The tier list of peter parker girlfriends?

Mary-Jane is the only acceptable answer.

>Not Johnny cooking you breakfast
Faggot

MJ with freckles > all

They always came off as oddly close back in the day

Is there a what if where Peter Parker stays with Betty Brant?

I used to ship Parker and Shocker. But that was when I thought Shocker was a white guy.

Who is Johnny?

>Gay shipping, Deadpool
>Not Johnny Storm
Does their history mean nothing to you?

Also literally almost any other slash ship is better than Spideypool.

Are all really bad love interests for him.

Herman is Italian I think

Yes. But then, Logan call him to reform new F4, Peter dies doing an heroic sacrifice.

S
>Mary Jane, Felicia
A
>She-Hulk, Firestar, Betty Brant
B
>Liz Allen
C
>Kitty
D
>Gwen, though her and her father's deaths are obviously classic arcs
F
>Carol, gay shit
I've sometimes wondered how a Glory Grant arc would go

I forgot Deb, she can go into C tier

Black Cat for the /ss/ potential

Not Norman?
You mean Green Goblin? Tf?

Harry is the only Osborne that makes sense

best will always be Midget

Is this the real life?
Is this just fantasy?
Caught in a landslide,
No escape from reality.

The obvious answer

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The What If Age of Ultron issue where Iron Man died is one
Arguably the one where Betty Brant gets spider powers is another, considering he was helping train her

how about a crossover

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>No mention of Machine Man.

>Kara Zor-El lands on Earth and is adopted by Captain Stacy

>Not powergirl
I have no Idea why Peter is so hairy.

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Throw jean dewolf in A teir and Marriw in S also bump Gwen up, she was a sassy lady who gave no fucks and slapped anyone who disrespected peter

Agree on Jean

I love it.

His gay harem is far more interesting.

>and Marriw in S

The true origin of Bone Spider.

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It’s still a shame they never tried to do anything more with the pairing. I like MJ and think it’s the OTP but I wish slott played with other established relationships with characters more than his annoying OCs. Though it is looking like Charlie is that centipede thing, so the idea that a slott oc being the cause of all of peters I’ll would be hilarious

Felicia >>>>> original no-cuckold Gwen > Anna Maria >>> rest > trash > mary whore

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DeWolff is S

Norman wants to hate fuck Peter so badly it literally drives him crazy

t. dicklet

Alright you’ve talked me into it

I’m honestly surprised they never tried more with Gloria, has she popped up in any other comic? I know she was JJJs mayoral assistant but that was a while ago. Was she ever a luke cage love interest?

>T. Felicia

>t. good taste
ftfy

You can’t good taste your own post, that’s like illeagle or something

No one. He would be un-relatable otherwise.

This is the first I’m hearing of it.

Wrong answer

What about Bishop?

>Nigger
No

Gwen should be the nice perfect girl Peter hooks up with in high school after he comes out of his shell thanks to the new found confidence gained by his powers, then when she dies he should dedicate himself to his job and his vigilantism until he reconnects with the popular girl from high school: Mary Jane. They fall in love, but not really: more infatuation on Peter's part and appreciation of all the attention and love on MJ's part. After there relationship is steady for a few years it starts to crack, until he begins to move closer and closer to Black Cat whom he's had a Batman-Catwoman type relationship. Peter and Felicia get together, cucking MJ.

>SSS+
Chat
>garbage tier
Everyone else

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Teenage Peter Parker is for getting raped and molested and stalked by mid-20s Black Cat...

What?
Everyone loves Black Goliath.

Chat a shit

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then that owl has to be in SSSS teir

Felicia is the real deal.
Gwen two steps behind
Then the rest

OH SHIT!

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Kamala X Peter is top tier

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>Felicia
The one who's not raped, right?
>No Ultimate, shit tier

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She won against the rapist cock so it doesn't matter user

A-tier: Deadpool (no homo), Black Cat, Chat (Marvel Adventures)
B-tier: Carlie Cooper (and anyone who can help with the crimefighting in a non-super capacity), Silk, Boomerang (NO HOMO)
C-tier: Liz, Gwen, Betty Brant, Mockingbird, Captain Marvel boring one-offs like Deborah whatsherface, and misc literally who's who are somehow still better than the following name:
Bottom of the barrel tier: Mary Jane.

Gwen on the other hand.......

This user knows

Jesus Christ what’s with people shipping Pete and Deadpool? Like there are doujins about it and shit. Jonny is primo Fujo bait and you niggas go right for the man who looks like a ballsack. Is this the American equivalent of the fat ugly fuck raping young women? Also you always forget Logan and even the symbiot

Why this girl is the worst girl?
Pre-Slott

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She was a love interest to that Shotgun guy that sometimes popped up in Spidey, Daredevil and Punisher books.

>I've sometimes wondered how a Glory Grant arc would go

Maybe's she's Spider-Bitch's grandmother.

>Slightly spotty Deadpool with innocent, flustered baby Pete
What I don't get is the fans who rage against shipping MCU Peter with a grownup Deadpool, but then give their grown up Pete the same behaviour and uneven dynamic anyway.

Like I know Deadpool called him babyboy or whatwver in that one panel, that doesn't suddenly transform him into one.

The true gay OTP for Peter is with Johnny and the true gay OTP for Wade is Cablepool.

Spideypool is perhaps the most garbage gay Yea Forums ship in existence next to Klance and Jaydick.

>Spideypool is perhaps the most garbage gay Yea Forums ship
Based and redpilled

S+ tier is the animal-talking mutant girl, nobody else even fucking matters basically.

She Hulk???

Garfield and Friends was know for this and going after other networks.

Make it Peter X feFlash and then we'll talk

Solo? Weird

I know they pushed it quite a bit in there book but I didn’t think the Japanese fujoshits would’ve hopped on like that. Did they even translate that book? I’m just saying he’s got more interesting boyfriend material, flash, Johnny, Steve, frank, Matt the gay possibilities are endless it seems

Johnny Storm you absolute casual.

Don't otherthink it. Spideypool shippers don't actually read comics. Most comic readers go for het ships for Spidey and Cable for Wade and live in a bubble where they don't have to face the fact that Peter hates DP and the only time they've gotten along was specifically in a series made for pandering.

Just call him Human Torch for fucks sake

No.
Regular Flash or no dice.

Betty is his first
Gwen is the ex he can’t forget
Felicia is the rebound fuck buddy
MJ is his one and only

Honorary mention to Chat as an elseworld

why would Jim hang out with Peter?

>Not Johnny Storm
FTFY

Based and Torchpilled

No, that's stupid. In a thread talking about people Peter knows, it's assumed that you know which Johnny is being discussed.
"Felicia" was used more than "Black Cat" was in this thread and you don't see any other retards coming out of the woodwork complaining about it.

Poor dicklet user

this one

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>Spectacular
Hngg
Nerd Gwen best Gwen.

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>Underrated Post
>Black Cat best girl

I wish they'd drop the whole let's date around thing that was popular during Spider-Man's creation. Nobody whores around that openly anymore except degenerates. MJ has fucked a NUMBER of niggas to either get back at Peter or whatever. I wouldn't have touched her after she fucked Harry. Ew. It's Harry? He deserves his own love interest even though he only serves to be a Goblin in the log run.

I love Black cat and Spider-Man's relationship more than batman-catwoman whereas Pete and Felicia can work together and be a power couple, catwoman. Has always been a villian and people just get infatuated with the idea of leather latex sex stuff. I do too, but catwoman wasn't meant to be a good guy while Felicia is in it for the keks and will switch to the good side for spider dick.

Sad catfucker

>A
>She-Hulk,
A man of taste I see.

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I didn’t add Jonny because I thought that was obvious

She fucked a Hispanic dude but I don’t think she ever fucked s black guy, I dunno they both had relationships with other people, why is that a deal breaker for them?

Jim is just “The Torch”,
Johnny is “The Human Torch”.

Peter knows Johnny Blaze.

Yeah, but he never had a bromance with him.

>Solo? Weird

No, this dude on the right.

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Never heard of him

Hell yeah, a small character trait of Gwen was that it was an instinct to defend Peter, even back in their early days when she didn’t like him much for constantly blowing off her invitations!

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Laura is currently single

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We can dream.

Chat is good but not That good

Does she have a hairy cunt? Considering that she is just Wolverine with tits

with how low she wears her pants and she always has claws in hand, she prolly is full Brazilian

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>those balistics
Jesus is that a power of a healing factor or what

lol posted the edit

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*cringe*

:(

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Mary whore sucked off Tony's dick which means she also fucked all the other guys Tony fucked before

>tony stark
>having sex with men
>men

It is a damn shame they didn't do more with them their interactions as both pete and sarah and spidey and marrow were cute. I still love the Pete MJ pairing but this wormed its way into my heart, though if memory serves sarah wasn;t her real identity it was a hypnosis thing

Pete fucked a bunch to, I get not being into a salacious woman but petes numbers aren't any lower.

>though if memory serves sarah wasn;t her real identity it was a hypnosis thing

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>and then they fucked

Unfortunately, no.

I'd storytime it if I had time, but I don't, so I'll just post a link:

mediafire.com/file/4c01tdfc8krunyb/3_Spider-Man_Marrow.cbr/file

Bonus:

mediafire.com/file/tdv3s5w11bcl89j/1_The_Uncanny_X-Men_%23346.cbz/file

mediafire.com/file/0aco2xv7mz8brw6/2_Peter_Parker_Spider-Man_4.cbz/file

I didn't know there's so many Spideytorch shippers here. Keep up the good work, frens.

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That ship is so strange and yet so compelling.

These are undeniable facts.

Get banged.

No. 100% homo.