IRON BOY: MYSTERIOUS BOOGALOO PLOT

> Movie starts off with Fury and Hill in Mexico, talking about a storm with a face, then quickly they’re facing the Earth Elemental, and Beck then appears to save the day

> Marvel Studios title with “I Will Always Love You” playing

> Midtown newscast playing a homage video to Stark, Rogers, Romanoff and Vision and then they talk about “The Blip” aka The Snap; people are 5 years older who didn’t “blip” and the people who did are still the same age; the school year restarts

> Peter and Ned are talking about the trip and Peter’s plan to tell MJ how he feels

> Peter as Spider-Man and May are doing a homeless support fundraiser; goes backstage where Happy flirts with May, Peter ghosts Fury and goes back out to the crowd for pictures but gets anxious after questions about Stark; leaves and swings off to see the painting of Iron Man outside

> Peter is at home packing, looks at his original blue and red suit, and his Iron Spider suit, and doesn’t pack them; May throws a banana and they talk about the Peter Tingle

> Heads to the airport, Peter wants to sit next to MJ, so Ned makes up a story to Betty and MJ that Peter has a perfume allergy and Mr. Harrington hears, so instead Peter sits with him the entire time; MJ and Brad sit together and Betty and Ned together

> Funny threesome scene with Peter/MJ/Brad

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> When they land in Italy, Peter gets his suitcase checked, banana gets taken out; Ned and Betty are a couple; they arrive in Venice at their hotel by boat

> The hotel is rundown and old, getting renovations; after they settle in, they visit the plaza and Peter goes off to buy MJ a necklace; he runs into her and they’re walking and that’s when the Water Elemental shows up

> Peter tells Ned to run away with his classmates while he tries to help with no suit on, so he puts on a festival mask, and then Beck comes in and Peter starts helping him by saving a tower from collapsing but gets hit by the bell twice, but still helps

> After the events, they’re watching the news, the Mysterio nickname is created there by Peter’s classmates, Peter is on the phone with May and Happy, after he talks to MJ about Paris and the Eiffel Tower

> Cuts to Peter and Ned getting ready for bed, Fury knocks Ned out with a tranquilizer, they start talking about the Elementals, but keep getting interrupted by teachers or classmates knocking on the door

> They decide to go to the secret bunker where Beck and Peter meet for the first time; Fury gives Peter Tony’s glasses on the boat on the way there

> At the bunker Beck explains the multiverse and that he lost his family because of the Elementals; Peter immediately feels sorry for him; Fury says they need his help in Prague, but Peter says no because his classmates will recognize his suit and he just can’t leave, and Fury understands and sends Peter back to his hotel

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>the blip

Grace Randolph and Jeremy Jahns loved it and said it respects source material, confused

> In the morning, Mr. Harrington announces that they’re going to Prague because they were upgraded, and pan to a really nice bus that is driven by one of Fury’s agent

> On the bus, Peter opens the glasses from Tony and there’s a note “For the next Tony Stark,” or something like that; he puts them on and it’s EDITH (Even Dead I’m The Hero, if I remember correctly) and tells Peter that he has access to ALL of Tony’s files, and well everything really; text messages and stuff are shown on screen

> They stop in Austria for a bathroom break, here Fury’s agent tells Peter to go to another room where another agent, attractive agent, is waiting for Peter with his stealth suit; she tells him to take off his clothes and he’s hesitant but after another push from her, he takes off his pants; when his pants are off, Brad walks in thinking it was a bathroom and takes a picture of Peter and the woman

> Peter storms out of the room to tell Brad that it isn’t what it looks like, and Brad admits that he likes MJ too and that he was gonna show her the picture which makes Peter mad

> Peter goes back to bus to talk to EDITH about erasing the picture, and makes Brad the target, but EDITH literally sends a drone to kill Brad, and while Peter is trying to call of the drone a funny sequence happens on the bus with everyone, and Peter is relieved that he didn’t kill Brad, and eventually is successful when he deletes the picture off Brad’s phone

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>Even Dead I’m The Hero

Goddamnit it’s the best joke I could ever see from a dead Stark please be real

Grace Randolph is a bimbo who liked Tranktastic and claimed that Oscorp would appear in this movie.
> They’re staying in a fancy hotel thanks to Fury, and immediately Peter is almost called to duty by Fury, so he goes to meet him, Hill and Beck where they talk about the Fire Elemental that’s supposed to strike there

> Fury gives him a tough talk and he’s upset; Beck then comforts him on top of the building; Peter tells Beck that he worries about his friends, so he makes them go to the opera to keep them inside

> At the opera house, Peter and MJ are cute and awkward, but Peter is then signaled by Fury to head to his post, so he ditches MJ; MJ realizes Peter is gone so she follows him outside to the carnival happening in Prague that night; Betty and Ned too

> At the carnival, MJ is walking alone by herself looking for Peter, Ned and Betty get on the Ferris wheel; the Fire Elemental appears under MJ’s feet and chaos starts

> Beck and Peter fight the Fire Elemental, and you notice that there’s one time Peter shoots his web to attach to the Ferris wheel, but it bounces off before it can attach; he has to end up saving Betty and Ned; Beck “sacrifices” himself to destroy the creature; he lives

> Fury and Hill show up at the scene and invite both of them to Berlin to talk about putting together a team like the Avengers, and they’re for it

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Sounds like a wacky fun time I'm booking my tickets now!

> Beck invites Peter for drinks, so they go to a bar where Peter is drinking his juice, and talking about his friends, Stark and the new EDITH glasses; Beck says Peter doesn’t look good in the glasses, so Peter has Beck try them on and he decides to transfer it’s owner to Beck because Stark would’ve liked him and that maybe Stark meant in the note that he gets to choose who the next Stark is

> After Beck has the glasses, it’s revealed that the bar scene was mostly an illusion put together by Beck, an ex-Stark Industries employee who created BARF (the augmented reality setup from CA:CW), and other ex-employees of Stark from pervious films; Beck was fired for being unstable; no multiverse exists

> Peter goes back to the hotel, and everyone is heading home to NYC the next morning because of what’s happening, so the trip is cancelled; Peter decides to ask MJ out to walk, and she says yes

> They go to the bridge where Peter is about to confess his feelings, and MJ spills that she knows he’s Spider-Man, and he’s denying it until MJ pulls out a projector that projects the Air Elemental, and the two put together that Beck is faking it, so Peter confesses about his identity and MJ is shocked because she was only 67% sure that he was Spider-Man

> Meanwhile, Beck and his crew are creating a new illusion for London, with EDITH this time, here you see how unstable Beck is and how his technology works; however, it’s not perfect because of the missing projector MJ had, so Beck puts a hit on Peter and her after he discovers they had it

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> Peter and MJ are back at the hotel where Peter says he has to go to Berlin to see Fury; he changes into the stealth suit in front of MJ until she turns around, and Ned comes in and tries to lie, but MJ says she knows already; Peter catches Ned up about what him and MJ discovered and stresses not to tell anyone; he heads off to Berlin on top of trains

> Once in Berlin, Fury picks him up and they head to HQ, where Peter is explaining everything to Fury, but turns out, HQ is just an illusion from Beck

> This puts Peter in a massive illusion, battling himself, getting thrown in different directions, seeing a dead Tony Stark, seeing MJ get thrown off the Eiffel Tower, etc. (It’s a lot)

> When he thinks the illusion is done when Fury shoots Beck, he admits to “Fury” that Ned, MJ and maybe Betty know about Beck’s tricks, but it’s actually Beck as Fury; Peter ultimately then gets hit by a train, eventually he pulls himself into an empty car and he falls asleep

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I wanna know how bad the dead Tony vision is, like is it a full on rotting corpse? and how does he react to that

> Peter wakes up in a jail cell in the Netherlands with three other nice guys; he breaks out by breaking the lock, and outside he calls someone with a local’s phone

> Turns out it’s Happy who flies in to find a broken, beat up Peter, who is limping, but Peter is worried that Happy isn’t real, but Happy proves he is with an anecdote from their first time in Berlin; Peter is relieved, and they hug

> On the plane, Peter is getting stitched up and he can’t deal with the pain, and starts shouting in frustration about how he messed up giving Beck the glasses; they have a chat, and that’s when Happy shows Peter the suit machine where Peter can create a suit

> Peter quickly learns the technology to make a suit, which leaves Happy looking at him fondly, probably reminding him of Stark

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It's the Iron Man suit with a charred skeleton.
> Meanwhile, Peter’s classmates have a layover in London before heading to NYC, so with Beck’s crew, he plans to have them in the middle of the Air Elemental chaos, by placing them on the London Bridge on a rooftop bus; Beck is preparing for his illusion somewhere else and Fury pretends to believe Beck about the Elemental

> The illusion starts putting Peter’s classmates in danger; Peter and Happy arrived shortly after with Peter jumping off the plane into the storm, knowing that everything is an illusion, he jumps right into the illusion and starts messing with the drones that he breaks with his Taser webs

> Happy meets with MJ, Ned, Betty and Flash to get them to safety; they eventually end up in a vault somewhere where Beck keeps an eye on them with a drone

> Beck finds out that Peter is messing with the drones so he hypes up the power on them to kill Peter; Peter ends up very wounded on the bridge with no web shooters, and figures out that he could use power source from the drones to blast himself up to get to where Beck is near the bridge

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> When he gets to Beck, Beck is angry, and him and Peter fight for a bit, until Beck throws him into another illusion, but Peter knows better and uses his “Peter Tingle” to fight through it, breaking drones and the overall illusion

> This ends with Peter regaining control of EDITH and self-destructing the drones, Beck is talking, and before he dies, a gunshot goes off where the real Beck is standing who actually gets killed; Peter asks EDITH if it’s real and she confirms he’s dead

> Peter heads back to the bridge where MJ is running towards him, and hugs him; Peter is worried about his friends, but she says they’re ok, and she shows Peter the broken necklace that Happy gave her just in case Peter didn’t make it back, and he apologizes for it being broken, and they both confess their feelings; MJ pecks Peter’s lips, then Peter does the same thing back, and then there’s a longer kiss between the two

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So is shield back or is fury with another organization? How did he get all this manpower with Hill?

> When they arrive back to the airport, Peter and MJ are a couple, and you find out Betty and Ned broke up

> Peter is greeted by May outside the airport; and it quickly jumps to Peter in his suit, having a talk with May and Happy about their relationship; he dips the conversation to go on his date with MJ

> When they meet up, they swing around together and the movie ends to play the first credits

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I seriously hope he faked his death

Who shot Mysterio?

Mid Credits:
> It starts with Peter and MJ finishing their swing; she doesn’t like it, and then Peter says he has to go

> He lands on a light post when the news on the large screen reveals video of Beck in London talking about how Spider-Man did everything in London because it shows him self-destructing the drones; it cuts again to JJJ (played by JK Simmons) of The Daily Bugle, revealing Spider-Man’s identity to be Peter Parker, as said by Beck, and then a picture of Peter shows up on the screen; Peter is left shock and so is MJ on the ground

Post Credits:
> It’s revealed Fury and Hill were Skrulls, Talos and his wife, while the real Fury was on a Skrulls ship in space having a VR vacation; seems like Fury sent them to do his job

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Hmmm whatcha sayyyyy

Can't Shield just claim everything what Beck said was false and the real spiderman never did any of those stuff?

Honestly that mid credits scene should just be the final scene of the movie. It's too important.

Then have the post credits be the mid credits.

SHIELD doesn't exist

He's dead until Sony renegotiates Tom's contract.

>"Peter Tingle"
It's called an erection Pete.

Everything about Mysterious seems great so far, aside from the Stark shit. Same happened with Vulture.

Why are Ditko Spidey villains just so damn good for adaptation?

>> They stop in Austria for a bathroom break, here Fury’s agent tells Peter to go to another room where another agent, attractive agent, is waiting for Peter with his stealth suit; she tells him to take off his clothes and he’s hesitant but after another push from her, he takes off his pants.
Holy shit, Marvel.

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>EDITH glasses
Just when I thought Wony couldn't make these films any dumber....

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Beck faked his death. Aside from the start connection, I can appreciate what they did with Mysterio

Yeah, i thought the illusions would be lame ass shit but these sound good enough.

Doesn't mean they can't cover it up or have some government agency to claim it to be fake.

So is Fury just leading some nameless men in black organization?. Cool.

I'm pretty sure this will be a setup for the death of Spider-man and the coming of Spider-Gwen.

Wew lad. That sounds like shit.

What in gods name gave you that idea?

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Spider-man's identity being spoiled is pretty big plus you have the sinister six being set up in homecoming that still needs to be addressed.

Yeah and none of that implies Gwen

Miles in Homecoming too

>No spectacular bagman

They are literally based on Ditko's anti-social behaviour and his necessity of being recognized.

Sounds like some good Mysterio action, the only thing I was hoping for

Future MCU movies are going to have a lot of trouble working around that whole "Half the earth was dead for 5 years" thing. And it's too huge for them to ignore it either. It's just something hanging over the each production now.

>And it's too huge for them to ignore it either
SHIELD being dismantled never amounted to anything, the snap will not either. Maybe it will be used in some origin stories but that's it.
It's already ridiculous to think that all those big European cities would be back as they were before Thanos.

Because Marvel is full of SJWs who want to shove their agendas down our throats or some bullshit

Yes they can. Comic books do it all the time.

Is spider-man retarded giving the shit away?

>Feige wants to play the long game with Holland
>reveals Peter's secret identity to the world in the second movie

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>second movie
Civil War
Homecoming
Infinity War
Endgame
Far From Home

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>counting Iron Man and Friends as Spider-Man movies
Moreso, MCUfags keep falling on the "He's just a kid! Wait for him to grow up into the proper Spider-Man!" excuse and I'm very curious how the fuck will he ever be even a remotely respectful adaptation of the character now that the "everyman" aspect of him went out of the window.

Like, that's the one and only thing that should always absolutely be preserved, else Spider-Man just isn't Spider-Man.

Clearly they are working to make MCU to have more Spider-men, following Spider-verse's success.

It's just another version of cape movie fags constantly telling you to wait until the next movie.

>Darkseid cannot appear we have to wait until at least the 6th or 7th movie for that
>We have to only use D-List third rate villains in the first two
>Just want until the 4th movie THEN we can have that cool guy show up

they just do not believe in a strong start at all and want to baby step through a whole franchise before any event people would want to see or any character people care about appears on screen

So Brad just exists to be the "other guy" in the Peter & MJ love triangle?
But Flash being a jock was too stereotypical and unrealistic?

so, who kills Beck? Wtf

>No more secret identity for Peter (unless he convinces the world he isn't Spidey or something)
>We'll never get Peter working for J Jonah Jameson
It's shit..

>"He's just a kid! Wait for him to grow up into the proper Spider-Man!"
Honestly this my main gripes with Peter getting outed. He's still a kid in high school. It stills too early for his identity to be revealed and for Beck and JJJ to out him in the open knowing that just makes them complete immoral assholes especially for the latter who in the comics would never do that.

That's neat and all, but does Skip show up in the film?

Who kills Beck?

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WHO KILLS BECK????????????

sounds like a drone

Himself.

EVEN WHEN HES DEAD HE HAS TO SHOW UP IN SOME WAY GOD DAMN IT STARK.

Interesting, I wonder if the third movie is going to do something similar to what Spectacular Spider-Man did.

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They’ve really made Fury kind of a comedic bitch, haven’t they

That’s pretty much exactly what I’m worried about. But what made Spiderverse resonate so well with me was the older, realistic Peter who really felt like he could be the character I grew up reading

That's true but now you've just reminded me of a better Spider-man adaptation i could watch

that should be a fucking final scene, these credit scene memes are getting out of hand

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Leaked post credit scene: youtu.be/NQgGXpS8Ceg

>Grace Randolph is a bimbo

Jeremy Conrad pls go

HOLY SHIT
this actually looks good

>alex jones: the outfit
>controversial website
>infowars font
>all wrapped up in a JK Simmons shaped package

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What a dumb cameo

So just like the time JJJ started The Fact Channel and was literally the 616 Alex Jones equivalent?

Maybe it's the quality of the camrip, but is the suit supposed to look CGI as fuck all the time?

They actually revealed his identity on his second movie.

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fifth

Why the fuck would they reveal Spider-Man's identity in the second fucking movie? They're gonna kill him and replace him with Miles, aren't they?

No you fucking retard, this is his second movie.

>Civil War
>Homecoming
>Infinity War
>Endgame
>Far From Home
Either learn to count or stick to DC movies

>Avengers movies are Spider-Man movies
Shit, I guess we already have six Black Widow movies.

> BVS rushed Dark Knight Returns, Doomsday, and Death Of Superman.

Why is he bald? That is so dumb. If you are going to have him come back give him the iconic look but i am ok because he will be the best thing thing about the 3rd film.

i

am

fucking

sick

of

tony

stark

WHO SHOOT MY BRO MYSTERIO
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Your boy is gonna be remembered more greatly than Tony Stark according to JJJ

We do.

>fury gets his eye gouged out by the fucking captain marvel cat, making a pivotal scene in Winter Soldier embarrassing and pathetic
>considers beck such a non issue that he willingly passes shit off to the alien intern
Good to see Marvel is now fully committing to the Star Wars path of completely dicking major plot points and characters for the sake of bad jokes

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>The only real MCU hero with a secret identity, allowing for unique character dynamics
>"Fuck it, everyone knows now."

Because there's no point to it. Every other superhero is public, and all of his supporting cast already knows. All the other heroes already know.

So there's point in keeping him and only him secret beyond "well that's how the comics do it" when that doesn't work in the MCU.

>when that doesn't work in the MCU
What do you mean it doesn't work?
They've never even tried in the first place.

>"Norman Osborne is going to make America great again. Liberals want to make heroes of criminals like this no good Spider-man. Meanwhile they vilify noble American businessmen like Osborne. It's all part of the globalist agenda to ruin America."

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Because JK Simmons is now I guess

I remember when Iron Man 1 came out and Fury showed up in the end. I was looking forward to a Nick Fury as a badass super spy in his own movie.

Instead he's a fucking desk jokey in a movie playing second fiddle to Captain Gender Studies. Now he's fucking lounging in a fucking VR beach on an alien space station and letting Skrulls do his job when Spider-man needed him.

FUCK
THIS
TRASH

>"I was one of the people telling you how SHIELD and the deep state had been infiltrated by Nazi thugs. They turned America into a police state. I had great sources on that, but no one believed me. Now I get this video right from the dead superhero Mysterio showing how SHIELD's globalist thug Spider-man planned this false flag terror attack. Are you going to believe me now, America? Globalists like SHIELD have been invaded by America's enemies before. Maybe they have been again. I am also getting reports that SHIELD may be overrun with.. and I know this is shocking.. literal alien infiltrators. Years ago this may have seemed crazy, but after the Battle Of New York and the fight with this tyrant Thanos, is it not believable? These alien invaders have used SHIELD and this menace Spider-man to attack London and they're going to attack America again if we aren't careful."

Damn. JJ droppin dem red pills.

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>"And now we have this crooked Captain Marvel calling for open borders. The globalists of SHIELD want us to just accepted all these refugees into America. We don't know where they come from. Who knows. Maybe some are like pod people and can take over and impersonate humans. Do we really want to just accept SHIELD that all these refugees are peaceful? Do we really trust them not to obey their alien governments that want to tie America up in this interplanetary war? I even hear this Captain Marvel isn't even an American citizen. She's some brainwashed alien clone or something. That she takes orders from some alien computer AI that we've never even seen. Do we really think Americans should be listening to this person? That's not democracy! That's exactly the kind of dictator America was founded to fight against. Why should we listen to these blue alien fascists?!"

He's right, you know.

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youtu.be/BIvoxIi6oB8


SHIT MOVIE

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>> On the plane, Peter is getting stitched up and he can’t deal with the pain, and starts shouting in frustration about how he messed up giving Beck the glasses; they have a chat, and that’s when Happy shows Peter the suit machine where Peter can create a suit
>> Peter quickly learns the technology to make a suit, which leaves Happy looking at him fondly, probably reminding him of Stark


>G-guys, Peter will f-finally create his o-own suit.
>It's a fucking machine created by Tony.

Because they knew it was stupid.

In the modern social media, cameras on every person, internet era there's no way anyone going around like a public superhero could avoid being outed for very long.

As it is Tony immediately IDed Peter off a traffic cam. Any one even half as smart could easily do the same.

>They actually revealed his identity on his second movie.
Just when I thought Sony couldn't get any more retarded.

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If you just want the Raimi films again go watch those.

Marvel can never top those and they know it so they're trying something different.

I assume it's so they can do the happy music filled ending credits part before bringing the mood down.

The only film that directly ended on a downer was Infinity War which just had dramatic credits with no flash or anything.

>Because they knew it was stupid.
Oh, so the flying tin man, alien gods, super soldiers that were popcycles for 70 years, time travel, magic and living planets are okay but secret identities are way too much for comic book movies, got it.

They really want older women to lust for the spider boy.

Even with street level Marvel heroes, you need some suspension of disbelief. You can keep the old superhero trope of the secret identity. Outing Peter Parker like they did in Millar's awful Civil War was fucking trash. They didn't even do that, which was part of a bigger narative. They had Mysterio do it in some shitty post credits scene. It's cheap shock value. The idiots at Sony have to clue what to do with Spider-man.

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Man Osborn would be the perfect antagionst for the third movie now

Your rage makes me stronger.

My movie making armor is at 400%.

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Sony has no concept of these characters. They're hollow trademarks they will keep making shitty movies of just to keep the rights from going back to Marvel.

>sent from my Sony Xperia Z2

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>jonah says mysterio greatest hero in history
>compared to the people who literally saved the universe

???????????????????????

Can't wait to find out that Norman was another ex-Stark employee that's trying to fill the gap that Tony left.

>yfw Mephisto appears in the next movie and he offers Peter a deal

So Secret Invasion WAS an attack on Obama after all...

I was okay with it in homecoming but they're tying in Spiderman way too much with Stark. It makes sense for the first movie but he feels like a spinoff character instead being his own thing when all his villains are retconned to exist because of something Iron Man did

I'd say he'd become Iron Patriot if War Machine didn't already have the armor, but im sure they will try to tie it in somehow

>JJJ (played by JK Simmons)
KINO OVERLOAD

You fucking stop right there, user

I mean Norman being related to Stark in some way would make sense

Don't tell me, user. Tell them although IT IS TOO LATE

>I'd say he'd become Iron Patriot if War Machine didn't already have the armor
Even then you would be skipping decades of stories and jump straight into Dark Reign, no matter what you chose you still lose.

>Aunt May is cleaning the apartment
>She starts hearing noises, like little voices.
>she asks if it is Peter, she gets no anwsers, so she decided to open Peter's room.
>There's nothing.
>She is prepared to beat someone with the broom
>She hears a Rubik Block falling and being picked up by a web
>she turns around and looks above
>It's Miles, Gwen, Noir, Peter B., Peni, and Ham, all animated
>Ham asks if she is a Spider-Person
Why we couldn't get this as the Post-credits?

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This could honestly lead to a much darker third theme - considering Peter's life is pretty much ruined now as all of his friends and family know he's Spider-Man and know that he's a murderer plus his face is going to be plastered all over the news plus there's several mafia gangs as well as villains out for his head. So the best thing Peter can hope for is being arrested by the government to keep May safe and him being arrested and sent to Juvenile Hall. That's likely not going to happen so he will likely go on the run.

third film

This can't be, they can't make One More Day with Holland's Spider-Man, right?

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>Disney
>using the Devil
Vade retro, Satanist. They will use good old time travel.

They won't - i don't think they will go with the easy way out. I think Peter's innocence will only be proven at the end of the next film and it will basically be Peter away from New York with May being in government custody being hunted down by Norman Osborn and the Goverment

Peter being hunted down by the Government and Norman Osborn

>Kino Tom Hardy's Venom beating the shit out of Spidey never ever

>JJ is literally Alex Jones now
Right down the the fucking font. This just feels too on the nose

No, it'll be sinister six/thunderbolts hunting down Spider-Man at the behest of the government or SHIELD.

I've literally seen dozens of posts on here asking for exactly that.

I doubt this thing's total authenticity simply because the sheer amount of detail.
Could be a LARP or a knowledgeable troll (which God knows I'd do)

I've also seen a bunch of bullshit being posted here over the years, doesn't mean that it's a good idea.

Movie reveiws have been on YT for a good 36 hours now

If that's the case no way is Norman not going to be involved

I, too, watched the trailers

Because most likely he is only getting 3 movies based on what we know about his actor's contract. After that it will be at best guest appearances in other movies if they negotiate more appearances with Sony.

> Marvel studios logo with "I will always love you" playing over it
So are we gonna always have 'muh classics' over the logo? I know it was in Endgame, but I didn't see Captain Marvel, was it there too?

>> Funny threesome scene with Peter/MJ/Brad

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With the help of Dr. Strange, proof goes everyone's memory.

Why are they pushing Spider-Man to be the next Ironman when he can't even be Spider-Man?

You didn't mention the most important part, his enemies. Them knowing who he is and targeting his loved ones is the problem. Not to mention he wants to live a normal life when he's not webslinging, not be a celebrity/figure of controversy.

God i hope not

Mysterio is a lame duck villain if this is all we get from him...

God damn it. I'm going to jerk off to the thought of Carol getting bred by teen Peter again

Any one catch it? I want to watch it so I don't have to wait longer to see a post credit scene for a movie I won't watch in theaters.

>Why are they pushing Spider-Man to be the next Ironman when he can't even be Spider-Man?
It's honestly kinda mind boggling that they're going with this arc for Spider-Man. I'm aware it's not the animated series I grew up watching and I'm completely okay with that, but who the fuck asked for Iron Boy 2? Those mcu fanboys in the 3rd world who gobble everything disney puts out? Tom Holland fangirls? Spider-Man is the most marketable hero in the world, there's really no need for this constant RDJ tea bagging, he can be the new MCU poster boy without all this.

Mysterio is phase one tier right now so bland

SHIELD does exist under director Mackenzie
Retard

Not in this timeline anymore

That's the fault of Marvel studios and Sony's thoughtless script writers. SHIELD does exist though, as a faction in the MCU

If they just made JJ a raving conspiracy theorist, that's fine. Hell, I'd like it. But this is like they just deepfaked JK Simmons onto an actual Infowars clip

>JJJ (played by JK Simmons
sounded plausible till this

That only works with street level heroes who are public figures. Even if there were shots of Peter with his mask off, there's no way for them to be close enough to get a clear shot without him noticing

Bruh

Mysterio shot Mysterio

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so peter's even too fucking dumb to solve mysterio on his own?!?! his fucking OC donut steel nigger girlfriend does it?

f u c k o f f

here's a link
youtube.com/watch?v=UEUGj7xJrUU

INB4 a skrull disguises himself as Peter while the real Peter is using his suit in Spider-man 3

>INB4 a skrull disguises himself as Peter while the real Peter is using his suit in Spider-man 3
That'd be great tbqh

are there anymore links

>Thinking that Conrad would ever dream to criticize any aspect of the MCU.

He'd do it for a chance to shit on Grace Randolph.

Why are twitter scoopers so damn unsufferable? Thomas Polito is the only one who comes off as genuinely humble.

Is there any change I could get Grace to shit on me? Or maybe at least pee?

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wow, this is really stupid

>no multiverse exists
Marvel Studios can fuck right off if true

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go watch shitty SU instead

>no multiverse exists

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I don't know, what you two were expecting to happen, because for fuck's sake, IT'S MYSTERIO! Why would you believe Mysterio?

Did you not watch Doctor Strange?

Why does MCU Spider-Man always make Yea Forums have a complete meltdown?

two words: Ultimate Mysterio

because it's shit

Liar or not, when you introduce a concept like that, you better not fucking backpedal on it.

> Vision mentioned more in this movie than the actual Avengers movie.

Kek.

Hes even in the opening scene
youtube.com/watch?v=l-ssuIci300

Even Tony's porn collection?

>Anywhere else discussion of him is either positive, or negative but not complete batshit insanity.
>Discussion of him on Yea Forums and it becomes a complete festering shithole.

I bet Hulkling will be in Spiderman 3.

>mfw OMD is the one thing that gets me excited for the next Spider-Man

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These movied should be true to the character
Even the fucking Marc Webb movies were true to the character
This isn't true to the character
None of this is

Posted this in another thread.

Spider-Man 3 (Another Home-Pun)
>Peter needs to figure out how to get out of this mess.
>He denies being Spider-Man and has to keep up with his senior year of school
>Also has to protect his Aunt and classmates from danger while trying to cover the fact that he is indeed Spider-Man
>A villain is hired to kill Aunt May and/or Peter's classmates
>It's the Prowler and he's not alone--he's got a mysterious sidekick with spider powers just like Peter (Got them during them during the timeskip)
>Peter now has to keep the Prowler and his doppleganger from hurting his friends and family
>Over the course of the movie, Peter convinces the other spider guy to turn of his manipulative uncle. They stop Aaron Davis together
>Surprise, it's Miles Morales.
>At the end, Miles borrows Peter's suit to help clear his name. Now it's obvious that Peter isn't Spider-Man
>Peter is cleared of suspicion
>Miles isn't ready for the responsibility of being Spidey yet but he let's Peter know that one day he might be
>Peter graduates and goes to college free of suspicion and with a fresh start
>After credits: Osborn hired the Prowler and his nephew.

>The blip
Kevin Feige was asked how much power he thinks he has over the MCU fandom and his response was "I can get those idiots to stop saying 'snapped' in one movie".

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wow, this is dumb.

>Grace Randolph
There is your problem!

No way it's gonna be permanent. They are gonna make it like that Spectacular Spider-Man episode where Venom does the same thing.

>Mysterio is already dead
for fuck's sake, why do these films keep killing off villains so early?

Nice try but not enough Stark.

Prowler was fired by Stark, boom there ya go

Kind of disappointed he doesn’t have te wig or fake teeth.

He also was then. He wore a wig and fake teeth even.

>> When he thinks the illusion is done when Fury shoots Beck, he admits to “Fury” that Ned, MJ and maybe Betty know about Beck’s tricks, but it’s actually Beck as Fury; Peter ultimately then gets hit by a train, eventually he pulls himself into an empty car and he falls asleep


WTF. It is more stupid than I ever could have imagined.

So JJJ in Marvel is the same JJJ in the Tobey Maguire movies?

How does that even work?

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>banana gets taken out
ha ha....ha

>BARF
fucking really?

>SHIELD does exist though
Not officially since it was shut down when Hydra was exposed after Project Insight.

>So is Fury just leading some nameless men in black organization?

Basically yes.

>American audiences are this fucming stupid
They just hired the same actor, dumbass.
Fankwank it as an alternate universe if you must.
This is JJ's Counterpart.

Spider-man 3: Home On The Run

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>Miles as a villain being used by his uncle
I would actually like this. It’s the one thing from his origin story that made him unique.

>Feige is ruining Spidey but also making the bitches loves spiderman meme come true

> Peter quickly learns the technology to make a suit
what are your thoughts on this niggers? is his intellect good enough?

He made his webshooters and original suit by himself, he has the smarts

>Funny threesome scene with Peter/MJ/Brad
hahahaha, wouldn't it be funny if tom holland, zendaya and chad has a threesome hahahaha

This has been a thing since Civil War

"Threesome", that's what MJ tells Peter, but we all know MCU Peter is a cuck.

I just want to know if MJ gets red hair ? Many anons said that the hair is for another movie.

So Peter's negligence and stupidity comes close to killing some of his classmates again? What an excellent adaptation!

So no Vulture at all?

lol we got "Blue" by Eifell 55 in IM3 but that was amazing. I don't mind it.

That's Sony for you.

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it's in the trailer. Stark had a suit fabricator on his jet for Iron Man modifications.