Nice dialogue

Fuck me, I guess. I suppose Jess had a lot of character development since I kinda fell off the wagon, so it makes sense.

Also in that top middle panel Baz looks like he's wearing nothing at all, nothing at all, nothing at all

>jessica literally wants dick

It’s Nightwing, even straight men want to fuck him

>this hack writing is regarded as good nowadays
I don't think this semen slurping "medium" is for me anymore

>Welcome, user HJordan
>Please set your preferences so that we can match you with your ideal sexual partner
>Location: Anywhere
>Gender: Female
>Species: Humanoid
>Age Range (Human-scale): 12-16
>....
>Dialing Alpha Lanterns

>Baz looks like he's wearing nothing at all, nothing at all, nothing at all
Jess started to notice that too.

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That's not all she wants.

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>carpet munching confirmed

That was more of a superhero sighting app used by criminals, though both have potential for rape Dōjinshi.

What's keeping supervillains from using this app to lure heroes into traps?

Why would supervillains want to trick heroes into having sex with girls (male) ?

That's what it was actually used for.

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>modern comic books

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I really hope she doesn’t end up with Baz. Buddy cop friends is fine.
They’ve really been playing hot potato with Jess. Like that weird future where her and Barry hooked up.

>Jess finally musters up the courage to put herself out there and start dating again
>Elaborate catfishing scheme
Being Jess is suffering.

>I really hope she doesn’t end up with Baz.
she doesn't, even though that's where it looked like it was heading.
Oh the suffering gets even more JUST as the arc has Jess slowly fall for Baz while he was looking for his kidnapped one night stand.
>even though ultimately she decides they're better as friends.

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Fuck off Beko

Okay what if she dates Blue Beetle (Reyes)? Age gap can’t be that big

Isn't she in her late 20s and he a literal teenager?

I thought he was late teens and her mid 20s?

Whats wrong withe the writing?

Not enough semen slurping for him.

It's not that the age gap is too big but just unhighly likely to even happen. There's just not gonna be a believable situation where she ends up herself being attracted to him.

How about I'm interested in plants or robots? Or ACTUAL non-binary beings a like Rebis?

Is that fucking Charmcaster in the background?

Are there any heroines who are straight in comics? Or does every writer's need to virtue signal mean no heroine is spared?

That's Scrapps from the omega men.

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>left is bad, right is good
OURGIRL

Queerness is the new sex appeal. Give it to a shit female character and thirsty denizens of the internet will defend them to the end of time.

those fingers look like sausages covered in glitter.

>to the end of time.
or at least until people stop caring about lgbt stuff.

The people who care about it will never stop. It's all they have.

>”I’m afraid every day too, Jess. I have an alien WMD on my back designed to slaughter worlds, it’s a part of me. And even though Scarab and I get along right now, I sometimes worry this power will consume me. I’m slowly getting a handle on this hero thing too, so you’re not alone.”

Convoluted as fuck.
Also she has Simon for support.

How is that convoluted? Seems pretty straightforward and relatable to her stress

Because you're working backwards. You want to ship Blue beetle with Jessica so you came up with the situation where Blue beetle comforts her but that situation just wouldn't happen.
It's also kinda patronizing where you're regressing Jessica as a scared little girl.

>comic references current events/technology/fads
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THIS NEVER HAPPENED BEFOOOOOOOOORE!!!!!!!!

I bet Kyle is responsible for this.

I didn’t mean to imply Jess was a scared little girl. She’s made remarkable strides and improvements. I was just making a parallel between their powers and try to find common ground. But I get what you’re saying. I don’t really have much stock in the shop, merely just pitching ideas here

Jess is cute

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REMEMBER THAT NICE GIRL YOU MET ON TINDER IN 2014 ? THE ONE YOU DATED FOR TWO YEARS AND THOUGHT YOU'D GET MARRIED TO ?
IT WAS ME, BARRY ! I WAS YOUR GIRLFIREND !!

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>implying Dick might not have an account
>implying Dick doesn’t have a tinder account
>Implying Dick doesn’t also have another tinder account for Nightwing

>That art
I forgot he got into actual comics after the porn.

What about his Grindr account?

Can you blame her

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Muslim lantern sucks as usual. Jess is great

He still hasn’t kicked the faggot porn

Jess is the worst Earth Lantern.

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Too bad people keep shipping her with terrorist lantern

I mean at the very least it isn't like Simon brings up his religion all the fucking time

>nothing at all, nothing at all, nothing at all
That's the case for both of them.

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I loved the training bit she had to do

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She’s four, ahead of Karl and the jihad boy

Not like she has many other people to ship with

Are you literally high!!!’

It’s the reason he was created, his origin story is rife with it, it’s tattooed on his fucking arm. Countless stories since have shown him praying or bitching about Islam phobia. But hey, he only committed terrorism by accident...

Literally anyone else. Rayners single now

>Countless stories since have shown him praying
That's not "bringing it up all the time" that's being religious

>she uses tinder now
>development
more of a lapse in development really

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How is it a lapse? It shows her returning back to normal before her friends were killed and she became a shut in.

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>how do they bring it up?

>countless examples

>b-but....

There's a difference between bringing it up all the time and being religious

She's at best equal to Jihad John. Still worse than Karl.

I agree with the Ring, fuck off batman she's mine

SHe truly is Hal Jordan's successor.

Being religious IS bringing it up. It ends up being a defining part of the character.

Now if she was a proper successor she would be using boxing gloves instead of tentacles

>there are superhero themed strip clubs

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Didn't plastic man work for it?

I think he means "I'M MUSLIM DONTCHA KNOW" vs he just does Muslim shit.

I agree, in theory, with that other user. Someone praying or observing their religious practices isn’t them bringing it up. Them constantly talking about the religion and talking about how they do their practices is.

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Oh shit I didn't know Jessica was this strong

It's a thing Simone keeps putting in her comics.
This was from Secret Six

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This page looks awful. Is it fan made?

It's stuff from Sejic that never got released (Jl Odyssey), so it's probably unfinished.
He breaks free, but she did her best.

Why does bane have big tits

It doesn't matter then surely, it's not even canon.

>but she did her best.
Jess in a nutshell

user, please leave your room, your mother and I are worried.

Smaller tits than actual Bane.

Jess should go back to being a shut-in, it makes her more relatable.

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>Jessica should go
Could have ended the post there.

After JLO, she needs to have Ramen with Darkseid

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Then she can take his dark seed.

Don't invite batman to your pancakes unless he promises to bring bat-maple-syrup

>countless examples
A story showed him praying once and people commented how uncharacteristic it was.

I bet Alfred makes the best panckaes.

Out of all the Green Lanterns Jess is like the only one nice to him

cute toes

He makes brownies. I think the Robins (Tim and Jason?) agreed that his waffles (or a similar dough-based food) suck but he's really proud of them and noone wants to tell him.

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I figure Jess has always dealt with stress and Anxiety and her prepper days were rock bottom for her.

You know who makes good pancakes? Superman

The worse a GL you are, the nicer you are to Batman. Makes sense.

Johns's Black Rorschach liked them.

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Post more superhero food stuff.

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Everything looks off on this page.

Pie is shit batman once more confirmed for the best

so who has jessica fucked?

The GL mythos.

don't they all know each other's secret identities? Why go to a private dinner in your capes?

I guess being a hikikomori is more interesting than what they do with her in every adaptation, which is *checks notes* nothing/environmentalism(...?)

They're not having dinner, they were doing superhero stuff and stepped inside to discuss it, might as well have some pie.

she kissed a few guys she even kissed Batman while he was with catwoman

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>left is bad, right is good

Based and redpilled

Yeah on Tindr you swipe the pictures to chose if you smash or pass

>jess
>shit character
Come on, she aint perfect but she isn't bad.

>I kissed him.
>I know. I like your taste.
>In men?
>Your literal taste.

She's pretty terrible user. We didn't need a new Earth GL anyway, never mind yet another human, and certainly not one as ill-fitting as Jessica. Would anything of value be lost if she never existed, except thirsty waifufags having to look elsewhere for their body pillow inspiration? Not really, no.

Either Selina is a cuckquean or she really gets off on threesomes

>ill-fitting as Jessica
She does the whole overcoming fear in this case anxiety it's different

The Volthoom ring arc was a good story but it should have either ended there or veered off in a way that made her become something other than yet another Green Lantern.

Both the volthoom arc and Dogfucker's GL justifies Jess.

Sure she didn't need to exist but if we gonna have someone i do prefer her to be one.

>Overcoming fear
What a controversial and brave idea for a Green Lantern.

She's unnecessary and doesn't bring anything new to Earth GLs except she has tits, which is pretty fucking boring considering things like Maths equations can be Lanterns. She's just a shit character user.

>What a controversial and brave idea for a Green Lantern.
Read the rest of the line you fuck
> in this case anxiety

>She's unnecessary
If you can tell a good story with her, which people have, then she's necessary.

Jess should've never stopped being Power Ring instead of a Green Lantern, otherwise fuck off.

No one because JESS IS PURE. A lot of writers have tried pairing her up with other characters though but none have ever stick.

That's exactly what I'm saying. We didn't need any more GLs, especially ones that don't fit being a GL as much as Jessica. She can be waifubait somewhere else, away from any big stories. I want a goddamn alien GL that's an actual character in the Earth sector.

Could be both. You never know.

She's a fucking slut user. You're so pathetic even your fictional waifu cucks you.

She hasn't fucked anyone.

>especially ones that don't fit being a GL as much as Jessica
But she does fit as a GL.

I'm sorry that your waifu is trash user, but she is obviously a total slut.

It's the political commentary you doofus

>made her become something other than yet another Green Lantern.
She should be the emerald empress. You can even retool her origin to the eye of ekron instead of Volthoom.

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>Maybe game respects game
I really hope people aren't paid to write this.

I don't remember this, what comic run is this from?

Batman and Catwoman. Priest confirmed.

>Her bf who cucked her and she accepted it, still hanging out with him and his new gf (before the murder)
>Barry Allen
Attracted to:
>Nightwing
>Simon
>John Stewart
>Random black dude at Simon's party, but she manages to upstage herself

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I wonder why actual strip clubs haven't done this yet

It’s a niche, but it exists. But because it’s a niche the girls tend to be b-tier and you can only find em in major cities with a lot of people flow.

Or rather you could, now with streaming cam girls are on the up and strip clubs are on the down.

There's definitely been a Wonder Woman stripper sometime somewhere

I mean Dr Light once hired hookers dressed chicks hes raped so prolly

Justice league vs suicide squad

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I really think Guy x Jess could work out

Like big tits, woman on woman action is classic goto for appealing to male audience.

It just has a duo use for SJW inclusiveness as well.

Theme nights.

Otherwise too much effort for what will effectively be the same payout. Besides, prior to online, the real money in stripping was working the bars.

Aren't these all domestic terrorists in universe?

Wait I thought the Lantern Corp was all about willpower and strength of will. What is going on here?

>What is going on here?
Having anxiety doesn't mean a lack of will.

Odyssey is canon though.

in 52 weeks they already retconned the Eye of Ekron to be a form of primitive green lantern power ring and Ekron being an ancient Green Lantern.

She's incredibly lonely, but also awkward and too anxious to go to bars and has few friends to go out with. She's exactly the Tinder type.

Then it got retconned.

That's not the cartoon version, original Starfire was always confused by Earth customs and had to be told about some things.

The cartoon is way over the top to the point of her being retarded but the core of the character has always been about an alien who is learning to fit in with a very different culture.

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She's a big girl.

Well at least you can expect Bendis to totally ignore that

Right, and she's been fitting in for almost 50 years

There are always going to be new cultural things she doesn't know about. Such as Tinder. It's not like she sits on Twitter all day, she would get most of those references from her friends, such as Jessica.