It's going to be absolutely fucking KINO and you know it

Jurassic Park is overdue for an animated series

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>it's not about Muldoon and Tembo fucking shit up
Pass

Jurassic park is a familiy adventure with ancient animals not a creature murder spree

In case you've never seen a Jurassic Park film, usually the dinos end up going on murder sprees

As it should be, not the other way around, no human ever should get to fuck shit up

>familiy adventure
It's a borderline horror movie. You're like those dumb faggots who took all the fear out of Jumanji with that trash sequel (had a great cast though so its no surprise it made bank)
You don't deserve to be on the top of the food chain.

>no human ever should get to fuck shit up
>he hasn't read the book

This. The first one has the vibe of Alien in all the scenes with the raptors.

Why not just come up with something new involving dinosaurs instead?

5 kids end up in the land of the lost, and are each paired with a dinosaur that gives them special dinosaur powers! They need to fight of mutant neanderthals who threaten a peaceful civilization of another kind of pre-historic human group.

Because the IP sells. That's why every single franchise is beaten like a cheap whore

oh wow this is a thing that actually exist, sorry op i thought you being retarded.

How is no one hyped for this? Jurassic should have gotten a Television series in the 90s

Because the concept doesn't fucking work as a series. EVERY film following the original felt tacked on and worthless, and now you're asking for a PG version that misses the entire point of the original story? Fuck that.

What point is it missing?

Because for all anyone cares, JP was the only truly great movie in the series, and it came out in 1993.

Lost World was good, but a mixed bag.

JP3 was a movie that was quite literally made up as they went along.

Jurassic World achieved about what Lost World did.

Fallen Kingdom was like a bunch of fucking dumb ideas.

At best, JP hasn't really been hype since 1997 when Lost World came out, and was kind of middling for everyone.

I’m still slightly irritated that they folded the foreman and the lawyer into one character for the movie. The lawyer in the book is based as fuck.

Shit going wrong and dinosaurs killing people

>Play god
>Think you can control nature itself
>Find out you're horribly wrong and leave the island to it's own devices
Done.

Bet nobody will even get an arm torn off.

No it shouldnt have. JP really only works best as a self-contained movie, with maybe room for 1 or 2 sequels (which proved to be a bad idea).

There's no reason NOT to come up with a new, fresh dinosaur IP that isn't shittily ripping off a movie from the early 90s.

Or use a SPAS 12 to hunt raptors.

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SHOOT HER!
SHOOOOOOOOOOOOT HEEEEEEEER!!!!!

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>Edited for Family Television

TRANQ HER!

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go back to Yea Forums newfag

>tfw we are never going to get more accurate dinosaurios

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>mfw this was cancelled by spielberg without even watching the trailer
>the animated trailer has also never been released

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Good

>more accurate dinosaurios
JP dinos were never even dinosaurs.

There is a reason why we get like ten pages of Wu telling hammond to make docile dinos because the chimeras they made aren’t dinosaurs in the first place. Because that’s the point. They aren’t dinosaurs.

That gun looks like it has an illegal barrel shroud.