Why are Disney girls so sexy? What makes them so sexy?

Why are Disney girls so sexy? What makes them so sexy?

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Like seriously I have a massive throbbing erection right now just thinking about them holy shit

Cringe.

>What makes them so sexy?
Your very low standards?

No shame in preferring the Disney guys, my friends

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Kek

>large eyes signify youth and are easy to make highly expressive, and even work well to give older women a feminine glow to them (Cass in BH6, good example)
>perfect face symmetry
>most, if not nearly all, have long hair, which is difficult to maintain for extended periods of time without proper beauty care, hence another feminine trait implied through design
>enlarged pupils by default simulate the same feelings people have when looking at a close partners eyes who has dilated pupils - it's a subtle form of body language that makes you want to trust and form a bond with that person
>quirkiness in place of more mature and nuanced personalities imply a sense of naivety, which again, is seen as youthful and therefore attractive to men
>nearly all of them are in tune with nature and animals or have animal friends and pets, which is actually seen by both sexes as subconsciously attractive under most circumstances - if you take good care of a dog, you are more likely to take good care of a real child

They're aerodynamically designed to pry open your heart, invade, and stay there.

They're teens.

It doesn’t matter. They’re not real

Pic not related I hope? The CGI disney girl template is so fucking bad. They all look like ANTZ.

Pick not very related. More related to Jasmine than anyone.

That’s respectable, though I more of a Jane/Meg/Belle guy myself. If i’m going brown, Chel’s my girl. I like Kida better too.

I think user was just answering OP's question

I was feeling like a new Tangled thread. Make sure it has "Tangled" and a pic of the show.

Ohhh. I see what you did there

>>large eyes signify youth and are easy to make highly expressive, and even work well to give older women a feminine glow to them (Cass in BH6, good example)
>>perfect face symmetry
ok not long hair
>>enlarged pupils by default simulate the same feelings people have when looking at a close partners eyes who has dilated pupils - it's a subtle form of body language that makes you want to trust and form a bond with that person
>>quirkiness in place of more mature and nuanced personalities imply a sense of naivety, which again, is seen as youthful and therefore attractive to men
>>nearly all of them are in tune with nature and animals or have animal friends and pets, which is actually seen by both sexes as subconsciously attractive under most circumstances - if you take good care of a dog, you are more likely to take good care of a real child

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Let's agree to disagree on the hair. The only one whose hair isn't at least shoulder length is Snow. Even Tiana has long hair.

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Just found this pic from the crew's instagram. Do you think it will be canon or just a fanart.

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Just start a different Tangled thread, this one's just about Didney girls in general.

She looks like someone who could love me.

How long is Snow White's hair if she lets it down?

You're attracted to neonatal facial features

Perfect facial symmetry with no skin imperfections. Humans are flawed, Disney characters are not.

>Wot aboot ma? Ye, daft cunt.

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Rapunzel has freckles on her face.

they gave her freckles more prominence in the series

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Their faces are purposefully modeled closer to toddlers so that you'll love them more.

So if you think they're sexy, I got some bad news for you.

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>literally 18
YOU HAVE NO POWER HERE

>ur gay lmao
Sorry beta orbiter, but you gotta be 18 or older to post here.

>He DOESN'T prefer the disney men
Okay nigga, now you ARE gay

CURSED YA HAME HAAAAAAAAA

The character designers

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The name of the baby is Cassandra. They named her that because of her deceased friend.

What if the baby is a boy.

Her slight overbite and lack of tits give her character that other characters lack.

Anna and Elsa feel too perfect by comparison.

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Punz is sexy

Not sure about the rest

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Also her collarbones are super sexy.

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She now owns a sex slave so

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what a fag

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Her lips are sexy

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>quirkiness in place of more mature and nuanced personalities imply a sense of NAIVETY.
Yepp, cheap girls are the best. Even genuinely ugly guys can get laid with girls at their sexual peak.
Disney knows how to properly lewd female characters for marketing purposes.

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She's good because she's the small princess.

Disney is marketing to children and their parents.

I never realized how fucking thick her neck is. Seriously wtf, compare it to Elsa's.

I feel like less is more concept applies to them. After seeing so many thots with their ass out or women dressing masculine, the idea of a female who dresses humble with a pretty face is appealing.

>Preggo Rapunzel
Hnnnnnnngggg

>and their parents.
That's why sexual innuendos in CGI-films is such a common thing.

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I watched a old Toy Story McDonald's commercial yesterday, they played that "OoOoOoh yeah" clip in response to a girl saying she loves Woody.
We now know why Woody wanted to be played with by Bonnie so much.

>Why are Disney girls so sexy?
Because it’s what sells the most merch, regardless of what some shrieking feminazis say.

It's just there for humor.

You know, if you wanted a rapunzel thread you could’ve just said. No need to get my hopes up

Her neck is not thick. It’s more close to the real size of standard woman. So that’s why RBTI fucked up her design.

But they made Elastigirl and Bo Peep thicc.

she keeps giving those "fuck me" glances.

These eyes are indeed expressive.

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Wow mulan

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she has lewd thoughts

The animation in this show looks great

You think?

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Watch the show. It's directed by a Disney boomer, fucking awesome and full of twists

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Tangled show for those interested

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