Gordon: All of the criminals and the whole crime underworld is making a move. Batman has disappeared, the robins and batgirls nowhere to be found. All of them...gone. Look anons, I know I am asking for a lot here, but if Batman trust you, then me and Gotham PD are willing to trust you too. Please help us save the city.
Concord Inducement, the ability to create agreements between living things. Body Part Erosion and Power Immunity, which I'll roll one more time for to be immune to... Demonic Light Generation.
It is I, Captain Spastic, with powers that do not go together whatsoever! Where's the Joker, Commissioner? I hear you've got a special assignment to do with him.
Symbiotic element manipulation - manipulate related elements Sonic something that me learn an object history by listening to the sound it makes Earth imprisonment at least this could go with the first power
Landon White
>Sergekinetic Whip generation (Acid Tentacles) >Parasite Creation >Symbiotic Element Manipulation
Wow, your lucky I'm a good guy Gordon. I basically have the ability to control a small army of acid wielding monsters to do the fighting for me.
I'm the world's best spy! Got discovered? Just open a portal with a key and GTFO! Need to infiltrate but don't want to spend too much time on it? Just change gender! I can even disassemble and re-assemble my enemies and obstacles!
Be happy I'm a good guy, Gordon. Or I'd really be a massive pain in the ass to you
...fuck me sideways this is a pretty cool powerset. If Radiation counts onto existing radio waves I can continue to manipulate my data projections after I've shot them. Between that and the fine tuning of customization...
I'm a fucking digital Green Lantern.
So...Smart-Phone, The 3D Printer, or something like- wait. I have the name!
>Holiday Lordship >Battlefield Adaptation >Reality Attacks I get the last two, those are good abilities. However, what the fuck am I going to do with the first ability, and how in the hell do all three work together?
Alexander Collins
Your powers correspond to the holidays. You can use reality manipulation to change the field and attack but only with said holiday themes
Blake Hernandez
I got: powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Fear_Absorption Easy job, go fuck scarecrow up, get some fear gas and use it on the rest of the criminals to power myself up. Possibly also a sinestro corps ring on the long run.
Just for the record, did anyone else get the same thing three times, by the way? Because that happened here. You guys think it acts as a multiplier when they repeat?
Luke Ross
I've have that problem
Unless I use random a lot I only get the first result over and over
dude, you can create new powers at will. You basically got the ability to re-roll in plot continent situation.
Zachary Jenkins
You can create familiars that are spiritually link with you.
Chase Scott
So you basically can instant locate all the villains with a no limits mind wave, put them all into trances and then use Poison Ivy and your soil nonsense to take out the stranglers.
>However, what the fuck am I going to do with the first ability, and how in the hell do all three work together? You get Holiday Entity Physiology powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Holiday_Entity_Physiology Also you can basically set up any Battlefield you want and then adapt to it.
Lincoln Adams
Honestly most people her have god tier abilities.
Parker Lee
Meta Transcendence Lunar Vision Neon Detection
Chase Rogers
Supernatural Ugliness Magical Tears Stellar Energy Manipulation
Charles Walker
>Meta Power Destruction >Meta Existence >4th Dimensional Physiology
Does this mean I reflect spells as double their starting strength? Are there any cool magic reptiles (other than dragons) I can control into bouncing spells of me?
Dylan Nelson
There's a plethora of magic serpents and such, if it helps. The real question is if you can control Killer Croc or not.
Wow, a set that's actually linked, first time I've seen one this on theme. I'd probably be some kind of edgy revenge hero.
Joshua Gonzalez
>Trick Arrows >Neuro-Psychic Knowledge >Weapon Aura Huh, they all kind of complement eachother too. Guess I'm an archer superhero now.
Luke Brown
>The Joker rape meme is so ingrained in the minds of Yea Forums that any image of BTAS Gordon automatically makes them think about raping the Joker even though the OP didn't even mention it.
Ryder James
>Sound Nullification >Vapor Attacks >Despair Inducement So I'm like a silent Scarecrow that drives people to, at most, suicide with my vapor
Aaron Thompson
So should we get to work gentlemen? This city won't rape itself.
>Magic Sword >Sandman physiology >Life-Force Ball Projection Most random selection of powers I have seen.
Benjamin Jones
Electrical Slime Generation >The user is able to produce an electrically charged substance that is sticky and hard to get off. If exposed to water, the slime electrifies the host with a more powerful shock.
Elemental-Mechanical physiology >Users are or can become a robotic being which combines technology with elemental powers.
Metal Absorption >The user can absorb metal, while removing it from the source, into their body and use it in various ways, gaining some form of advantage, either by enhancing themselves, gaining the drained power, using it as power source etc., either temporarily or permanently.
Robot with slime powers. Nice, can't wait to be in some specific fetish thread.
Here's a though, you could live in the sword and by using your powers on top of the ones the sword already has making the sword seem even more powerful than it actually is. Make up a story that the sword can only be used by someone worth and proceed to only let hot chicks/dudes (your choice) wield it and never activate it or use your powers when anyone else is using it. Free living + a hot wielder = Win Win.
Adrian Adams
That's awesome, you could be one of those moody heroes who hate their powers because they're horrifying
Andrew Gonzalez
>Electrolysis >Stellar Embodiment >Purpose Manipulation I'm not god, but I'll make a close second.
Kayden Ward
Like half the people in this thread are god tier heroes, you aren't special
I choose for this power to manifest as the strongest and bounciest afro known to mankind, and I upside-down pogo launch off it to victory
Luis Foster
Comakinetic Exoskeleton (hair armor) I say it also allows me hair clothes because I am not paying for an outfit or dealing with hiding costume and all that trouble
Ok, I think Condiment King is the only one that will give me a hard time. The rest I have already figured out, although The Riddler, Mad Hatter and Clock King took some planning.
Wait 3 rolls? that's too easy. Comakinetic Exoskeleton (hair armor) Spiritual Combat (enhance fighting with Spiritual attributes) Gas Mimicry (turn into gas)
While not terribly powerful it does make me immune to basically everything, so I will eventually win even if I don't bother planning. And if I plan with a few hundred dollars of supplies, well "I'll have the streets cleaned by next week Commish."
Ryan Martinez
Like seriously, what is up with all the god tier people (myself included)? Is there a Crisis event happening? If so why aren't we over there to help out? Seems overkill for all of us to be in Gotham unless the eldritch abomination slumbering underneath is waking up.
So evidently, I can not only think of every single possibility, I can actually process it fast enough to pay attention to every possibility, but then project mental illusions to work against them. That's a neat power, but not exactly broken.
Gordon, I'll do my best. I've already mapped out the movements to the best of my knowledge, but I'm gonna need as much back up as you can supply.
And yes, I already know what your thinking, so of course I will rape the joker, it is my only chance.
>Crystal Mimicry: Contaminant Immunity Dermal Armor Natural Weaponry Pain Suppression Disease Immunity Enhanced Durability/Invulnerability Enhanced Lung Capacity or Oxygen Independence Enhanced Strength Invulnerability to all forms of light. Thermal Resistance
>Consumptive Replication: Biological Absorption Consumption Shapeshifting Digestive Assimilation Power Absorption
>Liquid Mimicry: Amorphous Physiology Aquatic Adaptation Contaminant Immunity Dermal Armor Natural Weaponry Pain Suppression Disease Immunity Enhanced Durability/Invulnerability Enhanced Endurance Enhanced Lung Capacity or Oxygen Independence Enhanced Strength Liquid Generation Near Intangibility: as long as the obstacle isn't proofed against liquids they can pass through it. Scattering/Reforming Speed Swimming Thermal Resistance
Wait, do we get one power, or three? Do we choose the one we like best, or what?
Benjamin Ramirez
Anyway...
>Duplication Absorption >The ability to absorb one's duplicates and utilize this in some way. Sub-power of Replication. Variation of Absorption. Not to be confused with Alternate-Self Absorption. Okay- wat? >The user can absorb their duplicates back into themselves, and use this in various ways, gaining some form of advantage, either by enhancing themselves, gaining the drained power, using it as power source etc., either temporarily or permanently. Usually this involves absorbing the memories, skills and experiences of the duplicate. They can also use merging as a form of healing by absorbing an uninjured copy.
C-can I make dupes?
>Neglected Manipulation >The ability to manipulate dereliction. >The user can manipulate dereliction, or what is neglected, making things damaged or decayed, as well as abandoned and neglected and left alone to rot or corrode away or as if they were neglected for some time. Okay, this one might be useful....
>Adaptation Immunity >The power to be immune to adaptation. Variation of Power Immunity and Selective Invulnerability. Not to be confused with Opposition Immunity. >The user is immune to/against adaptation powers, including Adaptive Attacks, Adaptive Possession, Adaptive Power-Level, Combat Adaptation, Power Opposition and Preemptive Adaptation, preventing any entity from entering their bodies or even gaining power from them. So...I can't be controlled or possessed? That'll be good if we're fighting Linda Blair...
Well with the friction reduction you should have an ungodly amount of stamina in bed. Just make so much porn that the villains are too busy jerking off to commit crimes.
Jordan Bailey
Air Generation. Unity Manipulation. Mass Manipulation.
Jesus, I hit the jackpot here, air manipulation and mass manipulation. I can fly using the wind Avatar style and immobolize people into my Unity Manipulation field. I'm literally just Law with the ability to fly.
A super powered music teacher with the ability to affect with peoples perception.
This would be perfect for raising the musical talent of anyone who could afford your expensive lessons. You could get a job at any musical college you wanted. Or just prank people with high level sonic illusions.
Alternatively you could be more daring and given force musical therapy to reform criminals, but that raises many ethical issues and I don't think they would be too cooperative at the start. But you would do well as a correction therapist at Arkham Asylum and rehabilitate some of the villains. But I would really avoid the Joker if I were you.
Charles Diaz
Vigorous Activity Sexuality Embodiment Ghost Mode
I can sneak up behind someone and give them basically orgasmic explosion
Alexander Gutierrez
It's not so much ingrained, more unfunny people keep spamming it whenever Batman, Gordon, or the Joker are posted.