Oh Marceline! You made it just in time for your cock and ball torture!

She's also got shapeshifting vamp powers.

So are poor people.

I fully believe Marceline can make a dick. PB probably done it a few times for "science"

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So are the internet, modern medicine and even your house, everything that make humanity human since the industrial revolution is unnatural.

So, go Amish?

I don't get this meme

Cavemen but without spears.

didn't he die trying to protect mars?

>rule34.paheal.net/post/list/Adventure_time Darkgreendildo/1

Weak "old guy" from most religions maybe. Deist "ancient than time, without shape, form or gender" not.

Marcie could probably impregnate her if she wanted

Marcie could probably impregnate herself if she wanted

No, those are all fine. Futa is haram though.

Just like not being arab

>You made it just in time to torture me with your cock and balls!
Fixed

i sometimes fantasize about marceline being sent on diplomatic missions by princess bubblegum to the other kingdoms to make the other princesses swear fealty to her with marcy ending up getting all the princesses one by one to submit by bribing them with sex and fucking them senseless with her thick hairy vampire schlong and impregnating them and after all the princesses have submitted princess bubblegum tries to make herself queen of ooo but marceline interrupts her inauguration speech by stating that they technically never really swore fealty to her but rather to her vampire dick and fucks her on stage in front of everyone and afterwards her dick is crowned king of ooo

I approve of this.

She could impregnate finn if she wanted

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>fantasizing about futas instead of men

Yikes

i'm already a man, so why would i fantasize about other men?

You fantasize about men fucking the women so you can self-insert, you faggot.

i can't really self-insert for some reason
imagining someone wanting to fuck me is unrealistic, even if it is fictional

Why would you want to insert a character that gets kicked out of their own story

If I wanted to self-insert I would self insert as somebody I find attractive.

>finding chicks with dicks attractive

If they have a nice face, and their tits and ass are big enough, yeah.
Scissoring and fingering doesn’t turn me on, and a dildo doesn’t have any nerves, so only the receiver gets anything from it, and I don’t want to be the one being penetrated.

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What?

Lmao

Reminder bubblinefags and yurifags belong in the trash. OP and anons included

SOUL: Bonko

SOULLESS: Bubbline

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Literally all lesbian relationships are soulless

All disgusting Straight relationships are soulless
They are formed based on a hope of reproducing, not of a true emotional connection leaving them incapable of reaching the same value as a gay relationship
stay mad straightcuck

Lesbians cannot have a true emotional connection since they cannot have sex. Nice projecting though

>they cannot have sex
That's a lie tho, why can't we just have an honest discussion about straights not having value

Gays can still pump and dump

>That's a lie tho
Buddy, you can't have sex without a penis. That's just a fact.

C&BT for women is called cunt and breast torture.

Not according to the dictionary

Only straights can feel love, expressed as real sex, with the physical culmination being the creation of new life.

Gays can only feel a hedonistic lust born out of rebellion and self loathing, forcing them to imitate true intercourse through anal, oral, or through the assistance of tools.

>It's only real love if theirs an ulterior motive
What do the straights mean by this?

>missing the point
Sasuga, Cumbria.

Only the real, natural love between heterosexuals can produce new human life. Reproduction is not the ulterior motive, but rather, the ultimate and natural conclusion of true love.

Homosexuals, on the other hand, only pair off and have sex not to reinforce their love, but purely for pleasure. This is evidenced by the truly ridiculous rates of adultery, abuse, and polygamy amongst the homosexual population.

You're litterally a sex-addled animal and you will never know the joy of truly loving someone.

>Cumbria
Cumbrain*

>"it's only twoo love if it makes a new person, the connection between two people is secondary"
Ill keep my emotional connections, and you can keep your normally made children

>keeps missing the point
Damn, I knew fags were dumb, but this is impressive. I'll make a bullet list for you.

1) the connection comes first, then the child. I know you're probably on some drug right now, but causality is a thing. If a relationship is incapable of producing a child, then its impossible for it to be love.
2) lust and orgasmic pleasure isn't an "emotional connection", you're just a horny ape trying to keep your preferred dopamine dispenser.

TL;DR: gays aren't people and normals trying to keep you from marrying was all for the sake of sparing your feelings when 90% of you inevitably cheat and/or get cheated on.

I want you both to understand that you sound like you've both just come out of the loony bin

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for someone who says i'm missing the point, you really missed the point there
If the baby is the ultimate conclusion of love, and not emotional connection, then emotional connection has to be secondary
Sex between two people can be more than just pleasure, or making a child. It can be a shared experience which reinforces a preexisting bond
Not that you would get that

>self-inserting

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I just want to apologize to you user. They both just escaped the mental ward and we've been looking desperately for them for a while now.

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Will we ever have a normal AT thread?

No. It's just bitching and lesbians until a reboot comes out.

Not until the sequel airing announcement.

You mean valid complaints, tumblrite

I'm not even from Tumblr, Twitter or any other place. I've been here for years and every AT thread is the same shit: bitching and lesbians. I don't even care for the show itself, it's the same shit over and over and it becomes repetitive.

That’s how it be when you take a dump on two loved characters to make a statement that’ll be forgotten in 5 years to most people

Someone gets it

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great stuff user 10/10

>posting cropped porn without sauce

So anybody got this leak?

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The artist will post it on their Tumblr and Twitter.

Here you go mate
rule34.paheal.net/post/view/1223152#search=Shoko

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When? The artist said that he would post after Toonmix4 is over.

He said he was going to translate the comic

Ok now I understand but where the Japanese scans then?

Give me an example of this you nigger

>COCK AND BALL TORTURE FROM WIKIPEDIA, THE FREE ENCYCLOPEDIA AT EN.WIKIPEDIA.ORG

Emotions are not a constant, they change all the time. And the emotional highs of love in any romantic relationship will eventually fade. If that's the only reason two people are together, how can they stay together without some shared purpose after the fireworks go out?

You can bitch about valid stuff, it's still just bitching.

live with it, cuntgargler

literally seething

I was reading that in PBs voice lol.

So love can only exist between two people who can create babies? About 10% of adults within the typical “breeding” ages are infertile. Can they not experience love?
What about the elderly? If your spouse dies and you find someone new at the age of 80, does that not count either?
What about all the shit ton of unwanted pregnancies? Are they actually the result of “true love” or are you just talking out of your ass?

This show was shitty even in 2009 how did you fuckers let this be a voice of the decade

>About 10% of adults within the typical “breeding” ages are infertile. Can they not experience love?
Of course they can, because they can have heterosexual sex, which is the only type of sex which creates new life. Sure, they won't be successful, but that is not because of their way of having sex.
Sodomy, on the other hand, cannot create new life even between fertile individuals, and therefore only creates lust.

i'm not the one who can't handle it, user

This thread is just a shitpost from start to end.

gj on necroing it

Any post that exposes more people to this shit is a good post

okay.

Fuck You

Being straight is overrated.

Yes they can, their human beings too. Fuck the homophobes in this thread.

Fuck off, Marceline should dom Bubblegum, not the other way around.

I don't though.