Sticc thread

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Yes

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what is this from? probably one of the few times pearl has been unironically cute

Viscous
O111
Go commision him, hes open rn

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Can't have a sticc thread without Violet.

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Still hurts.

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were they always this big? I remember them being big but not this big I should really replay that game

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>were they always this big?

Yes, it was her iconic look. This was back when Final Fantasy wasn't as over designed as modern FF games. So you have simple easily recognizable characters.

Barret was a Mr. T type big guy, Cloud was the protagonist with spiky hair and Tifa was the one with the big boobs.

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Agreed

Creepy Pearl>Canon Pearl

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SU is fucking shit but i have to know.

how did that thing with pearl having vampire teeth start?

was it a one time thing that propagated as a joke?
because it's making my peepee hard and i'm kinda mad

I wouldn't say it's really a thing, some fetish artist did some material of it way back, this is unrelated

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I'd watch this shit if she looked like that, good God.

>Want to enjoy sticc
>90% of it is pedoshit
I still fap, but the moments right after make me question myself

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You people will prove me with much laughter in the coming months.

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Pearl teeth, with other gem fangs in general is basically desperate fangfags like me latching onto reaction shots where a character might be drawn with slightly pointed teeth when angry

When you have a fetish like ours, you really take what you can get

Viscous' Pearls are an absolute delight though

>all these flavors and you chose chocolate titcow

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Probably this.

It is implied at several points that at least some of the Gems have sharper and more pointed teeth than humans, but they usually aren't drawn that way.

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hot.

Group overlap is a bitch, isn't it?

Mossa

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What about "sticcs" is attractive? All the attractive female parts are minimized to such a level they shouldn't be attractive anymore, right? Genuinely curious.

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It's more conservative with feminine shapes so you get off on the minute details more.

t. thiccfag

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I want to fuck that noodle

Petiteness is feminine

This might be bad but I love the ribs

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Her limbs are so thin. She should have broken bones after every race

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As a Big Guy, unironically the physical feel of a delicate girl in your hands.
A woman is gonna have things to grab onto in any case, but running your fingers along her ribcage, seeing her clavicles, hip bones etc.
Or its just my fetish idk

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I'm glad I was in the right place in the right time to be bestowed with the gift of this kink

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>not posting the thot

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Loving sticc just means you are low key gay. Chang my mind.

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>liking petite, delicate women makes you gay

You people never cease to amaze me with your tardation

She's so cute. Best girl.

This is heartbreaking, I want to see her lovely fangs grow as long and as sharp as she wants.
And then tenderly gnaw me.

>Chang my mind.
Sure, sticc is not exclusive to either sex but it's only women who can achieve the next stage of my sticc obsession: pregnant sticc.

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>pregnant sticc
She'll be dead at the end assuming it comes to term at all which it likely won't.

Small
No tits, no ass, no soft fat.
Might as well be fucking a guy.
And he calls me a tard for calling him out of his low key wanting to fuck men.

vagina

>All the attractive female parts are minimized
don't stop being female parts despite their size

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So you want to fuck a guy with a vagina?

Holy fuck, Goldie Blox?

That isn't sticc. She has c cups and wide hips.

I have a sticc gf, can confirm they are hot. She likes being carried and dominated, which is nice in my books.

Do you like the female body (whole), or just certain parts? That is a question you should ask yourself.

I find sticc to look very feminine overall probs because of the fragility, also things like belly stretches and legspreads become far more arousing. There is something aesthetically pleasing about it

Sticc is fun. You have to have a very good grasp of bone anatomy to draw anything.

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>c cups
She'd fit inside a c cup, user. A 3 inch AA at her scale isn't very sticklike, but on human scales of stickness, she's a rounding error.

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BRING CYBORG NOODLE BACK

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sticc girls can have a nice ass.

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That's nonsense. The femboys I like look nothing like the sticc girls I like.

wut

Legs, face and vulnerability stand out more.

Low key gay is liking hyper muscle girls

user is always an expert on what is gay.

It is known

>SU is fucking shit but...
Every time

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>that long ass white arm

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We're on Yea Forums They're all closeted pedos

Where/how do I find more Steven/Pearl art?

I tried stevenxpearl tag on tumblr with very scarce results. Link me up with the doujins if you have 'em. Please.

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You dont know much about pregnancies do you?

Well we are on Yea Forums afterall

The pretty boys I jack off to look nothing like the skinny girls I jack off to. What are you, dense?

YES

god, I want to break every bone in her body
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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Low key necro skeletons lovers

Nothing bad with some draugr-loving, every now and then

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DioPearl

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Sticc becoming thicc really hardens my dicc

Not in the original, no.

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The filth feels appropriate for a lesbian.

dude, that is the original.

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Why did the last thread get deleted again?

You mean ?
It wasn't deleted, there just wasn't enough interest for it to survive

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>Pearl will never bite you
It hurts, breh

Pearl makes stick people look deformed and ugly.

Despite the fact stick people are suppose to look like miniature version of curvy girls

I want more spooky sticcs

To answer your question...

This looks disgusting/unhealthy
This looks appealing/healthy as fuck

>steven/pearl
first step is to hang yourself

What's the limit on how stacked someone can get before she's no longer a sticc? Or is thicc/sticc determined primarily by hips?

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>but they usually aren't drawn that way.
Because the team couldn't follow a character sheet if their lives depended on it.

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Reminder than anything with less flesh than this is considered a hungry skeleton and thus is considered necrophilia

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That's a normal average weighted body.

THIS, NOW THIS IS A POST

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Sticcs for centuries.

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melusine? is that you?

the two anons working on it have said they're big on Tintin, Melusine and Pepper Ann

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so what's the name of this series

witchwayswitch.com

> though it never comes up, pearl laments that human fashion has become such simple shapes with minimal to no accessories

I love them

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HAHAHAHAHA

The og stick.

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Such a cutie.

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>but the moments right after make me question myself
Liar. If you had any shame left you wouldn't keep coming back.

Absolutely!

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>adding curve to sticc
Get out

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you could just post anything by Simon

guy loves sticc girls.
When he tries to draw a curvy adult woman, it just looks awkward

We'll then

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Pearl ruined my fucking life, now I'm addicted to rail thin ladies with sharp noses

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Indeed I could

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>sticc Nani
absolute heresy
but fucking CUTE

She's around.

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Only slight curves...in the legs.

>tight butts
>perky tits
>legs aren't built like tree trunks
>actually have a thigh gap
>only orders salads
it's peak femininity user

underrated

I'm convinced Simon lives in a malnourished starved village or something

user, even sticcs can have saggy butts and boobs

Isn't he in like the Philipines or someshit

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Jokes on you, mai waifu is a corpse!

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Hey that looks exactly like MY waifu. One could even say She's a dead ringer.

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What about smol sticks?

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those are child-bearing hips. not sticc.

where does he have his gallery? can't find him on twitter or pixiv and his tumblr is banned

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thank you, have something in return

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Cuphead is GREAT for Sticc ladies.

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good drawing but terrible filter.
fuck my eyes. Who thinks this looks good?

The game devs, since it's part of the look.

Well that's not very period accurate

As a sticclet who has asked this of men before:

Its exaggerated sexual dimorphism, just in a different form. Men are supposed to be big and strong so when the woman is the opposite they perceive it as being really feminine. One said that it reassured him I probably wouldn't get fat in the relationship, since I was thin to begin with if I gained weight I'd still look good to him while a bigger girl had less margin to gain weight while still being perceived as attractive. Another just preferred smaller breasts and sticc girls are more likely to have small breasts.

Over all they preferred cute to sexy and I think they had a hard time seeing voluptuous girls as being cute as well as sexy.

Can you post that in here ?

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I had to draw this QT Sticc

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Didn't mean to quote for that.

Sure it is. Old timey theater projectors weren't that sharp.

Fantastic Olive yoto! She is delightfully cute!

cute
that doesn't look remotely accurate to a film projector

do you even know what chromatic abberation is

cute!

They were only ever that big in the FMV cutscenes. The in-game 3D models and the official artwork never had them that big.

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by 1997 standards, even skinny Tifa is a fucking milktank.
it was a vastly different time.

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>empty boobs hanging off a stick
Man I wish I could post some

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This is weird.

Where can I found this artist? His name is kind of generic.

kaatyuun

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>That lipstick mark
>That hair pull
>That handholding
>The shoulder touch
This pic really does it for me.

Yeah, it's gross. Doesn't matter that much if you don't get caught though.

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most based shit ever you sauce us with the uncensored version

The creator of this is either a girl and/or was molested as a child, there's no other explanation for such fucked up preferences

>closeted
lurk more my friend

her art style was based off a graphic novel she once read as a kid. Then she gained a teeth fetish and draws some characters with a mouthful of shark teeth

Not him, but thanks friend.

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It's a he.

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i've seen many people say girl and guy I honestly gave up

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God why couldn't they have given her eyelashes canonically it looks so much better

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Look at the beauty

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It only takes very slight changes to make Pearl look better because she's one of very few characters on the show without grotesquely chunky body proportions.If it wasn't for her stupid hairstyle and big nose she'd be an good-looking woman in a show full of blob people.

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Ungh Simon's sticcs are so good. I love his sticcs. Just all of them. Such good faggots.

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>the bird nose doesn't make him hornier
How can one user be in possession of such shit taste

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God my heart.

Them being light and flighty makes the prospect of pinning them down in your lap extra sophisticated. Can't be too rough, so you have to be gentle. Appeals to the protector instinct for me, but also my dick.

This thread convinced me how great sticcs are

I still love huge ass tiddies tho

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consider the following--
sticcs with huge tiddies.

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I used to follow him before tumblr went to shit
It’s a guy but I’m pretty sure he identified as non binary or something

Variety is the spice of life, nothing wrong with the ability to appreciate multiple types of things

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It’s weird how the glasses make her face structure look different

wait, is this minus8

Having a small petite gf makes me feel big and powerful

draw a slim-thicc thot olive
put some slutwear on her

>t.nigger

rebecca really does draw the best pearls

Very nice, dude

twitter.com/simon_7617118
Only go to kaatyun if you want to FBI sleeper agents following you around

Use saucenao, dummy

I really wish she looked like this in the newest phase. Suddenly turning into a curvy thot would be impossible as she was already a grown woman on plastic beach. The only explanation is she got tons of plastic surgery which makes me sad.

but think about it, with the characters aging in real life, we'll have an ara ara milf Noodle soon.

No! Milf noodle should still be sticc and small!

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Why is 40k autism near the brony level of the spectrum

>I really wish she looked like this in the newest phase
Does she not?

No she doesn't she's thicc now for some reason

>How can sticcs even compete?

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Sticcs and planccs are friends

Read Anya's Ghost. A spooky sticc and a shy thicc become friends.

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I haven't seen that.

what is the sauce on these characters?

one of those has the name of the character so I'll just say camp camp

get that gay shit out of here

Man of culture, found out about the book through that artist. Even found an askblog after I got the book

source/artist?

I seen this eyelashes thing in other thread back then and i been thinking,could someone else in here give her a pretty eyelashes as well.

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You must have been dropped on your head

I still think she's got a bun in that oven.

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But this one is more canon and logical..

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Nah, I like the teary eyed desperate grasping of Stacy as the alpha female moves in on her waifu

Nope, Vanessa's into shotas, big nose shotas

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that pic is one of the best of the topic, but there are a lot of pics of Candice as a straight girl being seduced by lesbians.

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Sticks tend to have cute appealing energetic personalities but I find it's mostly just the personality they have going for them and not the body.

Imagine OP's pic of Noodle dancing around like that with big tits bouncing around... or Pearl... or my pic but it's a luscious curvy busty big-breasted woman with big hips / ass. That is the true redpill.

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>SlimFags

I refuse to acknowledge that shit

Buuuuut user.....it's CANON.
>Plus her ugly feet.

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Martha needs love also.

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Put eye lashes on the reflection..

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go to an edit thread faggot

I don't think any have been made.
Which is why I'm making one myself.

What would plancc be? A woman with broad shoulders and hips, but still skinny?

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>Imagine OP's pic of Noodle dancing around like that with big tits bouncing around... or Pearl... or my pic but it's a luscious curvy busty big-breasted woman with big hips / ass.

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Much obliged drawfriend.

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if you don't mind

I miss splooge works.

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Sorry, it's not pure without the original trinity.
>It was excellent with Jenny nick-naming Candace candy.

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What the hell is going on with Annie's legs?

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what the fuck is this actually canon?

No, you moron
God, if only

No, genius

That's not sticc that's petite sticc specifically is girls that are taller and have long legs.

same.

>Chang my mind.
>Chang
Okay uh...
>You stupid gwai lo! Woman should a be skinny! Fat make woman slow, make woman unhealthy. Have health problems. Then she make baby. Baby have her health problems! Small woman let give baby health problem! Stupid!

She's starting to like it..

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Best version coming in boys!

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Whoa

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Party's not over till I say so

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>pancake nipples on the left

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That's not even remotely sticc

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Jesus christ user, this is a blue board.

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Thats not thicc that's just basic female anatomy

Sticcs were born to suffer.

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Misread the OP?

drew an old timey Tifa while listening to sugarland shimmy

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I was a flat girl with a big ass, basically a STICC on top THICC on bottom. Where should I look?

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These characters are not conventionally attractive, which leads them to be very vulnerable, which means they are more "available."
Liking ugly women is a form of coping for low self-esteem, anyone who says otherwise has double digit IQ.

>These characters are not conventionally attractive

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>it's her dress
A man can dream, user, a man can dream

>liking skinny girls is bad
>you MUST love bigger, larger women
>implying skinny women are ugly
>implying
>Liking ugly women is a form of coping for low self-esteem, anyone who says otherwise has double digit IQ
>>>>>Liking ugly women is a form of coping for low self-esteem

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>ATTRACTION BASED ON BASEST INSTINCTS GOOD
>ATTRACTION BASED ON REASON BAD

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>Imagine OP's pic of Noodle dancing around like that with big tits bouncing around... or Pearl... or my pic but it's a luscious curvy busty big-breasted woman with big hips / ass.
blasphemy

so from what I've learned in this thread Cubed Coconut isn't bad

Rather than just posting softcore, just post the actual artist
PudgeRuffian is a great one

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I like it. It's surprising how well her design already fits the style.

post the other two

not him but liking ugly women probably means you like women that you feel are approachable and on par with you or maybe even uglier than you, and you are the prize to her. the fact that you lower your standards for even imaginary women means that you dont feel like a beautiful one would be faithful to you. you arent good enough. so in retaliation, you perceive beautiful women as nasty, and ugly women as virtuous, and thats what gives them their appeal.

hmm.... well now that you mention it...

I don't have thing for REALLY ugly women, but women who are... sub-par for the course I guess you could say. I've been flirting with one girl at work before she moved away with her husband. She sucked me off at McDonald's behind the cleaning shelf so that was pretty fucking good

Noodle's original form was also basic female anatomy. Not all women are the same fully grown and the way Noodle became shaped seemed like they wanted her to be like "SHE'S AN ADULT NOW" but that's not how that fucking works

you fucking idiot

Does he post anything at all anymore?

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>Imagine OP's pic of Noodle dancing around like that with big tits bouncing around... or Pearl... or my pic but it's a luscious curvy busty big-breasted woman with big hips / ass. That is the true redpill.
We get it you like tits now fuck off

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OR it could just mean that they look more "realistic" to you. Most women don't look like supermodels or whatever a hollywood movie wants you to think a woman should look like. And thus appreciating a woman who looks just like a normal girl and not some crazy fantasy is more believable and real to you. Who actually wants to date some actress? What do they have to offer you other than money I guess? A "normal" girl you can have a connection with.

I only like tall sticc but sticc girls just look super cool, especially if they're somewhat androgynous.

>noodle with giant tiddies
No.
She's perfect the way she is.

I just like really sleek and slim designs in general.

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It's less of that and more of being realistic for me. Obviously I could do better, but given my general laziness and the fact I'm easily impressed...

Well, let's just say I'll take what I can get.

>She's perfect the way she is.

Unfortunately for you her tits keep developing larger every era. She would have been an adult in her twenties by Plastic Beach yet the titty enlargement continues a decade later.

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Pearl was made to be dominated by men and men only.

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There's some theory that says humans are naturally attracted to people that look kind of like us, with subtle differences. This is why, if you're white or asian, you might not like the other, but someone that's 50/50 stands out.
It's explained by if some variation revs your engine, you might take a spouse from the next tribe over, adding more diverse genes to the local pool.

It explains, at any rate, why I'm attracted to fit and/or thin women, being surrounded by whales more often than not.

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Feminity isn't just curves. Its behaviours, gestures, how you dress and talk.

Same for men. Masculinity isn't just mucles.>

>those faces
I'm getting x men pheonix manga flashblacks

Women keep getting curviernall the way to their 30s

Seconding this

>humans are naturally attracted to people that look kind of like us

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Have you considered that you might just be a corporate stooge

Beautiful women ARE nasty, people take the path of least resistance 99% of the time, and even for regular women that means never having to develop any semblance of personality or interests, their innate social value lets them be spoiled due to being swarmed by attention from men from the earliest age, that's why there's so many of those "my hobbies are Netflix, travel, and food, live, love, laugh everyone" types, and pretty women are even worse.

inb4 someone calls me a cringe redpiller, the same is true for beautiful men as well, I don't hate women, I just find most of them boring because our society allows them to

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So basically Cal Arts thread?

yeah well, the post-plastic beach art style is fucked anyway

no, that would be a noodle thr- wait a minute

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no, he is disappeared.

Stick girls are for handjob/blowjob stuff. Curvy girls are for full wild sex.

lies
grab a bony waist with one hand

>ywn be Pearl's little spoon