Be Andy

It's almost like the whole premise of live toys is really dumb and horrifying if you start to think about it.

He could have revealed to andy that he actually has a soul and they bond together and we see the first friendship ever between a toy and a human

why would u care?
its just a fucking toy

do you still think about YOUR toys from childhood?
what a stupid thread.

No lube tonight, Bonnie.

this would be far more interesting.
watch Andy become the Cluckbarn guy trying to convince the girl to give him back the toy so he could Ebay it for his livelihood back

>do you still think about YOUR toys from childhood?
Kinda, yeah. I had a stuffed dragon with shiny wings that I fucking loved.

first, I check myself to be sure I'm still a 30 something years old virgin who will never have sex, then go to an online forum and bitch about how the neighbor's five years old little girl broke my toys.

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Be a bit mad. Realize that it's my own fault for giving it to a five year old.

Sometimes, I remember I had a cool Hulk toy, still don’t remember what happened to it

I thought of this and how shitty it would be for Andy to learn she lost it, but that's really only because I misremembered them as being related? If she's just some random girl than he'll never know and that's fine I guess.

Putting aside any sort of sentimental value, it's been established in Toy Story 2 and in Toy Story of Terror that Woody is a very rare and valuable toy, coupled with Jesse and Bullseye, Andy could've made a fuck ton of money on them but instead chose to give them away to a little girl that would rather play with garbage and will probably not care that she lost Woody.

If I knew a fucking kid lost all my hot wheels and my ssj4 goku I would slap him in the face, it’s not about the toy itself it’s about what it means to you

It's not even the "rare and valuable" argument, it's that Woody is referred to as "an old family toy". Why wouldn't Andy save it to pass onto his own kids or even keep it in the family and give it to a cousin or something.

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Where is it?

You just know their is gonna be some dumbass disney streaming spinoff where Woody and Bopeep help toys find owners.

Thank your almighty mouse faglords.

>If I knew a fucking kid lost all my hot wheels and my ssj4 goku I would slap him in the face
That's pretty fucking autistic user, they're pieces of plastic.

Bonnie, you dumb bitch, I swear to God!

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I have no idea. I think I lost it at a Planet Fun. I was devastated when it happened, I remember that.

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Unsheathe my katana

I sold most of my old toys and games at yard sales my parents frequently had when I was in my teens, i wished I'd kept some of them now - especially since they were actually desperate attempts by my parents to pay off gambling debts

Suppose I might rape her until she's impregnated, then in the middle of the third trimester I'd give her a baseball bat to the gut. See all the little bits flushing out her pubeless loins and her little mouth.
Either that or buy a replacement on ebay.

I gambled away 50$ once. Made me feel like an idiot. Haven't gambles since. This was 10 years ago, but it still stings.

Well, Disney already destroyed Luke’s personal growth and turned him into a villain, so why not Andy?

All will be well. Because Woody will find his way back to Andy in Toy Story 5.

>and her little mouth
>Thinks that she'd be puking up a fetus after a miscarriage
>The uterus is somehow connected to the digestive system
Honest question, how old are you?

fucking kek

>do you still think about YOUR toys from childhood?
everytime I see a Toy Story movie I think of a Godzilla toy I had
it barely had joints, like, at all
so what I did was dismount the one Bionicle thing I had and use its arms and legs for the Godzilla
it was beautiful
far and away the best thing I have done

Toy story 5 will be about buzz

>"Bonnie, sometimes there are consequences in life, so you have to endure this, okay?"
>*unzips*
>"Now open your mouth.."

LOL xDDD RAPING A CHILD! user THAT'S FUCKING HILARIOUS

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>be andy
>college degree
>job
>having sex
>find out your toy is lost because you gave them to little girl
>shrug and go back to working your 9 to 5 paying off your loan for the rest of your life and only finding happiness in cumming inside your girlfriend until she gets knocked up, then you marry her, and slowly see the love drain out from your marriage and next thing you know you're sleeping in separate beds, in separate rooms, in separate homes
The only toy Andy will be more concerned with is the one his girlfriend seems to enjoy using more than him.

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Leave calmly.
Throw a fit in private.

Sometimes......

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Pick her up and throw her as hard as I can into traffic.

user, that's disgusting, that is a little girl

Rape her mom

If you get kicked in the stomach, you'll likely be vomiting. That's just how guts work. Probably.

Do you have Asperger's? It's like you saw people doing something, so you tried to emulate it, but completely missed the point.

Why would I check on toys I gave to a child? Fuck outta here

Vore her

Take a deep breath, say something like "it happens," and move on. Dude's probably had to move on from actual heartbreak with real people, at his age he'd accept that things are fleeting and to move on.

None except one, Max, a stuffed cat my parents bought in Germany when I was a baby. Still have him.

Maybe they just like playing with humans and revealing themselves would kill all the fun?

But tonight she's a woman.

Not lose my shit because I'm not a manchild who plays with toys.

It wasn't Lego so no big deal.

>When your dick is so small only a toddler can satisfy you

Classic user.

Woody is only valuable as long as Jessie, Prospector, and Bullseye are with him.

The whole point of Andy leaving Woody behind is that he came in terms with his adulthood starting. It wasn't about Woody at all.

I'd probably make up some bullshit story where my favorite toy meets his old girlfriend and decided to stay with her.

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Its pretty clear that woody came from Andy's dad, which is why he easily loved buzz as a kid, but found more sentimental value in woody

I think about that one stuffed toy I had as a kid I used to jerk into when I first discovered masturbating.

We all had tried it with that one toy.

take it as a valuable life lesson learning not to give away precious things to strangers.

It's been established since Toy Story 2 that no human except Dobson knows about Woody's worth and Andy and his mom are both oblivious.

Not a day goes by when I don't think about my Bionicles I lost so long ago.

Can't be a taker backer

I'm not particular, I get it where I can.

compensation is in order
>get camera
>dissolve some viagara in her juice box
>tell her she's going to be a famous underwear model
giggitty!

Nah, he's most likely an obscure but valuable collector's item, why else would they even bother to display him in a Japanese Museum in TS2. In TSoT he immediately sells for 2k on an auction site, so people know he's worth something, but it's not public knowledge. I see it more like having an obscure valuable antique rather than say, Action Comics #1 which is publicly known to be worth money

I think someone beat you to it.
rule34.paheal.net/post/view/3050335#search=Toy_Story

She can play with my toy. ;^)

...you are a profound level of idiot. Viagra is a blood pressure medication that had the side-effect of making erections easier. For women, it honestly just helps blood flow, which really isn't as big a part in the female reproductive system, at least during coitus.

Doubt Andy ever saw an episode of Woody's Roundup

Then you can feel the entirety of her flesh, what's wrong with that?

If someone tried molesting Bonnie in front of her toys would they just stay frozen and not intervene?

As opposed to normal girls when the sandpaper texture has developed inside the vagina.

t.tranny

Not go into an autistic rage at a three-year-old.

Yeah, but you have to understand that the majority of channers are autistic manchildren stuck in the past.

How pathetic are you that, that is your concept of what a mature relationship looks like. Cripes. Have sex

>tfw Toy Story always made me self conscious about throwing away my old toys from the 90's
>tfw still keep my old toys locked away in a trunk in an old closet
>my face when I don't know what to do with them

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Locking them in a trunk is shown to cause them extreme psychological anguish in TS2, mate. Jessie was locked in darkness for literal years.

Give em away.

I tell her 'don't worry they have a way of always coming back' I hug her, look at the camera and start humming you've got a friend in me.

>Locking them in a trunk is shown to cause them extreme psychological anguish in TS2
Jesus, now I feel even worse.

>Give em away.
I wish I could find a Bonnie of my own but I doubt anyone would want toys covered in piss, spit, and marker stains. There's also the lead paint thing.

What was it?

Anal defecation rape

Just display them on a shelf or something. If anyone gives you any shit about it, just say they're either collectibles or admit that they have sentimental value to you.

I've lost and given away many toys over the years, but the 2 stuff animals that mean the most to me from my childhood are still kept in my bedroom on my bookshelf.

Do sex toys have conscience?
Christmas decorations do, so why not sex toys?

Honestly what did he expect giving a toy to a 5 year old? There's a reason you still have to supervise them or else they'll accidentally kill themselves.

they have no mouth so they must hum.

It was some dog plushie where it's arms could wrap around things with the velcro on its paws, so you're able to make it wrap around your dick.

You ever wonder if sometimes your mother really knew what you were doing in your room when you were alone as a kid?

Curb stomp her ugly autist head into gore

What about those dog fucktoys? The stories they could tell other toys about Buxter

What's the divorce rate now?

kek

I miss my tabletop pinball machine

When I started jerking, I would do it into my blanket's corner and then roll the corner up.
My mom definitely knew.
I don't really care, though. A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do.

>Throwing away your Bionicles

My nephew fucking loves bionicles, barakas and those crab like thing with long necks.
Bionicles were mvp of lego. Why would they discontinue the franchise? Too costly details compared to keeping it simple with ninjago and nexo knights?