Anyone else know this feel

MAKE UP WAS A MISTAKE

BRING DOWN THE THOTH RULE

It's less that and more that a geek girl is going to have more realistic geek habits, which includes stuff like raiding or binge-watching stuff. And since she's a geek she's not going to be dressing up much, especially if she's at home.
Also I've known gosplayers, most decent cosplays are held together by a non-zero amount of tape, hot glue, and prayer. They get through a con by not being touched and occasionally running to the bathroom to fix shit. You ain't having sex in that shit.

she wants to marry and have a kid, my only hope is she gets mad or bored of me, but shes deeply in love , sigh i just want my old life back

From my experience, both can be fun.
Costumes are great, but theres something beautiful about just absolutely enjoying each other without frills.
also, nah. I'll finish when I finish. She starts raiding and I keep going

>sigh i just want my old life back
But being single is the most horrible thing a person can be. Such social stigma attached!

I wonder who made this post

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Why not just rub one out at that point? Who wants to fuck someone who's uninterested and probably going to be a dead fish?

>I want my GF to find me irresistibly attractive all the time without putting any effort in.

Holy Fuck, learn how to turn her on, you autistic shitbag

i could live a married life but absolutely no kids, those little shits are terrifying and i might end being the father of a faggot a sjw or any other future social disease

Wow it sucks that she wants to marry someone she's deeply in love with, you're really suffering OP. If you ever work up the spine to go be sad and single hopefully she finds someone that actually appreciates her and isn't a shithead like you

It's gone bro......just accept it. Being married in the summer sucks.

Volcels are ten times worse than incels

Bachelor is only fun before you know what it's like to have standards for yourself. Me and the harpy broke up once and I slid back into my slovenly bachelor ways. Wound up disgusted with myself.

If you're not as happy as she is you need to talk to her about it I? find out what's wrong. You've got to be honest with each other and forcing yourself to go along with whatever isn't being honest. If she's as great as you say she is she'll understand and you guys can fix shit and go on being happy together.

I got nothing to do, so let me play therapist. What are you not getting out of this relationship?

>Frumpy-looking wife
Well, no shit, she's human too. What do you think I am, stupid?
>World of Warcraft
Woah there, buddy. Even I have standards.

In summer we pull the beds apart so we don't roast each other.

Yeah. Mainly because once you work + having kids (career jobs can be 12 hr days in the US, then kids are another job and to afford them, you're both working), you're both too damn tired to have sex with anyone because you have no energy.

It's good that you have the self-awareness not to reproduce.

They're the ones who are the real culprits of western birth ratings, not muh feminism

Eat her out and she'll forget all about that raid.

Why do I find the right one to be more attractive?

She's a real human, the other is probably Spandex, make-up and beauty filters when you see pictures of them. You can't actual fuck it because it's not real. Instagram thots and celebs are the same thing as having an anime waifu.

To be honest I'd be happy with right

Fuck off, if the genders were reversed you'd still be blaming the guy for going after the girl that doesn't love him.

>Bachelor is only fun before you know what it's like to have standards for yourself. Me and the harpy broke up once and I slid back into my slovenly bachelor ways. Wound up disgusted with myself.
Did you end up acting like a creep or something?

It's realistic and cozy, it's a real girl and not a blow up doll. People who fantasize about sharing their lives with an attractive woman often have childish expectations.

Living with a woman is gross as shit sometimes. They fart like boarhounds, leave hair EVERYWHERE, and are absolute slobs. The bathroom is a shitshow of makeup and shampoo, and she'll pick up a dirty pair of underwear off the floor and sniff it to see if it's wearable. Bloody toilet seats and bedsheets, running out of toilet paper, the dog pulling tampons out of the trash.

It's a fucking blast all and all, but think about all the gross shit you do. THEY DO IT AND MORE

B-but then she'll be kicked out of her "leet" WoW raid group and not get world's first kills on bosses and her life will be over

wow doesn't have "clans" faglord

No, I just stopped giving a shit. Stopped shaving, showered less often, ate crap food in bed and didn't clean as often as I should.

It was pretty normal from before, but it felt shitty.

Because you know you're trash and get off on being treated with disdain
I know nothing about Steven Universe, but know Peridot is your favourite

Fat chicks detected

Why in the fuck would ANYONE want to date one of those Harley Quinn cosplay attention whores? Every one of them screams daddy issues. Not that someone who plays MMORPGs enough to be in a guild and schedule their life around raids is much better.

Better comic would be the left being a woman who has hobbies that may or may not coincide with your own, but is perfectly fine with you having hobbies she doesn't care about, who doesn't mind you spending time with the guys and occasionally goes to hang out with female friends of her own. And the right being the cosplayer with another 50 pounds, the MMORPG addict with another 100 pounds, some lady who was obviously named by hippies with 5+ pets she refers to as her children, a slightly chubby 40yo woman who expects a 25yo who makes 6 figures or more to help her accomplish her dream of traveling the world, and an endless stream of bleached blonde alcoholic 30yo's that look like leather.

we have absolutely nothing in common, i hate the movies, music and tv she likes (romantic comedy, country and soup operas) and she uninterested in mine, she bore me , she love to go to events like wedding and parties but shes damn shy , never dance or do something funny, she just stay there watching, shes very much into gossips, she loves it, also what it infuriates me more, she love to annoy , shes playing but i hate it, shes a fatty with great tits, great cooking skills, very good money management and a happy positive attitude, guess i am just being selfish dunno ?

>imagine unironically falling into marriage meme when there are literally thousands of thots in pubs and clubs
>imagine unironically falling into "geek gf" meme while knowing that women are incapable of understanding such things as comics/games etc

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That's because you're insecure and feel that having a partner somehow excuses all those things because that's socially accepted.

She's not fat, it's just that all humans are gross animals that sweat and fart

It's always framed like the girl is spreading her legs out of obligation and never the other way around . My gf always wants to fuck, it's kind of annoying actually. Sometimes I just want to lay down and cuddle, you know?

>I have a headache, I don't want to have sex tonight
>Later, you find her getting railed by Jamal, Tyrone and Trayvon

A uni classmate of mine is a cosplayer. She's into anime, cartoons and Harry Potter, barely into DC. She's introverted but often acts obnoxious and I feel like she's just being a clown to make up for lack of real close communication. But she's pretty cute and friendly to me. Should I go for it Yea Forums?

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>Volcels
>voluntary celibates
...so celibates?

>shes into whatever is on TV
>introverted and acts out
>cosplayer
You wanna fuck? Have fun. You wanna relationship? You're hooking up with an NPC. Expect to be bored and eventually annoyed by her.

Goddamn dude what do you even like anything about her? If you're that miserable it's cruel to lead her on. She sounds great.
It's not insecurity, I have an autistic lack of shame. I just felt like I couldbe doing better for myself than wallowing in filth feeling blue
People forget that women are way hornier than men. Start taking a passive role in the sex if it bothers you. Let her be on top, give her a chance to worship you.
Ehhhh I'd be real fucking careful user. Don't stick your dick in crazy. Make friends with her, get a feel for what she's really like with her guard down, and ask yourself if you'd wanna live with her for a year. 10 years. 100. If the answer is yes, go for it.

Wouldn't a "volcel" I hate these new terms so much just be a normal celibate?
And what's wrong with being celibate?

It's incel logic. If you can get laid but choose not to, you're rubbing your Chadness in their faces

Says the sex that never washes hands after toilet.

because she dont want to leave me , i broke 2 times, i am used to her now, shes a great woman yeah, i want to find if i am being a crybaby because i dont have as much time and freedom, also i am 36 and shes 31, maybe we are the last train for each other

You're insulting my OCD.

>not reproducing to own the libs

I don't think being a clown is "crazy", it's just a coping mechanism that doesn't solve anything in the long run. I used to do that in middle school.

We don't always have to touch anything in order to piss. I usually keep my arms crossed behind my back like Darkseid.

lol i gonna start doing that
"ah we meet again kriptonian, prepare to release my anger "

>Volcel
Why do you faggots have to make new words?They're called celibates.
>And what's wrong with being celibate?
Because some people don't like the idea that other people can choose not to have sex.

Alpha as fuck

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Are you capable of tolerating her for the forseeable future? I hate to say it, but at this point it's her or nobody, and she doesn't sound too bad at all. Have an honest discussion with her about your futures together and what makes you happy or not, and what you can get used to. I GUARANTEE there are a million things about you she can't stand, but she accepts them as part of you

My wife and I have very very little in common, but that adds interest and complexity. You can introduce each other to new things and eventually something might stick. Having interests outside of each other is very healthy in a relationship.
I know, but you gotta be really careful about crazy, especially at Uni. Getting stabbed isn't fun, I can tell you friend. If it is a coping mechanism like you say, get ready for a flood of emotional baggage if you do get close.
I'd do that, but my dick thrashes like a firehose. Fun in the shower though

I can’t rely on that, I have multiple streams at a high enough rate that I need to keep my hand on it and pay attention to my stance.

>sex becomes a chore
never has a concept seemed so foreign to me

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>I GUARANTEE there are a million things about you she can't stand,
yeah she hates when i burp or fart and i am pretty sure she hated me gaming for hours and that i forget stuff pretty often, il do it, her cooking is damn good and thats a rare skill nowadays, no bjs tough, she dont like it, neither cunnilingus

Trips of truth brother.

Vent brother. It's cathartic to vent your bullshit into the void. What else does she do to bug you?

>"geek girl"
I shame literally every single person I met who admits that he liked MCU movie. I'm giving solid argumets why the movie person liked is quipfest for degenerates and he should never bring shekels for mouse ever again. Once qt female co-worker wanted me to watch Thor3 in theaters with her. I'm carefully but with passion explained to her why Thor 3 is absolute garbage for literal monkeys and I'll prefer to cut my eyes off rather than watch this trash in the cinema.

>sex becomes a chore

Then... why do it?

Because women are constantly checking status with their network of freinds and if they feel like their not getting it as "good" as everyone else they'll divorce your ass.

Nice pasta kid
Because it... feels good?

I know that feeling

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>>>>/r9k

This guy wasn't even breastfed, don't take his advice on women

>get whiskey dick
>fool around because she wants to
>she wants the dick but it's whiskeyed
>she won't give it mouth to mouth resuscitation either
>fuck this chore ass sex, I'm going to sleep

well she literally wants sex everyday, always want to cuddle, her body temperature is way to high she sleep with the window open and the fans at max and is not enough while i am freezing in the night, we gotta go to every damn family or friends event for meaningless this is, all her food gotta be with the spiciest sauce then next hour shes dying in stomach pain, she have her stomach a wreck for years of spicy and acid food, she loves kids, she dont like doctors she prefers for the pain to pass, i remember the firsts times we had sex she was clearly in pain sometimes i ask and she said shes okay, sex is supposed to hurt, i just told her " who the fuck told you that?"

What your hot take on this then smarty pants mic fag had futa cock?

>sigh i just want my old life back
you are too old now
it's all gone like tears in the rain

>>Let's have a baby
>>Literally have sex 7-10 times a day
>>Balls ache like they've been kicked
>>Urethra is so raw it burns like chlamydia to piss
>>She's a marathon runner with endurance for days and no sympathy for quitters, so she's got no patience and is always willing to try new things

Have you ever had your prostate milked user? It's beyond intense. Like cumming sunshine. Like Godzilla's atomic breath. Now do it three times a day. It ain't fun.

I'm black fuck any woman I want so I don't care

>her body temperature is way to high she sleep with the window open and the fans at max and is not enough while i am freezing in the night
Could you solve that by negotiating to be the little spoon?

oh and she calls me by my second name or "my baby/big baby", i fucking hate it lol

>sex becomes a chore
Shit this one hit me hard.

LMAO faggot

when is her bull fucking you

you made me get the biggest and loud laugh today
i wish you an awesome day

>my only hope is she gets mad or bored of me, but shes deeply in love , sigh i just want my old life back
So just break up with her?

>>sex is supposed to hurt

Red flag
Nigga she sounds dumb as hell.

Seething underage incel

Tease her back. Push her buttons. Turn into a game.

She calls me bald faggot, I call her pepperoni nips. We laugh it off

The problem is not with bachelor life in general then, it's that you are a slob that needs a partner to reign you in. Have you thought that maybe other people can be single and still take care of themselves because they give a shit about their health for other reasons that pleasing their partner?

who fucking raids anymore? People still play MMOs?

This but unironically

i wouldn't say dumb, just uneducated, too much stuff she doesn't know that i would consider basic knowledge,
shes quite smart with the money
too bad she likes gambling machines at last shes lucky and win 3-5

i am afraid if calling her fatty or hurt her, is too easy to hurt a woman playing with the wrong words

user you misunderstood my intent. Bachelor and Relationships are both enjoyable ways to live your life. I only meant that I preferred being in a relationship than being single.

You do you, nigga. Don't hold your life up to my faggy standards. You can self-actualize without tethering your existence to another's

NEVER CALL A WOMAN FAT HOLY SHIT

Tease about something harmless, like her spicy diet or how horny she is. Something you know won't hurt her feelings

Rumblegut
Spicybutt
Gurglegut
Lilith
Succubus
Empusa
Vampire
Mistress
Dominatrix
Elvira

>shes quite smart with the money
>too bad she likes gambling machines
That is NOT smart with money.

>Who fucking reads comics anymore? People still PAY for COMICS?

>>Gambling

As long as she knows when to stop and never loses more than $20 dollars that's fine

Why smile at your wife when you just want to pout? Why give her affection when if you're thinking about drones and lasers?

You have a duty of care.

>Have you ever had your prostate milked user?

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i mean she have like a smell for sales and that stuff

yeah if she dont start winning before 20 she quits

that's what fetishes and roleplay are for my dude.
i was in the same situation once and sometimes it's like...ugh i rather just jerk off myself
but now i have an amazing gf i gotta tell you nothing gets your dick hard like cosplay plus it feels like you're fucking different girls with the wigs kek

God I wish I could find someone to love and marry and have 3 kids with.
But all the horror stories from my girlfriends on how their men left them, have made me terrified of relationship.
One woman married a man, she didn't know he had debts, so once they tied the knot, the debt collector knocked on their door and took her house away and basically everything she owned.
Another woman had her husband borrow money under her name without her knowledge, before leaving with all the money to live with another woman in another country.
These are only some of the lighter stories.
Agreed. Don't waste her time if you don't want to commit to the relationship. Break up so she can find someone new and you can have your peaceful life back.

Unironically be extremely picky about who you're going to spend the rest of your life with. Dating is one thing, marriage is by all accounts a massive financial investment that defines the rest of your existence. It has to be treated very seriously.

You can love somebody and be loved back, and spend the rest of your lives together without being married. But marriage will shackle you to them forever.

>Agreed. Don't waste her time if you don't want to commit to the relationship. Break up so she can find someone new and you can have your peaceful life back.
she wants me and only me, she wants to live with me and have my childs, i can deal with the marriage but kids is another deal, just terrifying

Then you have to tell her. If you keep it a secret you, her, and the children will be miserable.

she knows since the very beginning, but she loves kids , she used to be a kindergarten teacher even taking care of autist and retarded children's but she got scared of an arson in other school and teach no more, guess a baby is her illusion even have some dolls , creepy fuckers

>those little shits are terrifying and i might end being the father of a faggot a sjw or any other future social disease
Nothing ventured, nothing gained. Nobody is ever truly ready to be a parent.

I'm using this thanks

From my perspective, I'd rather rail right so hard she won't care when I make her late. The fact that she's raiding means she's competent enough to work with a team at a game, so I really respect that.

She wants kids
You don't

That's a pretty serious obstacle

at least we aren't taking your women, incels. You're literally complaining just to complain at this point.

I used to get little cuts right near the tip that bleed from masturbating too much. My then gf would want to fuck me, but the burns from rubbing against my would were just too damn much.
Another time I wanted to see how many times I could have sex in a day, so we went like 7 times in 5 hours. She eventually got bored and couldn't get wet anymore, and I had the damnedest time staying up, but we eventually broke that record, it just wasn't very fun near the end.

Based eurobro

You have to pull the skin back, retard. Unless you're mutilated of course.

Children are THE dealbreaker, dude. Cut her loose.

this is what its like being married after 5 years and you wish for death every day

>guy with a beard and a mustache complaining about someone else being unattractive

Why doesn't he dress up if he wants her to put in all that effort? Takes fucking hours to set cosplay up so it's perfect/will hold together through sex and all he's roleplaying as is himself