From this week's Rick and Morty comic

He is but we're seeing a new Civil War between the two parties like never seen before.

So it's more like the 0.5% trying to stop the other 0.5% but they're both so bad at it and the fight is more akin about who fucks up the least in the eyes of the public.

>I feel sorry for them, but not because Fortnite doesn’t seem fun. It just can’t be as entertaining as the real thing. By real thing I don’t mean the combat featured in the game. I mean a memorable activity from the summer of 1980, when I was 9. I mean, quite literally, 'fort night.'

No, that's why he doesn't want to show his tax returns.

He's ashamed of the size of his bank account, his hands, and, if a porn star is to be believed, his dick.

I didn't know that Trump only earned 120,000$ a year. That's the US top 10%.

His ex wife said he had a decent sized dick. I mean if your ex is willing to say that, it must be pretty nice.

When we talk about conspiracy 1% it is the wealth of the world elite not the country elite.

Oh. You do know that you only need to earn 33,000$ per year to be in the global 1%?

I mean she married Trump

>who fucks up the least in the eyes of the public
You are going to become like Britain

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Politicians are becoming more and more intentionally offensive though.

What a pretentious comment.

>RRRREEEEE ZOOMERS NEED TO GET IFF THEIR IPHONES AND STOP PLAYING THE FORTNIGHT GO! THEY SHOULD GO OUTSIDE AND PLAY PICK UP STICKS AND HOOP ROLLING
Let me guesss, the same people that wrote op also wrote those newspaper comics about boomers lecturing zoomers about books?

See it's funny because he is a grandpa in the show.

>Trumpdorian
>Looks like your typical leftist soiboi
What? If he had a fedora and neckbeard maybe, but then he wouldn't be doing that zoomer dance.
Do she's a gold digger. She's seen many dicks, so I believe her.

No, Donald Trump is worth negative several million dollars. Everything he owns is on loan from Deutch Bank which only gives him money through Russian endorsement in exchange for the use of his businesses as money laundering operations.

His ex is probably under an NDA in regards to his dick just like everyone he slept with, that's why the Stormy case was such a big deal, she had to fight a legal battle just to be allowed to accurately described Trump's dick (small and mushroom shaped among unshaved pubes).

>NDA about dicks
This made me chuckle.

>fortnite good mom paid me all the EPIC costumes and Ninja is SO funny OMG *cringe*

Here is what she signed, google it.

>Without obtaining [the husband’s] written consent in advance, [the wife] shall not directly or indirectly publish, or cause to be published, any diary, memoir, letter, story, photograph, interview, article, essay, account, or description or depiction of any kind whatsoever, whether fictionalized or not, concerning her marriage to [the husband] or any other aspect of [the husband’s] personal, business or financial affairs, or assist or provide information to others in connection with the publication or dissemination of any such material or excerpts thereof.

>hehe tinyhands mushroompenis
You have to back to r*ddit

Is that young Rusty Venture?

Old people hate everything popular.

>conservacucks dont understand jokes that aren't in meme form
as expected from someone who supports a fat ugly retarded new york grifter worth negative millions of dollars because he is such an objective financial disaster

I feel like you are a drumpf supporter falseflagging.

What about the statement that you're replying to makes it seem like it was written by a Trump supporter?

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How can boomers have such a lack of self awareness in 2019?
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What's northernlion doing in the Rick and Morty comics?

The nitpicking in response to a blatant joke about Trump. Nobody else would give a fuck.

Such is democracy

You mean the person who backed up the joke with proof that Trump made his wife sign an NDA?

thecut.com/2018/09/donald-trump-stormy-daniels-penis-toad-mario-kart.html

Our president's dick has been officially likened to Toad.

So... Literally everyone in the USA is a top 1%?

What a time to be alive

>implying rick wouldn't do the floss

Not literally everyone in the United States makes 17/hour. But yes, the amount needed to be earned annually to make someone a part of the global 1% is lower than most people expect.

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the 1% overlords literally could not give less of a shit who sits in the oval office as long as his or her ass keeps the American people's attention generally away from them.

FUCK YOU, RICK
WE LIKE FORTNITE WE LIKE FORTNITE WE LIKE FORTNITE WE LIKE FORTNITE WE LIKE FORTNITE WE LIKE FORTNITE WE LIKE FORTNITE WE LIKE FORTNITE

have you seriously not even caught whiff of what roiland's done or has been doing during the hiatus or whatever? why would this be a surprise?
the show's been shit past season 1

What has been happening during hiatus?

>he doesn't want to show his tax returns

The media aleady show their tax returns...twice

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How is it possible to go this off model with those hideous character designs

From the 90's, and it took YEARS to get them.

>His ex is probably under an NDA in regards to his dick
That's so stupid I'm on the verge of believing it. I mean. I've seen stranger deals with it came to divorce papers.

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>His ex wife said he had a decent sized dick
Wasn't this a case of him saying she said that, rather than her directly saying it?

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