Be Matt Hagen

>be Matt Hagen
>be famous macho movie star
>become shapechanging clay monster
>escape at the end by transforming into a BIG TIDDY girl and walk off

what did bruce timm mean by this

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are you saying that, if you had the power to shapeshift, you wouldn't transform into a big tiddy biddy and start molesting yourself all the time?

Clayface is a tranny

If he's a famous manly man actor with a plethora of roles suited to such, then disguising himself as a random dame on the street is a great way to fool the Fuzz and sneak off.

He later created a little girl alias to act as a scout; clearly he knows how to blend in to keep most people aside from the Bat Family off his back.

TFW Annie was just Clayface roleplaying and everyone got fooled, even the viewers

Feel like Clayface would be better as a female villain from the get go.

You mean Mystique?

There's a female Clayface in the comics.

I guess i will be the one to ask. Can you fuck clayface and would it feel good.

>ywn be Clayface and transform into a Tig Bitty girl and schlick to your hearts content.

Why even live?

That's probably the first thing I'd do if I became a shapechanging clay monster.

No, I mean from the start.
Mystique can't do as much as Clayface, physically.

do you think clayface fugged anyone while in female form

Nah, but he /is/ an actor. He'd probably do it if it was required for a "role."

I forget. Could clayface transform into inanimate objects also? I can only remember him doing people

He turned his arms a hammer, brick wall, and blades.

No user that's gay

I think Matt Hagen was supposed to be a closeted fag. The only one who knew his shamwful secret was his bottom

Came here to say this. If you were a shapeshifting man why the fuck wouldn't you turn yourself into a hot chick with giant tits?

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What were those bikers planning to do?

Okay, so can we see a better pic of what he turned into? For scientific reasons, of course

Yeah when rewatching that episode it really feels like those two are fucking.

They were going to capture Annie, grab her and then hold her hand

I dunno user.

What are YOU planning to do to her?

Buncha sickos.

Please

Best I can find, they are pretty nice
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Meaning he went completely psychotic.

Big clay tits

is this annie's figurative mommy

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They had a Lady Clayface in the late 80's. Sondra Fuller.

And she didn't do much until Basil Karlo came out of retirement, wiped out the prior Clayfaces, and took their powers for himself.

So masturbating?

The best ep. To me was even better the heart of ice and two-face. Watching s2 now, on ep 3.

how do you molest yourself

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Would you?

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Would I what

M-MOMMY

>not shapeshifting into a cute loli

Was clearly hinted that Matt Hagen was gay, he had a effeminated firend following hm around who knew his secret.

But why would he turn himself into a loli, when he could transform part of himself into one?

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Well, he didn't really wipe them out, one of them was already dead and the other 2 got married

Annie was Matt Hagen all along user. Method acting.

This whole "He was gay" thing is kind of weird. Most gay men don't dream of becoming women. They dream of being men fucking men.

The way Hagen's buddy runs up to Matt at one point and happily clings to to his arm like Matt's best girl + the way he's so caring to Matt in general certainly seems like more than just friends.

It may be ambiguous, but it's a way more mature and positive portrayal of a gay couple than most media trying to score virtue points.

Hagen was insane by the end of that episode, so we can take it with a grain of salt.

And you can take it a lot of ways, maybe he spent his whole life being this beloved macho heartthrob actor, so he decided to see if he could be just as seductive as a woman, just for shits & giggles.

>his secret
Seriously doubt it was a secret; they weren't very self-conscious about being so close. I remember a later episode talking about all of Hagen's girlfriends, so people probably knew he was bi.

And he started out giving himself huge tits, then became a loli

>People in this thread thinking a big time actor wouldn't be a big fruit salad already.

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>I remember a later episode talking about all of Hagen's girlfriends, so people probably knew he was bi.
More like he was very closeted. Even today A-list actors pretend to be straight for the cameras, see Chris Evans. Back then it was even worse

i mean does it feel like flesh or does it feel like clay?

Yea Forums asking the big questions here.

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