WTF why is Bane just a fat guy ??

WTF why is Bane just a fat guy ??

I thought he was supposed to be stronger than batman, where are his abs ??

nolan you hack

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I can see why a sponge-shaped neckbeard such as yourself would think he is fat, but he isn't. He has a classic strongman build - muscle growth over muscle definition.

I heard 70s or 80s Bane actor died of steroid abuse after the movie.

then he's just a fat man with above average strengh

muscle definition is achieved by deydration.

>this is what americans believe

Nolan's Bane is Bane in name only.

I can tell tell whether this is a bait thread or not, but just in case it isn't I'd like to point out that strongmen =/= bodybuilders. Comics ain't real, mate, I hate to be the one to break it to you.

Nobody cared who I was until I put on the mask.

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Not before he voice acted as Venom in Spider-Man and his Amazing Friends

Why does tom hardy put on a goofy fucking accent for half of every movie he's been in?

>grrrrrr

What did Nolan mean by this?

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He was stupid dumbass gorilla, but i fucking love his design.

My headcanon is that he so stupid cause postoperation shock and later behind the scenes he became sane in Arkham and became real problem. I really would like to see Burtonverse comicbook with this scenario.

What's the difference ?

What female bodybuilder should portrait Bane in the next Batman film?

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The lack of abs aren't the problem. It's the lack of muscle mass. Also, he's a manlet.

Strongmen = lifting as much as possible, looking good isn't necessary, you just need mass
Bodybuilder = all about looking good, needs as little body fat as possible, strength is compromised when at competition weight

pretty sure its bait but there's people that unironically think this
being strong is just being as massive and big as possible
just having abs and aesthetics is just superficial because they're probably weak ass fuck

so having abs doesn't make you stronger ?

no, having abs just makes you look like a statue of a Greek god or something.

you know, the beauty ideal from when the prevailing sexuality was not heterosexuality, but the simple rule that men were allowed to fuck anything smaller than them.

All that matters is he's a big guy

fat guy
>for you

maybe he refused to go on the gas this time, but he was much better looking in Warrior

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Try comparing a weightlifter to a bodybuilder

Consider the following: people with visible abs don't have HUGE abs. All of the muscles weight lifters care about are ones that can get HUGE. The abs just aren't a muscle group capable of extreme growth, so their visibility is more about pushing your body fat as low as possible and making sure you aren't retaining water. They're a sign of general athleticism, but not of power.

>no
then what's the point ? you can just eat all the KFC you want and still be strong ? why did no one tell me this ? why does batman have abs ?

He looks like a typical military grunt that trains for strength.
Which he is. He's not in a bodybuilding contest.

Marvel did it right with Wolverine but no other heroes would really look like the dehydrated body builder look you get. And even then, they only look like that during season.

Look at any weigh in compared to fight night - they look dehydrated and unfit as fuck, because they're weak due to no water. Bodybuilders are the same, they go without water for days sometimes and often are on the verge of collapse

>Marvel did it right
But Wolverine isn't supposed to look dehydrated. Wolverine is stocky, bulky. Closer to a strongman.

My problem is that he's a 180cm manlet.

The bigger issue is he's like 5 feet tall.
Tom Hardy is my dream casting for Wolverine though

>being strong means you need 12 abs and your entire vascular system popping out
You do realize pretty much all genuine strongmen have pretty similar looks, right?
Bodybuilders emphasize the aesthetics, to look strong rather than actually building it. Not that they can’t be strong, but it isn’t the focus. Strongmen don’t really care about the aesthetics or even appearing as a bit of a unit, they train to increase their actual strength. But to get to those levels they need a fuckton of calories and the like to maintain those levels. Tom Hardy is also 5’9, so he can have an easier time pulling that look off.
Not at all it just means you have a low amount of body fat.

Yes.
But you forgot "regularly lifting backbreaking weights after KFC".

>believing bullshit

You're just a fatass

It's an actual plot point in the movie. CIA explicitly calls him fat ("you're a big guy"), and it's been theorized that his weight (not the explosives) causes the plane to crash.

>theorized
Bane outright states it. He's a big guy "for you" (meaning CIA). That is, he intentionally gained weight to unbalance the plane in order to kill CIA.

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