Things you saw parodied in cartoons you thought were too ridiculous to be real but then found out they were

The Egg Council is like a street level hero. The National Corn Growers Association is Superman and the Corn Refiners Association is Batman.

what the fuck is this?

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>he's too much of a pleb to appreciate fine well-crafted furry art

You're behind the times, user.

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Shatner's spoken word covers of songs is a thing

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>I saw these irl a few years back and thankfully managed to forget about it until now
fuck you user for reminding me

What’s ridiculous about NAMBL?

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I'll give this to the furry: They aren't the most garishly dressed person in that photo.

Not really "parodies", but I was surprised as I child to learn that road runners and Tasmanian devils were actual animals.

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The recent flooding really shows why we need these organizations.
Food is important

Fairly common in the American Southwest.
Roadrunners that is, they even got the head crest right but nothing else.

It doesn't help that it's called a "Beep-Beep" in the French localization. Really makes you think that it's just a made up creature.
(just the character tho, the actual animal is called a Géocoucou in French and that's actually pretty cute)

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No.... no... you are fucking with me. Next thing you're going to tell me Dilbert is real.

How come these get to be completely different from one another, but no one is allowed to say negro?

Lel

You and me and thousands of other people. This is probably the best example.

The e-scoot episode from last Halloween... I thought it was silly, but then those things came to my town this spring. And it's true, people leave them literally in the middle of the street and now they're fucking everywhere.

On that note I knew about Mormons but I didn't realize the story was that dumb-dumb-dumb-dumb-dumb

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I seriously doubt most scientologists actually believe that shit, and are really just in it for hollywood connections.

This comic is so pathetic.

I agree that other such classic religion's mystical beliefs are also dumb but the way its put forth is mspaint opinion comic tier.

Tom Cruise might, he's something of a spastic.

And he full culty on his now exwife, partly because she was taller than him

Jews unironically

At least I don't have to PAY to know what's going on in my religion.
The fucking daughter of scientology's president discovered what her religion was about thanks to South Park.

They do.

youtube.com/watch?v=dAfdPFWiF9U

Yeah i dont get making fun of how silly a religion is if you are religious
You have to really lack self reflection to do that

That's true, if you want to know dumb shit about other faiths and what their gods get up to you can just sit down and read their holy book.

Also other religions are more than a century old and aren't a terrible sci-fi religion made up by a terrible sci-fi writer who ran off in his submarine.

>That's crazy!
>Really? Is at any more crazy than believing God sent his only son to die on the cross for our sins?
>Yes!

some transgender art student made sculptures of fat furshit characters with huge cocks. They made some for a school art project and yes you live in this timeline

most scientologists are kept in the dark about it because they haven't risen high enough in the ranks yet.

>artfags do weird and frankly stupid stuff for attention or shock value
Holy shit...stop the presses, clearly this is something remotely new and unsual

This but unironically

agreed. See My Lonesome Cowboy

Well maybe if you made it sound wackier

It says "Fuck off TERFs" in semen on the belly of one of the statues. Its like that woman who kept jars of piss to protest Trump. A lot of it is shock value, sure, but a lot of it is putting a political message to cover up the creepy crap they do

Literally nothing new here and by actually giving them attention or getting offended you're literally doing what they want

RR looks more like an ostrich than anything else.
I was surprised to find that they don't look like that at all and are in fact pretty small.

To be fair most furry art shit could pass as an innocent thing before you realize someone is fapping to it.

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haha, no wy
10 bucks says they had a "jack thompson" plot three episodes into the first season

and onions is lex luthor

that's true

No, but they did have a Nancy Reagan episode as the Season 2 premiere.

Ok what? This is something that actually happened? Like in this planet?

LOL

Apocalypse Now in Animaniacs

I would rather believe in the force and all the shit that happened long ago in a galaxy far away, and the reason we are dark and quiet now is because of an evil empire

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Creationism on public school, that was some crazy shit.

i always liked how "people of color" is acceptable while "colored people" isn't

To be fair, it is genuinely more believable than alien.

youtube.com/watch?v=gLZA32oHbC4

It's barely even exaggerated.

They were terrible sci-fi of the time. Back in day, space wasn't all that fancy, so they had different ideas.

Like in several centuries Scientology will be a respectable faith and they'll be all "Alien overlord coming from space to nuke ghosts is nowhere near the extradimnesional flaming space snails, everyone knows space snails are only flammable in crappy sci-fi"

How so? We already know life exists, so it's quite likely some exists on alien planets. "God" as described in Bible requires a whole new level of existence that is not observed.

You just think it's more ridiculous because of your pre-conceived notions.

Yeah no

>attend Catholic high school
>junior year World Religions class
>teacher actually showed this and the Mormon episode in lectures on the religions

Looking back on it, Catholic school was actually kind of based.

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Nope

>It's fun to do bad stuff

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>boondocks
youtu.be/n9WClv4U5B8

They probably had ulterior motives as a religious school but regardless, that's pretty dope they showed south park. Especially because other catholic schools banned harry potter

>other catholic schools banned harry potter
Based

For depictions of witchcraft, not because they had taste

male-female relationships

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That’s no less based

I saw Animaniacs making fun of this and had no idea what it was

Oh neat, Resetera got its own South Park episode!

Speaking of wacky religions...
youtube.com/watch?v=yD6YxTbEY3o&t=1m38s

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I was disappointed to find out a roadrunner was a tiny little bird the size of a sparrow. Cartoons make me think it was some kind of southwestern emu

??????? we had a roadrunner in our front yard once they certainly aren't as big as in looney tunes but they certainly looked bigger than tiny sparrows to me from the window

More like smallish chicken

Aliens are one thing, but a galactic war monger who threw a bunch of aliens into a volcano on Earth for no reason that led to their souls torturing us is a bigger stretch than a divine being.

i miss Fedora posting

In Poland Roadrunner is called Momentumwind the Ostrich

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Fuck off

You are if you speak spanish

You are if you speak English too

>pornographic furry statuettes
OK
>shit-tier fetish furry statuettes
Come on now.

Literally any one of these can one the the American Dad Roger personas.

I hope you're surprised at the retarded outrage, and not because a teacher said "nigga" in a non-derogatory way in front of a bunch of black inner-city school kids. This was a cornerstone of the "lol, we can get white people in trouble over literally nothing" movement of "racism" scandals.

The deist divine being is not that crazy, but when the last time you actually saw a deist?

The divine being that made universe, then a planet there with some humans, then set a bush on fire and told some Jew to tell other Jews how to behave, then banged a virgin who gave birth to his avatar that can be used as a human sacrifice - which is apparently only way omnipotent being can forgive that one time one two humans ate a fruit is completely different kind of zany, how can alien warlords even compete?

Scientology really sounds like yet another elaborate pseudoscience, something like homeopathy and ancient aliens.

It's just hazing, every new religion has to go trough this to get into the club. In a few hundred years, if religion still exists, scientology will just be another one of the boys alongside christianity and islam.

Yeah no. Fuck off retarded fedorafaggot.

How euphoric

...

>Scientology really sounds like yet another elaborate pseudoscience, something like homeopathy and ancient aliens.

It was originally some sort of alternative medicine, then Hubbard turned it into a religion so the government couldn’t stick their noses in it.

Do you think I'm wrong? Every existing major religion was a dumb little cult everybody laughed at at some point.

It's all about excising ghosts that make you depressed, like?

I'm genuinely interested to know what hoops he jumped through to convince them that giant furry penises had some kind of artistic merrit

Tell that to the Mormons

>tfw these guys actually exist

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Yeah you’re wrong as all fedorafags are

First off, I'm a diest, and second, that is not what deism is at all. Deism basically acknowledges the existence of some creating force that we humans call God, for lack of a better term, and that this God took a backseat once creation was finished to essentially watch how it all played out, stepping in only when it deems it necessary. The whole notion of Genesis, Christ, Mohammed and the like are just treated as stories told by ancient man to help make sense of a chaotic and uncaring universe.

This episode made the voice of Chef quit. Kinda spooky that he died not long after they killed off Chef too.

There is no pre-requisite to deism to think god is hands off

Modern deism does. It evolved from "natural laws are proof enough of God's existence" to "God exists and that's it"

This is literally what deism is, no? Belief that god created world, then left.

Kinda related but I'm suprised that south park doesn't have an episode about Banksy.

What do you mean? They are pretty big and semi-accepted. They even have communities all over the world. They are definitely progressing towards a legit religion. Scientology is just a joke still.

Do enlighten me. When has a religion been a powerful and prestigious entity from day 1?

No it doesn’t.
No. Anyone who says that is retarded. Deism is just a belief in a deity without any special revelation attached to it. There is no necessity in thinking it’s some hands off being.

Here's the thing.
The Church of Scientology hates when people spread their message for free, and claims that the stuff those people are saying is not the "real" message, and if you want the truth you have to get it directly from the source, after dedicating your time and money to something you didn't "understand" yet.

So if God exists but inst a being of revelation for all mankind, in what way is He a hands on diety aside from creation itself?

It's amazing how 90% of Family Guy's jokes are just literal recreations of scenes with the characters replaced. I used to like pre-cancellation Family Guy before I realized they outright plagiarized most of their jokes.

yeah, those poor little scientologists!
never mind how they literally destroy the life of those that oppose them, have MK-Ultra tier of brainwashing in their practices and go around scott-free because of their ties to the government.

Poor little guys!

>This episode made the voice of Chef quit
More like his Scientologist handlers forced him to quit and Isaac Hayes died shortly after in their care.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/North_American_Man/Boy_Love_Association

Oh user you poor, sweet, summer child

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Even if you're an athiest, religions like Christianity were founded thousands of years ago, Scientology was created less than a century ago by a science fiction author.

>tripfag thinks a dwagon is any better
Makes me laugh every time.

No it won't. It might exist as a sort of Illuminati, but it'll always be too expensive to become a mainstream religion. The majority of the population will never be rich enough to partake in their secret society bullshit.

Does anyone have the reply to this where the guy sucking himself reflects the user's post? Or did I imagine that

Truth is he was manipulated to quitting by his cell. Guy was old and easy to manipulate. AIR his son Isaac Jr. spoke to Trey and Matt after his death and clarified what had gone down. Shame really. I love Chef. Been watching loads of the first three seasons episodes and Chef's one of the highlights.

>all those supportive furries in the replies

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His cover of Common People is legendary
youtube.com/watch?v=ainyK6fXku0

Negro is special, you can say it under strictly scientific circumstances or when foreign languages or concerned.

Or, you can ignore bullshit and say what you want and have a little skin in the game.

Considering that coyotes aren't particularly large themselves (they're about the size of a medium-small dog), the Roadrunner may have just looked big because it was paired up in that specific comedy duo.

That's a bit saying Elmer Fudd is a tiny gnome because he's shorter than a rabbit.

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Ask yourself this: Which one would you rather have in your home?

That's why I quit the fandom, nobody had the balls to tell somebody that this is wrong, and everybody enables each other's bad habits.

You have just described every major religion throughout human history, user. Good job

*tips fedora*

It's really abysmal because they cant even work them into the script in a natural way. They are almost always cutaway gags

Did you remember if anybody else giving the statues weird looks?

We say negro all the time here in my south american shithole.

I don't remember any Buddhists attacking people for not being a Buddhist.

The funny thing is that over in Britain coloured people was considered politer until some celebrity used it in the US a year or so ago.

Not a cartoon but I thought the HUAC was just made up as a parody of McCarthyism and to explain why the JSA disbanded

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I see you've not read any Asian history then.

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Now before some user comes in to this poor lads post ans says Myanmar, the muslims, as fucking always, attacked and killed people first.

Japan did a lot of nasty shit to Christians.
Granted it was more because they were specifically christians and less because they werent Buddhist

Could you imagine a Scientologist getting a high rank and his face of disappointment when the great secret worked half a life to attain is the same as the stupid shit that Southpark gave away for free?

see . They even crucified some Japanese Christians for that added poetic irony

I'm pretty sure that was Shinto, not Buddhism.

No it was because Hideyoshi was a paranoid, power-hungry bastard.
Oh lord Nobunaga make trade with the Portuguese and British? Actually taking their inventions and producing our own versions so we may progress? Better undo all that that shit, guns in the hands of commoners are scary. In fact, take ALL the weapons from EVERY peasant in this bandit and strife stricken land so they must rely on, and cant resist, us.
Some daimyo still Christian? Kill them, sieze their lands, and issue a nation wide bounty on every Christian. After thats done lets go invade korea!
Is it really any fucking wonder why so many supported tokugawa later? Hell, tokugawas biggest failure was not undoing more of hideyoshis bullshittery.

Yeah, they are tiny in real life, then again Silvester is a house cat half the size of a human being, so sizes where fucked since the very beginning.

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youtube.com/watch?v=yK8Orx5aGUg

Begon Satan and your Buddhist guise!

I never claimed to be a Buddhist.

Weren't they the ones who were actually starting shit with that whole MAGA hat kid/Native American drummer?

The bigwigs of islam and christianity are obscenely rich and powerful but it doesn't keep all sorts of hobos to adhere to those faiths and donate the few dollars they have in their pockets.

>implying that stuff isn't shit-tier
No one with any taste in furry T&A would support that garbage and it's "artist".

What you were looking for is Jainism, those guys are chill.

There are breakaway Scientology groups that practice that for free (or at least not as expensive).

And the actual church hates them.

This was the tipping point that finally started to discredit Scientology to the mainstream audience. Prior to this episode they'd done a good job suing everyone who tried to expose their batshit beliefs

The guy sucking himself off, at least it would be easy to move around and be a funny conversation piece.

So is this like the sculpting equivalent of the guy in art class who always draws a sullen barbarian in all his assignments?

Oh fuck off. Even more recent faiths like Sikhism have more credibility because the creator(s) never once admitted to their faith being a money ponzi scheme.

>doesn't show the rest of the dragon because of the highly detailed genitalia he worked on for weeks and thus couldn't finish the scales

I didn't know what was Cyberfrog until after I saw Clarence.

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Not parody but when I first watched Hilda, I thought the nisse, marra, and vittra were made up by the show, and lo and behold, they were part of actual myths
Couldn’t find anything on tide mice and deerfox

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idk what about tide mice but deerfox is made by Luke Pearson. At the beginning it had to be a cat with a beak or something like that. He said it at the end of the first Hilda book. So deerfox is made up by the Hildafolk series.

We also have a ton of proof that Hubbard blantly ripped off a lot of sci-fi pulp comics for his scripture.

He's also on record to saying if a man wants to make a million dollars, you start a religion.

Oh come on, he is not even wrong desu

I remember being 10 and seeing the episode where Ike gets circumcised. I thought it was just a dumb thing that South Park made up until my dad told me. And then I found out that every penis I've ever seen was a cut one, including my own.

t. triggered christfag

That fedora stuff used to be for ridiculing dumb teens who just discovered atheism and though it was cool and edgy. Now it's appropriated by theists because they literally have no argument and shitposting is the best they can do. I mean for fuck's sake, Youtube atheism died as a genre because every single theist argument got BTFO'd and there was nothing left for them to do.

>that bit at the end where Matt and Trey outright dare the church to sue them and that they're not afraid of them
Based as fuck

I remember in Beavis and Butthead there was a group of Femnazis that made it clear they were "womyn", it wasn't until years later that I found out it was real.

youtube.com/watch?v=kVw1e6yqiy0
In case you didn't know, the Nation of Islam literally believe that an outcast from a super advanced underground civilization (I think they believe in the hollow earth as well, not sure) created white people through genetic engineering in order to steal the accomplishments of the back race and opress them, all because they thought his head looked funny.

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Jews do it so God wont be mad at them but most parents get thier kids circumcised for health reasons (makes things FAR easier to keep clean)

Meh, there was that one guy who also drew Family Guy porn sold his furry art on public access television back in the 90's. This is really not that new or shocking :/

I know that now, but I just thought all dicks just naturally looked like circumcised dicks because that was all that I had ever seen. I wasn't aware that any alteration had been done.

And because Cornflakes.

Sikhs are pretty bro teir.

>that episode where Jesus comes back
>Peter brings out Jesus to chastise Geroge W. Bush after he claims he only answers to a higher authority
>Jesus: You know nothing of my work, and how you got to be an elected official of anything is honestly a miracle
>Peter:*turns directly to the viewer* Boy, wouldnt it be great if life were like this?
>find out years later the entire scene was taken verbatim from a one off gag in a Woody Allen movie
For fucks sake, Seth....

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It doesn't have the historical relevance of segregation over here, so it was never a big deal. Same way no one gives a shit about 'oriental' here, but it's racist n America.

The first time I heard about trans lesbians was on South Park. I thought it was an over-the-top joke and then I found out about tumblr

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there where all sorts of mystery cults that died off over the years en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Greco-Roman_mysteries. no one worships the emperors, Orpheus or the cult of Mithras.
they all died off for various reasons.

Geocoucou...literally Earth (or land) bawk-bawk? That *is* cute.

You're acting as if the Tokugawas didn't enact a 300 year isolationist policy, complete with death penalty for any non-Dutch foreigners or ideology. (There's speculation that the Dutch were only able to continue their trade because they hid their Christian beliefs from the Japanese. Even so, they were only allowed to trade in small numbers at specific ports in Kyushu.)

>(makes things FAR easier to keep clean)

Unless you have a tight foreskin, this is bullshit.

>When was the last time you saw a deist

I am one.

I'd rather the tip of my dick not have a greenhouse cover over it to trap in all the little particles of what have you and building a stank, thank you very much

Why are basketball players so tall?

holy shit no fucking way

They also brought in shit tons of guns which the Japs were wise enough to see as practical tools of war. A hefty bribe here and there didnt hurt either

Damn, what did Leah do to her face?

Structure of the game itself lends strategic advantage to people over six feet tall?

Also racism?

All gnostic beliefs are scams

But the Bible is a collection of books written over millennia, all reflecting cultural history and myths to illustrate moral lessons and truths.
You can disagree with the specifics, that’s fine, but comparing it to L. Ron’s fanfic is ridiculous, especially when Scientology is so transparently a morally bankrupt scam.

>tide mice

Do you mean the Mouse King? Because that’s a thing.

At least, the part where mice get their tails tangled together until they’re basically siamese twins acting as one being and this supposedly gives them supernatural powers. I think it’s a german legend. It was alluded to in the original book for the Nutcracker.

Jesus Christ, I didn't even know about that. Why the fuck did people like Family Guy in the first place?

t. buddhist who gleefully murders muslim children

KINO

I'm surprised people don't know about this. The episode about the chicken restaurant running out of chicken was based on a real news story as well.

youtube.com/watch?v=MTHL3_-O2V8
youtube.com/watch?v=8pyW6w5B7Aw

I mean
you're not *wrong*

Speaking of futurama, it also falls apart the more familiar with scifi are.
It's just a lot of >dude aliens, star trek and the twilight zone Lmao
And all the reference are just to mainstream tv and film, never any lesser known works.

christianism has centuries of tradition, cultural value and community to rely upon.

Scientology is the ramblings of a retard that wanted to scam idiots out of their money. Seriously, this is like saying "why is Harry Potter more popular than my farting furries fanfiction".

>cutfags justifying ritualistic mutilation
just fucking wash under the skin, how hard is it

who to say they aren't making super death rays and a virus that only attacks the poor

And that's a good thing - here's why.

I fucking hate my race.

why make a virus that only attacks the poor when you can just cut health care so that everything kills the poor, that's what Americans do already

>50AD
>Hellenism has centuries of tradition, cultural value and community to rely upon
>Christianity is a tiny little underground doomsday cult of Jewish heretics
And look where they are now.

ok? once scientology has the same story and influence on people, and it's not a fucking scam, we will talk. Meanwhile it's retarded to even compare each other.

Loved how they subverted themselves in the end and basically said "if a religion has a stupid as hell story behind it but it still teaches it's followers to be kind, loving people, does it fucking matter?"

Yanking out all the hair on your head makes it a lot easier to keep clean as well, and removing all your fingernails makes sure you never get dirt under those.

>makes things FAR easier to keep clean

I'll take a wild guess and say you don't have a foreskin, do you, user?

So would have Christianity if not for Constantine making it the state religion of Rome. These things are all left up to chance.

>let's discuss this issue when we are both long dead and no discussion is necessary because it either already came to pass or no one even remembers it anymore

"That's allright, I didn't want a foreskin anyway..."

I don't know where you live, user, but we have access to hot and cold running water.

That's a very popular thing these days and the funny bit is that it transcends race.
I guess humans just fucking suck.

Just let in anyone who wants to join without a lengthy initiation and don't keep anything secret.
Oh, and stamp out anyone who doesn't agree with you once you're in power.

Fun fact: They found meteorite fragments in the area of the battle where Constantine supposedly had his vision of a cross in the sky, and it was dated to have hit the earth around that time period, so theres a chance Christianity exists today solely because some schmuck with an army happend to look up one night and saw a shooting star

No it won't, because the founder himself said it was all a bullshit racket and it was founded in the modern age. Everyone knows it's bullshit. The others have mysterious origins by men with conviction. Unless the Scientologists get enough power to scrub every last detail of Hubbard's life and quotes from the records, it will never be considered an actual religion among the informed.

>implying God did not send that meteorite down as a sign to Constantine of Christianity's truth
Lmao @ u

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>he's never greeted a black friend by saying "What's Allegro my Negro"

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Who says you can't say negro?

Either they will or people will forget. I mean look at Jesus and Mohamed: their characters were portrayed as perfect to their respective cultures and times. Do you think they didn't have inconvenient moments that were scrubbed from any records?

no, retard, the meaning is that your argument is nonsensical at this moment

they probably don't understand the nuance of intention, intonation, context and audience; leaving them wary. I bet they don't even call their beaners beaners.

>Google The Nation of Islam,
>Founded in United States
That explains it.

Right, that's actually sort of what I'm saying - if that were indeed the case, it was easy back then. There was no television or internet and most people couldn't read and write. They would have a literate person stand up and read the texts and everyone just took it as true. In the modern era I can pick up my phone and type "L Ron Hubbard" into google and read it. There's no way to get away with it and no plausible deniability. Only way would be if Scientologists got control of the world government and implemented communist-style bans on that information for a few hundred years, and every physical record was also destroyed.

Yakub is the funniest shit I have ever seen.

>for health reasons
which are absolute bullshit and completely invented by an angry asshole who hated masturbation, didn't want anyone to have sex, and created a certain flaked corn cerial. John Harvey Kellogg

Meanwhile the evidence that mutilation is traumatic to the point of causing brain damage gets (((SHUT DOWN))) because MUH RELIGIOUS FREEDUMS and worries about anti-semitism

Oh, and don't forget
> oops sorry, your infant son is dead because of infection from a completely worthless mutilation ritual
> thinking you'll get out of the bill because of it
> thinking you can sue the hospital for mal-practice
please remember to pay the medical staff for their time and effort, and that you're legally fucked because you signed a waiver.

Rat Kings are an actual phenomenon that happens. Sans the powers. It usually just kills them because they starve to death.

No the ghost mouse that Hilda uses to help her friend and mom.

>angry asshole who hated masturbation, didn't want anyone to have sex, and created a certain flaked corn cerial
The third one might have worked, but the first two are the most popular hobbies in the world, despite the rise of valid alternatives in the modern day.

youtube.com/watch?v=nBBoqBo7YVg

Running(like the)Wind the Ostrich

Its a sad day when Code Monkeys is referred to as obscure. Fucking zoomers

T. Foreskin man

imagine having that in the catalog next to your work.

The whole thing about the Atari ET cartridges still blows my fucking mind, and I'm an oldfag who actually used to own one.

I didn't think the game was THAT bad, desu. Drake and the 99 Dragons and Superman 64 are legitimately worse games.

It was a barely promoted animated series on a premium package network in its dying years. It was always obscure.

try again shithead

> t. man who has lost fine sensation and can only feel pressure

Let's be bluntly honest - after years of cocaine and alcohol abuse, plus 40 years of literally fucking anything with a vagina, predicting Isaac Hayes' early death wasn't exactly a psychic phenomenon.

Christ, I haven't used tee bee aich in so long that I forgot about the desu filter. I AM an oldfag...

Fuck of Demigure before a bunch of Japanese teenagers in gay BDSM superhero outfits kick your ass

>I'm too dumb and dull to argue anything abstract
Sure, we'll argue whether scientology becomes big or vanishes when it either becomes big or vanishes and there will be no need to argue about it.

Isn't Scientology a lot smaller than the Church claims?

because the CoS exists only to abuse tax exemption status offered to religions.

>"That's sorta what I've been trained to do."
>Newsreader: "The school district says this is not what they trained English teacher Paul Dawson to do."

This is amazing.

>caring about what you're "allowed" to say
Lmao...

And the British backed the Meiji Restoration. To end the Dutch monopoly on Japanese trade.

Originally Family Guy was decent but over the years as it got popular the writers got worse and worse.

My friend and I still make jokes about this.

No, the third one failed the hardest. He invented cornflakes specifically to lower libido (to be ingested with breakfast to combat the evil morning hard-on) and it does shit-all for that.

Jesus. Some woman got in trouble because she said while trying to be as PC as she can be "colored students".
>she racist
I don't think she was fired, but that's what the outrage mob is going for.
Meanwhile at the NAACP...
To me everyone is a "person of color" making the term pointless. Pretty sure there are black people out there who hate the fucking term all together.

Oh god, loads of them hate the terminologic bullshit, even the ones ostensibly willing to go along with the broader parade of nonsense from the liberals. Never underestimate the skewing effects of a few extremely intolerant nutjobs in a political movement. It's dangerous minorities that characterise entire movements.

>not posting the full version
youtube.com/watch?v=cQHQIhJbeFo

Not gonna lie, the bit with the white guy is the most obviously fake piece ever. Is this news program meant to be a parody?

youtube.com/watch?v=oRIyw-pJkUk

The piece is real, the white guy is a very new addition. How can you not tell?

Was the little nigga like Riley, or was he truthful to his story?

The white guy was edited in to take the piss out of the coloureds.

The guy trying to suck himself off has more art meaning and aesthetic than the dragon. Unironically.

Neither of them have any "meaning" whatsoever, don't kid yourself bud.

Same feeling for Yugioh Abridged for me.

>Think the writing is unique
>finally watch Aqua Teen Hunger Force
>90% of jokes are ATHF references

>On November 11, 2003, ArtNews has described Murakami's work as being in great demand.[18] Hiropon (1997), a life-sized satirical sculpture of an anime character with gigantic lactating breasts whose milk stream forms a jump rope, sold for $427,500 at Christie's auction house in May 2002
>its ok when japan does it

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>and then I found out that every penis I've ever seen was a cut one, including my own.
>every penis I've ever seen
>every penis
>penis

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That was in the past before other surgical procedures were developed for conditions such as priapism, thankfully, science has developed and circumcision should only be considered as THE last option.

Post the one with the blonde dude ejaculating, the one that sold over a million bucks.

>Implying there is an omnipotent God but is such a dumbfuck it can only speak through "sign" language

Semi related. Had to visit our college's art installation and found these abominations

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>Scientology is the ramblings of a retard that wanted to scam idiots out of their money. Seriously, this is like saying "why is Harry Potter more popular than my farting furries fanfiction".

You cant prove this wasnt the case for Christianity too. I mean, take a good look at Jesus and tell me its not a work of ficition.

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good job taking away the first half of my argument retard

Isnt there historical evidence of Christ?

you mean this?

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To be honest, the thing I was most surprised to learn hadn't been invented by South Park was the Shake Weight.

Oh you mean this? All that crap based on pic related?
>christianism has centuries of tradition, cultural value and community to rely upon.

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Mine was the human centiped, I thought south Park made that up to be gross.

babby's first edgy show for 13 year old millennials in the late 1990s

And now that they are adults in their 30s they realize it's trash

A sign in the sky of a brilliant cross just as you are praying for divine favor is a pretty clear indication, especially when you are victorious against the odds.

I have to inform you you are a delusional narcissist and unironically should be ashamed of typing this. And I say that as someone who doesn't fap to age gaps.

Tell me what isn't based about that pic?

Jesus did not do it for profit otherwise he would have started an insurrection when the Romans tried to take him

This is not the case with Scientology in which we know the founder literally did it for profit and was a documented pedophilic swindler

Or the many references to his existence by contemporaries and Roman authorities to the degree that there's more recorded proof in that century that Jesus existed as a real person than there is proof that Julius Caesar existed, and that it is incredibly retarded to expect that huge numbers of people would just make up a guy and worship him when there are dozens of other examples of "prophets" and "messiahs" in middle eastern and european history who didn't blow up quite as big as Jesus did

Same here. I hadn't even heard of scientology until I saw this. Looked it up the next day and I couldn't fucking believe it.

Yeah, its also the kind of thing that make for a good story. The kind of story you can use to sell your bullshit to a bunch of suckers. The kind of suckers who would repeat it over and over again until enough suckers believe it.

I'm reminded of this furry who went to art school for years and drew boring shit. And then when he later revealed his gay furry art, everyone was impressed and wished that he showed it off earlier.

Nobody is saying Jesus wasnt real. Its just that he probably was a jew hippie like in , and not the actual superpowered son of a god like in or fucking .

He's a teenager, it's safe to assume he was being retarded.

>Satirical

Sure

>christianity isn't the founding stone of current western civilization because I say so, lol

You fucking fedorafags are the worse.

>hurr all the Apostle would willingly die for a charlatan

Except he literally had all his soldiers paint JC's initials on their shields and armor BEFORE the battle. So cope all you want but the fact is that he was convicted in his beliefs and obviously most if not all of his soldiers were as well, due to their victory.

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I genuinely can't get into the mind of a LARPagan. Even fedora tippers are hard for me as an atheist. But LARPagans? It's like, they go from religion to non-religion then back to an even dumber, long dead religion? Makes no sense at all. Cringy as fuck.

That hyperbole isn't helping your case, as Caesar actually authored historical accounts.

Every time I see this video that fat lady starts yelling at the automated message and going "HOW'M I SPOSED TA FEED MAH KEEDS!" I cant stop laughing.

>And look where they are now.
The Christians borrowed stoicism and democracy from them, so part of their culture got to live on in the greatest civilization this world has ever seen.

The Ancient Greeks came out of that pretty well all considering, lots of civilization had far less lasting impact.

What's so ridiculous and hard to believe about the National Association of Marlon Brando Look-Alikes

He is called an ostrich in my country.

I've seen these guys downtown, I'm always worried they're gonna decide its time to kill whitey

Fun fact, these are only popular in the West. According to Murakami, Japs didn't give a shit about it until the yank hipsters started hyping it up.

They're retarded LARPers and I'm pretty sure their numbers are extremely small and shrinking, they'll never do anything dude.

What were only popular in the west? Anime figures? Are you kidding?

>Christians
>democracy
Oh lol, oh dear, oh my. You mean those organizations that have a few old influential men elect one of them to reign until death? The church was always monarchist in every single revolution. Western civilization borrowed democracy from the Greeks, not Christians. And we weren't talking cultures there, we were talking religions, Hellenism is fucking dead. As was Greek democracy at the time when they became christian.

This same for me especially after yeses of wondering the mega ultra chicken joke was about

I agree, but
>Western civilization borrowed democracy from the Greeks, not Christians
The Greeks WERE Christians my dude, that's where the majority of the first followers were converted. They're practically synonymous. Why do you think the earliest Biblical works were in Greek and the names of so many NT books are about Greeks in Greek cities? You're referring only to the pre-Christian times.

That time Venture Bros made an episode about testicular torsion was funny at first but left me genuinley scared for a couple of months
it turned out I just sprained a couple ligaments in my crotch

Link?

The giant postmodern goofy-ass anime statues of jizzbenders? Yeah. Only Western art hipsters were the only ones really into it, since Murakami's overall sculpting work is for a lack of better words mediocre. He makes up for a lack of skill with shock factor. It should also be noted Japan has a much stronger and more "thriving" sculptor scene, so they're not gonna be as impressed.

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You didn't read that correctly. The accent is on "Western civilization", not "Greeks". As in the West took a Greek idea. Christianity wasn't involved any more than let's say swimming or harp playing. Also the Greeks invented democracy long before christianity, and christianity was actually adopted as a tool for absolutism: it was to solidify and centralize the empire by abolishing free worship and affirming the power of the emperor. So christianity worked towards the opposite of democracy.

>TFW furry
>TFW hate your own fandom because of bullshit like this
>TFW just wanna jack off to furry guys in peace but have to get reminded of this crap daily.

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original got deleted off of youtube
dailymotion.com/video/x4imil2

>you have to be a part of a fandom to jerk off to something
Are you retarded? At least half of Yea Forums jerk of to furry shit and that doesn't stop them from hating furries and having nothing to do with them.

I know, but they got me before I came here. Sorry.

Most parents let their kids get circumcised because they never stop to question it.

Why? what's so wrong with...
>*clicks on link*

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Jesus, whose real named would have likely been something along the lines of Yehshua (Bronze Age version of Josh) was probably a real person whose actions were exaggerated and attributed to the supernatural over hundreds of thousands transcriptions, translations, and years of republishing.

WTF is it even a fandom to? "Furry" isn't "Batman", it's just a type of porn. It's like having to be in the blowjob fandom to watch Deepthroat. I though only dumbasses who like to dress up in fursuits are actually "part of the fandom". It's not even a situation where being part of the fandom makes the porn better, like Gravity Falls or Adventure Time.

Catholics hating witchcraft is like if Nazi's were allowed to continue existing after WW2 and had Nazi Schools and banned a book series depicting Judaism.

What does the church have to do with it?

With the few exceptions like say Spinoza (a jew, so he doesn't really count) and Voltaire most of the great enlightenment thinkers were Christian. The French revolution may have tried to de-Christianize France, but they failed. The democracy of Western Civilization is a Christian democracy. Christian dogma was always highly compatible with separation of powers, equality and democracy ... the church just needed to weaken a bit first before it came to the fore.

Only recently western civilization de-Christianized, now it is dead man walking demographically.

Wouldnt be the first time, or the last.

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I'm also sure that the wast majority of those people wiped their ass with tree leaves, does that also have anything to do with democracy? Because Christianity sure doesn't. Back then you were either Christian or charcoal. The only reason theologians were prominent thinkers, is because the church had hit bingo of having hoarded knowledge, money for research and free time to study while the nobles waged wars and peasants fed their lazy priest asses.

It's a paradox: a society powerful enough to see trough the crusade to it's logical conclusion is also too enlightened to engage in it.

liar

>southwestern emu
thats my new band name

>christianity isn't the founding stone of current western civilization just because you say so.
FTFY

Let me fucking guess, american correct? One of those lardburgers in white inbread?

>Christian dogma was always highly compatible with separation of powers, equality and democracy

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The difference is the existence of Jews is easily verifiable.

Where as the pagans who actually practiced witchcraft were so completely wiped from the historical record that aliens are more verifiable.

Now what does this say about all these morons who not only believe they are the protagonists of their own stories but also buy into the "happily ever after you fucking die" that all religions sell?

>I didn't think the game was THAT bad
I've seen a Livestream of it, the general consensus of the chat was it needed some polish but we've made far, far worse games since ET.

>The deist divine being is not that crazy
You are at the same level that xenusuckers and christfags.

I thought the general idea of religious fanaticism is you're a supporting character of a larger story. Hence the whole sacrifice for the greater power thing.

But each individual still believes is their destiny to be part of something bigger than themselves, as if their lives have an inherent purpose given by a supernatural intention and they find the one and only way to fulfil it.
Basically, religion "answers" the terrifying and inevitable question ¿will I ever not be? with a confident "nah".

Part of the new mumps and smallpox epidemic in America is because Orthodox Jews in New York refuse to vaccinate their children because it goes against their religious teachings. They also efuse to use tap water because it is infected with a small copepods (literally, Plankton from Spongeob Squarepants) because they deem it as "not kosher".

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>t. guy who sculpted that faggy dragon

I have this show on disc but I still haven't watched it.
Now I am happy because I'll be able to enjoy it for the first time.

Meaning: debatable.
Aesthetic: look up what that word means.

God bless Brian Swords.

Ah, the magical word... satirical!

How would that be historical evidence of the existence of Jesus?

It isn't. The Roman Empire is.

No, Link is an elf.

>"Furry" isn't "Batman", it's just a type of porn.

Porn is big with furries, but it's not all it is.

And don't forget, this is OLD.

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What society is that?

>This fake religion that some people believe in is stupid so we're exposing you to it
>This fantasy story that no one believes in will DAMN YOU TO HELL if you read it!
>based?

surprised it wasn't mentioned yet but i had no ideas wallabys existed until rocko's modern life and for most of the show i assumed that it was a fictional animal

Any idiot knows to hide their fetish. That's what makes it a fetish.

Fucking weirdos. Even as a weirdo myself, I'll admit this. As they see themselves as a marginalized group, they try to be ultra inclusive. Sort of like how LGB reluctantly let in T, or reluctant to let in Q, and is now being forcibly strained at the fabric to include like... 30 recently invented orientations/sexualities/persecuted groups.

>implying it wasn't a metaphor

t. philosophically illiterate

I disagree.
The scientology mythos of humans being reincarnated aliens makes a lot of sense, it could explain why human being appear to have such a higher intelligence and self-awareness that even the smartest of animals lack.
Scientology is ridiculous but it tries to pair spirituality with scifi, where as other religions generally just default to magic and morals that conflict with each other.

Also South Park could have actually gone harder on Scientology if they wanted to, Hubbard has done a lot of depraved shit.

if you take the adam and eve as metaphor, which most modern christians do, then it removes original sin which defeats the need for humans to be punished which raises the question of why god let's bad things happen without intervention.
This is then met with the argument that if god fixed things you wouldn't need faith, but doesn't explain why blind faith is a virtue to be respected.
Realistically a world that knows god exists but children no longer get cancer seems better, why would faith be more important than the innate desire to keep our children alive (which is a desire we can only assume god imparted on us as part of our moral foundation).
If faith is that crucial to god, to the point that he would rather allow countless suffering of innocents, then it makes me suspect maybe our god psychically feeds off worship like a leech, he now appears more like a cosmic daemon than a benevolent deity.

Ah, the old OvOvO.

L RON HOYABEMBE
youtube.com/watch?v=OVu-4K1b3i0

>which raises the question of why god let's bad things happen without intervention
It's mostly free will. You can't wipe the consequences of our actions without infringing on free will. If God had saved your daughter that was hit by a drunk driver, it would have negated that consequence of the driver.

Even shit like being born with down syndrome is the result of your parents choosing to fuck. It's not YOUR free will, but it's someones.

this is still not an excuse.
you're intentionally choosing examples that pertain to free will, children spntaneously getting cancer is not free will.
The only way you can construe that as free will is by hypothesizing that the cancer could somehow be a consequence of many other factors of will that lead to a child with the genetic predisposition to get cancer which is essentially determinalism which is the antithesis of free will.
God creates everything, he sets the rules.
When you control all factors there's no free will to be had anyway.

Just use soap you goddamn retard

you don't even need to use soap, in fact soap is considered an irritant that you shouldn't be directly applying to the glans of the penis regardless of whether you're circumicised or not.

To clean an uncircumcised penis all that's required is to run it under water for 1 second each day or 2.
Temperature doesn't matter, no scrubbing required, just pull it back in the shower.

dunno, I use soap every now and then and my dick is fine

How do you misread a post this badly?

So it was the youtuber

Health issues stemming from circumcision overwhelmingly outweigh those counteracted by it. Further, most circumcisions are done for religion reasons and follow dangerous and at times outright perverse practices, including rabbis at bris using their mouths to clean the blood from the wound.

I'm sorry you suffered.

jesus christ what happened this thread? Scientology, furries and the nation of islam

Wish we could turn back time

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Fighting Chef in The Stick of Truth and seeing him have a final moment of clarity and thank the children made me tear up a little.

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Are Haitians not Negros?

Shatner is a cartoon come to life and he aged like a fine prison hooch

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To be fair we need to stop asking senior citizens to pick waifus. They know not what they do.

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See, I knew about Yakub from listening to Wu-Tang Clan.
(sample starts at 4:16)
youtube.com/watch?v=PkQVMvGtzPc

Yakub is the God of /int/

>Its pronounced Yay-cub not Yah-coob

Watching South Park run on afternoon TV as a Yuropoor was like an insane window into the world of the US, and then you grow up and realize all the crazyness is true

Based Catholics, all wiccans deserve the chamber

Hyper is a shit fetish, real artists would make bank selling giantess statues

Yes, they started shit with the kids and the natives, then the native guy decided to have a staredown with some of the kids cause he didn't know what was going on.

It's thanks to those spineless fucks that I know see a ton of human art on furry art sites

Because you're an ignorant American mutt fed naritive from the glistening infected tit of Hollywood.

As someone who's sculpted I'm impressed that the autofellation sculpture is balanced so that it doesn't come off kilter, tumble, and break.
Like- it's gross but it's not poorly made or void of skill. Whereas the dragon isn't even fucking finished.

>They wanted to win the battle
>They won the battle
>HURR DURR the universe wills it

Also
>So cope all you want but the fact is that he was convicted in his beliefs and obviously most if not all of his soldiers were as well, due to their victory.
>due to their victory
History is writen by winners user. Of course they are going to give it whatever supernatural justification if that makes their case stronger, doesnt prove a god was on their side or that there is a god at all.
Your beliefs doesnt matter if you end up failing miserably.
theguardian.com/world/2018/nov/21/american-killed-isolated-indian-tribe-north-sentinel-island

For all the shit nu-Simpsons gets (and 99% is completely justified) this was actually funny and clever writing.
youtube.com/watch?v=7ADTtS8vd38

Lemme guess: Argentina?
It doesn't have the same effect if you are actually black.

>TRUE HOLOCAUST
The Static Shock live action is looking good

>her
>massive neckbeard

what

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The Chad Self Sucker
>an ouroborous showing how seeking self pleasure twists, contorts and turns your world upside down
The Virgin Dragon
>is a cool looking dragon

Memes aside the guy has every right to make his own art and criticize overuse of symbolism but he sounds like, well, a self-serving dick.

Similar situation in Italy. It's called Beep Beep and the older dubs tried to pass it off as a weird one-of-a-kind species of ostrich.

God, I can only imagine.
I've heard that South Park is popular in Japan the way anime is popular in America. It's a crazy yet accurate portrayal American culture

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Gotta be a “social media director” and not Shatner posting. I’ve always found it strange that a Canadian Jew would support neo-Nazis.

Not just cartoons but americans needing to have their parents save money from the moment they are born to go to university

I think that's pretty cool actually

Don't they just love it for shippingfaggotry though?

I bet if early humans had been capable of art the same way we are they totally would've drawn hot animal people.

>defending Scientology of all things to own the theists
These kinds of atheists are truly pathetic.

>muh real life politics is like this movie I watched when I was a kid
>and I'm the good guys, obviously
Cringe

No social media director would post the kind of shit that shatner does.

you kidding? furries have been around since art started

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America's obsession and fetish for firearms and their outdated loyalty to the Second Amendment shown in SP, Simpsons, and other adult cartoon shows. I thought it was a joke, but Americans really believe that domestic and foreign threats are justifications for citizens to be armed. It's the 21st century, no one is going to invade you. Your firearms have killed more people than saved. Get rid of them already.

Yes but you won't hear that clarified on national TV because changing the narrative so that a white boy in a MAGA hat is the victim of discrimination at the hands of black jews wouldn't fly

I know that feel

Is that what they told you, user?

That account is unfiltered Shatner. It's basically him shitposting.

I don't know what you're talking about in regards to neo-nazis.

The Native American drummer was trying to get both the sides to calm down and the MAGA kid responded by being a shit to him too.
Reminder that the MAGA kid's dad pays a firm to shitpost online to make him look good.

>You have to pay to learn more about Scientology
>The Scientologists will sue you if try to defame them, simply for telling others the truth about their religion unless you have significant clout
>The guy founded the religion was a science fiction author and even admitted Scientology is a fraud
Why do people defend Scientology to insult other religions? It doesn't make you enlightened, it makes you ignorant. Scientology is a clear scam that even the higher ups will admit to by practice and confession by their own founder. At the very least, Greek Mythology, Old and New Testament, Hindu texts and Buddhism can provide a human perspective of the past, histories and quotes that resonates with us, a glimpse of what our ancestors believed, and even provide practical advice that applies to contemporary times.

To say they're all the same, it's like trying to convince me that there isn't a difference between pagans or secularists.

God dammit Shatner, the last thing we need is fuel for more Star Trek fanfictions

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>how dare these peons take comfort in the idea that grandma and grandpa and their childhood puppy are in heaven or something instead of decomposing 6 feet under
*tip*

Honestly if I had to spend eternity with some of you people I'd probably prefer oblivion too

>t. Bootlicker

Shouldn't you gun lovers be busy starting another mass shooting? Or be a victim of a robbery gone wrong, because you escalated a simple robbery into homicide when you decided to fight back with firearms, so the robbers were forced to use lethal force against you?

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>Implying you average gun owner is responsible for mass shootings when all the recent notable ones have been clearly disturbed individuals with radical political beliefs
>Implying the FBI didn't let the Parkland shooting happen despite being aware of the shooters threats and online history
>Implying killing a home invader is the same as murder
>Implying it's the homeowners fault for escalating a situation when the poor innocent robber just wanted to steal from them a little
>Implying guns aren't specifically why the US hasn't gone full totalitarian dystopia like other disarmed countries
>Implying the myriad problems the average American has to face are any worse than getting jailed for misgendering someone, posting a meme, or watching a video the government doesn't approve of
You got a license for that baitpost?

so do the rest of us

>fine prison hooch
I love this phrase

I know this looks like a race thing but customers in every color, especially ones trying to save money, fucking suck if they don't get their way. Ever try telling a white soccer mom her coupon won't work?

How dare you mock the Redeemer

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I looked the bit up while stoned in college, then saw the Shatner original in the recommended feed without having realized Family Guy was parodying anything. I went from chuckling heartily at the Stewie version to eyes watering and struggling to breathe watching Shatner

I have a cut dick, and I think this is bullshit. We had a foreskin for a reason. If a fucking caveman can clean his dick, why can't we.

I wanted him to stick around, maybe go to heaven with the Mormons. Deserved bettah

>don't even have any Chef-specific fanart
I had to clip this from a character pastiche

Israel and Switzerland have fare more firearms per head that the US. Your point is old, and stupid.

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HE WILL PAY

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>that season five episode where Peter and company have to land a plane while Quagmire is giving them instructions from the control tower
>literally copy-pasting the setup, jokes, and climax of Airplane but much worse
As a kid/teenager I always speculated that the better writers from Family Guy were working on American Dad once that started, but now it's glaringly obvious that the show went down the shitter the EXACT time both shows were running.

Is Jason Alexander a weeb? Picking which loli is the hottest seems like a potential PR nightmare.

>Israel and Switzerland have fare more firearms per head that the US. Your point is old, and stupid.
Israel is literally an outpost closely surrounded by armed hostiles, and the Swiss guns are in the hands of people with compulsory military service, not bullied HS students and strung-out conspiracy theorists.

The entire 3rd season of the
Boondocks is just adapting viral youtube videos.

The Booty Warrior
youtube.com/watch?v=n9WClv4U5B8

Leprechauns in Mobile(this was popular for a while in Alabama before the boondocks adapted it)
youtube.com/watch?v=nda_OSWeyn8

Nigga and nigger are the same word. It's not the word that matters, it's who's saying it. The problem is that black culture has been a gatekeeper of cool for like 40 years or more and of course impressionable white kids are going to want in. That's how we get 'a' vs 'er' arguments when the real answer is that context is dead and unless you're black, you shouldn't say it at all unless you mean it maliciously.

I haven't seen any other group adopt a slur quite like this. Maybe the gays taking in 'queer' or white trash taking in 'redneck' but these aren't anywhere as historically devastating as the n word.

The belief is that blacks(west africans who were brought to the americas from the slave trade), latinos, and native americans are by default israelites. White people descend from Esau. White "jews" are khazar imposters and not true israelites. There are white israelites because when the black men conquered europe they had sex with the women and even though their skin diluted back white, they still have the israelite descent.

Read the bible its all in there.

I believe American Dad got better about 4 episodes in when they abandoned cutaways due to pressure from FamGam writers. Taking them away forced them to put all of their effort into jokes that build the show instead of distracting from it.

It's the part of belonging to a group that makes up a fandom, I just like reading Batman and discussing it with others, but when being a fan becomes some kind of movement or identity thing it's truly autistic
WE WUZ GODZ AND SHIEET

American Dad intentionally never had cutaways at all

This is different from regular collectible figures, this is by some underground artist with some sort of pretentious motivation beind it. Regular artists, from doujin sickos like Wancozow to the guy who writes High School DXD, just do it for the boobies and/or money
This and even then Murakami is overshadowed (and overshocked) by Makoto Aida

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Lonesome cowboy?
I saw of them in person at the DAM, as well as the titty jumproper.
I think Murakami is fucking hilarious.

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>Israel is literally an outpost closely surrounded by armed hostiles

Israel is literally an armed hostile.

>make edit to dunk on blacks about how you're a white man who'd respond in a white fashion
>not actually white at all
huh

And the stereotypical black dialect/accent/whatever the term is pronounces it with an a instead of an er.
And as far as I can tell, the guy in that image is white.
It's been a while since I saw that episode, so I'm not sure on this, but it might have been a joke about white people not understanding that it's just pronounced differently because of who's saying it, and assuming they're different words.
But again, I haven't seen it in years, so I don't really know if that's part of the joke or not.

I saw this in person once.

not even Yea Forums related but as a kid I always thought Crash was a fox, I didn't know about bandicoots since there aren't any in my country
also Wolverine in X-Men was translated as Farkas in my country which is the Hungarian word for wolf, I didn't know about wolverines until my first English lesson in 7th grade

I live in Central Europe, I always thought Kool-Aid Man was just Family Guy parodying dumb soft drink mascots

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Did you have a stroke or something?

>To be fair we need to keep asking senior citizens to pick waifus. They know exactly what they do.
ftfy

I live two towns over from a decently populated church of scientology building...
The houses next to and behind the church have been stuck in "for rent" limbo since I moved to Connecticut 5 years ago. GOLLY GEE I WONDER WHY

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Hugh Jackman didn't even know wolverines were real until after he started filming X-men. He told the director he was studying wolves to get into character and imitating a wolf walk and the director asked him what he was doing. he told him he had studied wolves and was then told he wasn't playing a wolf character, then Jackman asked what wolverine was supposed to be if not a wolf and wolverines weren't real, which led the director to tell him to go to a zoo

That is hilarious.

>he doesn't know the Bible is a giant metaphor,that works as a whole piece but it's filled with subtext
I mean geez why did you think in the old testement God ordered a guy to kill his own son,it was not for him to prove that he believed.
It was for God to see if someone really could kill their own flesh for the greater good

DC, right?
where can I find them?

also unrelated but how do you make a cheap mac and cheese lobster pasta dish?

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>have circumcised dick
>it still works
>people argue about what a dick should be
Who the fuck cares as long as it works dumbasses

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>I-its important for Israel to have individual liberties
>B- BUT NOT THE US!!1!
Sure.

I'm picturing a delighted Hugh Jackman visiting a wolverine exhibit at a local zoo and just regarding them as if they were unicorns

>haha some people think 2+2 = 5
>but everyone knows 2+2 = 4

"You better run!"
What about the pork association?

> hey this car only has 3 wheels!
> "but it still works!"
it was working perfectly *before* the operation, shithead.

And some pretty in depth math jokes in the earlier seasons.

Oh fuck off. The dick works quit fucking crying about some fucking skin that does not matter.

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They are right tho.

Based.

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Then why does inbreds keep quoting it every time they try to justify their homofobia?

They didn't know where he stole the jokes from. I never really liked pre-cancellation family guy because I'd actually been exposed to lots of old movies and TV shows by my parents so it always just seemed so derivative to me.

Conversely, I actually liked Family Guy after it came back from cancellation, for the 2 or so seasons before it just devolved into shock humor and increasing amounts of edginess. It really found a good niche in that brief window.

It's not defending scientology as much as its bashing theism itself

Is cringe the same as offended?

That's exactly what happened to Leah Remini.

They probably have one and aired it once, using a projector and a wall of a public building.

Its a Tumblr tourist probably upset that Shatner's admitted to browsing /pol/ and Yea Forums.

Mexican here, Wolverines are known as Glotones which means "Gluttonies" so I imagined them being fat animals.

For his first cartoon appearance he was known as Dynamic Needle. And in the 90's cartoon as Guepardo, some word mix between a Leopard and "gue." Just some random word.

I imagine Bryan Singer going to the zoo and fuck animals, but yeah Wolverine mostly acts like a werewolf. Heck at first I felt Jack Nicholson in Wolf as the closest we would ever get to Wolverine in the big screen.

>The credits are all John/Jane Smith.

Nearly every European culture have some sort of house spirit myth. In Polish dub they even used the name for the Polish one (Krasnoludek) instead of Nordic Nisse.

> I was brutally gangraped in my puss

> who gives a fuck it still works doesn't it?

>that does not matter
cut the skin off your index finger
the finger still works and it was just useless skin!

My autism paying off again: knew what wolverines are since I was about eight because I saw them in a picture book.

I also knew what a sable is.

The drummer was lying his ass off about everything, including his past as a soldier. The kids were literally just standing there.

I have seen wolverines as villains in a cartoon, but they didn't look like wolverines at all. Also Wolverine's name was never translated to Polish, so I never connected the two.

Their claws are semi-retractable.

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>can you lend a nigga a pencil
i have seen this over 30 times and i'm in tears

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How are you impressed, you can see enough of its bottom is flat so it doesn't fall over.

It's still stupid

It's not even very realistic.

>Being a shit
>Literally did nothing but stand there
Tell me, how should the underage child have responded to the grown ass man beating a drum in his face?

>black culture has been a gatekeeper of cool for like 40 years
Black culture is theft

It's like saying Hendrix was revolutionary when everyone knows he plagiarized all his shit from Clapton

Even nowadays its the same shit, look how many "chillhop" soundcloud niggers exist after Nujabes and vaporwave were a thing (Japanese & nerdy whites respectively)

>that well spoken black guy in suit

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That's not how cults work. Most scientologists are in for a purpose through slavery. Also, secret prisons, sexual favors and craziness

>tight foreskin
Yeah... but thats totally rare and never happens, right?

Roadrunners are literally giant cuckoos. So you can say they're the ultimate cucks.

Not you people again. I know you hate niggers and want to act like they have not made anything good but whites have stolen a lot shit from other cultures too.

Less than one percent of teenagers. I don't know how much 'less than one percent' boils down to.

It certainly does not justify cutting off part of the penis of every male as an infany.

Look at this slave.

I thought the Clerks writers made up that show about Abraham Lincoln's black butler.

>didn’t I try to adopt that 18 year old Korean girl
not Yea Forums but I never got this joke until last year when I rewatched Naked Gun 33 1/3

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Whites have mostly stolen from each other.

I felt the same way I was shown a preview of Rick and Morty and it had verbatim dialogue from an infamous court case.

That vid is not from an actual episode

That's not from an episode, that was literally just a side thing with the explicit purpose of, "We're taking dialogue from a real court case."

not precisely the case, but I rewatched this after then years and I got the joke

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Secret_Diary_of_Desmond_Pfeiffer

Huh.

....I'd say that's highly debatable, bro. We stole four entire continents. That's gotta be some kind of record.

youtube.com/watch?v=7vN_PEmeKb0

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>that comment section
These are the disgusting animals that engage in this behaviour

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and the same happened with that one, it took me to rewatch it to realize

its not funny its angering

black people are just the worst

Leave Grieve-Tan out of this!!

everyone says negro/nigger here in russia without a 2nd thought

2019 and Muslims have been going strong on their killing spree.

How come Christians always get a pass on this shit? Murder doesn't matter if you wear a uniform?

Ever heard niggers fantasizing about rising up against the white slavers? Unlike niggers, haitians actually did it. It was the fucking real life Planet of the Apes, what do you think it was the boogieman before Napoleon? A second Haiti.
Ever heard niggers saying WE WUZ KANGZ unironically? Haitians did it too, the first thing they did after getting their independence was making a monarchy, twice

>let me compare it to gang rape. That’s same as losing some lose skin right
>cut the skin off your index finger
the finger still works and it was just useless skin!
If my finger still works then yeah. You fucks take this argument way to fucking seriously. Shut the fuck up about it already because most people who aren’t cut and those that are don’t give two shits about it

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The Haitians are at fault for rising up against brutal enslavement?

T. a racist

What the fuck. Like some kind of overstuffed sausage?

christ I've got to watch this show

>>Implying killing a home invader is the same as murder
Yes, murder is worse than robbery. Self-defense isn't an excuse, especially because you can't determine if the robbers were intending to use lethal force. You just assumed it is and believe killing someone is justified because you think they're a threat. That's no different killing Arabs or Blacks because they just happen to commit a little more violent crime than average. That bigotry. And it's wrong. Shame on you.

>>Implying it's the homeowners fault for escalating a situation when the poor innocent robber just wanted to steal from them a little

Just let them have it. It's just stuff. You can buy another one. Life can't be replaced. And you escalated a simple robbery into a a potential homicide if you resist. Just stop resisting and accept your situation.

Actual good trolling. Well done, user. You blow all the shitposters nowadays out of the water.

Hey, thats me!

>no one is allowed to say negro
That's not true. I say "negro" all the time.

Of course most of them are shit tier fursonas too
People need to get that less is more when it comes to designs

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the Nigga momment.
its amazing how stupid the American black culture is, everything is this need to prove how much black you are.

When I was a kid I thought it was "alien" Gonzalez.

the doomsday clock from watchmen

>murder is worse than robbery
Well in a way yes,if you want to be pedant,one of those two cause one less death

Have you drived a car with 3 wheels, a vehicle like that is far from working.

>eventually they were drawn out of the caves by Moses who "taught them to wear clothes". Moses tried to civilize them, but eventually gave up and blew up 300 of the most troublesome of them with dynamite

What the hell did I just read?