Elves are disgusting creatures.
Elves are disgusting creatures
Charles Flores
Henry Richardson
Netflix shills are disgusting creatures.
Cooper Richardson
Elves are for rape only.
Samuel Fisher
The idea that any race except for Humans exist is awful. This is a world for Humans, everything else is in the way.
Jacob Gonzalez
Claudia please leave.
Juan Jones
Haha yeah
Disgusting
Landon Ramirez
"#WOKE" SJW pandering garbage
Christopher Rivera
When the fuck is season 3?
Evan Cruz
soon
it will be the season with Rayla giving into her lust and raping Callum
Lucas Moore
sometime in july I'd bet
Ayden Bailey
Alright, listen to me, you knife eared piece of shit.
Ryder Murphy
Why can’t humans, elves and dwarves all just get along?
They should come together in friendship and deal with the real menace: Filthy Orcs.
Easton Brooks
I'd marry her nonetheless.
Josiah Harris
he belongs to Claudia though
Caleb Foster
Claudia go back to your brother
Nathaniel Jackson
Why not both?
Connor Williams
She made her choice
Jaxon Russell
She did nothing wrong.
Liam Sanchez
Hey i can post this again!
Lincoln Stewart
She is so fucking cute.
Luis King
Cameron Johnson
this show looks terrible and lazy
Logan Young
i want this elf to do horrible things to me
Jason Peterson
Xavier Gomez
It looks more like a bottom. So if you mean wring every ounce of sperm from your dry husk of a body than yes, he will.
Michael Robinson
>Oh spirits! All these greasy, fetid smelling humans want to defile my nubile elven body with their various fluids!
>Why am I so wet?
Liam Flores
He's clearly a switch, he's a master of all the elements after all
Mason Evans
why am I hard?
Landon Reyes
Fill in the blank.
Viren did _____ wrong
Caleb King
Viren did himself wrong
Nathan Cox
>I know why.
Carter Robinson
I have no doubt the knights would have bred her if cute mute wasn't there to protect her
Blake Walker
Caleb Myers
Nathaniel Roberts
What about bears?
Evan Wilson
Actually sweaty, this is a tiefling
Dylan Baker
See, but, it's original because three fingers.
Asher Green
Camden Hall
I wonder if we can improve them by interbreeding with them
William Evans
Half human and half shit is still shit.
Nicholas Jenkins
yeah, how they go about their days just molesting humans is intolerable and disgusting
Jack Baker
>Claudia will never enslave Rayla and break her will until she pleads for mercy and admits elves are inferior to human
It's not fucking fair.
Logan Wilson
Elf butt.
Robert Allen
>not defining her pit at all
Shame. At least draw a line or something.
Ayden Williams
And making cookies in a tree.
Cooper Sanchez
Elves are for breeding
Asher Thompson
...but it's not rape if it's an elf.
Dominic Green
You can tell elven females are meant to be dominated by human males. Setting aside the generally slender form (mass almost inherently wins), the lack of the support digit gives the human hand more control. Their men probably just want war fearing their women want to be taken by strong, hirsute, superior males.
Levi Moore
They should form an Alliance to deal with the Hordes of orcs ruining everything. For Azeroth!
Thomas Jackson
Jaxson Scott
I don't get the pic?
Jonathan Turner
Did somebody say "elves"?
Michael Bailey
>want to draw Rayla
>just started a comic
>chock full of shit that gets me hard and giggling like a maniac at work
I am a rather sick man, I think.
Joshua Cruz
You're with friends. Share please :3
Camden Jackson
I will continue to post this untill we get more
Brandon Murphy
living the dream
Jaxson Foster
More what specifically?
Leo Roberts
I like the "Humaned" theme.
I want to see Arwen next.
Connor Evans
Really?
Mason Jenkins
Elves deserve extermination. Any user who tells you otherwise is a filthy traitor. If you desperately want to fuck an elf, go get yourself a femboy.
Trust me, you'll feel really bad about your penis size once you compare it to a female elf penis.
Benjamin Morales
Not elf, but...hot off the drawthread
Matthew Collins
See, the possibilities are endless
>Underwear on her head
Mighty Kekkles
Kevin Powell
No we aren't.
Luis Rodriguez
Puck go home you're still grounded.
Robert Brooks
Sure is.
Owen Sullivan
What do you think they smell like? Haha
Kayden Young
Whose the artist?
Kayden Lopez
Your friendly neighborhood drawfag
>I want to see Arwen next
She's on her way, user.
Jeremiah Cox
You beautiful man
Eli Butler
Bears are cool.
Camden Adams
Do you have a gallery somewhere?
Evan Flores
>elves
>inferior
Elves are literally designed in fantasy to be literal ubermensche versions of the human species. Like, that literally what elves are supposed to be.
Adam Myers
>this was actually a post from the official twitter account
so is this, who is in charge of it to begin with?
Zachary Mitchell
I will never no stop saying why the fuck they went that route of 4 digits hands
Grayson Ramirez
ok then
Ryan Rivera
Damn elves stealing away our men
discord.gg
Jack Phillips
I still haven't seen this series. Is it any good or do people only care because of waifus?
Andrew Gutierrez
>Elves are literally designed in fantasy to be literal rapetoy® versions of the human species. Like, that literally what elves are supposed to be
FTFY
Owen Wilson
Like a 70/100 not counting waifubait?
Landon Clark
this remake of Avatar is turning ok Aaron, keep it up
Levi Williams
Shit animation shit show.
Brandon Long
well at least there is now white people on it
Benjamin Myers
God this denial. If elves were real humans would have been driven to extinction centuries ago.
Adrian Howard
They're on the booru, though they could use some more tags for easier searching.
Cameron Wood
>God this denial. If elves were real humans would have been driven to enslave and treat them as cock sleeves® centuries ago.
Ftfy
Landon Jones
Dylan Bailey
>Begone wench! I have protected my virginity for 30 years and I shall protect it for 100 more!
Jack Allen
Why is there not a single decent human male in this series? MC is dweeb, knight is dumb as a brick, mage is "evil" etc.
Ayden Brooks
Zachary Hughes
Mage is not evil. And knight is intelligent, just not book smart.
Henry Cox
Friendly reminder that there is matriarchy between dark elves solely because dark elf males are fucking manlets who can't fight females. Human male, however, stronger than female dark elf so they can't force him doing shit unless he wants to. I mean, if any human wanted he could be the king of Underdark.
Jordan Jackson
They have high tier magic
Joseph Rogers
Luis Campbell
Did she Micky his drink to get him to explode her treasure horde?
Henry Brooks
Fun fact: there was a house that was not so secretly breeding with humans, maintaining a larger physique, until the war of the spider queen.
Xavier White
Now we got a probably force-sensitive goblino in the ST
Jace Richardson
Taldeer is also an ideal candidate.
Maybe have Macha get rejected
Jaxon Lopez
What did you say fucking nigger?
Nathaniel Torres
Why does this character confuse people so much?
She's either
A:Adopted
B:The result of a previous relationship with a man
C:Result of sperm donation
You realize Callum himself is Harrick's wife's son so why is this difficult to imagine being the same situation with loli queen?
William Morgan
I stopped watching rebels around season 3 did those two actually have a kid?
William Thomas
Funny, as important as this was to comics, almost nobody knows it exists now.
Jack Russell
It doesn't confuse people, people just don't like it cause they hate beautiful same sex relationships.
Ian Morris
Its explained on season 4 finale
Hunter Taylor
I know this must vary from setting to setting but generally, aren't Elves slow breeders? Wouldn't that screw them in the end?
Jack Bennett
There would be a huge tech gap so it wouldnt matter. Elves are supposed to be near perfect demigod beings that are better than men in almost every way. It really makes no sense in most fantasy settings why elves arent the dominate race. At least tes explains it by tiber septium finding a dwarven god robot
Justin Bennett
The gold standard of the human like elf, as opposed to fairy, is Tolkien, and his elves where nowhere near perfect, despite their prowess.
He also had human or dwarf characters that were on their level.
Joseph Lee
Weren't Tolkien elves on the brink of societal collapse by the time of the War of The Ring?
Daniel Myers
Yes, more or less. Years of war with the lesser races drained their strength. Only the rulers had high tier magic anymore and they held onto it mostly through their rings. That being said, dwarfs and men could fight them on even footing for most of their history.
Nathan Sanders
What? Even settings with high powered elves like Warhammer Fantasy have elves only as a contender for top dog, with their own share of fuck ups and humiliations. Slaan outdid then in magic and Dwarfs were better soldiers, for example. Hell, the single most powerful non divine or daemonic character in that setting is Nagash, a human.
The only setting with absolute Donut Steele tier elves I can think of is Eragon, and nobody wants to open that can of worms.
Gabriel Lewis
Why does fantasy wank so much to elves when they should be wanking to dwarves? Will we ever get an animated dwarf kino?
Robert Bennett
Elves are for creators to wank over
Dwarfs are for the fans to wank over
However, what they SHOULD be wanking over are pails of water
Ryan Ward
Don't the elves get exterminated by the evil king though?
Gavin Green
Through asspull, yes.
Though I won't deny how hilarious it is.
Brody Sanders
Snow White kind of taints animated Dwarfs.
William Thomas
Galbatorix 2020, we'll build a wall around Du Weldenvarden and make the Varden pay for it.
Jesus, I can barely believe I remembered those names from those godawful books. The first was pretty good iirc, but it just went downhill from there.
Ian Parker
What's his face Eragon's cousin with the hammer was pretty baller
Henry Gonzalez
The Roran chapters were easily the best parts of the later books. How do you not only go from that to shit like Eragon turning into an elf mulatto, but many times over?
Ethan Nguyen
No.
The vast majority of Elves were doing the same shit they always had.
Most of their race never went back to Middle Earth after the first time they reached the Undying Lands.
Some never even reached there. Out in the oceans there is a race of Elves who never even went there. The first time they saw water they decided their civilization would forever live on boats while they explored the world.
There’s Dark Elves who refused to join the kingdoms of the Elves in Middle Earth and never interacted in any way with the rest of the world.
The three Elf kingdoms that actually do shit are mostly full of refugee populations from the kingdoms destroyed in the wars against Melkor and Sauron. Galadriel’s are fed up woth Middle Earth and want to just go home, but were waiting for her to declare its time. Elrond’s are depleted militarily and he sees mankind as being ready for ownership of Middle Earth anyway, regardless of them being ready for it. Thranduil never wanted anything to do with anyone else, but unlike the Dark Elves he coudn’t avoid getting drug into it all since the forces of evil are fucking parked on his front lawn. Eventually though the Wood Elves succeed at hiding away from the world, with only some of their population leaving for the Undying Lands.
Eli Hill
This is straight from /tg/‘s wiki:
The "family" tree of elven ancestry so far is as follows:
The Telari are the ancestors of the Sindar, Falathrim, and Nandor/Laiquendi. They love the sea, and even during the Sundering many decided to island-hop and explore the watery parts of the world with the Maiar Ossë.
Sindar are the Telari who never reached Aman, but were given knowledge of the wonders of Alan by their king Elwe, who had been one of the elf ambassadors to Aman. They are called Grey Elves as they were more enlightened than their Avari cousins but still hadn’t received the full benefit of Aman’s blessings. They formed one of the more powerful elf kingdoms until it was destroyed, where the surviving Sindar decided to rule over the lesser Nandor. Sindarin is the dominant elvish language used in Middle Earth.
The Nandor are Elves who went south when the Telari reached the river Anduin (the one from the movie with the two giant statues with raised hands) for unknown reasons. They drop out of history until suddenly reappearing later, lead by an Elf king named Denethor (one of several characters of that name) when he heard Elves nearby had established a kingdom named Doraith. The Nandor settled the city of Ossiriand which became the kingdom of Lindon until Denethor was later killed by Orcs, whereupon the Nandor became known as the Laiquendi, or Green Elves, and their kingdom absorbed into Doraith. The Nandor who did NOT relocate to Doraith became known as Wood Elves, or Silvan Elves, and established their own kingdoms. The average Tolkien moviegoer would know them as almost all of the Elves seen in the Hobbit and LotR trilogies, including Galadriel (who is of mostly Noldor descent) and Legolas.
Angel Carter
Falathrim are simply the Elves who loved the sea so much they remained a naval power in Middle Earth. After their kingdom was destroyed they joined the Nandor in Lindon, thus also becoming the Laiquendi.
While it may seem that the Avari would be important later given they're given importance enough to mention, they aren't. They remain wild and feral, one of their member is literally called a Dark Elf when he's namedropped later, but for all intents and purposes the Avari are a dropped plot in canon Tolkien work. They may be evil or good, but their fate is 100% unknown.
As you will see, the Ñoldor are something of the historical fuckups of the Elves. On one hand they are great warriors, great smiths, great artists, great lovers (in the non-sexual sense), and literally shaped most of the history of early Middle Earth. But on the other, they are the only group of Elves even slightly corruptible, due to their impulsive natures and desire to see and experience and learn. It's worth noting that according to Christopher Tolkien, the Ñoldor were originally supposed to be called the Gnomes, but Tolkien early on decided against it because he didn't figure people would be able to divorce the idea of the tiny jolly lawn ornaments from his elf Saxtons and used his skills with linguistics to create the more nerdy plz nerf number of words kthx respectable-sounding Ñoldor.
After some time Melkor pretended to have reformed, but immediately set to work stirring up trouble again, starting by corrupting his caged Elves into Orcs. The Vanyar were uninterested in him or his promises of power and gain, the Telari were useless in his eyes given they had little potential for warfare or interest in his non-ocean gifts, but the Ñoldor were corruptible in their unending desire for knowledge.
Austin Lee
Source: 1d4chan.org
I’d use a more credible source, but it would take far more posts.
Henry Bell
ive been trying to find them all ever since i stumbled across one issue a while ago . why was it so important to commics
Gabriel Smith
Now despite most of the population of the current kingdoms being refugees, Elf society is fluid and resources are plentiful.
Human refugees burden your supplies, and displace locals. Elves already had fluid societies where you just live with kingdoms that share your mindset, and all Elves were taught by the beings who made the universe how to keep their resources stocked. Hence single bites of Elf bread given freely to anyone keeping you fed like a full meal. Elves also value things differently, treating gossip and any music like you are paying with gold for services. The only thing they really lust for is beauty, but gold coins or nuggets mean as much as the dust for paint pigment does to an art collector dealing in Monet paintings.
Again, the only issue is that the Elves saw themselves as mere caretakers of Middle Earth while humanity matured. Most just want to go back to their real home or be left alone in the woods and mountains. One leader was delaying the return because she wasn’t sure if mankind could stand on its own two feet yet, but when a Hobbit (a cousin race to humans) resisted the Ring better than herself she decided it was time. The other is bitter, knowing the true nature of humanity because his father was a human and he has seen the race at both its best and worst, and knows Elves can’t really help humans anymore.
They aren’t “on the verge of collapse”. They know the fate of the world and the prophesy song of time is nearing the point where Elves are no longer mentioned in Middle Earth, and don’t want to be there anymore anyway.
Josiah Garcia
Richard and Wendy Pini were the first pillar of modern independent comics.
Cerberus The Aardvark proved it could be profitable. But they proved it could even be done.
David Diaz
Based and water pilled
Benjamin Cook
>Lolth wants male slaves as sacrifices
>Eilistraee is goddess of freedom
Why can't the drow have a gentle femdom goddess?
Grayson Rivera
If anything, she'll just drop her spaghetti. Especially when Callum gets an elf disguise
William Bailey
I think an issue with this series is a lack of Dwarfs or an equivalent like Trolls or Gorons.
Something sturdy with a practical mindset and aversion to magic.
The classic trinity exists for a reason, and it would make the seem a lot less one sided considering the Elves are in bed with the fucking Dragons.
Something about the Elf wankery feels kind of off, maybe we will get some grand revelation soon, idk.
Jordan Hernandez
This ended within the last few years didn't it?
David Watson
I don’t think so.
Its “ended” like six times. The longest after they let their buddy write some stuff and he turned it into a pedo book and outed himself in the process.
Also that time they let another buddy turn it into a space opera before pulling the plug and making a rule about there being no stories set in the far future.
Christian Jones
>Callum's elf disguise turning Rayla on
I really hope this happens
WHERE THE FUCK IS SEASON 3
Jordan Howard
t. Morgoth
Xavier Jones
Jonathan Hughes
do you got a twitter or some such to follow, artist?
Elijah Reyes
Luis Roberts
>Elves have small penises
Probably? They are fuckable either gender
Blake Allen
we dont know what the water elves are like yet either or if they even care about the land war and the elves literally engaging in Trails of Tearing Humans
Jaxson Butler
>he turned it into a pedo book and outed himself in the process
Wait, what?
Christian Baker
Is this part of a larger comic?
Colton Nelson
yes but it isn't finished yet
ask the guy who made it on /aco/
Hudson Edwards
Nolan Cox
Come to think of it, why so little R34 of Arwen?
She's the OG elf waifu, looks like Liv Tyler, and was a ton of people's first Yea Forums crush.
Dylan Lewis
Yea Forums
that's the problem, everyone pictures here differently
Angel Wilson
Was Aaravos the only hung elf
Nathan Harris
Nicholas Jenkins
>Why can't the drow have a gentle femdom goddess?
I might commission such a piece in the future. What features should she have and how should her followers behave?
Wyatt Martinez
why is that artstlye familiar. It kind of looks like that guy who did that Zootopia alt. reality comic a while back
Brandon Morales
obvious calling the goddess their mommy in some way
Isaiah Hill
She's also a bit of a personality void. Just... wistful, I guess. Ethereal. Do you think if you're a Tolkien elf that's being really on-the-nose stereotypical, all that mournful staring and processing through glens and such? That's like an Irishman being a hard drinking scamp or an something?
Asher Fisher
Tokien elves were basically dwarves. Legolas would get wasted and get in drunken fistfights and then fuck all the women in the tavern. Also he is a ginger with a beard
Henry Ortiz
>Party animal Legolas trashes the joint
Damn I should go back and re-read those books again
Luke Williams
Pepsi and regret.
Robert Hall
Google "Barry Blair"...but not on a work or shared computer.
Liam Hill
ffs
Jaxon Hall
Why the fuck would anyone Google that?
Landon Edwards
user seemed to want to know more on the topic, so I offered him the tools (with a warning) to explore the subject.
Justin Wilson
elves are for genocide
Charles Hill
I guess but still.
Tyler Thomas
it really does depend on the setting. in tolkein i don't remember anything about them being slow breeders, but they just didn't bother.
as for the Eldar, "word" is that they are incredibly slow breeders who have to have multiple sessions just to get one pregnancy (though how truthful this is is debatable). the more realistic rate for slow eldar births probably has more to do with Craftworlds being so hung up on slaneesh being born out of eldar pleasure that they abstain as much as they can lest they make her stronger, and the dark eldar are so filled with backstabbing that it's really hard to find someone you trust enough to have a kid with. That being said, actual dark eldar population is supposed to be fucking huge because they created artificial birthing and are constantly pumping out new kids that way, and in the case of the craftworlds even though they're "dying" and "losing millions in battle" their populations...actually seem to be fairly stable.
as for DnD elves i don't know much, but i did hear that pregnancy for dark elf women is a 9 month long series of continuous orgasms, so they tend to pump out kids pretty regularly, but their population is held back by backstabbing and the underdark being about the most dangerous place in existence.
Brody Cook
Tolkien elves could only reproduce once.
Kevin Taylor
And only with consensual sex.
Dylan Wood
u wot m8
Feanor had 3 brothers and 2 sisters.
Jaxson Martin
Elrond had three children.
Jayden Cook
I don't get this image.
Is this Callum finally hitting puberty and lewding what a water elf would look like, or is he imagining what Rayla would look like as a water elf as he always sketches her (and Ezran is imagining her afraid of the water)?
Jayden Reyes
I mean, started a non-Rayla related comic, and my desires are interfering with my project.
Ayden Wright
Caleb Roberts
Looking at that video disappointed me.
The angle of those horns is not conductive for any sort of kinky leverage. And try twisting your wrists like you were trying to hold them while she was facing away. Fuck those things.
Jaxson Morgan
>try to rape a elf in Middle-Earth
>it fucking dies instantly when you stick it in
Its like Tolkien knew the whole "elves are for rape" thing years in advance and prepared his setting accordingly.
Dominic Watson
I came here to say this.
Oliver Bell
Given he survived the Somme, he probably had an inkling of what shit people might come up with.
Ian Allen
Jaxson Murphy
user this is a blue board!
Jackson Gonzalez
Thomas Morris
he's going to call out Claudia's name
Tyler Cox
Owen Nelson
they left a little while back
Easton Nguyen
1. For an elf, Rayla is the most boring part of the show
2. Claudia is the best thing about the show
Facts!
Aaron Green
>elves
>with horns
Adrian Myers
Claudia is the dullest waifu in the history of dull waifus
>a-at least the autism is good
“No!”
Chase Adams
Why is it acceptable for a Paladin to marry a Kobold and she doesn't have to convert to his religion, but unacceptable to marry an Elf even if she does?
Why are people so anti-Elf?
Colton White
Who the fuck sees a kobold and doesn’t want to genocide it?
Noah Jenkins
rude
Elijah Bell
Don't care, just wanna lick her armpits.
Cooper Jones
Literally worse than goblins and, may Grimnir forgive me for uttering this word, Elgi
Nicholas Bell
Has there ever been a case where a Drow was head over heels for someone but she didn't know how to express herself?
Tyler Smith
Viconia in Baldur’s Gate 2.
Admittedly she’s a bit odd by Drow standards. As in refuses to sacrifice babies odd.
Gabriel Jackson
Well yeah
Levi Powell
i got a gun!
Kayden Wright
they are practical!
Samuel Nelson
damn that face is hot
Jaxson Richardson
Andrew Brown
Some Bosmer have horns
Not this one, sorry
Jaxson Myers
inb4 he writes poetry about squats
Tyler Williams
Liriel Baenre from "Daughter of the Drow".
Chase Carter
Zachary Murphy
nobody likes manlets
Ryder Hall
>refuses to sacrifice babies odd
I blame drumpf.
Carter Garcia
YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH ELVES BRO!?!?!? CAUSE ELVES ARE STUNNING AND BEAUTIFUL CREATURES!!!
Joshua Nelson
Go to bed, Beren.
Joshua Gomez
Get the BOOK
Juan Carter
wait is that Hagfish? holy shit he is actually going to finish that comic he posted on /aco/
Lucas Myers
nah thats me
;)
Thomas Ortiz
themanwithnobats?
Samuel Campbell
For what do you need a book for? To lift yourself up a lil bit?
Ryder Edwards
Anthony Nelson
James Powell
who?
Sebastian Garcia
>doing clerical work
>in plate
Wait, do Warhammer dwarves actually wear metal all the time?
Angel Brown
That's the High King, laying down some Grudges
Alexander Adams
>The Drawtfag forgot about this WIP but its still one of my favorites
Benjamin Gray
Just 4U, friend-o.
Feels like I should add something here maybe - sparkly elvish headdress? That pendant she gives to Aragorn? I dunno.
Eli King
Who said anything about MANlets?
Mason Martinez
Warhammer dwarfs are autism personified. To put it in perspective, a century long friendship was once ruined for decades by someone unfairly taking extra loot and not apologising. Said loot was a torn book of poems he never raid and the other dwarf didn't want.
Another dwarf ordered a mountain mined to exhaustion in revenge because an avalanche killed some dwarfs.
Cooper Flores
Could you draw Rayla wrestling with Arwen please? A want to see an elf vs elf catfight. Winner can be whoever.
Jaxson Reed
aeducan is worst warden
Landon Gutierrez
Objective Ranking in terms of impact on the plot is
>Human Noble
>Dwarf Noble
>Mage
>Dwarf commoner
>City Elf
>Daelish Elf
Thomas Russell
What if you wronged the dwarfs in some way but profoundly apologised?
Wyatt Sullivan
>Just dying for it
Good damn, that gave me a good chuckle.
Landon Gray
Who are other good candidates for being HUMANED throughout media ( not just Yea Forums)?
Oliver Williams
They tended to accept if you were willing to make suitable reparations. Sometimes a humble apology was fine if it was an insult, or replacing lost valuables, etc.
One reason Thorgrim was such a successful king was because he was willing to be reasonable with how he resolved grudges, and the fact he didn't pointlessly start new ones if he could avoid it.
Juan Myers
Apologising isn't gonna do it for them. They'd let you pay weregild, if the offense wasn't that big, or a public show of apology if the grudge was over very little.
It is warhammer though, and most of them would prefer that you pay in blood as fast as possible.
Aiden Carter
From Yea Forums, Kerillian, Viconia and Lohanna. The last two are practically canon anyway.
Grayson Howard
Winnie Werewolf ( both Ghoul School and Hotel Transylvania)
Morathi from Warhammer Fantasy.
And my mind has gone blank for some reason which is worrying.
Brody Edwards
>an elf vs elf catfight. Winner can be whoever
It's Rayla all the way. She's athletic and has assassin training, while Arwen is just a pretty princess
Oliver Ward
Pretty much all female elves from Warhammer Fantasy and 40k are candidates for being reamed by big human dicks.
Thomas Sanchez
So hot for human man meat she's willing to give eternal life in the Undying Lands.
I can see the pornhub title:
>Bratty elven not Setp-sister whore take Rohirrim drain balls cum load
Aiden Harris
Starfire comes to mind. Could be fun to have her enthusiastically beaming and waving in her picture.
And I feel like there should be at least one joke inclusion, like the facehugger.
Evan Sanders
Arwen has an immortal perfect body though and centuries of experience. She'd put Rayla in the camel clutch and make her humble.
Andrew Cruz
I'm happy for InCase, shame he's stuck working with CGI instead of traditional animation.
Brody Baker
I suppose once you like for 3000 years you'll pick up how to fight sooner or later.
Jackson even wanted to put her at Helm's Deep, after all.
Ian Howard
Any of the hot alien chicks from Farscape come to mind
Chase Campbell
>Morathi from Warhammer Fantasy.
This would be amazing. What jokey title could be put in there?
Aiden Morales
how about this one
Adam Howard
Callum ah cannae belief ya can spew tha much
like ow ahm supposed tae swallow oaw of this
Grayson Morales
Arwen’s Granddad took out Ancalagon, and she’s no wilting flower herself.
Jacob Powell
Nathan Brown
This done by Andrew Dobson?
Because, not gonna lie, this is pretty good.
Christian Green
We all are.
Jayden Brown
>Kerillian
>Implying she's not thirsty for huntsman dick
Gavin Rivera
to be entirely fair, I feel just the same about the sea. Fuck large bodies of water, if man were meant to swim we'd have gills.
Jaxson Rodriguez
improved
Michael Davis
To be fair, if it came to a fight, water-hating Rayla wouldn't have a chance against her river-summoning finishing move.
Isaac Sullivan
Tolkien actually goes into quite a bit of depth for the sex lives of elves.
Aiden White
Her throat is definitely worth less than a good healing potion.
Wyatt Martin
>Elf catfight
Yes please.
Anybody know what "Say Uncle" is in Elvish?
Gamora
Starfire
M'Ress (she fucked Sulu)
Orion Slave Girl (If you want to get technical about it, the one seen in the credits is actually a human girl telepathically projected to look like an Orion, but the one played by Yvonne Craig is legit and was HUMANED)
Namorita
Katma Tui
Mera (does half human count for HUMANED?)
Power Girl
Jordan Thomas
No no no. Water summoning is against the rules. Has to be hand-to-hand. Unless its to make it a mud wrestling match.
John Diaz
>They die if raped
That's kind of hot.
>There are words for sex and genitalia
What are they?
Nicholas Russell
Maybe on legend.
Cameron Ortiz
>Drunken: “balfaug” in Gnomish (an early version of Sindarin), meaning “thirsty in an evil way”
Feces: “muk” in Quenya and “gorn” in Gnomish
Urine: “mis” in Quenya and “piglin” in Gnomish
Louse: “gwef” in Gnomish
Bitch: “suni” in Quenya and “huil” in Gnomish. It’s referring literally to a female dog, but whatever
Buttocks: “hakka” in Quenya and “hacha” in Gnomish
Breast: “titte” or “tyetse” in Quenya, “tith” in Gnomish
Vulva: “huch” in Gnomish
Penis: “puntl” in Quenya and “gwi” or “gwib” in Gnomish (”gwi” being more archaic/poetic - don’t ask me why the Sindar have a poetic word for penis)
Semen: “milt” in Quenya and “gwaith” in Gnomish
Sex: “pukta/puhta” in Quenya and “hoith” in Gnomish. There’s also the verb equivalent, “pukta” in Quenya and “hoitha” in Gnomish (translated to “to have intercourse with”, plus an extra Gnomish verb “hug-”, meaning “to copulate”)
Nicholas Lee
If you want to go real OG with sci-fi, then C'Mell.
Owen Collins
As a matter of decorum: When throat fucking an elf do you grab the hair or the ears? In Rayla's case horns are also an option.
>Pic unrelated and mostly offensive
Ryan Perry
>Rayla and Arwen exchanging insults with each other in Quenya and Scottish
I don't know why exactly, but I find it hot.
Liam Clark
>Rayla will never be captured and forced to grovel and lick her captor's boots or else lose her horns like the other elf slaves.
Connor Green
Fucking religiousfags. An elf's ears should be the property of their human owner. But instead of heirloom slaves they prefer converts. But anyway
>Not pulling an elves ears
This is common sense user.
Lucas Young
>Breast: “titte”
Elijah Bell
That made me chuckle.
Ryder Butler
I like that she isn't mad he nutted all over her, she is mad at the quantity because she wanted to swallow it all.
>TFW no girl do this for you.
Samuel White
Luis Lee
My ex had a fetish for swallowing cum so this was normal. Although she also wanted to roleplay with me as a fat sweaty rapist and her as an anime girl so idk.
Ian Price
Was your ex a cum stained body pillow?
James Murphy
If she was, I need to get more of those drugs. But yeah, I guess that happens when you date that weird Yea Forums girl from your college trip to comic Con.
Wyatt Gutierrez
name of the artist
Jose Allen
Austin Powell
So humans in this show are actually evil necromancers?
Brayden Jones
DAMN IT I JUST FAPPED
Benjamin Wright
That's the debate, actually. The show lowkey agrees that human magic is awful, but it sorta also agrees that humans are justified in doing so because the elves are just awful to them. Also the humans aren't saints to the elves either, it's a great showing of grey morality. There isn't any true evil, both peoples need to stop being dicks for anything resembling peace to happen.
Wyatt Sanchez
>Rayla and Arwen exchanging insults with each other in Quenya and Scottish
Don't know why either, but it's doing it for me, too.
Luke Perez
Glorfindel was the guy who rescued Frodo in the books.
He's pretty cool too, he liked killing shit so much he found heaven boring so he sailed back so he could kill more shit.
Oliver Sullivan
Saved for life
Jordan Cook
Dylan Anderson
>Arwen: "Nae" tits.
>Rayla's eye go wide.
>Arwen: I've gone too far. I apolo-
>Rayla leaps up and raps her arms and legs around Arwen kissing her desperately.
>Rayla: A've always had a thang for ooldoor women!
Luke Nelson
So by beget they celebrate the day your parents fucked and made you?
Angel Ross
>Rayla: Ah oawlays 'ad a ting for oawldar womin
Thang is more american really
Christopher Cox
Typing out scots English is fucking hard ok?
Jaxon Johnson
I know, there's no hard feelings from me, you're doing great friend
Easton Gomez
TDN Equipable horns:
nexusmods.com
Slot change for the above so you can wear them with helmets:
nexusmods.com
Ryder Price
In the Rogue Trader days, Space Marines could be human/Eldar hybrids.
Thomas Taylor
Ah the olde family tradition of making a snow-elf before going forth and mercilessly exterminatin' some poor wee human sap.
Ryan Jones
Daniel Adams
Thalmor are the worst stealth archers!
Jason Cox
Austin Evans
Yeah there's been a lot of Rayla being Scottish online.
Isaac Lewis
Scottish twitter's not been as good recently. I think they're becoming self aware.
Oliver Rivera
Me.
Andrew Wood
Yeah, scots trying to type scottish is the worst kind of scottish. You got to let it flow naturally
Jackson Brown
Isaiah Brown
First season has super wonky animation with a choppy framerate. Second season improved remarkably and had some great fucking animation in it.
Nicholas Perez
>Rayla
>Arwen
>Elder Scrolls/Warhammer/D&D elves
Take a moment and spare a thought for all the elvish races whose cruel universes haven't allowed them to be sexy, ethereal, fascinating badasses.
These two should become oddball bffs so Arwen can dress Rayla up in pretty princess dresses and laugh at her resulting awkwardness
Jackson Gonzalez
>Just dying for it
Oh fuck you, I was drinking a soda.
Brody Murphy
Liam Sullivan
We need a Dragon Prince version of the bridge scene between Scotsman and Jack.
Ryan Nguyen
Between her and Soren? Considering they're the mostly likely to be frienemies then friends? And swordsmen? I'll see if I can't request it from a drawfag if I remember and care later when sober.
Lincoln Jones
Like when you were a kid and asked your mom for something and she said "we have that at home" but you knew the one at home wasn't the same.
Brayden Myers
OH SHIT I FOUND AN IMAGE OF SEASON 3!
Jackson Sanders
what are you trying to show here? the name of the producers?
Logan Carter
Well, were you fat enough?
Parker Garcia
Based Alfie degenerate
Jayden Garcia
You heard me well, bitch.
Luke Green
Christopher Peterson
I'm so surprised traveling with her this long, he hasn't asked about the ears, or horns. Humans have a leftover desire from childhood to learn about things by touching them (or putting them in their mouth!), no seriously look at toddlers. Most dumbasses that didn't hate her would probably try to touch her horns or ears at some point.
Ian Torres
Angel Kelly
Actually, the guy you're talking about (Illiyan Nastase) wasn't a Space Marine; they just kept larger retinues and allowed muggles into the command center. He was a powerful psyker that bounced around Terra, before, IIRC, doing a tour with the Dark Angels, then heading to Macragge and getting promoted to Chief Astropath. He did wear power armor displaying his position, but he did not receive the gene-seed.
Jordan Harris
better siblings than the fire ones
Bentley Peterson
what if the only way to keep Soren from being paralyzed was to give him a daily bj
Colton Anderson
Easton Robinson
What if Soren is only pretending to be retarded?
Andrew Wright
He is battle smart not books smart
Isaiah Roberts
Now have them wrestle!
Brandon Rogers
Humans are to elves as neanderthal are to humans.
Notice how the neanderthal are the ones that are extinct?
Jaxson Hernandez
the fire one was a good example of sibling rivalry gone (very) bad, this is a good example of sibling love
Nicholas Torres
Gentlemen? A moment, please.
FUCK ELVES. No, not literally Callum, you absolute degenerate.
Julian Reyes
>when you kill an elf
Caleb Rogers
Gentleman I have to say this has been a thread of the highest quality and I am proud to be a part of it with you.
Christian Russell
True and humans have a lot of Neanderthal DNA in them.
Elves may cause humans to go extinct, but humanity will cuck the Elves right to their DNA.
Elijah Lopez
Soren has creative intelligence, (trying to create a ride and loosen it so they fall for instance) but his simple plans fail. Claudia has practical intelligence knowing how to utilize the tools she already has to complete each task.
Julian Ward
>patreon shilling
shit should be banned
Parker Sanders
Bonus points if it involves a camel clutch.
Isaac Hernandez
STFU
Tyler Wilson
Deedlit is cute. CUTE
Eli Clark
*blocks your path*
You're a minority in your own world, fucking cuck lmao
Robert King
Jackson Wood
>is written by Christie Golden
A fate worse than death or even undeath.
Cooper Turner
is there any place where I can watch this show in 1080p? idc if i have to download it, as long as it's not 720poop
Nolan Walker
Jacob Bell
Cooper James
Angel King
Noah Lewis
Unironically yes
>Elves are born about one year after their begetting.[2]:212 The day of their begetting is remembered, not the actual birthday itself, because bringing forth children is an act of will, and it required a "greater share and strength of their being, in mind and in body" than takes place "in the making of mortal children."[2]:212
Juan Baker
Cute mute would make a good princess.
>Ywn dress her up in cute frilly clothes and pamper her all day long.
Why even live?
Wyatt Perry
>Elves are disgusting creatures
Brayden Bell
I might be just an uncultured swine and misunderstood your comment, but by the gods do I hope you meant to reference this:
Part 1
youtube.com
Part 2
youtube.com
First thing that came to my mind when I saw your comment.
Juan Myers
Isaac Rivera
I'm not even into armpits and I want to lick them.
Juan James
They aren't that kind of story user. That's more of a surface elf story. With Drow's it's a "I'm going to rape your ass and you will say 'yes ma'mm, thank you ma'amm!' kind of thing."
Benjamin Powell
Yeah, somebody translated the ancient text of one of the books of dark magic the antagonist is referencing, and the humans in it sounded desperate more than anything. It read something like "With this, maybe we can finally force them (elves) to treat us on something like equal ground."
Angel Bennett
When did all of you realize this was a man, and when did you subsequently realize this wouldn't stop your boner.
Jaxon Rogers
Samuel Martin
Connor Cooper
Wyatt Williams
I knew it was a man right off the bat, but damn is he effeminate.
Tyler Wright
Benjamin Carter
Robert Peterson
poo anime
Liam Jones
>yfw Sorin is still the warrior poet next season
Gabriel Howard
so is Not!Sokka going to fuck the moon this time?
Nathan Lopez
Jayden Mitchell
Anime traps are superior ;)
Ethan Foster
Levi Myers
Justin Perry
>Yfw magic dad likes his poems.
Gavin Brooks
>Soren’s poem gives his dad a solution for the problem at hand.
Nathaniel Wright
>gets captured by elves
>they let him go after he gives a rousing poem
Jose Wright
Elves are the ones raping humans. Especially young boys.
Joseph Watson
Damn. Been a while since an image made me stand at attention. Fuck erogenous zones, that's way more lewd.
Cooper Turner
I want to fug that elf.
Julian Perez
Go to bed, Callum
Liam Brooks
Died fighting like four Balrogs. That's a pretty swole elf.
Ryan Stewart
imagine getting invaded by demon-worshipping barbarians and then everyone is all like 'why are you oppressing the demon-worshipping barbarians they were just addicted to demon-worshipping' and tried to make you look like the bad guy
Cameron Martinez
Has anybody done artwork for max. lvl Callum and Rayla yet?
Dominic Allen
Well during wc3 the demon worshiping barbarians all fucked off to the other side of the planet and the humans all went out of their way to go fuck with them and then are like "why did you bomb our neutral city that supplied dozens of fucking invasions of your territory we just wanted to murder all the cow people you guise havent changed at all >:("
Hudson Richardson
Adam Morris
I AM ANGRY
ANGRY ABOUT ELVES
Jeremiah Carter
Robert Myers
That's friggin adorable.
Elijah Fisher
Hunter Ramirez
Michael Sullivan
et tu /tg/?
Charles Nelson
I heard elves have to ask a human for help counting higher than 8.
Jeremiah Davis
That's silly.
Humans can count to 12 or a hundred or a thousand with no problem.
Daniel Gutierrez
either you exterminate them, rape them or go traitor and make tenderly love to them
Matthew Powell
Or all of them in a same quest.
Asher Evans
Marrying them for political gain is fine too.
Eli Garcia
I found it weird, as Emperor, that you were only allowed to marry one of them.
Aiden Davis
her standard outfit is hotter then her Pure vegan elf or her Meat eating do what ever i want elf outfit.
best girl remains the skeleton chick anyway.
the multiple options with her are great.
- keep her a skeleton
- turn her human
- turn her into a robot
- graft flesh over the robot
- turn her into a vampire
Leo Lopez
I found Lohannah to be the best girl because the pragmatic route was ultimately the best balance between political choice and actual wife.
It's not often you can boost both Lizard and Dwarf approval together, especially without costing Imp or Undead support, and nobody cares about the Elves anyway.
Noah Moore
>moralty penalty unless she gets to fuck your entire crew
Charles Nguyen
Jaxson Hall
Marrying multiple wives is how the world got to the point it was in the first place.
Leo Mitchell
Andrew Parker
I need details... copious amounts of details.
Jonathan Ross
They just did it wrong. It will work this time. We just have to do it more and harder.
Luke Murphy
Character in Divinity:Dragon commander. Well known for being a mediocre strategy game with bafflingly good political gameplay.
The game revels in making each race a political caricature and parodying them without restraint, while also taking shots at other social movements.
Elves are bleeding heart lefties, Lizards are radical centrists, Dwarfs are ruthless capitalists, Undead are hyper conservative Religious fundies and Imps are mad scientists.
Part of the game involves choosing a political marriage from the factions princesses, and Lohannah is the elf choice. If you choose her, you can either tell her to be steadfast in her beliefs, which alienates the other races she offends but makes you popular with the elves (and also potentially gets her arrested and executed), or let her loosen up, which makes her a popular queen among the other races, but alienates Elven traditionalists.
She's also notable for being one of the two princesses that starts with any real affection in the marriage, and the only one that doesn't make any demands. Oh, and is confirmed to fuck for literally hours.
Aaron Powell
Dwarves here are like the worst cunts of the bunch, elves are just your classic vegan forest fairies and Undead highly conservaties spooky skeletons which made both pleasing to corrupt their princesses
Luke Jenkins
having a harem as an emperor sounds cool and shit but in practice the issue of having many wives and children is once you ded they tend to kill each others for the throne and stuff and the empire ends fractured and stuff
Ethan Ward
Playing the doubles advocate, Corvus had a pretty big hand in turning everything to shit the first time round.
However it's probably not the best thing to risk.
Hunter Jenkins
does the other Divinity games got a romance/marriage system? because I only played this one for this really, gameplay was... ok nothing really bad compared with some other W/J-rpgs
Ryan Gomez
The others are more traditional wrpgs.
Dragon Commander was rushed out to prevent Larian from going under, which is why it's so barebones in the strategy area, and why the Imp princess got cut.
It's one of the few games I'd really like to see a remastering of.
Jason Price
God damn that picture is doing things to me.
Which do you think are more sensitive, an elf's horns, or her ears?
Tyler Hernandez
Is there as much romance between these two that this thread is indicating or is it just fandom hard shipping?
Adam Robinson
it's clear that the series is building to it but there is almost none right now
Aaron Wright
Fucking pity - there are so few strategy games that do anything with the political and social aspects.
As much as I enjoyed the combat in Medieval II, what I remember most about it was raising your family line, forging alliances with your sons and daughters, waiting eagerly to see whether the latest addition to your family would be a noble leader to be given every advantage or an idiot manchild to be quietly disposed of. One time playing as the English (where you start as William the Conqueror), I sent one of my own great grandsons (the black sheep of the family) into an unwinnable battle against the French in hopes of killing him off, only for him to emerge with a handful of surviving soldiers having slaughtered the entire defending force and razed the city to the ground. After a few years of repeating this process he'd gained a reputation as a ruthless and relentless butcher whose savagery was matched only by his keen mind for battle, and after the French assassinated his elder brother he became heir to the throne. It was fucking awesome.
I'd kill for more strategy games that play up the political machinations part and let you go full Game of Thrones with your manipulations: making deals, assassinating rivals, managing relations within a family, etc
Brandon Young
Yeah, you're right about how starved we are for games with in-depth political mechanics. Paradox games have elements of political gameplay too. But, like every made by paradox, the mechanics are barebones and exist only for the sake of existing. As you sit around and wait for mana to fill up.
Lucas Bennett
Where's this from?
Gavin Moore
no they are not
Owen Cooper
It's called Dungeon Meshi. Be warned, it's very comfy
Isaac Taylor
Paradox is the epitome of the phrase 'wide as an ocean, deep as a puddle'.
Isaiah Brown
Matthew Rodriguez
Soren tries so hard to make his dad happy and Viren only cares about Claudi because she's got magic
Mason Martinez
Samuel Martinez
Where'd the other family's clothes go?
Jonathan Johnson
>So THAT's how it is in their family...
Xavier Rogers
so Soren will end inevitable joining the gang and fight her Dark Magic crazed lil sister?
Sasuga Aaron
Anthony Smith
Claudia will join the team too, because she wants to be with her brother, and their dad seems awfully evil these days.
Hunter Rodriguez
Liam Ward
Do you have a name or a site, HUMANED.com artist?
Ian Davis
Ryan Nguyen
How could she possibly not be prepared for that question when she's constantly showing off her armpits like that, the slattern.
Elijah Richardson
Dungeon Meshi. If you have even the slightest interest in anything fantasy, go read it now.
Juan Butler
Guys, is it gay if I started sucking her head tentacles and shoving them deep down my throat while fucking her? Or if she was giving me a blowjob and I shove them up my ass?
Jeremiah Ortiz
i'll be honest with you.
that sounds hella gay.
Isaac Phillips
They're called lekku you swine. Also they're canonically really sensitive, so be mindful of that.
Colton Moore
Dungeon Meshi. Don't bother reading it, it's a boring mess.
Aaron Clark
Can they cum if you them?
Juan Davis
Not sensitive in that way. They're like the narwhal horn. They don't orgasm from that, that'd be max homo.
Henry Adams
This dude is either trolling or the most tasteless retard imaginable. Either way, ignore him.
Isaiah Hughes
Fuck off, the manga is boring. Every single recipe is impossible to make, and you can't even imagine how they taste. It's shit even for a cooking manga.
Zachary Adams
Jose Parker
>is impossible to make
>in a world with elves and other ton of magical creatures, plants and others stuff
no shit, go back to your Shokugeki no Soma or whatever else, manga while is what started the adventure there is more shit going on aside from that
Benjamin Johnson
There's a reader that makes all of the recipes and posts the results online after substituting with mundane ingredients. You're just a shitty cook.
Gabriel Ward
Xavier Ward
Season 3 WHEN?!
Luis Parker
with luck August at the best
William Edwards
Pretty sure it’s going to be July if they keep to their schedule lax
Last time the my barely gave it a week until release before they announced S2
Parker Gomez
someone translate this shit
Isaiah Reed
I'm content just to haunt drawthreads and the like with this stuff, for the time being.
Luis Murphy
Cameron Scott
Jason Bennett
Diavolo?
Nicholas Cruz
This is great
Don't spook the drawfag
Justin Ortiz
Gavin Nelson
you draw these girls with giant heads
David Wood
Benjamin Barnes
kill yourself
Isaiah Bennett
Adam Foster
Next season are they going to show elves as evil bastards that harshly mistreated humanity or pussy out and show them as benevolent and exiled them for their own good or some shit?
Asher Moore
>posting Elric
are Melniboneans really elves? the only thing they seem to have in common is the longevity and proficiency with magic, besides for exception of Elric himself most melniboneans don't look like elves, hell Dyvim Tvar has a beard.
Henry Bennett
It’s like you missed the point of the show entirely.
Parker Powell
Jaxon Lewis
Melniboneans are like the origin of a vast majority of Dark Elves stereotypes, so it's like... they aren't elves, but they were simplified to be so.
Joseph Sullivan
>no christmas elf
Awww
Hunter Hughes
Her stupid fucking fake Scottish accent gets me so hard
Samuel Mitchell
>Fake Scot accent
Paula is Scottish mate
Ryder Price
Thanks a lot dude, you're doing God's work
...YOU KNOW TOO MUCH!
Well, they aren't human, so?
Cameron Brooks
Elijah Ortiz
>disguise fails
>he manages to bluff them into thinking he was cursed by a dark mage that made his horns fall off
>Rayla promptly gets jealous over the sympathy he gets
John Scott
>Dude, you're clearly a human in disguise
>No I'm not. if I was a Human, do you think I would come waltzing in Xadia with an elf and the heir to the dragon king?
>Yeah, you're right. No one is that stupid.
Juan Cruz
Jace Turner
I feel like we have reached a point were you can't talk about anything on this board without being called a shill for someone. Heck even independent stuff just gets you calls of being a Patreon/Kickstarter shill
Henry Adams
to be fair there are a lot of shills on Yea Forums
Matthew Clark
Camden Thomas
Stop being such fucking shills
Jonathan Morgan
Zachary Ward
What shitty cop-out. Get better, bro.
Isaac Robinson
Andrew Parker
Ian Richardson
These will never not makes me smile
Matthew Hall
Emperor bless us.
Kayden Ramirez
I love the idea that the administratum is so pedantic they would catalogue her message in a bottle.
Adam Nelson
I like the idea that a package from the imperium arrived and no one seems to care
Jordan Lewis
Liam Long
Logan Hughes
When will she be raped?
Ayden Sullivan
when Callum loses control