>Everyone can wear the mask!
>as long as you were bitten by a radioactive spider!
Everyone can wear the mask!
Isaac Collins
Colton Powell
Nobody cared who he was til he put on the mask.
Adam Adams
>everyone can have a spiderwaifu
>as long as you disregard she is into spidermen
Liam Allen
Out of all the heroes to choose for this message, Spider-Man is the weirdest option.
Easton Murphy
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Oliver Cooper
>as long as you were bitten by a radioactive spider!
Spider ham was bitten by a pig
And 2099 was a experiment accident.
Tyler James
>as long as you were bitten by a radioactive spider!
I was bit by a radioactive spider and all I got was Lymphoma!
James Wood
Noir wasn't bitten, was he?
Thomas Robinson
Yea Forums, where everything has to have a NickJr-tier "moral" or it risks being misunderstood, and metaphors are a foreign concept.
May this board never change.
Brody King
>I didn't see Ratatouille
Jason Mitchell
Who would be the best hero for this? Batman?
Camden Miller
>in Alt-U the hero White Stag protects the technologically advanced nation of Evropa hidden in the savage wilds of the Northlands from outsiders that seek it's technology
I wrote this as a joke but realized it's actually apt in describing the current situation in Europe
Jordan Hernandez
>Thinking about metaphors and themes is hard and stuff. I just want to gorge on lore. Lore's easy.
Yeah. This isn't a problem that's intrinsic to Yea Forums. Tasteless forumites are a dime a dozen.
David Ward
He was bitten by a mystic spider.
William Lee
Honest question, why would anyone want to wear the mask? Who in his right mind would choose that?
Becoming Spiderman has literally brought him nothing but death and misery. Peter Parker's life would be objectively better if he was never bitten by that fucking spider.
Why the hell would you want to be a Spider-person, even if you had the A-tier powers? He's poor, his career's going nowhere, his first love was impregnated and then murdered by his nemesis, he had a breakup with his wife, and he's still swinging around in his 40s.
That's not something to aspire to. It's actually really sad.
Lucas Harris
This. Being a supervillain would actually be more rewarding, and more fun, than being Spiderman. And being a supervillain is generally a shitty idea, too.
Anthony Evans
Why? Generally the heroes don't kill lest they become just like you and breaking out of prison seems easy enough for the villains.
Carter Turner
Pretty sure spider pig was bit by a pig
Liam Perry
Penis loves all men
Alexander Jackson
That's why I want the sequel to include Hobie Brown who starts off as Prowler
And then becomes Spider-Punk
Or maybe the other way around
Angel Richardson
Pete's life is worse than it needs to be. It's a well-touched upon character trait of his that he overcompensates by accepting way TOO much responsibility. He doesn't delegate, doesn't play well with other heroes, doesn't trust the police or firemen to do their jobs. Hell, part of the first SpOck run was him building gadgets to help the police and firemen respond to minor things faster. Pete could do things like that, but he doesn't, because he's got a pathological need to do everything himself until there's no time for anything that actually makes him happy.
Carter Sanders
The hypocricy really hits when you realize that the crooks Spidey beats up could have been upstanding citizens had their upbringing been better.
Parker Mitchell
It’s not that everyone can wear the mask, it’s anyone can wear the mask.
Jordan Gonzalez
WITH GREAT POWER COMES GREAT RESPONSIBILITY FOR FUCKS SAKE
Ian Mitchell
good movie but i had this thought as well
Oliver Edwards
white stag isn't doing a very good job