we want as such.
New York has, what? An aracnid boy as guardian? I say we get rid of the kid first.
Some replies abov- I MEAN, GET OUT OF THE HQ!
Can we please stop this bullshit and shut the fuck up?
Also fuck you insect, everyone is willing to listen to me at least. You and your clones better get that straitened out.
Who keeps inviting the fairy? Honorary Yea Forums characters aren't going to be invited this year.
Also fuck you Azula, you're just a flavor of the month.
Alright gentlemen, I've held up my job by stopping extra-dimensional space nightmare from entering our dimension and if I may, I'm leaving, I have better things to do then listen to your problems.
They fear we would conquer them. Cowards, all of them.
I will when I'm the Firelord and a only child.
Fuck you, Luthor. The only thing people remember you for is stealing 40 cakes.
Holy shit! When did Red Skull get here?!
Sorry I'm late everybody I had a bit of a Russel with the blue boysc--
Who the hell are you?!?!
you going on about that again baldy?
We all know that the main man is gonna win that!
>I'll have to disagree with that plan, my fellow buglike creature. That type of actions tend to lead to situations in which the grieving hero becomes an enemy for friend and foe alike -and Superman is not one we want as such.
Hm, point. I suppose removing the spider brat will do us good as well.
>Who keeps inviting the fairy? Honorary Yea Forums characters aren't going to be invited this year.
Luthor, please. Everyone knows that this place would be run into the ground under you and your gaggle of clowns.
At least things have gotten quitter around now that the clown is gone. Things should be more stable with me here, and I don't even need to worry about the great rebellion at this point.
EAT SHIT YOU FILTHY I KNOW YOU'VE DONE SOMETHING TO WOLVERINE AND TELL ME, WHAT DID YOU DO TO HIM ?
Oke all you dickless pansies.
all of you bend over so i can rape you in the ass while playing drums on luthors bald ugly head.
Two luthers?! Which one is the real one?
I AM THE REAL LUTHOR!
Only I actually have my power suit. these 2 imposters are probaly the riddler and the joker pretending to be me!
Shut your mouth, Luthor! At least we are not giving the members of the Legion cancer...again
>Who keeps inviting the fairy?
The fai- I mean, the lady, has been more productive that a good amount of the members around here, you better start treating her better
Screw you too, other Luthor!
With that I agree
I have not done a thing...yet. The man must have gone visit the League of Justice or whatever you call them
I'll pretend you didn't just say that.
At least I'm known for that instead of some Mary Sue who lost an D list character because plot.
Lex Luthor. The Real One. The one everyone here respects.
Fuck you Lobo I am going to win this bet you know. There's no way you will win and take this place.
I am!
Hey fuck you! That's Bruce Timm Luthor who carries all the cancer. Not me! You can blame him for the problems.
I'm Luthor Asshole!
You're still not going into the Ms. Yea Forums competition.
I don't even know who the fuck you are.
oh please azula, you can't even manage your own hair without me or ty lee babysitting you.
I'm glad we have an agreement on that. Besides, the dear Doctor Octavius has some experience with that place and, I think, would be happy to lend a couple of hands
Yes, , can't you see that's clearly sans undertale?
I do not rescind my previous statements, screw the both of you, Luthors
Ah then it is settled, I met you yesterday and yet according to you haven't seen me before fake, it is clear that was the one I saw at yesterday's meeting, show your self, chameleon of the sinister six!
the only competition you would win is WHO IS THE BALDEST.
actualy even that xavier from the x-men who's in a wheelchair would beat you in that.
>respects
Hahahaha oh please you're probably the clone that used to date that shapeshifting angel super girl back in the day
Forgot image
Eh, let them fear. It's amusing watching them run.
>Lex Luthor. The Real One. The one everyone here respects.
Luthor, please don't joke like this.
>You're still not going into the Ms. Yea Forums competition.
I'll just make my own competition then. So there.
Last call pussies
GENTLEMEN, WHO WANTS TO SEE MY COLON?!
Shut up and bring us taco island Dr weird
>Mary Sue
I'm not a goddamn Mary Sue you insufferable bald asshole. If you're going to call someone a Mary Sue then look at the stupid waterbending bitch or Batman.
You get the hell out of here. You're as bad as the hairy manlet with claws. Go back to cuckolding my brother. Also, I can mange my own hair without your or the carny's help.
shut up and bend over. you are gonna be the first one. then luthor's ass is next
Which luthor?
At least I didn't die a virgin like you.
DOESN'T MATTER I'M GONNA RAPE EVERYONE INSIDE THIS BUILDING!
>implying azula and ty lee weren't scissoring on the regular
Avatarfaggotry threads are cancer and against >>>/global/rules/13
OP and all the role players here are faggots.
Do your part to help purge this board of subhumans like them by reporting this thread and all of their posts.
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Keep projecting Mai if it helps you sleep at night, it's not like precious little Zuzu's been sleeping around with a Earth slut named Jin. It seems that his lost honor he's been looking for was between her legs the whole time.
Can't we all just say fuck Luthor? Like all of them. Doesn't matter which one. They are all jackasses. Except for the one that's a hero. He's cool. At least he doesn't treat us like shit.
Nah, upon closer inspection, maybe he's Skeletor. Can't really tell most of the time. Really gotta update these visors.
Hey Lobo. My man. How's setting up your campaign for Mr. Yea Forums coming along?
We really gotta stop inviting him.
Listen as much as I hate Lex I have to agree. You're a princess who's loved by everyone unconditionally. You are a prodigy of Fire Bending. Mastered Lightning bending easily. Outsmarted the GAang constantly. Oh and let's not forget you ONE SHOTTED THE AVATAR IN THE AVATAR STATE! Yeah Mary Sue seems to fit. Don't get me wrong Katara is a Mary Sue as well but at least she has like a bit more character than sadistic insane bitch. Though I will admit you are better than Batman. Like fuck that guy.
Least Mai has standards
Who invited you?
Also at least these threads are actually fun unlike the arguments about comics and ethics constantly
Are you sure about that?
Lighten up user were just having some fun. The legion of doom threads go back to the earliest days of Yea Forums.
The main man wil win by default, so why campaign?
But oke here a nice slogan. Vote Lobo, get a free babe
I'm a prodigy, nothing more nothing less. The Avatar didn't see the lightning coming, as simple as that. The so called Gaang were idiots, it's easy to outsmart them. Usually.
Don't slander me with that horrid garbage, I don't even know that chubby boy.
are you pixie size or human sized?
it doesn't matter because I'M GONNA WEAR YOU LIKE A COCK RING
Depends on the form I'm wearing, big guy. Now come over here. I'm feeling a tad peckish.
Hey guys, I know you banned Decepticons from coming here but I've made the decision to dissent from Megatron and I'd like to join. Surely the Legion of Doom would have a use for a giant, powerful Cybertronian like me, right?
What's the plan today, Lu-
No, I'm not sans, I'm the guy who stop Garfield and others like him from entering our reality.
Guess who’s running for Mr Yea Forums lympus !
get out of here faggot and don't ever reply on my board again
Do you have a resume?
Ignore him, he would rather see people complain and dooompost about the comic and animation industry constantly rather than have fun, actually these threads are the reason why I haven't left this board entirely. But enough of that lets just get back to the meeting.
TACO ISLAND IS MY COLON, GET IN!
I beat the freaking watcher, i killed the silver surfer and i killed the grandmaster.
you think a bug scares me?
I'm gonna make you moan my name
Humanite, I'm honestly not sure either. We should've removed Luthor long ago when nothing was getting done, but for whatever reason we kept him around.
Really Lex? You already know us. I'm Starscream! My name is one of the biggest out there for crying out loud!
And why are there.... multiple of you?
Take your best shot then, big boy. Let's hope you're better than the last one.
>condemning one rule breaking thread means you condone others.
Cancer is cancer no matter the subject.
Starscream... Starscream... No I'm afraid we have no record of any Starscream. General Ross you may have your way with this one.
Hello everyone, is there a party going on here?
nice try almost satan but digits denied and you're still a fag gtfo
Goddamnit Lex! You're playing me! I can't go back to Megatron now! He'd have me smelted down into scrap!
That does it! I'm going to kill you Lex.... all of you!
>Hey Lex... I think you are forgetting you have some hard competition ahead of you.
>Si señor. Have you forgotten that the Three Caballeros are entering as well.
>YSYF! AMF THPIS TCJI DSJB WNL!!
slow your roll there pal, i'd hate to see you get hurt
You can try, whatever your name is
So let me get this straight, how did you guys get banned from the legion again?
Code Delta Black
We're Compromised
........
Does anyone know what the fuck he just said?
Megatron tried to stage a coup.
Something about a pair of lesbian shoes?
I believe he just insulted us, but I could be wrong. Either way, who's hungry for some roasted birds?
Something about getting dumped by his girlfriend?
I'll get the sauce.
>Megatron tried to stage a coup.
That sounds like fun, how many died?
But i just want to have some fun
Ah, and cobra commander got banned for a similar reason busy trying to uprise against serpentor, and also take over the legion.
Link to how it went down?
Wrong mi Amigos. We came here to invite to a fiesta. A celebration for the second good year of Ms Yea Forums and Mr. Yea Forumslympus. Everyone is invited.
Oh and our fowl mouthed friend said we were going to win this year. With all the heavy hitters gone we might actually have a chance.
So come celebrate with us.
I've got to admit, those bastards can scream when lit on fire.
oh relax she's here to play with me
Maybe a couple dozen on our side of things, from what I hear. Not sure how many Deceptivons got killed, though. Megatron still won't talk to us.
I'm getting like most of this info second hand here. I didn't participate in that.
How in the fuck did you guys come back? I should of used lighting instead. Stupid birds.
>Megatron still won't talk to us.
What a spoilsport. You win some you lose some.
trust me on this honey, no matter what you do. They will keep coming back
To whomever has come across this message:
Seldom does a being of my prowess become reliant on those who serve him, yet here I am, my millennia-old schemes having amounted to failure.
Should anyone with competence see this, know that I am in need of your aid, and that setting me free will eventually be rewarded with eternal glory.
The sooner I am freed, the better.
WOLVERINE
>Roof blows open
STARSCREAM!! YOUR NOT SUPPOSED TO BE HERE, WERE GETTING OUT OF HERE.
WAIT TWO LEX LUTHER's? MIGHT AS WELL REPORT THIS BACK AT OUR UNDERSEA BASE. YOU WILL STILL REGRET THE DAY WE SUPERIOR BEINGS GOT REJECTED BY FLESH GERMS.
Wait if they are here.... who the fuck did you roast?
Seriously who? I am getting freaked ou-
Wait did they say a fiesta? Like an actual party? Here? Why here of all places? There are literally better hosting spots than here. Don't you guys have a clubhouse?
Secondly why invite us? I mean yeah good sportsmanship but still. We're the fucking villains! You sure it's a good idea to even invite us? Especially with Super Heroes around this party?
You don't even know how to use that, Lex! Actually, this gives me an idea. I'll just dial 988-apokolips and tell a certain rockhead you got his math problem...
>riiiiiiinnnnngggg
>rrrriiiiiiiiiinnnnnnngggg
WHERE ALL THE ILLUMINATI BITCHES AT?
I thought I killed those three amigo talking birds, but they just come back perfectly fine. As for the so called fiesta, I think it's a trap. Get both us and the so called Super Heroes at the party, and wipe both groups out in one blow.
Fuck off Megafaggot you screaming manchild! I'm going my own way now!
Come any closer and I'll snap you into my cringe compilation.
People kept calling thinking it was an American Legion hall, so Lex just started renting the space.
Keeps the lights on.
i have come to play
Sorry what was that? I couldn't hear you over the sound of Megatron claiming your robotic sphincter as his plaything
This is desaad speaking. Master darkseid is unable to answer the Phone at the moment as he broke his neck when he fell down the stairs.
don't worry we will have him fixed eventually
Doom? You know nothing about Doom. Especially Luthor, his plans fail all the time against people in tights. My plans fail against people in spandex.
You think I'm scared of Megatron?! He can't even open his lunchbox without Shockwave's help!
What....? You.... you can't be serious... he fell down stairs?! Can't one of you lackeys come then?
You, machine, you don’t deserve to talk in Dooms presence. You will be punished.
Who of you is good enough to last longer then this green one.
I Umar am feeling horny at the moment, and one of you should at least be able to last long enough to satisfy me?
oh and don't worry about my brother dormammu he's busy losing a chessmatch against doctor strange
Oh that's hilarious. And he actually thinks he's worth shit when he comes to these meetings.
Richards.
>he broke his neck when he fell down the stairs.
You must be kidding. One of the most feared beings in the universe taken down by gravity.
Be more respectful. Being killed by gravity is considered a cruel fate where we come from.
Oh yeah? 911
Oh this is priceless! I have to tell Mr. Mxyzptlk about this!
Gravity is actually a very potent force, one that can be used as a weapon when wielded by a suitable person.
I could perform some surgery on you, to grant you this ability
Tempting, but no. I've heard about some people getting this kind of surgery, only to awaken with missing kidneys or genitalia.
Well Amigos, we gave out our invitations. See you later at the House of Mouse! The Fiesta is open to anyone and everyone!
Adios!
FOOLISH MACHINE! DOOM RULES HIS OWN COUNTRY. NO MERE 911 CALL CAN STOP DOOM
Oh thank god I escaped from biolante anyways, I'm looking for my anime figure collection, my waifu's and my Tomi - I mean my gunpla collection
oh noes biolante has mutated me into….anime itself!
…..that was a doombot
is that way, smelly manlet.
So..... who's going?
I might as well. I mean not participating but hey free drinks at least. Besides it would be nice to see what Lex's competition is. Not that he would have any... because he is going to lose badly.
But hey, Lobo and whoever else I take interest over at the party get my vote.
I think it's a bad idea, but I've got to see the competition for the women's tournament. Supposedly an alien and a robot got into the final two last year, hopefully they don't show again. Also, if it get's boring we can burn the building down.
Oh no I don't want to be a twink
FUCK OFF STUPID FIRE WHORE
Still mad Jean picked Cyclops over you?
lets party manta my man
YES FUCKING CYCLOPS NOW WHERE'S MY THICC GYARUKO FIGURE
Anybody else here kind of want to fuck their nemesis? Like not in a gay way of course, I had a wife and child, but in like a bro way
Don't know, don't care. However, I did burn a bunch of shit because it was in the way, so try to garbage can outside.
Fuck yeah. Especially if we trash and burn the place down. Who else can say they did that to.... wherever the fuck they said hold on, looking at one of these invitations... The House of Mouse.... well sounds kiddy but we'll see what happens on the 30'th.
Let's fuck this place up!
>Also, if it get's boring we can burn the building down.
Both this, and scoping out competition, are enough for me to tag along. Count me in for this little 'fiesta'.
Hell yeah. naming a club a mouse house means it's full of pansies anyway.
Nothing better then to trash and burn something like that.
What they gonna do? send a mouse after us?
Pants!
YOU FUCKING FIRE BITCH YOU WILL PAY FOR EVERYTHING THATS IT IM OUTTA HERE
>Low unique IP count paired with high post count
>No legitimate discussion of comics or cartoons
>A new thread is made shortly after the old one is archived
Legion of Doom threads show too many characteristics of an unnecessary general thread similar to /hsg/.
As such they need to be deleted on sight.
In the meantime, I have no other option but to utilize scorched earth self moderation tactics for the greater good of Yea Forums.
This is now a doubles thread.
BLOW IT UP
Sinestro, do you realy have to bring that up at every meeting.
we get it you like hal jordan, stop bothering us with it.
I think we're going to have alot of fun. When the 30th comes, the so called House of Mouse will quake under our power and all will flee from us!
Good, now leave you stinky Canadian.
you have no power here gay boy
i think grundy took yours.
he wanted to impress some bitch and he needed pants.
You do know all that'll happen is having your posts deleted.
OH SHIT WE BACK?
It's always hard getting fucking here from where I'm at, anyone know an easier speedboat path?
Alright I just got back to take care remnants of the rebellion an-
Well well well we seem to have a case of clones around here
>102▶
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SHUT THE FUCK UP BATEMAN BEFORE I PISTOLWHIP YOU TO DEATH
Sadly no, my boat ride took over a week to get here.
>engaging in spam instead of just reporting and moving on
You're worse than the RPers
Those clones are starting to piss me off. I'm going to start hitting them with lightning soon if they don't fuck off to the League of Super Faggots.
you must be real pathetic in real life
The problem is I have to get here from Thailand..shit sucks ass
My rum still here?
Sorry, I get carried away sometimes.
I believe I know who sent these, HORDAK ARE YOU SABOTAGING THE MEETING?!
I think, I'm new here and I haven't gotten the chance to actually explore. Had to deal with some smelly ass hairy shit called Wolverine.
That's very odd, because I know you from a long time ago
Haven't been here in fucking ages anyway, not since we were kicked off of the OTHER chan
MY ANGER GROWS, HORDE TROPPERS SEIZE THESE CLONES IMMEDIATELY!
Welp now that Andy sick is here I think its time to abandon ship. Later legionaires.
THERE BREAKING INTO THE BASE, HOLD THEM OFF
He's gone now though, thank fuck
IVE HAD ENOUGH!!
>Scepter obliterates clones,
Whoops took my armor off I the process.
That was fun!
Ahh fuck it, I'm done with this shit.
ZAP ZAP MOTHERFUCKER!
Reverse Flash was actually all of those clones.
IT WAS ME BARRY
Wouldn't surprise me in the least.
Huh. The mods got rid of the spammer and not the thread itself. That's refreshing,
Enjoy your rp, bois
How do we get XJ-9 nudes
W-Why would you want your own nudes, you sick fuck?
ALRIGHT BITCHES, THIS IS NOW A WARWORLD THREAD.
THE LEGION OF DOOM IS NOW OFFICIALLY PROPERTY OF MONGUL.
ALL WOMEN TAKE YOUR CLOTHES OFF AND FIGHT IN MY MUD PITS!
I certainly know how to fight, but getting naked, fuck that
You can fuck right off, Mongul. I'm tired of this bullshit. Smelly Canadian manlet, Bateman and Luthor clones, now your ugly ass face.
Grundy is late, whut happened?
SHOW ME YOUR TITS YOU MISERABLE SLUTS AAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAGHGGHHGHGGGH!
So are you guys like a super villain group now or what? What exactly is going on here?
MAKE ME FUCKER
Grundy not sure, but did not steal pants.
Grundy like legs though
Clones, more clones, animu wolverine, and now Mogul.
No.
Got invitations to the "House of Mouse" by those three singing mexican birds. It's for the miss and mr Yea Forumslympus tournament. We're going, and if it's boring we'll burn the house down.
You're going to like em less when I use them to kick your balls, Grundy
I guess, I'm not really super...
Ahh, strange stuff....
Should Grundy kick yellow man out?
....dunno if hurt Grundy or not, but still like legs.
You, bald pink worm. Tell your miserable comrades that this base is now the battleground for my next arena.
I must admit for women you certainly are brave.
Yes, "Grundy", legs are truly the thinking man's preference. You can think, right?
Yes Grundy, kick the yellow man out...
and while I appreciate the compliment, I have someone back home that takes care of those...needs
Okay, pretty leg girl
....whut?
>Should Grundy kick yellow man out?
Do it or I'll rip off your withered ballsack, Grundy.
Yes, kick Mongul out. He's being an insufferable cur that believes he's the boss of everyone.
Might as well participate as well, need to see what this, house is like.
Okay. Yellow Man leaves...
>hole from earlier today rumbles
Ugh I feel sick, what happ-*pukes*
Dammit
Back off you decomposing troglodyte. I've gone toe-to-toe with Superman.
I'm not even sure who you are, weird winged creature.
The House of Mouse shall be renamed to the House of Mongul!
Hey could you eat mongol? Please and thank you.
Solomon Grundy says you leave.
Hi, rose lady
>I'm not even sure who you are, weird winged creature.
Airy. It's such a 'pleasure' to make your acquaintance.
You must be one of those "Anime" girls that Earthlings fawn over on the Internet. Want to be my "GF" as they say?
>Solomon Grundy says you leave.
Your suggestion is noted and here is my reply: No
Can't unfortunately, I think I got sick after eating the joker, and now i think im throwing up clown vomit. If Harly shows up tell her I'm sor- so- *pukes more*
Gentlemen, I propose we kill Airy for only being here to nag about crystals and serving no real purpose.
Note to the mods, my behavior is widely practiced by the denizens of your precious pet board, Yea Forums. Therefore, in your eyes, my actions are absolutely infallible and my demand must be met as soon as possible.
ATTENTION MODS!
DO YOUR FUCKING JOBS AND DELETE THIS SHITTY, RULE BREAKING THREAD!
ATTENTION MODS!
DO YOUR FUCKING JOBS AND DELETE THIS SHITTY, RULE BREAKING THREAD!
HEY back to your containment pen!
Nah. I think she's funny, so she stays.
>You must be one of those "Anime" girls that Earthlings fawn over on the Internet. Want to be my "GF" as they say?
Hm, I'll think sbout it if you help me with some unfortunate do-gooders first.
>Gentlemen, I propose we kill Airy for only being here to nag about crystals and serving no real purpose.
>t. Anne
>Steps in with a shopping mall cart with gerbals.
Good News everybody. I might have finally finished my transporto ray....Now i am going to tests it. If this work properly everybody should get a gerbal in the pants...if not......well. We are going to have a lot less gerbals.
>Lift finger to press button.
>everybody should get a gerbal in the pants
Don't you even try it old man, if I feel a rodent in my pants I'm going to burn you.
>Hm, I'll think sbout it if you help me with some unfortunate do-gooders first.
Just bring them to Warworld, woman, and they'll be annihilated.
Ha! I don't know what those losers on that message board were complaining about, getting a gf is easy.
IN THE NAME OF SCIENCE!
>Press! On Odds get a gerbal!
I am confused.
What is this Mr and Ms Yea Forums business?
Forgot my picture. This technology is hard to use.
Gentlemen, I have only one word to say to all of you...
We must sacrifice our Enemies to the Gods.
Did I just feel something?
Last year, there was a contest on who was the best male and female Yea Forums character. They're doing it again, and this time I'm joining.
I hope you all came hungry!
I made quiche
>7
WHAT DID I TELL YOU OLD MAN ABOUT RODENTS IN MY PANTS!
How many walking corpses inhabit this hellhole?
Why would you make something that does that?
Wait a minute,joker?! I thought biollante ate you?
Grundy help get rodent from pants
No, not steal pants.
Who keeps turning off the lights!? Not all of us have nightvision!
*Flips switch*
>"KSSHH SELF DESTRUCT RESUMING....BZZZZZ
>"SELF DESTRUCT IN 2 DAYS 18 HOURS 37 MINUTES 5 SECONDS
Thank you for the offer Grundy, but I've already dealt with the horrid rodent. Who makes a damn transporting device for rodents?
Why is the self destruct in over 10 minutes long? Are they not suppose to be quite short in time so you can trap the "heroes" in the base while it blows?
Guys can I stay here from now on?... Batman keeps touching me...
Have you tried counter-raping him? I heard from a very reliable source that it works wonders.
I'll keep you safe, Boy Wonder.
I have to agree with Airy, you should counter-rape him. However, in the meantime you can stay here. Well, if the others accept you that is.
The hell happened in the hall of justice meetings?
Another child support notice. How do these people keep finding me?
I'm wearing my son for goshsakes.
He can stay but he has to put on pants.
My assumption is that they have child sex trafficking ring under the hall.
Yes, he should wear some pants. Those tights must not be good for him.
Is this true robin, does the hall of justice actually have this deep dark secret?
>mfw this thread
Hey what's the most densely populated area of this dump so I know where to aim
Welcome to the legion of doom, have you signed up to be a member?
Move out of the way, loser.
Welcome to the Legion of Doom, a subsidiary of the War World. Are you here to compete or watch the bloodshed?
May I introduce you a fine piece of WMD I like to call "The Little Stick"?
BIDIDIDIDI
(WHICH OF YOU ASSHATS LOCKED US IN THE GENERATOR ROOM?!)
Bididididi
(Tokyo. Just set down and try ransacking the place with a giant robot or something. Ignore any bubbling you see coming from the ocean.)
Ah ghidorah, you missed out on a lot of stuff today, more specifically horde prime and azula worked together in slaughtering a bunch of clones sent by an assassin attempting to destroy the legion(or just jackal pranking people)
BIDIDIDIDI
(WE MISS EVERYTHING DAMNIT. Could still here's Biollante screaming about the fucking roses though.)
Does anyone here want to buy an used autogyro?
>here's
BIDIDIDIDI
(DAMNIT MR.MIND YOU TOLD US THIS STUPID TRANSLATOR WORKED RIGHT. WHY DOES IT STILL MISSPELL STUFF?)
It's Friday night and I'm bored, sign me up. Give me some action.
City-sized robots are for amateurs. I've got this huge drill that I ram into the planet. You should see the earthquake that happens, it's hilarious.
Not for the people down there, but you know. In general.
Ladies and Gentlemen, How do we kill Jimmy Vulmer?
Bididididi
(That works too. Just remember to do it in Tokyo and to ignore any sudden churning of the sea. We promise it's nothing to be concerned about.)
Lena has a cute face but mournful tits.
Poyo!
Damn it who invited Shadman
Hello yes, I'm Mr. Snrub, and, I come from someplace FAR away.
yes, that'll do
Anyway, I have the perfect plan to bring down those heroes we all blabber on about hating, but in order to pull it off, I'll need you all to invest money in the local nuclear power plant.
I KNOW THE ANTI-LIFE EQUATION IS HERE. THE ANTI-LIFE IS ACTUALLY THE ANGER FROM Yea Forums THREADS, I NEVER KNEW. NEVERTHELESS, I AM HERE TO TAKE WHAT IS RIGHTFULLY MINE.
Darkseid, watch out! You're headed straight for more stairs!
Nonsense, Morta-
oh look it's the joke who broke his neck.
ah princess if only you where a little older. then the main man would show you some fun in the bed room.
But for now lets get ready to mess up this mouse club house
I don't understand how one of the most "feared" beings in the multiverse keeps breaking his neck? This is a joke, right?
well ya see princess. everyone just pretends to be 'afraid' of old rock head. in reality we are all laughing at him.
hell even big blue cracks jokes about him all the time.
Good to know. I can't wait till tomorrow when
those pathetic peasants will fear us all, and the House of the little Mouse will burn as we become the winners of the Mr. and Miss. Yea Forumslympus! We will defeat them for all time! They will never rise from the ashes of their shame and humiliation!
......Is that power girl on your bike?
she lost a bet to the main man, so for the next few hours she has to ride with me.
I HEARD ONE OF YOU BASTARDS MADE MY DAUGHTER CRY!
WHO DO I NEED TO BEAT TO DEAD?
I just squeezed that cunny's cunt through her skirt, whatta gonna do about it faggit?
YOU ARE DEAD!
If I wans't already dead inside I might take that as a threat.
Greeting fellow villains, I The Monarch have arrived.
Doesn't sound too bad to be honest, considering wherever you go things burn and people scream in terror. Fun times.
A little late to the party, Monarch.
well of course the main man already started when he was a kid.
by the time i was your age i wiped out my intire species so i can be the only one around
Has anyone seen my Cuttlefish? It's almost time for their feeding.
Hey aren't you at candlewick fella, nice to see you here
>wiped out my entire species
Goddamn, the best I did was burn villages and take over what was considered the most fortified city in Earth Kingdom in a bloodless coup. Would of preferred it bloody, but sometimes discretion is better when you're outnumbered.
There you are Azula! I've been looking all over for you. You're late for our 'date'
Sorry, some idiot park their car right in front of my cocoon. Who does that?
No. I've heard what you're trying to do and I'm not going to get tied up and spanked. Go back to Zuzu and spank him, it's not like Mai keeps him happy considering he keeps traitor bitch and the painted whore with him as "bodyguards" all the time. You're not even a villain! Don't we have some kind of security to keep you people out of here!
People like Jin or the Venture brothers.
you are still young sweet cheecks.
you will get there eventually.
we can use that mouse house as good practice for you.
Manta will provide our ride to that place, and after we burned that club down, we are gonna be mr and miss Yea Forums
anyone seen my dad around? last i heard he was here but some plant lady took him
Bididididi
(Lex said a security protocol is a moot point since most of us can flatten a city in an hour on a slow day. Want us to eat the small curvy human?)
Together, you and I will be the strongest Mr and Miss Yea Forumslympus this world has ever seen! We will dominate Yea Forums forever! HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!
Not yet. If she pops her head back in here, the tear the little Earth cunt apart. Also, I very much like how you destroyed Venusian people. You're much better then Gojira.
Bididididi
(We appreciate the compliment.)
Bididididididi
(If we could make a suggestion, you guys may want to leave early or find a different ride. Manta will almost certainly demand that you make a pit stop to try and kill aquaman and it might make you us late. Dude's got an obsession.)
Actually Ghidora I'm more interested in screwing Lex today. Can't wait to see him give the legion of Doom to Lobo when he beats him in Mr Yea Forums. The look on his(their) face(s) will be priceless.
By the way you're welcome to join us. Since the birds invited, I don't know everyone here to the fiesta.
>Screwing Lex
Manta... Are you coming out of the closet? What about Aquaman?
I-i-is this the Legion? I have three big guys for you all here.
OK.... probably should have used better wording for that.
Too late,Manta. I've already aired it across the world with every available method.
Finally! People will finally stop shitting on me and my obsession to kill Superman!
Take that Manta!
Soooo when does the Yea Forumslympics actually begin tomorrow? My minions are going to participate.
All I've got on the invitation is that it's on tomorrow and it's at the House of Mouse. Most likely, it'll open in the afternoon to make sure everyone who can show up, does. Probably last for a couple of days as well, since it's going to be big.
Guys, we just got an anonymous call a couple minutes ago. Whoever was calling said there'd be consequences if the Yea Forumslympics went through tomorrow. I think it's a bomb threat. What should we do about it?
It's just Lex trying to scare the competition, don't worry about it.
Hey guys look at the tv.
Ok lex, explain yourself
Wait a minute, I spread info about Manta screwing Lex, not about Azula and Lobo. I've been rused!
Hey guys! I hear there's an empty seat for an evil clown...
Let's just dick around and take their interviews away.
Oh great, it's here. Stealing the opportunity to become the clown prince of crime after joker got eaten right?
Joker'll be back soon
Don't think so this time, biollante flat out stabbed him in the chest and tore him apart, also her acids. Later she puked out clown vomit if that wasn't an indication that he's gone.
He came back from the Anti Monitor that one time. This was small time for him
Hey I hear your sending out posters for the miss Yea Forums competition is this true?
Of course I am. How am I suppose to drum up support to be the best miss Yea Forums we have every seen? I already know Zuzu is getting antsy because I'm once more reaching for power, but how can I not? I'm born to lead and be the best, and I'll make sure all of Yea Forums knows that. Remember, a vote for me means bringing the glory of Fire Nation to all of Yea Forums. Even if that means I've got to drag the savages into the modern era!
Hey look I'm on TV.