What would Carl think of Yea Forums?
He would call everyone nerds but would neck deep in Yea Forums, Yea Forums, /adv/, Yea Forums /o/ and /x/
Why /x/?
"Heh-hey, these bozos is pretty funny!"
To shitpost about the actual aliens he's met.
>You know Fryman, I never thought that cartoons could be so erotic.
>But I know bettah now. I have seen the light. Heh heh heh...I've undergone a conversion!"
Not /s/ and /t/? Karl would download all the porn.
>Wait, you mean everyone doesn't have aliens constantly landing in their front yard and messing up their house weekly?
Wrong. Carl is too dumb to figure out how to download things. He would only browse /s/, /gif/, and eventually /d/.
Then he learns of chaturbate and his whole world opens up. All the broads he could yell at for free.
>Everybody on /x/ assumes he is Role playing
I miss old /x/
youtube.com
Meanwhile, on Yea Forums...
Hey fryman its asking me to click on all the fire hydrants
>Yea Forums
he would fucking despise Yea Forums
He'd shitpost endlessly about how Hair Metal was the greatest genre of music to ever happen, and make Boston General a thing
Kek.
>eventually /d/
Carl is a confirmed /d/eviant as early as season 3 in e-Dork
Could you deal with Carl as a neighbor?
Better than my current neighbors.
He's the shitposter on Yea Forums that constantly posts Eli Manning
He'd absolutely adore /gif/, /hc/ and Yea Forums for the sheer amount of porn. He'd also probably dabble in /o/.
Post your hot carls
I'm pretty sure I'd have to call the police several times for noise violations and public indecency, but as long as he stays in his house (as he's much more prone to doing), I'm fine.
I have a feeling he'd be the kind of neighbor to constantly bum rides off you if/when his license is revoked.
/x/ went from one of my favorite boards to the one I hate the most. God I am still mad. I will be FOREVER mad.
Why does captcha want us to click on hydrants? First it was windows, then Coney islands and now this
What happened to it? I remember spookywoods threads and tulpa generals.
I ain't freakin' kiddin' ya, fry man. Wooden doors! Look it up!
From my limited understandings of the why of it,Yea Forums did a MASSIVE raid years back drove many people away. The large vacuum was filled with even more schizos and off-site faggots who were usually kept in check my the oldfags. These overwhelming circumstances drove off the remainder of oldfags over time and now you have schizos and RPfags running it all with many off-siters never being taught the ways or called out for their shit.
Got the fire hydrant captcha for this reply even
Why does it go fast sometimes but other times slow? WHY?
its learning
Carl's too sensitive to survive here. He dishes it out but can't take the heat.
I remember when it used to think dinosaurs were soft drinks.
>He'd shitpost endlessly about how Hair Metal was the greatest genre of music to ever happen,
You type this like it's wrong.
he'd love it
>heyheyhey, lookatdese 2d tits, a-hahaha!
Because it is. All of it sounds the same.
>yo fryman
>so I'm sittin there at my computa on this site
>havin a good time,browsin da boards,wit one hand,if ya know what I mean hehehehe
>so den I look up and like 10 friggen years have gone by
>so uh,what's up wit dat?
>OH GOD!
>now it’s asking for traffic light bull crap
don't bully the AI
I remember when bullying the AI worked so well that if you called it a nigger it would let you walk all over it.
He would lurk Yea Forums and some of the pornboards while occasionally shitposting on Yea Forums during NFL playoffs/giants games.
He would probable browse it once and never again due to the sheer amount of gay trap threads and 2d cp.
Why isn't Boston general a thing? It should be.
>reads something racist
>"HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEH BASED"
