King of the Hill in 2019
Hank deals with bad Yelp reviews for Strickland Propane, tries to find the people to give them good service so they'll change their reviews.
Peggy unwittingly becomes a local Trans icon when they misgender her
Boomhauer gets catfished
Bill does Mukbang
Dale gets an Alex Jones type popularity
Kahn gets addicted to weird internet porn
Bobby steal Hank's credit card to give Patreon dollars to an e-thot
Peggy joins antifa
>Bobby steal Hank's credit card to give Patreon dollars to an e-thot
This is honestly the best one
Weird how people thinking up KOTH plots always come up with plots you'd see in the crap seasons
>Hank calls an Uber
>Dale turns up in Hank's car
>Dale gets shit from local yuppies for not using clean shit to kill bugs.
>Peggy unwittingly becomes a local Trans icon when they misgender her
>Peggy becomes a fake drag queen s she can run a drag queen storytime
Am I wrong in thinking this one actually sounds plausible?
Peggy would definitely do it, possibly after being rejected by her own grandchildren when she tries to read to them.
Okay, throwing my two cents in.
Johnathan Redcorn uses Tinder, to the point of personal exhaustion and disinterest.
Bobby becomes a twitch streamer, inadvertently attracts unwanted attention that he is entirely innocent and unaware of.
Bill plays a dating sim.
That's the kind of thing she'd do, yes. Though I imagine her wildly mischaracterizing it and getting booted from the organization.
This is honestly the best.
>Patreon Dollars to an e-thot
HA! BRILLIANT!
>After being promoted to manager at Strickland Hank becomes listless and frustrated because his employees won't let him do their jobs
>Bobby tells Hank he can find extra work on craigslist
>Hank starts building tinyhomes for prissy millenials
>once he's done they begin moving in and find out that they fucking hate living in tiny homes
>the derelict homes are an eyesore and a target for vandal kids until Jimmy stumbles onto the lot while collecting cans
>tiny home village is repurposed as homeless shelter
>Peggy unwittingly becomes a local Trans icon when they misgender her
They did that in the original series with drag queens.
hank get ipad
They already did an episode where peggy gets mistaken for a drag queen.
Shit.
Strickland uses kickstarter for a get-quick-rich scheme
>A entire episode is dedicated to Dale making an Infowars type website and dealing with his sudden surge in fame and people believing his theories
>Subplot is Bobby, Peggy and Bill trying to make a YouTube channel
>Bill would act like their chief advisory as he already started a YT channel and has just over 100 subscribers, making him feel more important that he actually is.
Jery get iPad
>hank: dale? what the hell are you doing in my truck?
>dale: first off hank, this was supposed to be a surprise but you just had to ruin it
>dale: secondly, i'm not allowed to give discounts to friends
>hank: but this is my truck!
>dale: and you're running up your bill so you better hurry up and get in so we can leave
>hank: i reported it as stolen!
>dale: well it wasn't, and now you just confessed to insurance fraud
>dale: tsk tsk hank, and i thought you were the honest type
>Bobby and Peggy become far more famous over the course of a couple days due to Bobby and Peggy being wholesome.
>Subplot ends when Bill gets humbled by a 10 year old Fortnite player who already has 100 times their followers
I love this.
>Bill gets humbled and is initially despondent but then notices that he's got ten new subscribers and he's suddenly giddy.
I'd like to give Bill a few wins here and there. Even if they are small.
Bill would probably garner a fan base from websites like here just due to him being just as if not weirder than the people on here.
>Um, Hank, if they were laughing at me why would they be calling me based in the comments, hmmm?
I like to imagine he'd be a bit of a lolcow at first, but Hank would reel him in.
His most popular videos are of him and Boomhauer deep frying stuff.
Bobby get ipad
Who's Jimmy?
Jimmy Witchard. Slow guy. Bobby’s boss at the his soda boy job
really great stuff here purdeep
What are you talking about?
Oh at the horse track/clown rodeo?
I can't remember which.
Race track, he stared at the sun, Hank tore down a fence and literally kicked his ass
Bobby had a job in an episode in the early seasons where he worked at a racetrack handing out sodas and peanuts. His boss was a mentally unstable guy named Jimmy Whitchard. Hank didn't believe Bobby when he said how horrible the job was because he thought Bobby was just being a whiner like usual, and didn't realize how bad it was until Bobby almost died.
And what followed was one of the best ass kickings of the show.
>hehe you can't get to me
>WAHHHH [kicks through a metal grate]
Good job. I've read it in their voice.
I read this in a Seinfeld thread once with Seinfeld and Kramer
Hank get ipad
What episode? I haven't seen all of them.
Excellent
>Hank can't bring himself to vote for Trump because Trump is a New Yorker
>can't vote for Hillary either
>he has an existential crisis and then the episode ends with a vague scene of him voting
>"Hank... have I ever talked to you about pizzas and gates?
>he votes for Jill Stein because he thinks she's going to clean up the parks
The Peggy Horror Picture Show. It's a good Peggy episode
That Peggy joins Antifa thing is too perfect, she'd definitely be an accidental stand in for the bike lock bandit, but instead of finding her through face scanning and cross referencing they identify her through terrible Spanish and an extremely distinguished, HOO YEAH as she cracks a sock with a bike lock hidden inside it over some guys head on video.
Obviously she'd misinterpret their awful message and be coerced into doing shit for them, and a joke at the end of the episode is pointing out how they're fighting for minorities yet all of them are white, but not noticing until the group is unmasked.
Thank you.
Almost anythime a KOTH return is mentioned it almost always veers into how Hank would willingly vote for Trump while completely forgetting that he almost lost his mind over a weak handshake.
Hank would absolutly not vote for a tiny handed, rich New Yorker businessman/Hollywood celebrity who eats ketchup over well done steak. Hank would probably go into a coma.
hank votes for Evan McMullan
Dale doesnt vote
Bill Votes for Hillary to help him get with woman
Boomhauer votes for Gary Johnson
Khan votes for Trump
Peggy votes for Hillary
this is the only right answers to this question
This
there is no way he votes for trump in any maner
Now buck would have loved him
He later called Bush great.
>You know, Bill, America doesn't need to win every dang thing to be great. We've got the Constitution, two George Bushes, great toilets -- hell, we've played golf on the moon.
Hank Hill gets sued by a copyright troll when he torrents a copy of a childhood movie he hasn't watched for years and couldn't find a legal copy.
>Peggy joins Antifa
>HOO YEAH
It would basically be like the episodes where she accidentally got involved in prostitution or foot-fetish porn. Except in this case she accidentally becomes a communist.
Instead of Peggy it could also be Luanne like the time she became a cult member. Queue Hank trying to pick up Luanne at Antifa headquarters like pic related.
Bush isn't a New Yorker who cheats on his wives (plural).
Perfect.
>captcha: select all cars
Oh god it’s self-aware.
Dale vs. Alex Jones
Did you forget the episode Luane turned communist?
Well shit user I guess I did. But now that I search my memory that does sound like something King of the Hill would do.
>That one conspiracy theory Dale gets right everyone dismisses as a joke
He’d probably hate him because he’s a limp-wristed New Yorker and not for his politics.
Hank would vote for Jeb or Ted Cruz. Trump appeals to Khan, Thasterson, and Buck.
>Trump appeals to Khan
>HAHA DUMB REDNECK I JUST HELPED MAKE AMERICAN GREAT AGAIN TODAY... WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?
Texas Residents love the Bushes. It's always been Liberals from the Coasts who hate him.
Lots of New York Politicians are limp wristed. The only exception was Theodore Roosevelt.
The rough riders were fags, Roosevelt never served, romaticized war so much he had to bully McKinley- an actual veteran into engaging with Spain, and Teddy was such a shithead he drowned a horse trying to get it on foreign soil when he and his fucking LARP group got to Cuban shores.
Fuck Roosevelt, fuck that entire inbred family of creepy entitled imperialist sociopaths.
>HAHA DUMB REDNECK I JUST HELPED MAKE AMERICAN GREAT AGAIN TODAY... WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?
This is so Khan it hurts
He actually bitched in the Mexico episode about how he had to immigrate legally
>bitched in the Mexico episode about how he had to immigrate legally
This is actually how a lot of legal Hispanic citizens feel. Haven't heard from the Asian-American community but I imagine a bunch of them feel the same way.
Imagine working hard to get into a good college and some other guy just sneaks in.
There are a shit load of presidents. Naming them is hard.
Audibley kek'd
10/10
>Bill and Dale become internet sensations for their series where they deep-fry and eat increasingly absurd things
>It ends with them attempting to deep-fry water as part of a million subscriber special
>Immediately causes a grease fire, destroying their studio, camera equipment, and laptop
>They call it a wash and go back to the alley, leaving their thousands in ad revenue just floating around in the ether
>Bill out of no where
oh shit
>Bill becomes joeysworldtour and Dale becomes reviewbrah
>Start fighting when they begin reviewing the same foods
>Bill plays a dating sim.
Dang it, Bill, that cartoon woman doesn't love you, she's not even real
Hank gets an iPad
Junichiro visits hank
and gives him an iPad
The first one did happen, a tranny meets her at her shoe store for women with gigantic feet, mistakes her for a tranny as well.
Peggy gets super depressed once she realizes the other people she met were trannies, but they eventually cheer her up by saying she's like an icon because she can pass.
>Bobby becomes a twitch streamer, inadvertently attracts unwanted attention that he is entirely innocent and unaware of.
Bobby would obviously do unboxing videos as an excuse for prop comedy.
>Bill begins using Yea Forums slang in real life
Seems like Bill would be more likely to fall for a catfish. Other than that, these would actually be decent enough episodes.
>Whenever Hank gives a firm answer to a question, Bill says /thread
This already kinda happened. IIRC it was Boomhaur and Dale, and it was a Thanksgiving episode, and the big boom was wither a beer can full of beer, or a frozen turkey.
>Liberals from the Coasts who hate him
hi, libtard from a flyover, Bush 1 is a war criminal and should have been hanged
>"Bobby's college professor's been spoutin' nonsense about how cooking with propane makes your meat flammable. I'm gonna walk up to him and kick his ass."
>"Hank! You can't do that, it's cringe!"
>"I- what?"
>"Yeah, my friends on Yea Forums say that kicking asses is cringe."
>"What kind of asinine saying is that?"
>"Uhh... I dunno, Hank, they just say it all the time. Cringe, based, I saw someone say "dilate" this one time, too."
>"That's gotta be the stupidest thing I ever heard"
>"Ohh Hank, you're seething!"
>"Ugh."
>>Subplot is Bobby, Peggy and Bill trying to make a YouTube channel
Didn't they already do this in an episode?
>Hank dealing with Yelp
I can see it and I like it
>Pe-
no, just no. Has there ever been a good Peggy ep
>Boomhauer gets catfished
I feel like he wouldn't do online dating but I don't think it would be a bad ep
>Dale becoming Alex Jones
Might be a good b-plot but I'm not sure if it could hold an ep up
>Kh-
See Peggy
>Bobby paying an e-thot
I feel iffy on it
I don't know what a mukbang is
There's been a few good Peggy episodes. The one where she's mistaken for a man. The one where she learns guitar.
Mukbang is a korean thing that spread. Basically you watch someone eat a meal, but it’s also a review? I don’t understand the appeal, but it is relatively popular.
The strange part is that it’s not dominated by e-girls, but by kinda chubby to obese guys. Bill would excel in the field.
Libertarian Midwesterner here, why stop at Bush?
Yeah they try to make a viral video where Dale's hat flies onto Bill's head and it's obviously staged
Mukbang is binge eating in front of a camera
Saddam did nothing wrong.
I never said we are stopping at Bush.
Dale voted for Joe Exotic
Hank does Porn
Sweet sweet dad bod.
Peggy would be one of those really crazy yelp reviewers whose reviews are in the unrecommended section down at the very bottom. She would be oblivious to this, simply thinking that she isn't "verified" or "grandfathered in" yet to get a star rating review.
But muh trustbusters...
>tfw you were born too late to kick a capitalist's teeth on behalf of the us govt
Beautiful!
>hank: i reported it as stolen!
>dale: well it wasn't, and now you just confessed to insurance fraud
perfection
Khan would easily like Regan, Bush 41, and Trump. I think he'd hate Clinton because they're just inbred rednecks with the delusion of superiority.
His son Quentin served in WWII and died on the battlefield. I think Kermit did some shit around WWII.
Bush I kicked Sadam's shit in and knew what he was doing. He's a pretty good wartime president, but very shit at peacetime. Bush I only lost because Americans wanted a President they can relate to.
Brilliant user
>hank: but this is my truck!
Hardcore nitpick here, but Hank would never say it like that. He'd be like "Dammit Dale! This is MY truck!" The "but" makes it sound like he's begging, so it's more of a Bill line.
Now that I think about it, this whole bit would work even better between Dale and Bill. Bill's the kind of doormat Dale could do this to, but Hank would kick his ass for messing with his truck.
I could just imagine Hanks thoughts on sjw shit
>Implying anyone stealing Hank's truck wouldn't get an immediate ass kicking
Hes the slow guy who fried his brain staring at the sun
>Khan goes redneck wasn't a good episode
>Khan has bipolar disorder wasn't a goat episode
Dude die in a fire
I think it would be interesting to have a time shift like a few years, Bobby and Joseph are like seniors in highschool, Luane and Lucky ended up moving because their VA died, Good Hank comes back into the Hill’s lives looking to learn about Cotton, etc.
I always hate how cartoons rarely have characters age besides in a one off episode. Yeah in KotH Bobby and the other kids hit puberty and started dating but nothing ever came of it.
>Joseph becoming a stud and getting laid a lot, maybe a pregnancy scare
>Bobby turning down some turbo thot to make his first time memorable
>Connie dealing with Chane Wassanasong sending explicit pictures.
>Hell, Hank dealing with ED and needing Viagra
I would stray away from this board for long bouts of time, but every once in a while I wander back, and you fuckers never disappoint. Just letting you people know it's appreciated. Needed this before taking the vomit and diarrhea spewing cat off to the vet.
The rest of this site may be a cesspool, but this is the one island of cleverness left.
Kek
>Hank: Bobby what the hell did you do you now, my credit card just got declined.
>Bobby: Now before you get mad I just want you to know it was for a girl.
>Hank: A girl?
>Bobby Yeah dad look. Goes onto her twitch account
>Bobby: Isn't she pretty.
>Hank: God dammit Bobby you used my card on an internet girl.
>Bobby: But dad a few more dollars and she'll tell everyone how much she loves me. She needs the money for rent.
Bobby discovers the furry fandom and tries to attend a furry convention that comes to town
Followed by Hank saying "Khan, America already is great "
>Boomhauer gets catfished
nah, Dale is the one who gets catfished but Boomhauer gives him advice. Naturally Dale takes the advice and acts on whatever conspiracy he thinks led to him being catfished in the first place. He's got his pocket sand ready for vengeance on the local bureaucrat who pretended to be a woman to distract Dale from the conspiracy to hide how we're all just mice caught in the government's trap, and how computers are part of it.
Dale is extremely loyal to Nancy. He’d have to be divorced for this to work. Unless of course, the conspiracy is to try to get Dale to cheat on Nancy, ending the greatest love story in the world, all orchestrated by one of Reagan’s sons.
what's hank stance on freedom gas?
read it in their voices perfectly
More likely that Bobby would tell him it's for a girl and Hank would misconstrue it as Bobby actually dating a real girl.
>Implying it wouldn't be MLP
Subplot, Bill tries to make a fursuit and it ends up terrible. He's accepted by the furry community anyway, and doesn't get that it's largely a sex thing until the end of the episode.
Furries are becoming much more prevalent than bronies now
>Dale gets addicted to vaping and making "sick clouds"
>Hank has to save Dale from spending a fortune on fancy juices and mods
nice
>Hank becomes embroiled in a feud with an online influencer and their underaged fanbase after they try to tape themselves messing around at Strickland Propane, at which point he throws them out. They eventually challenge him to a boxing match, which he agrees to, and kicks their ass.
>To ingratiate himself with a group of attractive liberal women, Bill pretends to be transgendered and starts calling himself Peggy. Hank tries to get him to stop, but starts facing backlash from the community, who accuse him of being transphobic and unsupportive of Bill, who seems to be genuinely happy. Peggy isn't aware of what Bill is doing, and thinks that her 'overpowering femininity' genuinely made him want to become a woman like her. She takes Bill under her wing to teach him how to be a real lady.
>Hank enters the alley with a fresh cooler of Alamo beer
>Hands each guy one
>Bill pops his open fast and takes a quick sip
>"First!"
Keep your kitty safe dear user, and we will keep delivering the diarrhea and crap you enjoy.
>he tries to make his own flavor but ends up in the hospital because he's Dale
>Hank makes a thread to try and figure out what Yea Forums even does and what "dilate" means
>Proceeds to get doxxed in the later half of the episode after entering his name and email in the information fields.
>"It was a mixture of deer urine, pesticide, and liquid fear Hank"
"*Annoyed yelp* They can't do that, I had a se-cure pass code!"
Hank hates SJWs with a passion because they're a bunch of limp wristed college kids from New York and California who are ruining the country.
Dale is too good of a father to let Joseph crush puss. Teenage pregnancy is something that would happen if Joseph was raised by John Redcorn
>pesticide
That was my thought. Dales dead bug brand.
The only ballzy New York politicians are Ed Koch and Fiorello LaGuardia
That's why it would be a scare. Joseph was always too much of a go getter, too eager to slow down and think at times.
>Dale: Joseph, how could this happen!
>Joseph: I don't know dad! We just started making out and it kept going!
>Dale: We have to go talk to Hank, he'll no what to do!
>*guitar segue to Hill Kitchen*
>Hank: *Angered scoff* Joseph!
>Joseph: "I know it's bad Mr. Hill"
>Dale: "Hank, I don't know where he got this from, I didn't have relations with Nancy until I was 22."
>Hank: "Calm down everyone, we're gonna take care of this. Joseph, you need to go see this girl right now and tell her you're gonna take care of her no matter what. Dale, you need to go talk to this girl's father"
>Dale: "No Hank, I'm afraid of confrontation, you know that, it's why I never argue with Nancy about spending so much time getting healed by John Redcorn. You go talk to him for me."
Damn. He's got messed up pancreas. They're gonna take him in for a while and then it's medication long-term. Quite the vet bill, but fuck it, he was there for me when I was fucked up.
Mike Judge said that if KOTH came back, Bobby would be older.
>“It would have to have a passage of time,” Judge said. “People have grown up. I think The Simpsons are so iconic just the way they’re drawn, you can keep Bart that same age for 60 years. Our characters, it was starting to strain a little bit to have Bobby still be that age for that long.”
Classic Hank
Get weelll kitty.
You're forgetting that Joseph is a retarded creep with women. He wouldn't get that far
He almost did with taht Lori girl I think. I remember Dale being admitted to a mental health facility for that
youtube.com
still relevant
Flawless.
Because he was just starting puberty. Bobby came back after a month away or whatever and Joseph grew a foot and had a stache growing. Joseph would become more comfortable after like 3-4 years more years of experience.
>Peggy becomes a trans icon due to misgendering.
That already kinda happened in the episode where she found the clothes store for drag queens.
That first one sounds pretty good. It's always fun to see Hank deal with little shits.
>Hank was initially going to be the bigger man until he found out the influencer was telling his middle school aged fans to go after Bobby
Hank get iPad
>tfw original Hank (Tom Anderson from Beavis and Butthead) was born in 1921 and would be 98 years old today
That's a cute cat there bub.
>Hank kicking this guy's ass only makes things worse for both him and his son.
>Children start to identify Hank as the mean man that beat up their favorite internet celebrity
>Bobby's bullying only gets worse
>Meanwhile the influencer is getting absolutely roasted to death online for losing a boxing match to some middle aged propane salesman
>In an attempt to save face, he calls Hank to apologize about earlier, and they corroborate a fake narrative that the fight was actually a friendly bout for some charity that he'll "figure out later. That part doesn't matter right now."
>Episode ends with Hank showing up in one of his videos to help establish that they're "Total bros now" and things go back to normal. Bobby even gets a little attention at school for having a Dad who's internet famous.
>They eventually challenge him to a boxing match, which he agrees to, and kicks their ass.
As if any of them would have the balls to actually get in the ring with him. They'd probably get some local boxer to stand in for them. Then Hank spends the next few days debating over whether to get in the ring with him, until he stumbles into Dale's B-plot and ends up incapacitated on the day of the fight.
That is, the boxer is the one who ends up incapacitated. Probably has to get his stomach pumped after eating something cooked by some hairbrained cooking device Dale was making earlier in the episode.
>The kids never actually attack Bobby, but they do something known as “roasting” him.
This thread is fucking amazing, keep them coming
You mean like Chuck Mangione infesting the Megalo-Mart?
More of a Luann thing
>Uncle Hank, we're just keeping Arlen safe
>*disgusted sigh* you can't fight fascism with fascism Luann
She's a idiot who goes along with any group trends, no matter how insane or violent they are. Hell she became a communist, joined a cult, and joined an evangelical to destroy Halloween in different episodes.
She's an idiot who gets talked into shit and is ignorant as hell since she just gets swung along by group pressure. She'd pretty much join any group as long as they had a hot guy or they talked semi-passionately.
I totally believe she'd get talked into putting on a black mask and start swinging bike chains and throwing bricks at local businesses without questioning it at all until Hank calls her an idiot. She'd probably only regret it a bit after destroying a local business causes Lucky to get injured in the process when they bash his head in at a protest since he's a white male and they assume he's a fascist because of it due to some misunderstanding. But it all works out in the end when he sues someone for a lot of money, since he always turns getting hurt into profit.
Luann wouldn't get violent in that sense. Yeah she boxed, and well at that, but it was a structured environment. I can't see her bashing people in the face on the street. She was gullible and misguided more than an evil person.
She got pretty aggressive in that episode about Hank trying to grill in the contest with Propane. She made him look bad doing it, too.
Homer get eye patch
Its not about being good or evil, as long as you convince someone they're doing the right thing and fighting some vague concept like "evil" and their actions are another vague concept like "justice", then you can basically talk people into being as violent as you need and attack each other for no damn reason.
But did she bash a stranger in the face with a brick or a fireplace poker? If anything she'd join peaceful rallies and meetings and the climax would be her realizing how wrong she was when the first big fight breaks out. Then Hank and Co. pull her out before injury or police get to her.
But actually taking part in the violence is a new level. Luann would be blissfully unaware until she needs saving love with the jam jelly cult
Like* not love. Damn phone
Bobby takes a 23 and me test. Finds out he has over twenty half siblings in Texas. Freaks out that Hank is some sort of cheater. Hank has been acting weird leaving the house at night.
Bobby arranges all of the half siblings to meet, they all look suspiciously like Joseph. Turns out Bobby's test got contaminated. Dale admits to donating sperm for extra money.
Hank has been slipping out at night to drive Bill around to catch pokemon. Hank thinks they have been geocaching
Kramer teams up with Dale to run an Arlen to New York business, hijinx ensue. Jerry teaches Bobby some shitty jokes. Hank is forced to come to terms with the fact he was born in New York. Elaine and Peggy are bitchy to each other.
>Dale donates sperm for money
>Kids look like Joseph
Hold on.
I don't think Bill would just play it. He'd do it to try and meet a woman or because he is competing against Dale and Boomhauer
>>Dale donates sperm for money
>>Kids look like Joseph
>Hold on.
Dale "knows" Joseph is his kid
George and Bill each pity the other for their faults but can't see how similar they are
>CC steals KoTH
>runs it at 3 am
>says no one is watching it
>takes it off the air
I wish south park would get canceled so CC would finally go bankrupt and all the IPs they're sitting on would go free
"Dang ol pokiemon, it goes shaky shaky shaky and you don't know if you catch it "
>CC go bankrupt
You don't seem to know how networks work.
Bobby finds his birth certificate and realizes he's actually 23.
A trailer park boys crossover
Strickland propane gets bought out by Hank's Asian half-brother.
Boomhaur starts falling in love with alt-left artsy chicks and accepts the challenge of having to pretend to fit in.
Dale gets addicted to violent videogames and starts earning cash on twitch... but his fans are alt-right extremists. He never makes the connection but everyone else does.
A fat Peggy episode. That never happened.
That's all I got.
who else cried
> hank's wife installs badoo to practice spanish, bill catfishes her using google translate and asks for nekkid photos
> strickland starts selling silar panels, hires a young comanager who consults customers on the benefits of green energy. Hank is seething
> Joseph and Bobby decide to buy weed on black market with bitcones, the dealer is Dale
> Joseph takes a girl to a date, but wants to feel her so bad. Buys roofies on darkweb, spikes the drink. Roofies are laced with some shit and the girl vomits all over Joseph, ends up in hospital
> Strickland rides the crypto craze. Pays some college kidz to put together a Texas Gas Token. Hank is the media man, his face is on all sites and interviews. Believes the idea. Asks Strickland to sell hi 1M tokens OTC. Buck tries to hint that he'd better not invest. Hank realizes its all been a scam. Tries to spread FUD, screams sell sell sell. All the community sees this as a strong buy signal, since Hank is trying to cumulate. Bill goes all in. Market crashes.
> a cuck pair moves in nearby. They assume Dale is in the know and invite Gribbles to one of their parties. Dale thinks it is just a family dinner, so he brings Joseph by. Surprisingly, there are 2 black guys standing in the living room with the new neighbours. They feel uneasy about the kid, Dale asks: so where is the dinner, we brought some potato salad. Everyone sits at the table, while the wifey is ordering pizza. Awkward silence. Dale whispers to Nancy he thinks the black guyz are gay.
More on trabs Bill
> meets a trans soldier, who says he can do the operation on federal money. Signs the papers, legally required to see a psychologist, tries to explain his web of lies, but the psychologist just says that he is not honest with himself and nervous. Gives him hormones.
> Bill dumps the medication into sink. Dale notices some gay frogs on his lawn.
10/10
Why does KotH threads produce such amazing concepts like these
Because they have good, well-delivered, consistent characterizations and personality quirks.
You don't really get such "that is TOTALLY what that character would say/do!" feelings with shows like Family Guy since the characterization is shit. They'd completely change a character's personality for the sake of a lame throwaway joke.
Peter could be pro-Hillary because the writers are trying to shill Hillary... or pro-Trump because the writers are trying to portray Trump voters as idiots like him. Lois is suddenly a heroin addict. Peter is a pedo. Maybe Stewie becomes a tranny. It all doesn't matter.
Bobby wouldn't really do that though. He learned the value of money after seeing their budget.
At least it's on Hulu now.
>Bill’s also donating to the E-Thot, and gets jealous of Bobby getting a personal shout-oh before him
Hanks Asian Half-Brother wouldn't know what to do with Propane because Japanese homes have no use for them.
They could work on that robot that runs on propane
>but his fans are alt-right extremists
So he's just Pewdiepie?
So what is Hank?
Is he a filthy kraut or a proud Englishman?
Bobby gets told he’s overweight at school and is given a fitness tracker to help him lose weight. Peggy buys one too to encourage Bobby. She finds out about online competitions and that Minh competes in and wins tons of them. Peggy then starts to jog nonstop to try and beat Minh. Ultimately, it turns out Minh had been cheating to inflate her step count. Sub-plot of Dale saying the government tracks your position with fitness trackers and later trying to destroy his medical records with the help of Bill. Hank stops them from breaking into their local hospital.
Don't even compare George with Bill. He's nowhere near that bad.
Dale: The government tracks where you are.
Hank: Now why would they want to do that?
Dale: It’s let’s them pinpoint the exact time and place to advertise their products. It’s why they keep your medical records.
Hank: Your medical records are used by doctors to help you stay healthy.
Dale: Then why am I still smoking Hank? Why am I still smoking? And look at Bill, he’s still fat.
Bill: Yeah.
Dale: Why should a doctor know how fat you are? Does it make you less fat?
Least Bill has his own home, actual good friends, good time in high school, stable job
More like he finds out he has a ton of cousins because Cotton knocked up fiddy women
At least George isn't as dumb.
Trump also eats his steak well done with ketchup, which would make Hank absolutely hate him. That, along with making fun of John McCain, draft dodging Vietnam, etc.
Hank would vote for Jeb, he's a wet blanket but Hank is a Bush fanboy.
>A trailer park boys crossover
God yes
That’s debatable, I mean we know George doesn’t even think himself smart even with glasses
That's great
Bill dies because they jack up the price of his insulin by 5000%.
Everything but the last two could be actual episodes, and would be in keeping with the genuine spirit of the show.
So when is that revival coming again?
Probably 2024-2025. I’m just guessing here.
The first two sound like extremely fitting plots that ring true for the characters. The rest is uninspired garbage.
The E-Thot thing could work
Stop making food that taste like gas.
fucking perfect
Taste the meat, not the heat.
it still has its weekday morning slot from what i see
You did good, user. Real good.
You just KNOW the Dale as Infowars would end with him defending himself to the media by saying Dale Gribble is just a glorfied cartoon persona and that the real Rusty Shackleford is a normal, average man.
Send this to Judge
This anons right, it reads better if Hank is Bill
The Japanese hate apple products
>Connie gets tired of her parents constantly pushing her
>overhears Kahn yelling at the tv over some report on gender
>next day she has cut her hair and is wearing boys clothes calling herself Connor
>Kahn freaks out but Mihn says he should be respectful of Connie's decisions
>angry at their reaction Connie decides to become a radical feminist at the school
>Moss realizes they either have to give in and be overly tolerant or get sued by someone
>they bring in a counselor from California who essentially gives kids a free pass to call the school out on not being tolerant if they force them to do something
>rest of the episode is the school in discord as Clark and Dooley beat people up without recourse for "misgendering" or "not using their pronouns"
>all the boys now use the girls restrooms and the girls locker rooms to see what its like
>all the girls use the boys facilities and locker rooms to get away from the boys who have taken over
>kids refuse to answer questions in class because it makes them feel confused about their gender
all I got
>Dale notices some gay frogs on his lawn.
>The creek they came from leads up to John Redcorn's trailer
>Confirming that there must be some sort of chemical in the water
>Decides to test the chemicals on Bill
>Bobby starts watching anime and becomes an otaku
>Hank walks into Bobby's room and sees his anime figurines on his shelves and goes "BWUHH!" into commercial break
>Hank tries to get Bobby to purse other more appropriate hobbies
>The resolution/compromise is that Bobby starts collecting Frame Arm Girls which satisfies Hank, since at least model kits teach a boy patience and dedication
A Dale episode about Pizzagate would probably be about Dale claiming it's a double false flag government plot funded by the UN comissars to give sympathy to the Clintons through fake internet reports.
I want to see this with hank drawn like cotton with shins
>>The resolution/compromise is that Bobby starts collecting Frame Arm Girls which satisfies Hank, since at least model kits teach a boy patience and dedication
Architect approves of this idea.
KOTH is so profoundly, proudly mundane that their interaction with literally any aspect of real life feels absurd
Bill visits /r9k/ and starts using incel terminology like "stacy" and "chad" in real life to the ire of his friends
Bobby gets an "e-gf" who is a guy trying to scam him
Dale believing in Q user is a very obvious one.
Peggy would never do that. She hates Bill.
Wasn't there that one episode where Moss brought in this one guy that ended up turning the school carnival prep. committee to a bunch of race guilt apologists?
>Either Bill or Hank spends an entire episode trying to decipher the Sneed joke
>Hank BWAHs as soon as he figures it out
He means that is how Dale rationalizes it, though more likely he would blame aliens.
Seinfeld is already a show in koth.
That Bill as Ichigo, and Cotton as Bardock was completely accurate to how the anime characters act.
>alt-left
Stop making up terms.
>I feel like he wouldn't do online dating
In the episode with Rad it starts off with Hank mentioning that Boomhauer was leaving cause he was doing a meet up with a woman he met online. Didn't specifically say online dating though.
Strickland Propane becomes one of the targets of a militant vegan group due to their slogan "Taste the meat, not the heat".
I like it. Buck probably bails as soon as he can
So how would they handle Luanne now that Brittany Murphy is dead?
Hire a new voice actress? Have her only appear in silent cameos? Talks to Peggy over the phone, but never appears physically?
>Dale believes Alex Jones is a government plant to make Dale sound crazy
>Dale decides to agree with Alex Jones and embellishes his claims to diminish Alex's credibility
>everything Dale says is absolutely true but he thinks he's spouting off nonsense
She was a minor enough character to where she could easily be written off or seen but not heard. If they thought she added something they couldn't get elsewhere a new voice actress would work... She did well but her voice wasn't iconic or anything.
>Kahn brags about shaking Trumps hand
>shows a photo
>Hank: Kahn, this is a Trump lookalike. The real Trump doesn't have an American flag tattooed on the back of his hand.
>Kahn: Sh-shut up! He do now!
No, Khan would never be that idiotic to try and pull off some easily discovered ruse like that. If anything He'd go
>Khan: Hey hillbilly neighbor! Minh and I just got back from Florida vacation. We stop at fabulous Mar-A-Lago and played golf behind President Trump. Watching him play made my golf game great again ah ha!
>Dale admits to donating sperm for extra money.
You mean Dale admits to donating sperm to increase the population of redpilled children being born.
Obviously it's bill who gets catfished.
>The government has been pumping today's kids full of chemicals, Hank, you know that. But I've kept myself pure by refusing to wash my hands or use over the counter medications for years. What I've done is make sure the children of tomorrow will be strong enough for the coming war.
>What war could possibly be coming, Dale?
>That's for the Disney shareholders to decide.
>>What war could possibly be coming, Dale?
>>That's for the Disney shareholders to decide.
Fucking kek
Sneed
>Peggy unwittingly becomes a local Trans icon when they misgender her
This kinda already happened.
Bobby and Joseph join the local Antifa and its all great until they see them putting quick drying cement in milkshakes. Bobby and Joseph then alert the nearest adult which happens to be a Proud Boys recruiter. The boys join the Proud Boys and are expected to be at a rally the same day as the antifa counter protest.
These are my cans...THE SMASH' EMS
>her voice wasn't iconic or anything.
Her voice is like a blowjob for my ears
I love Jimmy
>Dale? Is that you?
>GIK
>dale tries to climb out the window
>some random woman tries to sue John Redcorn for sexual harassment from a massage he gave years ago
>Dale is impersonating her legal representative because he thought it would be easy money
>Dale tries to back out but by then the mob continues without him
>Hank helps John with the legal paperwork and they create such a dry and boring rebutle that the crowd (and the woman when he finds out he's not loaded) lose interest in the case
How about an Enrique episode...
He got deported.
Now THIS is Yea Forums
Bill becomes an Uber driver but he becomes those ones that get super into it to the point that it becomes his whole life.
Write her off. She was an annoying moron.
>bobbe becomes part of the lgbt club because he doesn't understand what it is
>hank thinks he is gay struggles to cope with it
>Peggy buys a ton of stupid mom magazines and tries shitty advice
Dale has a convoluted reason to specifically and knowingly catfish Bill
>imperialism
>bad
I want a millennial king of the hill but it’s a decade too late
That just means we can have a zoomer king of the hill
With her and tom petty dead, just say they moved away. Easy.
>tfw a disney shareholder
Connie already has a boy's name. Her name is Kahn Jr.
But Dale IS Qanon.
>Dale you've got to stop posting your crazy theories on the internet, where are you even getting this stuff?!
>The people need to know, Hank!
>Luanne joins, but always comes up with some stupid reason to run off and come back with snacks or supplies for the group to help with morale
>Always returns after a fight and the stragglers who weren't arrested are slinking away
>They bullshit like they always do that they never started the fight and got dragged into it, and Luanne buys it
>Ignores the news reports and even what Peggy is telling her about their actions
>Finally sees a few fights break out and gets clipped by one of her own
>Tries to bust the group, but only manages to (with Hank's help) get some of the more extreme members caught while the rest run off and swear to return, with Hank saying that, sadly, they're just a bit too big to have their collective asses kicked by him
>Bobby gets into Let's plays
>Actually is pretty decent and doesn't even think to fuck about by pretending to be bad like most, and certainly avoids the more obnoxious behaviors like spewing memes or whatever acceptable swears they still allow on streams
>However, his viewership is somewhat lower than he'd like it to be, and finds out what the big streamers do
>Cue Bobby's personality becoming another shitty cardboard cutout like all the big names
>Hank, not at all buying into the trend, was ignoring it since Bobby was staying quiet until he adopted the meme personality
>Helps Bobby realize that it's better to be himself and appreciate his level of appeal instead of just getting absorbed into the culture of identical gaming idiots
>Bobby drops everything and gets into Vine-style short skits like ProZD and Calebcity, Hank now finds himself cropping up in the videos as part of Bobby's "cast"
>Roll credits
Is that the end?
nice filename
>Dale gets an Alex Jones type popularity
I'd love to see that kind of crossover.
By that logic alt-right is also made up
As some people have said, probably best to just write them off as having moved, and either leave it at that or imply some drama like Luanne wised up and dropped that useless shit Lucky.
Bill starts using e-cigarettes. Dale "The government uses those to implant chips in your body."
Bill "Surely not the sweet strawberry ones?"
"Especially the strawberry ones! Strawberries were created to lower your resistance to advertising!!"
Bill then gets hooked on pineapple pizza
Wrong, you called yourselves the alt-right, and then you started foaming in the mouth when that term got negative associations (purely through your own faults) and made-up the "alt-left" because you're autistic and can't understand that there isn't always an opposite to every situation, and can't admit that you're truly a fanatic.
Way to assume, retard. And you're wrong, there is such a thing as an alt-left, it's literally what the insane, fanatical left is being. But hey, just assume that because someone says both sides have their extremes, they must be on one of them.
Fucking newfag retard.
Based Cotton, he was a great warrior, a patriot, and american!
Why he was so based?!
>2019
people still use Yelp?
>But it all works out in the end when he sues someone for a lot of money, since he always turns getting hurt into profit.
Fuck, that's incredibly in-character
KINO
FIGHT'S ON
He killed 50 men
He slept with 50 women
He ran 50 miles with no shins
EVERY SINGLE DAY
>Pfft, whatever, redneck Gas-man! You no fun to talk to, I go on twitter and praise Trump while you inflate hillbilly kiddie pool for fat son
That would be a good episode
>They're Patrons Bobby, not Pay-Tree-Ons
>But DAD! There's this site where people pay to watch you do things! It's great, you just do what the donators say and copy what the big names do, and the best part is.... All I have to do is play games while being funny, it's the PERFECT job for me!
>Bobby, this sounds like some kind of internet strip-club, all these girl's shirts are....
>BWAAAH!!
>He says they have famous ones, Cutie pie or some asinine nonsense
>It's Pews, Hank.
>What the hell does a Church seat have to do with anything, Bill?
>Got dang it! Bobby! We've already got Cable TV, we don't need to be paying extra every month just so you can subscribe to your weird Pie-Channel. Why not learn how to bake a pie?
>$40 for a stream? What in God's name? Is it a stream for an ant farm? There's way a body of water would come so cheap, it must be a scam!
>Bobby! NO!! You can't put Steam on the computer! You're going to cause a short and potentially an electrical fire!
>It's not vapor! It's a digital distribution platform!
>So they hand out numbers? Like those "take a ticket" machines, only digital?
>I miss those machines I tell ya h'wat, it's like getting a souvenir every time I renew my license
>No dad, they sell games. Like Pro-Pain, remember that?
>Isn't Pro-Pain good enough? Boy I miss that game.
>But DAD! That games from 3 generations ago!
>I'm not that old Bobby, besides what could top Pro-Pain in only 3 generations?
> Total War: Char-Coal-ition?
>Go to your room, Bobby.
The comments are all about how remarkably flat his ass is.
>...Then he drones on about something called Pub G, and I said "Boy, you aren't even going to think about playing a game where you go to a pub, you're too young"
Hank becomes a meme after yelling at some customers about improper use of propane the whole episode is Hank dealing with it the stardom e-file accepts it but by the time we does the meme already died
That, or he tries to get the "meme pulled off the internet", only to evolve himself into the "Angry Redneck Man" who's rants and demands are used in various edits and pastas. Hank then either decides to ignore it all, or finally realizes he needs to zen out all of the crap people are doing to piss him off and effectively kill off the meme by making people bored that he's not freaking out anymore. This could even work with Bobby and the girls getting in on that shit (maybe even Dale and the other guys too), all of them trying to trigger an outburst from Hank for clicks.
Bobby being familiar with comedy actually takes it really well and thinks they just want to be his friend. Hank tries to convince Bobby that they are, in fact, bullying him, but Bobby proceeds to befriend them all in a roast by the end of the episode.
>Hank goes to the school counselor to help Bobby and learns he has many of the symptoms of Autism. The Autism empowerment people get carried away with helping him deal with it much to his chagrin
>How in the hell is this autism?
>It's a spectrum, Mr. Hill
>Spectrum my ass! This just sounds like a scam to get as many kids under the same umbrella as possible. Some kids can be slower than others and not autistic, I tell you h'wat
They already did an episode where Bobby goes into Special Ed.
To be fair, Bobby's been stuck in a bunch of classes throughout the show. And even then, that one was before the whole autism thing really became as prominent as it is now, no thanks to that retard anti-vaxxers
>Dale gets into selfie taking during his jobs
>Doesn't get much popularity at first until some incident he either causes during a selfie or accidentally catches on camera unwittingly
>This spurs him into either uncovering internet-based conspiracies, or a wannabe journalist side-job by always snapping pics of other incidents
>Bill meanwhile becomes a short-lived meme reaction character much like the depressed Keanu Reeves
>His popularity instantly dies the moment he becomes happy from this newfound fame
>Hank has to deal with a new Transgender coworker at Strickland and issues arise when he calls xer "her" back accident.
>Side plot: Peggy tries to get her Twitter followers up
>Xer? Like Sir?
>No, XER YOU CIS BASTARD!
>Excuse me, but there is no need to call me a sissy, er... Xer? Xur? Cur?
this is why I think Yea Forums is the best board
>Bill discovers Hentai
>They called you The Pillsbury Doughboy Wonder, Bobby. You gonna tell me that wasn’t insulting?
>Dammit bill what the hell is a ahegao?
>But Daahd! If I try to get back at them in any way, it could start a flame war
>Oh my god, they're pyromaniacs too?!
Hank learns to love Bernie Bros.
Unironically would watch. Today’s media needs a sensible conservative like Hank Hill.
>They begin harassing Hank by sending him confusing memes
>”Had to do it to them”? Do hwat!?
>So wait, the joke is that that Milhouse kid is a meme because people tell him he won't become a meme? That just sounds asinine.