The Bendispeak is spreading

Tom King is aping Brian 'words words words' Bendis's trademark wordballoon wallpaper.

This is truly the darkest timeline.

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Bendis, for comparison.

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genuine nausea
reading that shit is hard and hurts

The dialogue is shit but at least it's hard to read.

>reading that shit is hard and hurts
King's been doing the robotic repetition thing forever ( see image related ), but OP is just blatant 'Bendis at his absolute worst.'

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Anybody with the technical skill willing to overlay these word balloons on top of each other?

Why is it every time King writes a woman from the Batman franchise they are even more retarded than usual?

If Tom King could be summarized in three words and four initials it would be: mommy issues and PTSD.

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he surpassed Bendis in shitness way before this page of HiC.

>we go up and down mommy...
i dont like the way he says that

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>OP is just blatant 'Bendis at his absolute worst.'
I dunno: the fill an entire page up with pasta'd panels thing is pretty obnoxious, and that happens in pretty much every Bendis book regardless of the artist so it has to be in his scripts.

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>he surpassed Bendis in shitness way before this page of HiC.
I dunno ...

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>If Tom King could be summarized in three words and four initials it would be: mommy issues and PTSD.
Did you forget he was in the CIA? Because he was in the CIA.

CIA!
I
A
!

I'm not following. Was he part of some government organization that collects info on people?

Who talks like that?
Don't people usually use compound sentences at the least?
Or do I just tend to be around people who love to hear themselves talk?
ex:
>Hey, how ya doin'?
>Oh I'm pretty much okay. My back hurts from working on the deck over the weekend, but it's just mostly sore so I think I'll be okay by tomorrow.
not
>Hey
>Hey
>How are you doing?
>I'm pretty much okay.
>That's good
>My back hurts from working on the deck
>That's bad
>Over the weekend
>The weekend, eh?
>It's just mostly sore
>That's not so bad
>I think I'll be okay by tomorrow.
>That's swell

How can this text take up so much space and say so little at the same time?

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Yes you're around people who like to talk about themselves, but it's also how normal people talk.

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>Who talks like that?

Normal people.

hey user, drawing several pictures is hard work, as is coming to the point.

>When you discover what lies beneath rock bottom

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> normal people.

the people who are normal?

Tom King is Bendisbrony?

So, he was aping the nine-panel grid first and now it's Bendis speak? What a true talent, it's so deep

American comic book has the greatest art but absolutely trashy dialog. Jesus fuck.

>Harley: It didn't help
>Ivy: I'm sorry

>Harley: You're sick and insane!
>Ivy: I know I am, maybe that's **why** I'm trying to help.

I made it more impactful and maybe two panels at most.

>I made it more impactful
Did you?

Yes. Anything is more impactful than nu Batman.

I can't tell which is the original.

Pointless knowledge, but it's

After reading DC 1000 be and reading their dialogue back to back I felt that King's was unironically worse than Bendis.

>We go up and we go down, mommy
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