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Hal is literally the best part of this show.
>Clark sitting on the construction beam eating a sandwich like old school construction workers
Hal is Clark’s Carol
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I felt kind of bad for Hal, seems like he genuinely wanted to be friends with Supes.
Shame Hal started to make up bullshit about Supes, but it is funny to see Lois actually eating it up.
I enjoy how the show explicitly makes fun of some of the sillier elements in the original Batman TV show and and the Reeves superman films.
>Supes tricking Hal into thinking that he can actually do the time reversing globe tick
Put a smile on my face
He was going pretty fast, damn
They don't call him the green flashlight for nothing.
its green fleshlight
I also like how Batgirl's character design is pretty explicitly based on Yvonne Craig costume and portrayal from the 60s series.
Isn't this almost the same joke from the Lego movie?
Making fun of the nonsensical elements of the 70s superman films has been a mainstay of comedy for years.
Just last year in the Teen Titans animated movie, there was a throwaway joke where they distracted Superman by claiming that Gene Hackman was engaging in real estate fraud.
>Carol buys a Superman costume at a Halloween store and combs her hair into a spit curl as part of a cockamamie scheme to make Hal want to spend more time with her.
>It works.
Send it to Faust!
Every time Superman shows up he comes off like a asshole
At least Family Guy acknowledged how fucking weird the plastic S Superman threw at Non was.
>You’re not in my league
Asshole superman
It's funny cause he's right
threesome when?
>another kara short
Hal is such a fucking idiot
People talk about Miller hating Superman, but then there's Faust
God damn I want to impregnate mallow
>This is the actual plot of the impending Halloween episode.
Here, he was not so bad as in that Super girl episode.
How does Kara keep her hair short if it can't be cut?
She cuts it herself with heat vision
Link pls
I do not have the mega, but kimcartoon, #SuperWho? - episode 10.
>Clark tricking Hal into doing the Earth time reverse trick from Superman I.
>Hal: will it work?
>S: uhh... yeah, i do it all the time.
Shit shouldnt be that funny, man!
Lois is adorable
I never really got just why the guys with the magic rings that can do absolutely anything the wearer wants them to is always the lesser of the guy who can punch things real good.
>That time when Hal nearly caused a second 9/11
>Black Wonder Woman...
>this shit again
New episodes when
Fanboy Hal is cute
LANTERN! IT'S. GREEN. LANTERN!!
August
user it is not black check your eyes, but that doesn't seem like a bad idea, didn't she used to live in an island or something
She is greek
Don't respond. It's a samefag. He's been doing this on every SHG thread.
>Hal in the shower again
Oh fuck off, Diana isn't even in this one.
Not only is she from an island, but there actually is a black Wonder Woman.
Goddamn, imagine how much more obnoxious this idiot would be if Nubia actually made an appearance on the show.
How did he even manage to lose his own ring?
IQ of a guacamole
>Hal teams up with Louis Lane to write terrible, self-insert fanfiction about Superman, while Supes himself questions the quality of Hal's ideas and Louis' editing and writing
Somebody get on Twitter and ask Faust when we're getting a Zatanna episode.
You are 100% correct and redditors will be mad
I dont think so...
Superman wasn’t even in that
Okay.
GL had a bad movie so casuals think he's a joke
it's literally that simple
Carol wanted to try some kinky shit and it got lost up his ass
Boy we sure are getting a lot more mileage out of Hal
What are you talking about? Supes was featured prominently in that episode
here's the MEGA
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I found this funny because it hits too close to home. Goddammit.
Remember to just hide and ignore the "WW is black" user
He's right tho
FUCK THOSE CUNTS
You have a problem with my wife?
Why is Hal such a retard?
Reminder Hal can tittyfuck Karen easily
Hal has been a moron for as long as he's existed as a character.
source?
>She has trouble hitting her enemies.
>Has no problems hitting Hal.
thanks to ryan reynolds
Yeah. She’s a disgusting looking nigger and a complete bastardization of a beloved and long running character. The fact that you like her is definitive proof of your IQ being under 75.
it's called belligerent sexual tension
the sexual tension is palpable
He exists only as a picture in the newspaper.
If Hal is not good enough for her, she will do it.
Have you never heard of a tan?
That’s not a tan she’s a complete shitskin
>left: generic super model in leotard from united states
>right: actually greek warrior woman
Still got the Hal/Karen green from last thread
>Bumblebee makes modifications to add in an auto masturbation mode
>It's a pet project to teach Hal a lesson about wanting to do quickies constantly
>To enact this, she shrinks down and flies next to Hal's ear
>At seemingly random times Hal hears eroticcly cute moaning, but has no idea where it comes from
>Worst of all, the voice knows his name and whenever he gets to the point where he really needs to jack off, the voice vanishes
>Seeing that he's near the breaking point, Karen finally issues her demands, in exchange for letiing him get off. Stop asking for random quickies everyday, it's rude and it's becoming a verg bad sexual habit.
>Although reluctant, Hal relents and agrees as he's backed up and ready to burst
>And so with Hal unaware of the truth, they both start masturbating together, Karen turning Hal on more and more by: moaning, panting, and whispering things she'd bet Hal would like to do to Karen.
>Once both of them climax together, Karen tells Hal to make sure to clean up properly and not do a subpar job as usual
>Now Karen need not be subjected to Hal's random lust and fuck at more responsible times
>Although secretly turning Hal on has become a bit of a habit. Perhaps she doesn't need to uninstall her mods yet.
Didn’t know tanning causes a Latino accent
And you're a complete retard.
The right is not Greek you fucking faggot
which right?
>Dude! Look at this green rock I found!
Lol'd
>Just last year in the Teen Titans animated movie, there was a throwaway joke where they distracted Superman by claiming that Gene Hackman was engaging in real estate fraud.
haha neat
He is never retarded in any other dc cartoon
Yes it is, you can be retarded all you want but have the decency to stick to discussions where you're not so horribly out of your depth
when will we see more of Jess's perverted side
>justice league confimed
only supes, bats and aquaman?
>Hal becomes Karen's sex toy
why do I find this hot
You wouldn't know what a person of Greek descent looked like if one was in front of you right now.
No she’s obviously not. She’s a fucking spic. Right down to the accent.
Go cry about it
still shit, take your terrible fanfic to whatever tumblr knockoff kids use these days
They’d look like olive skinned Europeans. Not Mestizo shitskins.
I don't know what you're watching but clearly you haven't seen the episode
"Just Us" League, yeah.
Guessing you've never seen a dark skinned Japanese person then if your view of people is so limited to such base descriptions
Yeah, considering Diana, Hal and Barry are in high school. Probably J’onn, can’t see Cyborg, for all we know he’s a freshman
And yet you never met any them to add any truth to that bullshit. Get the fuck out.
Based
"Sisters!"
Greeks ARE black dumbass
What did Aristotle ever do to you to warrant such disrespect?
Why doesn't DC have any waifus?
>inb4 Aristotle was black
GL has always been a fucking loser that was third rate in universe and in real life. He was never approaching the same levels of popularity of Superman, Batman, or even Flash and Aquaman. All of them appeared in almost every single cartoon incarnation since the 60s. No one saw a lantern on screen until a single episode of the 90s, and as a small part of a major ensemble show in the 00s.
Meanwhile Flash had had a few successful tv shows, Aquaman had a series in the 70s, appeared in several key episodes of of various Bruce Timm series. Green Lantern will forever be that face in the background when they need more than the main DC heroes to appear. And even then he is just the guy who ferries the non fliers over to the fight.
everyone important to history was actually black
>western art
you also believe jesus is white, right?
do you believe all Africans are black?
and the GL comics have been good for over a decade now
like I said, casuals have a different view of GL than the people who read comics
Because he was always pathetic and next to useless.
Here's Robin effortlessly kicking his ass btw
>GL comics have been good
remember that time Batman kicked the Specter
What a casual
>Using a painting as reference
He was made to be the dumb hero. It was his thing from the start. He was the stupid JLA member that screwed up and other heroes had to rescue him or solve the problem he mistakenly created.
Wonder Woman was the iconic leader
Flash was the scientist
Batman was the detective who strategized
Aquaman was the bold one who jumped into a fight head first
Martian Manhunter was the naive one who did not understand thing
Hal was the goofy moron who screwed up and made the comedy
Nigger what? Don't lecture other possible greeks on who you think greeks look like.
Why are all the girls so fuckable
God bless Faust
Then the turks took over, imported all the middle easterners and Greece officially stopped being a white nation ever since. There is NO difference between a Greek and a Turk, Syrian, Egyptian, Saudi, or Kurd.
Because a villain cannot do this to Superman
Yup, that's how he's written in this show. Completely scrapped his "Everyone's Dad" personality for a new, more narcissistic one.
Everyone hates it.
>posts a non-canon comic literally about batwank
Do you even know who The Goddamn Batman is?
are Hal,Nightwing and Flash the fan favorite of female readers
like how male readers love Powergirl
Asshole superman is a good take on the character that isn’t explored often. It’s especially fitting in a show where he’s only a minor character and doesn’t show up too much, like this one. And it works great for setting him up as a rival to Kara.
He probably found it in his jeans pocket two minutes later.
So I have to ask: what IS the deal with Hal Jordan being regularly portrayed as constantly trying to be friends with Superman? Where's that come from? I mean, I ain't seen much Green Lantern stuff, but I don't remember seeing anything like that outside of comedies.
>samefag
Well, it’s sort of started with Aquaman no longer being the go-to joke, and a combo of the LEGO Movie, I remember an Elseworlds where Clark never became a hero had Hal be the default strongest hero on Earth.
Not sure, as far as I know that mainly comes from the Lego movies.
I think GL would be the third strongest
WW could probably beat him in a fight
Lego Movie mainly. And maybe also the Green Lantern movie not doing well.
>Louis
too bad that pic isn't canon, this one is though
This shit is worse than Teen Titans Go. Faust was a mistake
>white male written by a crazy feminist
>not an asshole
it happened, it's canon, get over it
>any of the DCSHG crew
>crazy feminist
Wrong show
>108393816
>Lauren Faust
>crazy feminist
here's your (you).
It honestly didn’t. Because that’s not Batman. That’s Crazy Steve
You must be a fucking retard if you think Faust wasn't converted into SJW. Her last 10 years on twitter is nothing but anti trump, pro female ghostbusters, pro ALL FEMALE EVERYTHING bullshit. The only reason you defend her is either you are a pony faggot with nostalgia glasses on or a leftist retard yourself
>108393793
dilate, tranny
Nice meme
A possible Greek lol
Shut the fuck up
Eat a bullet you fucking faggot. I’ve met more than one Greek in my life, but I don’t have to have met any to know they’re not mestizos.
Kys biology denier. Greeks are not Latino shitskins.
user you're rambling, get off the computer and go outside
That’s probably gonna be Owl show
The Greeks sculpted and painted themselves and the remnants of paint they’ve found on old marble sculptures show them using white complexion. Almost like Europeans are white? Weird huh?
use your brain you bluepilled faggot.
>108393886
And here we have the /pol/fag at its finest
it's obvious bait nigga
Superman being an asshole just works perfectly for comedy.
That's why i didn't give any (You)s
God damn you redditors need to leave already
>No one saw a lantern on screen until a single episode of the 90s,
What? Green Lantern sometimes showed up on Super Friends/Powers during the 70's and 80's, you history revisionist.
Here's canon Robin kicking Hal's ass
Green Lantern was never on Superfriends. They stopped at Flash and Aquaman
Yes he was. Just google it.
Yeah it's kind of turning me off the show.
>BrieLarsonFan2004 hasn't posted yet
Also join the new DCSHG Discord server, now with 30% more Zee
>discord.gg
the user saying that is probably the same one as , who didn't believe that Superman was in #SuperWho
>it's a kara/karen/babs episode
please stop
They are now
They literally have more than Marvel
Dumbass, Sinestro was on the Legion of Doom on Super Friends, of course they would fucking have Green Lantern show up.
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You're too dumb to even be a competent history revisionist.
>you
Marvel has more waifus and better shows to boot.
>Marvel Rising
>Good
All the good ones in Marvel were tied up with X-Men and FF.
The Avengers mostly just had a large collection of female versions of superheroes. Spider-Woman, other Spider-Woman, She Hulk, Captain Marvel, Jocasta, Power Woman,
Tigra, Sersi, Firebird, and Firestar were at least different
Mean
It might have worked if they did not go stupid dramatic with it. and use character people care about. Characters like America Chaves is just poison for a series.
You know one's an absolute retard when he's beaten down by DICK GRAYSON, AGE 12. A kid that was submitted to kidnap, tortuous training and being forced to eat rats for several weeks without rest.
damn
>all the europeans are white
>europeans aren't white
nigga do you know biology
Both cringe.
>implying Greeks are white
Finally a real portrait of Greek skin tone
White is synonymous with indigenous Europeans so yes
Why they change her skin anyways? was it to pander? if so they did it poorly because greeks are not THAT black.
Mediterraneans are indeed that tan.
idk I just think it's neat
I agree,it sucks.
because they got browned
>Simpsons reaction image.
Cringe.
Why do they hate Zatanna? She's barely a main character at this point.
women usually hate other females that are more attractive
Who
By the sun, yes.
Oh did your brain jump to rape by Africans you degenerate fetishist?
I was talking about the sun
Damn straight you are.
Don't bother responding. They're fishing for (You)s.
No they fucking aren’t. Google Blue Bloods and Spain
One of the main characters in the show this thread was about before some /pol/ incel started talking to himself.
To piss you off
>muh /pol/
You know it's a user that does this to derail the thread right?
I get this
I won't. If you won't even bother farting out a half shitty explanation I'll just assume you're too stupid to actually make your point and that any opinion you hold is suspect if not outright worthless.
Alright guys, this is getting serious, we're almost 200 posts and THERE'S NO SIGHT OF BRIELARSONFAN2004.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
>met gf for first time last month
>had sex
>Haha I like monster cocks but yours was nice too.
Th-thanks...
This happened to me I'm a girl
mmmmm... futa
Bleeze when
Like I said, someone PLEASE go on Twitter and ask Faust when we're getting a Zatanna episode. Somebody with an innocuous, non-creepy Twitter account.
she is the applejack from this series
Is she really, though? Applejack was both written out of the show AND wasn't popular with the fans. Zee so far has lacked focus from the show writers, but she's hugely popular with the fanbase (or at least with all of us perverts here). Is there a horse show character who's like that?
Easy there.
more like why they love kara so much. she is the one with more episodes and shorts. she is worst girl
moonbutt
No, that's Jess' nickname
It's not OOC anyways
>wasn't popular with the fans.
Bullshit right there.
Latest issue came out
people make background pony jokes with applejack for a reason
Because she didn't get a lot of episodes focused on her. Rarity got those jokes for a whole season at one point.
>Using that pic with that explanation
I like the “Hal Jordan is stupid” meme, and I’m not even Hal Jordan fan, but people who explain it with a serious tone and distort the content, are fucking annoying to me lately.
bitch please
looks like she's blushing
Because she can solve any problem by saying a fucking word. She's impossible to write for so it's better to just not use her most of the time.
>she can solve any problem by saying a fucking word
she usually make the problem worse for that
they said the same thing about Jess and found a way around that. By making her refuse to fight
Ya it's fucking stupid but they found a way
You should draw her more pissed off
make more greentext please writefag
here
Eventually Metropolis barbers will learn to stock kryptonite dust to lace their shears with.
Look it's Booster Gold!
>not knowing about superdickery
He used to be a bad boy.
GLs don't get the respect they deserve, but it's okay because they don't give a shit either way what people think.
This is why she keeps getting kicked from the JLA. Writers cannot really come up with a problem she cannot solve in an instant.
isn't her mask supposed to be black?
>hurr hurr can't use Zatanna cuz she too powerful
>implying the fucking spellcaster is hard to work with
Mana meter and set list of spells. Specializes in illusions and trickery. Seriously, if you've seen a standard fantasy story, this becomes fairly obvious.
Man, it was fun seeing the lengths Silver Age Supes would go through to teach someone a lesson.
Then it stops being Zatanna
>the magician character stops being the magician character when she starts functioning more like a magician
...
Why not change Kara to electricity powers and Jessica to talking to plants while we are changing everything.
Change the powers you change too damn much. Don't do it. Zatanna is not a DnD mage and never will be so quit trying to shove your rpg shit into it.
Zatana is based on real life magicians.
What fucking real life magician have you seen with a mana bar? Why would you think Zatana would be a better character if she suddenly couldn't do all the things she did before, like a big part of her stories all being about improvisation?
How about fuck off with this gamer shit. Zatanna does and has never worked that way.
Yea no, I'm not into Zee being some gamer wizard with game mechanics
Okay, Yacob.
>Wasn't popular with the fans
She was the third most popular, and fucking dominated the actual target demographic of little girls.
>WAAAAAAAAAH NOBOSDY EVER USES ZATANNA BECAUSE SHE'S TOO POWERFUL
>STOP TRYING TO NERF HER!!!!!
You power level-fags are the actual worst. I guess Zee can just continue living in the fucking trash then.
carol is a cuck lol
They are faggot
W haven't seen Jess do much with her ring. I know the other lanterns have some specific thing about their constructs, like Hal's are basic, Jon can make fully working components, Guy likes to make sexy things. What's Jess' signature style?
>Introduce a character that's hard to write for
>Don't want to do their jobs and write for her
But yes, somebody think of the poor writes being force to actually be clever and do their jobs.
Tentacles. No, seriously.
So that's why Faust picked her. Good woman.
How do the horses rank? How different s it rom the DC Girls?
God, that’s cute
>the mod is as low effort as the basic art
...She really IS an incel in the comics huh
Based
She wants a hug, Yea Forums
I'd give her one.
It's shitty art from a shitty artist, what can you do?
Hope she doesn’t mind getting smushed
>Babs hugging Barry and coming up with the idea to have him twirl her around in his arms for an impomptu tilt a whirl
>The idea works well at first but Babs quickly regrets it, as she's overestimated her resistance to multiple G-forces, and Barry accidently created a tornado from going too fast
>Despite this setback, Babs is still coming up with new ideas to have fun with Barry for impromptu carnival rides.
>Her current plan: Piggyback rollercoaster through the Andes mountains
babs x barry porn when?
unfortunately there's none
I want to smell her hoodie
barry is better with zee. babs is retard
Barry is for Hal
this
Just have Zatanna keep fucking up her spells and getting distracted. It has worked so far. She doesn't need to be nerfed.
What is going on in this thread?
Someone's keeping the thread alive by posting pics of Zee which are quite nice. However, I'm not looking forward to any art of the boys once they're fully revealed. Why? Because of gay shit here,
Wonder if they'll give Hawkman two personalities, scholarly as civilian, stoic and aggresive as a hero
>gives hug
>my spine is broken because she trains like bruce lee
>once they're fully revealed
They've been fully revealed for months
is carol still pure?
Hymen not broken? Yes.
for now
Fully revealed, means officially shown. Only half of the boys (GL, Flash and Aqualad) have been fully revealed.
Only until she successfully manages to roofie Hal.
I wonder what Supes would think of the rest of the girls, I also wonder what Clark Kent is like
remember when faggots thought she would be worst girl? I'm laughing at them right now
best gal
Batgirl has replaced Jess for worst girl, although the stuff Tara has said does not help her case
what stuff
just son't post Bleez or you eat a 24 hour ban for posting /mlp/ outside of /mlp/
wrong, the one who perverts thought it would be best girl, it's actually worst girl
How Tara considers Batgirl to be the leader of the group, even though that's nonsense
that Bleez fanart is hardly related to /mlp/
Kara is great
maybe in terms of like, the one who would say she is the leader, but I think Wonder Woman is the actual leader of the group.
aside of being ''THICC'' tell us something good about that cunt
she's the lovable idiot, which I like but I see how some anons would hate her.
She has a good design, has a lot of character, almost every moment with her on screen is entertaining, she has a fun, cocky and brash personality, and her VA is great
Still ate a ban last week for posting it
well the mods and whoever reported you are, stupid fools for doing that
This. Kara isn't worst girl by far, any anons who think so are fucking retarded.
>by far
I don't think Kara is the worst, but she's not great either, what is your ranking of all the girls user?
Mine is Diana>Karen>Zee>Kara>Babs>Jess
no, you are
pretty cool edit user, do you think we will see jess swayed to another corp during the show?
The only thing she's getting is a knife to the liver
When will we see this in the actual show, Yea Forums?
Ship
>manhood >
She says that to mislead Carol ... and stay with Hal.
Jess could never do such a thing, Karen's already fucking Hal
It would be better if nobody finds out.
but hal is fag for supes
>Karen shrinking down to tease Hal by going up his ass to give him prostate stimulation at random times
my first thought was just her vibrating her whole body against his dick to get him off but that’s something he could react to.
he used his ring to make Carol think he has a small dick in an effort to make her lose interest in him.
and also with jess?
>Karen shrinking and snuggling with Hal’s balls during cold days.
nah, see
Cute
Tell that to the mods, got a ban for posting bleez last week
>Karen gives his balls a little kiss every now and then.
>Sometimes a tickle, and when he's been on his best behavior, she massages and sucks his balls and dick
this thread needs more kara
I want her to beat me up.
Which villain would be good to draw with a big butt, or chub?
Carol
Ivy for chub. Blame the pork rinds.
Big booty Harley.
nobody wants more autism
Big butt Giganta
Wonder which of the guys she'll have the most interactions with.
where do you think you are.jpg
supes
Carol looks like she has a huge ass
GIGANTA BUTT! I love your butts so much, man.
Jess is pretty great
full pic?
God, she’s a perfect waifu
It's safe to assume she has a green dildo she named Hal
>not according to Hal
Reminder that Babs canonically has the best butt because of all the fast food she eats
Hal has never been treated with respect.
Kara>Zee>Diana>Jess>Karen>>>shit>Babra
Even if Karen is "low" on my list she's still great. They're all great. Just not Babs.
That all depends on how Bats will appear, wonder if he'll be an adult or around the same age as Supes
Babs and Karen are the two members of the group most likely to be pudgy. They're the two most normal members, who can't rely on magic or a superhuman metabolism or space warrior training to burn calories.
Karen at least makes sure to eat healthy, who knows how many burritos Babs eats in a week. And thank God that the fartfags have not caught onto Burrito Bucket
Babs is about to do The Big Brap.
what have we done to deserve this?
Brapara Gordon.
Jess' ring doesn't do any augmentations to her body, other than protect it from basic collisions and provide a breathing space when traveling offworld. She's as human as the other two.
I love Jess, bros ... but she loves another man.
Jess does not love Hal
who is her true love
cows
Then I have an opportunity.
I bet she'll like Hawkman the most
They better do a birds and the bees thing with Hawkboy and Bumblebee.
hal is a faggot
They will eventually, although Hal and Karen are currently more popular here. I'm curious as to how Ollie and Zee will interact though.
Anybody in mood for some porn entertainment starting these two?
I am
Only Karen and Hal
>Hal and Karen are currently more popular here.
it's just a samefag
there are no samefags, it may not be the majority of posters, but there are different anons who like it
Is this an edit or a fantastic shot?
That's an edit
10 years in MSPaint
what other things about Hal are large?
I bet his pecs are big and firm
>Italians
>white
OH NO NO NO
and he has deep, dreamy eyes
And huge balls. Real danglers.
Are we gonna have the same "Greeks are not white" trolling in every thread?
Unfortunately yes, that jackass doesn't know when to quit.
Really fitting
Why is Jessica so involved in Hal's affairs? Seems a little hands-on for a friend and co-worker.
Livewire booty please.
she has to hang around him all the time for protection in case Carol tries to rape him again
Bet they'll both be rich kids. Ollie comes from a rich family, right?
「 LIGHT UP THE NIGHT」
Yeah, Ollie's a rich boy, although I'm not sure how his island stranding and dead parents will play into his character
>Jess sleeping and parked outside of Hal's house to prevent Carol from breaking and entering again
but can she stop Karen
Jess probably doesn't know about Karen as she can sneak by her in a multitude of ways, like hiding in his underwear
Karen distract us all but in reality it is the most malevolent characters in the series.
How would you describe Faust's characters ? 2D? 3D? 2D towards 3D?
Immature, mature yet energetic? devils? angels? obnoxious? laidback/confident? suave? charming?
Would you say Faust's characters' behaviour is unique or are they very similar to a few other cartoon shows?
The show is going to be on Boomerang I think next week so be sure to watch today’s episodes on Cartoon Network even if they’re old episodes so it can get good views and so Cartoon Network knows people like it.
I hope new episodes are still on Cartoon Network. Not many people have Boomerang so it’s not going to get good views.
you got a source for that?
waifubait
I saw it on my TV guide.
FPBP
>island stranding and dead parents
they will completely ignore it