Meanwhile at the hall of doom....
Legion of Doom Thread
Isaiah Murphy
Tyler Gonzalez
Order! I call this meeting if the legion of doom to order!
William Carter
Can’t believe it took this long to get an invitation
Dominic Martin
Yeah lemme get a medium thick crust with pepperoni and summa that crumbly bacon.
Eli Taylor
Me hungry. When we break for lunch?
Tyler Fisher
Now then as some of you may already be aware, were currently under threat of a lawsuit from a certain DOCTOR who has apparently gotten a trademark on the word doom. So the subject of today's meeting will be discussing alternative names for our organization.
Kevin Cruz
CHEETAH! Stop leaving hairballs and fur everywhere! Do you know how many vacuums we've gone through so far this year alone?
Gavin Brown
MONDAY_TUESDAY_WEDNESDAY_THURSDAY_FRIDAY_SATURDAY_SUNDAY
Dylan Richardson
Now that that's out of the way, can Doom actually do that? How much money is he making every time someone types/says Doom?
Dominic Bennett
I'm gonna say it...
Doom
Jack Harris
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Matthew Sullivan
Any good heists going on?
Isaiah Peterson
>*Ca-Chink*
Ah, another deposit into my bank account. Trademarking DOOM has proved to be a most excellent idea.
Easton Nelson
IS IT TOO MUCH TO ASK FOR A DECENT PAIR OF PANTS?!
Julian White
Doom I swear to darkseid if you don't leave right now I'm going to drop a singularity bomb on latveria!
Ethan Scott
>*Ca-Chink*
Keep digging your grave Luthor. By next week this time I shall be able to buy all stocks of Lexcorp with my trademark royalties
Adam Barnes
I'm pretty sure that guy's from another universe, and that doesn't really count.
But if uh. Any of you guys wanna give US some money. I mean I'm okay with that. We were kindof around for like a decade and junk before you guys and all...
Kevin Powell
Brainiac you are a living super computer how is it that you can't get your own pants?
Ryan Diaz
At last horde prime has become an new and official member of the legion, I should thank my brother on that one,
Luther, we haven't meet but you probably already know about my brother hordak and his bone faced apprentice of his.
Anthony Price
Who the hell are you? A rejected power rangers villain?
Michael Lee
I invented Zyklon B.
Adrian Torres
YOU DARE QUESTION THE GREAT HORDE PRIME!?!
Anyway I joined yesterday thanks to hordak contacting me about shredder trying to go to dimension x which I did, also he told me to say that you suck.
Ryan Perry
>"SKKRT SELF DESTRUCT IN 5 DAYS 21 HOURS 17 MINUTES AND 44 SECONDS"
Jonathan Nguyen
This things still going, turn it off, is there any bomb expert here within the legion?
Kevin Wright
That needs to be fixed. It's doing a great deal to annoy me, yeeesss.
Asher Jones
Do IEDs count?
Hunter Turner
You seem to be a worthy member of the legion, why aren't you the leader than?
Blake Stewart
Sure,go for it
Eli Williams
Oh look, target practice.
Sebastian Lee
Look I know how to put a makeshift shape charge, nail bomb and homemade thermit but this looks a bit advanced for me. How about we get Braniac on this, he has tons of info on the subject right?
Yo Brainy! You got any info on bombs?! We got a situation here.
Jaxson Fisher
Do you wish for me to take care of the bomb in his place? I know my brother hordak can't, perhaps his bone faced apprentice might have knowledge as well but this seems to be ingraved within the main system.
Henry Cook
Because I'm not the one handling the budget!
A bomb is an explosive weapon that uses the exothermic reaction of an explosive material to provide an extremely sudden and violent release of energy. Detonations inflict damage principally through ground- and atmosphere-transmitted mechanical stress, the impact and penetration of pressure-driven projectiles, pressure damage, and explosion-generated effects.
The only situation of my concern is a lack of pants!
Levi Cruz
Violet needs cock badly.
Evan Rodriguez
I'm almost done here.
Noah Reyes
Goddamnit you're useless Braniac, Superman must have hit you too hard too many times
Seems to be so my man. Either Lex and the smart alecks fix this or we all run away before it blows and make a new HQ.
Chase Rogers
HERO SPOTTED
>Vaporizers with energy crossbow
You should thank yourselves that I'm even here
Isaiah Rogers
Get the fuck out, I saw her first!
NYAH
Cooper Lewis
YOUR HERE?!?
KNOW YOUR PLACE KELDOR!! YOUR JUST AS GUILTY AS MY BROTHER HORDAK!
Wyatt Williams
Ugh i step out for 5 minutes to get a bagel and this is what weve devolved into. I need a drink.
Nathan Stewart
Thank God you're here, Lex!
I can't find my pants.
Mason Johnson
Look, if I remotely defuse the bomb with this device, do I get some pants?
Did you leave to get me some pants?
A missing pair of pants?
Intriguing...
Cooper Foster
Brainiac has them obviously
Hunter Gutierrez
Lex, why haven't we just killed or eaten him? Have we really sunk so low?
Evan Campbell
Why do you have so many pairs of pants, Brainiac?
Austin Lewis
Hopefully you do so, otherwise joining the legion will be a waste of time
Ah we meet in person this time, if you really aren't etherian, would you destroy the eternian system with the horde?
Jason Young
I'm starting to think he eats them. Either that or he makes love to them.
Charles Bennett
Because, I'm still looking for the nicest pair of pants, there is no point in having pants if they're not the nicest!
Matthew Peterson
>Ah we meet in person this time, if you really aren't etherian, would you destroy the eternian system with the horde?
Depends. How many of your enemies are dumbshit kids that can easily be manipulated into awakening some Crystals?
Asher James
I think you look good in your speedo, Brainiac.
Logan Garcia
Why don't you just *make* pants for yourself? Just use your database from all the worlds you collected to make the perfect pair.
Thomas Scott
giganta has big problem
Noah Fisher
Who's the father giganta?
John Long
WOULD YOU CARE TO FIND OUT
>snaps fingers, about 50 horde troppers burst into the main hall
We're leaving to etheria, come along for the fireworks for she ra and her rebellion will crumble to dust!
Nolan Sanders
Can you guys take this shit elsewhere, we're trying to have a very serious and mature conversation.
About pants.
Elijah Torres
And bombs. Anyone figure how to stop it from blowing us up?
Eli Parker
Because he's a dumbass. Which is hilarious, given he prides himself as a 12th level intellect. At this point, he makes even Grundy look smarter than him.
Oh goody! Don't worry, mister. Your little girl problem will be over with soon.
Oh please. You and I both know Brainiac is just going to shove them up his ass again.
Xavier Sullivan
>Horde troppers apprehend fish people
My apologies they are quite aggressive.
Aaron Davis
Your compliment is accepted Batman, but how the hell did you get in here anyway?
An astute suggestion, but where do I get the materials?
Kevin Brown
Did somebody say crumble to dust?
Juan Ramirez
Why is there a large Darth Vader helmet down here?
Josiah Taylor
...Don't you have energy to matter converters? And 5D Printers?
Ryder Murphy
thought black manta was vibrator
Dominic Wood
The Shredder keeps sending Scathan hateful mail over email, and he messed up Scathan's bunk and put yellow flipnotes all over every surface.
Scathan liked it here but now things are just becoming unbearable. Scathan is moving out. Scathan is gonna go get his friends Eternity and Hawk God and then detonate this universe for making Scathan unhappy.
Ryder Perry
Hello yes, I'm Mr. Snrub, and, I come from someplace FAR away.
yes, that'll do
Anyway, I have the perfect plan to bring down those heroes we all blabber on about hating, but in order to pull it off, I'll need you all to invest money in the local nuclear power plant.