Meanwhile, at the hall of doom
Legion of Doom
Austin Mitchell
Mason Carter
The Hall of Doom belongs to DOOM! It's in the name after all.
Cameron Barnes
Order! I call this meeting of the legion of doom to order!
Justin Garcia
I'm just saying, I don't think anyone would complain if we killed the anons in the Horrorverse thread.
The board will think we are doing them a favor and we'll get a chance to test our new weapons without any interference.
I don't see what everyone's problem is.
Brody Parker
Is there anything I can help you with?
Brayden Jackson
Your proposal is noted. All in favor?
Jason Cook
Revenge is a dish best served...COLD! (I didn't steal this from Mr. Freeze stop saying that)
Caleb Barnes
GET OUT OF MY HEAD CHARLES
Charles Murphy
Charles Xavier. I hope you don't mind if I activate these neural scramblers? That pesky telepathy of yours could be troublesome
Bentley Lewis
What's the plan that will inevitably lead to the destruction of HQ today, Luthor?
Either my former body has developed a mind of it's own or Lex has decided to star in a porn game.
Ayden Diaz
I propose a most ingenious of plans! We shall steal 40 cakes!
Luke Wilson
Again? We all know you eat those cakes Luthor, how you haven't had cardiac arrests yet is beyond my immense intellect
Jaxson Davis
Immense intellect? Remind me Victor which one of us went beyond the source wall and obtained the anti life equation?
Wyatt Hernandez
Mind showing it to us then?
Jaxon Thompson
Name my team.
Parker Perez
The Forgotten
Tyler Baker
Ill show you mine if you show me yours
Ryder Peterson
Hey guys, can I joins?
Jayden Martinez
You can fool Darkseid with such a simple parlor trick Luthor but you shan't find any among us who will fall for such an elementary ruse. Now turn off that hologram projector
Jackson Thomas
Tough talk coming from the guy who couldn't even hold battle world together
Elijah Collins
Carnage doesn't do order.... CARNAGE is chaos!
Julian Gonzalez
There was so many things going wrong there the disasters kept bumping into each other creating a sort of equilibrium keeping it together long enough to win the day.
Going to sleep
Jace Hernandez
Which one of you boys wants to help your dear Granny scratch an itch?
Isaac Gonzalez
I nominate Toki
Andrew Hernandez
Has granny been... Naaaaughty?
Jaxon Myers
C'mon Vicky give Granny some dicky
Joseph Morales
I thinks Skwisgaar would be better. I calls him for you.
Thomas King
If we do that, then we'll piss off all the horror-related villains. And unless you want us all to be strangled by our own blankets, then we probably shouldn't go ahead with this.
Ayden Clark
Let's go to the beach.
Dylan Garcia
Don't mind me just sitting it
Grayson Hill
In this heat? Are you insane?
Nice moustache.
Aaron Peterson
Anybody seen that Matches Malone? I think he was supposed to show up today
Joseph Barnes
Finally made it to one of these things
Jeremiah Lee
Hey, can I be part of the club ?
Luis Russell
Ahem, there is one thing I would like to bring to everyone's attention.
During my daily skype video call with Krang I had an awful connection, someone is eating up our internet brandwidth and I demand that we put the guilty to a trial, my skype calls are very important!
Also we're out of milk.
Carter Clark
Hey, hows it going Matches Malone?
Isaiah Evans
Matches, Two-Faces was lookng for you
Connor Nelson
Hello...my name is..uh
Negative Reverse Flash.
Leo Clark
Wow. The Legion has such shit security that any Hero can just wants their way into meetings.
You better not be turning us all gay Charles.
No clue about the Internet, it works fine for me. But the milk was delicious.
Sure twink.
Camden Martinez
How we gonna bring back Coast Ciry?
Luke Morgan
Hello, thar my fellow white folks. How are we gona kill off all da blackies?
Connor Reed
no no Senior Pulpo, these Seniors be members of mi bigote, um moustache club, I invited them because they want to be villanos and destroy those pesky heroes.
And hail Cobra, even if we got our asses handed to us by GI Joe due to some espía sucio leaking our battle plans, muy mal señor,
Oliver Miller
MEANWHILE, UNDER MEG GRIFFIN'S BRA
Henry Baker
It seems someone is conspiring against me and my skype calls to Krang! I will not let this stand!
LUTHOR! PUT YOUR BEST MEN ON THE CASE, WE GOT A INTERNET HOG ON THE LOOSE!
Also damn it Doc Ock, I was gonna use that milk to make scones!
Luis Reed
Do I get to destroy anything
Mason Wood
If you wanted it you should have put a sticky-note on it.
Sure Cletus, go destroy Commisioner Gordon's ass.
I do believe the Legion of Doom has a rule; shaving is required. Come back when you follow the rules.
Jordan Sanders
I, for once, will have to agree with the loud hairless monkey, Doctor Octavius, something has been messing with the internet connection.
Reckon this is Brainiac's fault.
Also, isn't the Commisioner working for us now? Or is that, as you humans call it, a "meme"?
>What's the plan that will inevitably lead to the destruction of HQ today, Luthor?
I beg of you, kind and smart-above-average primate, do not give him ideas. I've just made myself comfortable on the lounge.
Do you have any idea how much effort it takes me to reach a comfortable and sufficiently tall space?
Oliver Butler
If anyone needs a professional hitman, im taking offers.
Aaron Turner
Kill my perverted son
Landon Brooks
I JUST WANT PANTS.
A. DECENT. PAIR. OF. PANTS.
Sebastian Long
Then either buy some or steal them. Also, stop wasting our bandwith, you lame excuse of a villain!
Could you kindly examine every person with a moustache in the HQ, sir?
Except for , Señor Duncan is a thrustworthy fellow-
-waitasec, wasn't he the last one that was given the passwords?
Christian King
I shouldn't have to put sticky notes on milk, if you use up all the milk go and buy new one!
Yes, yes Brainiac, he's the only one that ever understood that damn router, clearly it's his fault!
Well, I have some turtles that needs to be taken cared of.
Darn you, you oversized microcomputer, I should turn you into scrap for ruining my skype calls with Krang!
But doing this just for a pair of pants? Luthor buy this tincan some pants.
Mr Mind! surely you're not trying to imply that Senor Duncan is untrustworthy? He's Serpentor's finest soldier and his moustache just screams trustworthy!
Bentley Fisher
Where the fuck is Luthor? Isn't he the one in charge of both the Internet, and these meetings?
If your meetings with Krang were so important Oroku, you'd just invite him to these meetings yourself.
You're absolutely correct Mind! Señor Duncan WAS given the Wi-fi password last! Someone find that bastard!
Wait, you WANT pants? I thought a being who only cares about information and gathering it wouldn't care for something like clothes.
Henry Wilson
Time for an expection...
Sebastian Brooks
Scathan the Celestial has downloaded the internet and stored it all away on his floppy disk. Scathan has committed a great evil by the likes of which nobody has ever seen and he would like to see somebody else just try and match up.
Charles Long
TELL ME ABOUT BANE, WHY DOSE HE WARE THE MASK?
Elijah Gutierrez
Señors please! I did nothing! I would never infiltrate your ranks, invite other heroes and share the wifi password so that we- um they could use your internet to torrent tv shows!
I swear! Serpentor help me!
Henry Anderson
I heard wolverine had joined the hall of justice, shall I join this organization ?
Lucas Foster
Haven't been here a while, "snorts", what have you doofuses been doing lately?
Josiah Baker
Bdidididididi
(A whole lot of fucking nothing. We brought Chinese food if anyone wants some)
Jayden Evans
Nevermind, Señor Duncan, the culprit has already confesed . Please, do accept my sincerest apologies, you ARE a totally trustworthy member of this society of evil-
-ironic as it may sound-
-Now, Scathan, please do explain yourself.
Alexander Peterson
Hahaha easy for you to say my golden friend, this place got remodeled since the last time I came here, heard it blew up recently from some incident.
Sebastian Kelly
Soloman Grundy wants pants too.
Noah Hill
Scathan the Celestial thinks that if he is bunking here like Luthor allowed him to, then Scathan should at least contribute by doing evil. Scathan thought that by depriving the world of the internet, which is a basic human right, then he would be outdoing himself.
Should Scathan return the internet?
William Wright
YES YOU ILLTALKING SPACE FOOL! I NEED THE INTERNET TO SKYPE WITH KRANG!
Because Krang is stuck in Dimension X you fool, we're trying to get him over here along with the Technodrome!
Ugh, I said I wanted JAPANESE food, not chinese, damn threeheaded dragons.
Sup Hordak, do you happen to have something that can help with Dimensional travel?
what is it with you people and pants?!
AND WHERE IS LUTHOR?!
Luis Murphy
....Scathan lost track of where he put the floppy disc he stored the internet on.
Luis Lopez
Bididididi
(We were on holiday so we guess we missed that)
BIDIDIDIDIDI
(WELL NEXT TIME YOU PAY FOR THE FOOD.)
Christian Carter
Dimensional travel? Hmm my master(brother) horde prime probably knows about that better than I do
Understandable, I missed on that too so I don't know the full details.
You can store the internet? Now that should be a good weapon against the great rebellion.
Ryder Hall
y-you.... LOST TRACK OF IT?! YOU LOST TRACK OF THE WHOLE INTERNET?!
GAAAAAAAAH
I told you, I'm short on cash at the moment, Luthor's fees got even higher recently
can you get in contact with him, Krang won't stop talking about getting to earth and how I suck because I haven't fixed that yet.
Nicholas Lopez
Duck Ficks bitches
Camden Young
CONTACT HORDE PRIME?! DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHO HE IS?! I CANT JUST CONTACT HIM OUT OF SOME SILLY REQUEST! HE'D DEMOTE MY POSITION OF POWER!
Jaxon Perry
Scathan can do anything! Scathan defeated the Protege, who nearly usurped the Living Tribunal. That means a lot even if you might not understand.
Not to worry, Scathan will just simply call some of his other Celestial buddies over to help make a new internet... an extranet. Now if only Scathan could remember where his phone was...
Jonathan Gutierrez
Bididididi
(He cuts some of the membership fees if you provide useful services to the legion. We basically pay half price for being a living generator.)
BIDIDIDIDIDI
(Who keeps letting in the clown?! AIRY DID YOU INVITE HIM AGAIN?)
Charles Hill
>drinks the last beer in the fridge
Blake Nelson
Are you one of the new members um zeed, is that it?
Could you contact my brother horde prime about dimensional travel for me?
Easton Williams
Only losers drink anyway.
Why do you keep about contacting Horde Prime guy?
Skeletor is far superior to both you and Horde Prime. At least when he loses, it's to a Chad and not some Brarbie.
Jack Martinez
Do you really, really want to see him your self, I've got the hologram and it's quite massive,
Don't say I didn't warn you.
Dominic Nguyen
guys, take a shit!
Juan Bell
Too late
Hudson Lewis
Hello Fellow Senors! Mi Namo Bob...
Bentley Stewart
>AIRY DID YOU INVITE HIM AGAIN?
If I did, I'm certainly not telling you.
Alexander Adams
Guys, don't get mad, but I invited Biollante and I think she's coming any time now. Senor Duncan, you didn't happen to piss on the roses, cause Biollante seemed mad on the phone.
Michael Reed
I'd like to complain about the lack of deaths recently.
More innocent civilians should be in pain!
Charles Richardson
>Hologram activities
HORDAK! WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN AND WHY ARE YOU NOT PRESENT AT ETHERIA?
So your gathering new allies for your conquest then hordak? She's possibly a defector from she-ra's group.
Adrian Sanchez
>She's possibly a defector from she-ra's group.
Don't even joke about such things. You almost made me throw up a little.
Jason Nelson
DO YOU BELIEVE IM JOKING AROUND!!
I DEMAND WHAT THE DEAL IS WITH THIS PLACE!!
Juan Lewis
No worries Señor Mind, you just did what you needed to protect this la grande organization!
I would never piss on roses, that's just silly he he he...
ah, mi Amigo from my moustache club!
ah Señor, of course there will be carnage, but would you not want some of my home countries food, Tacos with Nachos?
Bentley Nguyen
So thanks to hordak speaking to me privately, it appears this is some sort of villains club, hordak will be leaving early to deal with the rebellion as I will take his place for today, also according the heroes archive you seem to be duke of gi joe.
Jace Morris
Good Señor! That you would accuse me of something like that! I do not say this often, but how dare you compare me to that Gringo and claim I am he?
I am Señor Duncan! Loyal servant of Lord Serpentor and not some goodie too shoe American Hero!
Jaxon Garcia
I gotten too big for my britches.
Jacob Wilson
Give me a moment, I will arrive here personally
>Hologram out
Tyler Diaz
You better fix this fast green metal can, or I'll have Celestial soup for dinner!
That blasted baldy never told me anything of this! And speaking of the bald fool, where is he?!
Fantastic, you must be Horde Prime that Hordak spoke of, I am The Shredder, I am in need of your assistance, I need to transport my Technodrome from Dimension X to Earth, is this something you can arrange?
Also
Don't make such wild accusations about Senor Duncan, he's our finest most upstanding member!
Easton Foster
HORDE PRIME HAS ARRIVED!!
Ah so we meet in person, first of all that is most certainly duke but enough of that, what is your desire, dimension traveling I can do that for you.
Also where is that fairy?
Aaron Harris
Excellent, well all I need you to do is open a portal to Dimension X so Krang can come to earth with the Technodrome so we can destroy those blasted turtles!
Oh and it's pretty big, like several stories tall, I hope that won't be a problem with you.
We can discuss eventual payment or recompensation over a lovely Turtle Soup dinner.
Hudson Wood
Simple turtles, horde prime has faced more dangerous entities, the horde has stricken many planets, these would be no different.
>opens up dimension X
There!
Henry Myers
Well you know, Scathan was going to be a buddy and help but then you had to go and threaten him! Impudent ant, Celestials take shit from nobody! Scathan disapproves of you and your internet! If Scathan finds the floppy disc, he's going to destroy it!
Julian Flores
Hahaha! Excellent, thank you my friend! you'll be greatly repaid, now if you excuse me, I'll have to head off and meet with Krang, and get those blasted turtles!
Also tell Luthor he sucks.
Carter Garcia
BLAST YOU, I'LL COME AFTER YOU WHEN I'M DONE WITH THE TURTLES!
Grayson Stewart
Precisely, your already a far more reliable ally than my own foolish brother hordak, farewell, for until we meet again. And yes I will tell this Luther that.
You there, would you join the horde in its conquest of the eternian system?
Joseph Mitchell
Sorry, fellas. Am I late?
Liam Turner
Come and try ant, Scathan will shove you into a locker.
Hmm... What does Scathan get in return? Scathan is a bit upset right now and was considering calling his friends Hawk God and Eternity over for a fireworks show. And by that, Scathan means detonating this universe.
Xavier Ortiz
Do not worry, I will proceed to grant you your fireworks, this universe needs to be cleaned up anyway so the horde can thrive.
Hordak is a fool, once he trained some bone faced man (forgot his name) and he ended up betraying him.
Aaron Ramirez
You are not too late but only minor things have happen such as horde prime's arrival and possible membership at the legion
Wyatt Kelly
Sounds like a deal! Scathan is in. By the way, do you guys have any assless chaps my size? I wear size 9800s.
Liam Jenkins
I have only arrived here recently, but now that I have I will now proceed to become an official member and possible higher up within the legion, we will allow the remaining horde members to join us as well. This legion I shall led personally!
Adam Rogers
Alright, gentlemen, I'm going to record over Goodfellas on the DVR with reruns of the Golden Girls so don't any of you touch that blasted device tonight!
Please excuse the Shredder. He's mentally retarded.
Jayden Reed
Juan Sanders
Anyone hiring? I need money for Candy.
Julian Richardson
Wassup niggas?
Hunter Howard
Don't be, shredder is actually useful here
I like you
Yes join the legion for it grows like the horde
Useless parasite
>vaporizers him with scepter
Joseph Walker
>
Tyler Rivera
Hold up. He's dead. You died. You were like, the only Gotham baddie to actually get the chair. What the hell is thi
Never mind.
Christian Ortiz
>Don't be, shredder is actually useful here
If you say so. To be honest, I'm not sure what half of the Legion even does here.
Ah, the other gorilla-based villain.
Dylan Allen
Bididididi
(We could go destroy a city if you want.)
Bididididi
(We could try to leave the grocery stores intact while we rampage so you could loot the produce section.)
Juan Martinez
Don't mind me, just reporting in from Wakanda.
hail hydra
Nathaniel Johnson
Destroy a city? What a childish idea. We should cruise down the road looking for fly-ass honeys. That's what we came here to say. Also, the weed. We require earth-weed.
Julian Watson
Hey guy, whys it so dark in here? Oh found the lights!
*flips switch*
>"ACTIVATING SELF DESTRUCT 5 DAYS 62 HOURS 12 MINUTES 15 SECONDS"
Bentley Carter
Bididididi
(Blegh, you can do that if you want, we aren't risking getting stalked by monster fetishists again)
Bidididididi?
(What kind of fucking retard designs a self destruct sequence that takes days to detonate?)
Grayson Williams
*ROARS* Alright! Who pissed on my Roses!?
Jeremiah Stewart
Jacob Gomez
Only if I can create mayhem along the way
Thomas Rivera
Someone should probably take care of this...Luthor, you're self-destruct system is going off!...Luthor?.....Luthor?..........Luthor?
Andrew Diaz
Opps did I do that!
How dare you sir I may be a genocidal mad man. But I,m no rapist.
Ayden Gutierrez
Another worthless creature
>Also vaporized
YOU IDIOT!! THE PUNISHMENT WILL BE SEVERE!!
Not to sure golden one, planet destroyer too?
Luther? Shredder told be to inform him that he sucks.
Lucas Allen
>Shredder told be to inform him that he sucks.
Yes, he indeed "sucks dick" as the kids today say. Tell me, Horde Prime, have you ever been interested in brain surgery?
Camden Howard
Hey, do you guys know where the bathroom is?
Adam Howard
Bididididi
(Step out and head left, it's three doors down.)
Connor Campbell
Thanks, hydra thingy
Jack Sullivan
Que bola acere
Kayden Stewart
Sorry bane we reinforce a strict no spic rule here.
Michael Cook
If you want me gone, you can try mamaguebo.
Zachary Wood
Is bumping a thread evil since it continues the life of a thread destined to die already?