Does anyone else wish steven universe would go back to focusing on characters like peridot, instead of nobodies like sadie or lars?
Does anyone else wish steven universe would go back to focusing on characters like peridot...
Kayden Taylor
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Matthew Perez
Toph>peridot
Ryan Adams
I humbly yet strongly disagree
Adrian Myers
Peridot's design is wasted on that show.
Colton Smith
>i love you gay transbian gem xie/xer
>REE DUDE I SAW A PONY HOLY FUCK REE SPAM DO YOUR JOB GR15
Grayson Rivera
Her entire character is wasted on the show
Blake Jackson
rockfucker trannies belong in /mlp/
Liam Myers
Rude
Lincoln Perry
Bump
Jack Gonzalez
>ywn bully peridot
why fucking live
Carson Kelly
>tranny propaganda written by radical leftists
Why do you cucks watch this shit? Please tell me, I'm genuinely curious.
Logan Ross
post more thicc peridot desu
Josiah Edwards
Because a big portion of 4channel is leftists and don't mind trannies. There's even an /lgbt/ board here if you haven't noticed
Aiden Fisher
>meme universe
Oliver Bailey
Okay
Liam Butler
Jack Sullivan
haha remeber when sugar drew children fucking each other?
what a great artist
Easton Rogers
SU is fag shit for faggots, get out
Hunter Diaz
Its a cartoon you prude faggot
Juan Taylor
Look at the board you're in.
Tyler Bailey
>peridot thread
BASED
Chase Myers
Sounds pretty fucking based if you ask me
Adam Rodriguez
I don't care about the political affiliation of the chef who cooked my burger, even if he drew a gay pride flag in condiments.
Same goes for a tv show. It's still well written so I couldn't give less of a fuck
Cameron Baker
>SU
>well written
Carter Hernandez
What a horribly bluepilled thing for you to say
Noah Thomas
>I-I watch it for the plot!
Christian Nelson
I want to cum inside Peridot
Jeremiah Cook
Leftists are children on the inside.
Naturally, a children's show appeals to them.
Nolan Taylor
You got me.
I watch it for the waifus
Charles Bennett
Personally, I voted for trump.
I just have an exceptionally good taste in television
Cameron Robinson
>blatantly lying
just say you wanna talk about the shitty tranny show faggot
Adam White
The only good thing about this piece of shit is the E;R video ripping it apart
John Sanchez
e;rs video is easily the worst of the 'desperately trying to come up with something bad about Steven universe' genera. Lilly Orchard and Robobuddies videos are much better. e;r tries too hard in his video which makes him look desperate for some reason, yet struggles to make even one valid critisism, while there are many he overlooks
Brandon Jackson
Lily Orchard actually stole some lines, jokes, and points from E;R and other people in those videos so calling it the better video isn't fair at all. Calling Robobuddies's video better, fine.
Dylan Roberts
YOU BARNEYFAGS HAVE NO RIGHT TO SHIT ON OTHER'S TASTES.
KILL YOURSELF JUSTPASSINGTHROUGH (BAN-EVADING ARGENTINIAN (Barneyfag)).
I'M NOT EVEN JOKING, I WANT TO SMASH YOUR FUCKING HEAD RIGHT OPEN SO THAT NOTHING REMAINS OF IT AND I DON"T HAVE TO LIVE WITH YOUR EXISTENCE, YOU WASTE OF HUMAN FLESH. IF I KILLED YOU TOMORROW, THEN THAT WOULD BE ALL THAT WOULD SATISFY ME BEFORE MY EVENTUAL DEATH. NOTHING I WANT TO SEE MORE THAN ME CRUSHING YOUR FUCKING SKULL, TEARING YOUR FUCKING EYES, BEATING YOU UNTIL YOU'RE A LIFELESS FUCKING CARCASS, AND THEN GUTTING, DISMEMBERING AND GRINDING YOU UP UNTIL I KNOW FOR SURE THAT THE WORLD IS FREED FROM YOUR EVIL, YOU FUCKING WASTE OF LIFE, YOU FUCKING DEGENERATE SUBHUMAN, COLLECTIVE OF THE WORST FUCKING SCUM ON THE PLANET
And before you fags start implying,
it's a gif, and if you load it and wait long enough (5 1/2 minutes), it turns into a Spike pepe.
Or if you open the gif in Photoshop, GIMP, Preview, etc. it can show both frames immediately.
Lincoln Garcia
Join the club, we have ungodly amounts of great porn.
Colton Smith
>Because a big portion of Yea Forums is leftists
Ftfy
Blake Reyes
I can never fully enjoy peridot porn because it's usually out of character.
Amethyst porn. That's where it's at
Wyatt Watson
Did you have to make the thread look untidy? Nobody would have noticed something that obtuse.
Dominic Morgan
God you live a sad life.
Elijah Edwards
He's gotta shill for a show he "hates" after all.
Mason Torres
>radical leftism is boring centrism trying to pander to millennials and faggots
i hate american politics
Josiah Gray
YOU BARNEYFAGS HAVE NO RIGHT TO SHIT ON OTHER'S TASTES.
KILL YOURSELF JUSTPASSINGTHROUGH (BAN-EVADING ARGENTINIAN (Barneyfag)).
I'M NOT EVEN JOKING, I WANT TO SMASH YOUR FUCKING HEAD RIGHT OPEN SO THAT NOTHING REMAINS OF IT AND I DON"T HAVE TO LIVE WITH YOUR EXISTENCE, YOU WASTE OF HUMAN FLESH. IF I KILLED YOU TOMORROW, THEN THAT WOULD BE ALL THAT WOULD SATISFY ME BEFORE MY EVENTUAL DEATH. NOTHING I WANT TO SEE MORE THAN ME CRUSHING YOUR FUCKING SKULL, TEARING YOUR FUCKING EYES, BEATING YOU UNTIL YOU'RE A LIFELESS FUCKING CARCASS, AND THEN GUTTING, DISMEMBERING AND GRINDING YOU UP UNTIL I KNOW FOR SURE THAT THE WORLD IS FREED FROM YOUR EVIL, YOU FUCKING WASTE OF LIFE, YOU FUCKING DEGENERATE SUBHUMAN, COLLECTIVE OF THE WORST FUCKING SCUM ON THE PLANET
And before you fags start implying,
it's a gif, and if you load it and wait long enough (5 1/2 minutes), it turns into a Spike pepe.
Or if you open the gif in Photoshop, GIMP, Preview, etc. it can show both frames immediately.
Joseph Reyes
do you work at CN?
Landon Baker
I don't understand you, Barneyfag. Please enlighten me on how you operate. At first, I thought you simply had an encyclopedic knowledge of MLP fanart, but this gif shows it's not the case. Do you inverse image research every single image on this board to see if it returns any hit on MLP content? Is this not the first time you see this gif and you recognize it purely by the fact it's a 241KB 600x800 gif of smug Pepe? Do you download every image and examine it frame by frame to see if it contains any heresy, like a crazed 40k inquisitor?
Ryder Mitchell
I just wish the show would come back already. It's been five months ffs.
Colton Clark
>Is this not the first time you see this gif
Of course not, JustPassingThrough has been spamming that gif, along with maybe a shitton of other "stealth images" and porn to try to force his agenda on threads or posts he doesn't like for at least four years.
There's only a handful of gifs out there that are like that, and it's mostly JustPassingThrough posting them.
Brody Johnson
I'm fine with Sadie, Lars and most of the other townies really, as long as they are involved in some crazy space rock shenanigans alongside the main cast instead of being the catalyst for mundane slice of life filler
Ayden Roberts
Rent free
Josiah Jones
HOW ? HOW IS THIS PEPE RELATED TO DERPIBOORU OR MLP? Answer me ,i'm genuinely curious
Andrew Cruz
God damn has it really been 5 months already?
Expect at least another 8. This will probably be our longest hiatus yet
Nolan Miller
You clearly didn't read my post
>And before you fags start implying,
>it's a gif, and if you load it and wait long enough (5 1/2 minutes), it turns into a Spike pepe.
>Or if you open the gif in Photoshop, GIMP, Preview, etc. it can show both frames immediately.
Blake Johnson
The show focusing on anybody but Steven's Adventures was when it started turning to trash
Nicholas Rivera
Stop shilling.
Gavin Gutierrez
Scratch that,the gif doesnt load for me so you still sound like a fuckingl unatic who let Based [REDACTED] live in your head rent free.Please,get a life
Nathaniel Nguyen
Butt Stallion? Is that you?
Ryan Thomas
Fair is fair, i'll be honest and admit my mistake,i missed that part.You're still fucking bonkers, get laid scrub
Nathan Bailey
Peridot is for being turned into a living breathing animu waifu body pillow
Peridot is for being lured into an anime convetion and "loved long time" by sweaty nerds and neckbeard
Juan Cook
Who ?
Leo Turner
I wish Texans looked like that. Instead of what they actually look like.
Logan Martinez
Fuck them all. I dont know Robobuddies but those two others are either screeching retards or talentless meme-spewing edgelords
Angel Barnes
Lines and points are going to happen. They're discussing the same material. But what jokes did she steal? I'd have assumed that E;R wasn't capable of jokes.
Eli Diaz
WRONG
Peridot is for Steven
Adam Cox
Peridot is for having her trust,misconception about Earth life and naiveté being taken advantage of
Carson Brooks
YOU BARNEYFAGS HAVE NO RIGHT TO SHIT ON OTHER'S TASTES.
KILL YOURSELF JUSTPASSINGTHROUGH (BAN-EVADING ARGENTINIAN (Barneyfag)).
I'M NOT EVEN JOKING, I WANT TO SMASH YOUR FUCKING HEAD RIGHT OPEN SO THAT NOTHING REMAINS OF IT AND I DON"T HAVE TO LIVE WITH YOUR EXISTENCE, YOU WASTE OF HUMAN FLESH. IF I KILLED YOU TOMORROW, THEN THAT WOULD BE ALL THAT WOULD SATISFY ME BEFORE MY EVENTUAL DEATH. NOTHING I WANT TO SEE MORE THAN ME CRUSHING YOUR FUCKING SKULL, TEARING YOUR FUCKING EYES, BEATING YOU UNTIL YOU'RE A LIFELESS FUCKING CARCASS, AND THEN GUTTING, DISMEMBERING AND GRINDING YOU UP UNTIL I KNOW FOR SURE THAT THE WORLD IS FREED FROM YOUR EVIL, YOU FUCKING WASTE OF LIFE, YOU FUCKING DEGENERATE SUBHUMAN, COLLECTIVE OF THE WORST FUCKING SCUM ON THE PLANET
And before you fags start implying,
it's a gif, and if you load it and wait long enough (5 1/2 minutes), it turns into a Spike pepe.
Or if you open the gif in Photoshop, GIMP, Preview, etc. it can show both frames immediately.
Liam Hall
>And before you fags start implying,
I know this is a bot but it seems weird to admit you're so pathetic you waited 5 and a half minutes to get triggered about something.
David Barnes
He already posted this but the mod deleted it, i think he just copypasted his shit
Aaron Martinez
That's too direct.You'll get banhammered for this.It's more funny when you're subtle.Bye bye
Carson Peterson
It's fine, I don't mind taking 5 minutes to reboot my router if it makes a faggot mad.
Josiah Allen
Please fucking kill yourself, you waste of life.
I'm serious, the world would be better off if you actually jumped off a bridge.
Connor Adams
Observe and learn
Jaxon Watson
So, why is it so bad to watch Barney? I mean, millions of people are going to see a film about talking toys. How's barney and pony stuff cross the line?
Jayden Young
Most people like Pearl, Lapis, Peridot the most... because they are white-coded. The fucking ethnic gems like Amethyst Negro Lips and Garnet are nowhere as popular
Ryder Clark
My theory is that Lee took very the pone purges very seriously/zealously the smae way they are faggots who still think it's 2008 and never miss an occasion to bitch about furries
Joseph Gonzalez
You're clearly a newfag who hasn't studied the industry enough, so you can't even call yourself a true consumer of the medium. It represents the end result of media completely scrutinized and sanitized of all potentially upsetting material, a lifeless doughy mass of homogenized cancer filled with pastel colors and baby voices in place of good writing or well written jokes. It's merely trying to coo and rattle keys at its audience for its insidious mentality of coddling the viewer into a state of complacency with low effort shit such as this show. It has a negative effect and implications for the future of the industry and therefore should be destroyed.
Andrew Johnson
Tyler Gutierrez
Let's not forget that Pink Diamond bubbling Bismuth is a case where a rich white woman liked to play with the black help, when they got uppity. But decided to use overwhelming power to silence her, after realising that the black woman was serious.
Liam Morgan
Chill.Look at that cute horse
youtube.com
Ryan Martin
I'd pin that on zombie Simpsons and CN cartoons. MLP at least has a budget behind it and has used it to hire talented people. CN goes through writers like they're cigarettes.
I dated a Texan once. She was fat as fuck. Nothing like the swervy cowgirls I had imagined.
Jaxon Torres
Dont take him seriously.You may think Lee Goldson here is trying to have a normal conversation but he's just assmad at a cartoon enough to have an encyclopedic knowledge of a show to recognize any images that come from Derpibooru
Dont feed the cunt
James Morris
>and has used it to hire talented people.
If you actually think these hacks who try and instill an Orwellian future based on dependence on their shitty molds of plastic don't deserve to have their limbs violently torn off with a chainsaw, then honestly, you belong with them.
Brody White
I'd figure that I'd just keep him talking and see what happens.
Levi Miller
>If you actually think these hacks who try and instill an Orwellian future based on dependence on their shitty molds of plastic
Why did you bring up games workshop?
Angel Powell
>Orwellian
You fucking sheltered and never knew real hardships in your life,arent you ?
Jack Russell
>hacks
I'm sure many of these hacks have actually worked on things you like. Why not look at the IMDb page and find out?
Camden King
Ask him why didnt make him loose his shit.It's an obvious reference to the IWTCIRD meme but he had rather wiated 5 minutes to see a single Spike frame in this . Why the double standard ,Lee ? When does an image stop being [REDACTED] related ?
Nolan Wilson
You're looking at the wrong hasbro owned property.
Luke Bell
All it shows is how some people are willing to push agendas because nepotism ensures that doing so will get them closer to the almighty dollar. I'm not gonna go any further than that because I realize I'm entertaining a sheep who would cut off two of their fingers and stab themselves in the eye if the show told them to. But honestly, I'd be more than willing to do that for you.
Josiah White
Why does dont make you loose your shit.It's a clear reference to that meme with Rainbowhorse ? That should be in your ballpark of things to yell impotent death threats at ,why does this picture escape your rage ?
Gavin Anderson
YOU BARNEYFAGS HAVE NO RIGHT TO SHIT ON OTHER'S TASTES.
KILL YOURSELF JUSTPASSINGTHROUGH (BAN-EVADING ARGENTINIAN (Barneyfag)).
I'M NOT EVEN JOKING, I WANT TO SMASH YOUR FUCKING HEAD RIGHT OPEN SO THAT NOTHING REMAINS OF IT AND I DON"T HAVE TO LIVE WITH YOUR EXISTENCE, YOU WASTE OF HUMAN FLESH. IF I KILLED YOU TOMORROW, THEN THAT WOULD BE ALL THAT WOULD SATISFY ME BEFORE MY EVENTUAL DEATH. NOTHING I WANT TO SEE MORE THAN ME CRUSHING YOUR FUCKING SKULL, TEARING YOUR FUCKING EYES, BEATING YOU UNTIL YOU'RE A LIFELESS FUCKING CARCASS, AND THEN GUTTING, DISMEMBERING AND GRINDING YOU UP UNTIL I KNOW FOR SURE THAT THE WORLD IS FREED FROM YOUR EVIL, YOU FUCKING WASTE OF LIFE, YOU FUCKING DEGENERATE SUBHUMAN, COLLECTIVE OF THE WORST FUCKING SCUM ON THE PLANET
And before you fags start implying,
it's a gif, and if you load it and wait long enough (5 1/2 minutes), it turns into a Spike pepe.
Or if you open the gif in Photoshop, GIMP, Preview, etc. it can show both frames immediately.
Daniel Bell
Do you use a spam bot ?
Carter Wright
>I'm not gonna go any further than that because I realize I'm entertaining a sheep
I've not posted any pony stuff. What makes me a sheep? When the tag sheep is often reserved for people that don't ask questions, you don't normally use it for someone who is simply asking questions.
Angel Allen
That seems like something the Mods should really take care of at some point.
Charles Gutierrez
That's the third time he post this.I dont know if it's automated or if he notice his rants got deleted so he repost it which implies he copypaste and store them somewhere
Isaiah Bell
I'd love more Peridot episodes, she's one of my favorites. Kind of unfair to call Lars and Sadie nobodies though since they're probably older than any character on the show besides maybe Steven (they're Rebecca's old characters).
Eli Russell
It's pretty obvious from the questions you've asked me that you're obivously trying to push your own agenda which is that people who don't like this 22-minute waste of hard drive space made exclusively for homo sapiens with only one brain cell deserve to be corrected, but the fact that you're even trying to defend this show on here where it's rightfully shunned and still thinking that people don't see through your shilling disguise obviously means you need to be exiled from existence, scum.
Caleb Lee
There's a lot of deflection and projection and not a lot of actually answering my question. Is it that hard to answer a question?
Liam Hall
>there are talented people who work on this show, it HAS to be good!
That alone is enough to out you as a malfunctioning member of the human race who should've been aborted at birth. Drown yourself in the Mariana Trench to avoid any further embarrassment.
Aaron Flores
I never said that hiring talented people equates to having a good show. Just that producers hiring talented people is better than producers hiring replaceable people. You got some pretty bad reading comprehension, don't you?
And, you're still avoiding my last question. So, if you're too scared to answer a simple question, it's unlikely that you use physical violence on me.
Logan Jenkins
More focus on her or Lapis or both would be great
Owen Baker
Give me Sadie pictures or I'm gonna tell your mom what you fap to.
Jace Martin
Lapis is boring and her episodes suck, we need less of her shitty pity parties.
Isaac King
Get better taste in waifus or go to paheal.
Sebastian Robinson
Por que no los dos?
Tyler Richardson
Those pity parties are over now. She has pants and a restored smile.
Jose Edwards
>watch this shit?
I didn't.
I only saw the pilot episode, the disgusting downgrade that became episode 1, and the dumb song Garnet sang while fighting the huge orange gem because Youtube wouldn't stop bugging me with it.
Doesn't mean I can't appreciate a cute woman usually drawn in shortstack proportions.
Samuel Ward
By Steven
and sometimes Pearl
Jeremiah Flores
Yes her ugly redesign just makes her even more unlikable and unworthy of screentime
John Morris
>Better design
ftfy
Oliver Flores
Because it's a reference and not an edit on derpi.
Can't really ban anything that even references mlp or most media made around 2015 will be relegated to /mlp/
Logan Cooper
A Lapisfag's shit taste has no bounds
Nathaniel Campbell
Based
I want to finger peridots cunny and watch her squirm and protest as i fingerbang her till orgasm
Kayden Adams
>cunny
She is a fully formed gem and will be given the respect she is due.
Nathaniel Powell
Steven Universe is unironically the centerist's moving manchild drawing, once you get past the friendly color palette and oh-so-progressive veneer.
It's a polar opposite to reddit's favorite R&M. The protagonist is relentlessly positive instead of cynical. Emotionally open instead of distant and callous. Sincere and passionate instead of edgy, mocking, and pop-nihilistic.
It's a quietly graypilled show pretending to be modern leftist.
- The mature paternal figure for Steven is his father, all three mothers are messes.
- The Big Enemy is an authoritarian matriarchal cult of personality involved in every aspect of their citizens lives while the heroes could be called libertarian or eco-terrorists, who want to be left alone.
- Any revolution, no matter how justified does harm to, ahem, both sides.
- The show revolves around the fat little jew boy getting the scales torn off his eyes about his supposedly benevolent mother figure and all the dark shit she did that no one talks about (History being rewritten by the victors).
- Gems are shown trying to suppress the truth constantly. Steven finally gets sick of their shit and demands to be told the truth or act to uncover it himself.
- The Human Zoo is basically a chapo hugbox utopia and shown in the most uncomfortable light compared with living in the real world and dealing with life to follow your own goals. "I have the map, and I steer the ship."
- Tankie-Gem is shown as unhinged for planning to murder the shit out of her "upper crust" enemies which deadens the whole by-any-means necessary mentality (Also has dreads, which is hilarious). Also was unironically gulaged and water-commissar'd by her leader for her trouble.
- Greg is never shown as a villain despite cucking the shit out of Pearl the turbo-lesbian and heteroing.com the prime-mover of the plot.
1/5
Evan Green
- Conservative characters like Andy are as both worthy of love and entirely human rather than aliened and made into strawmen.
- Humanity in general is shown as more well adjusted than the Gems in all aspects of life. The show has a pro-humanity attitude in general.
- Adaptability, compassion, creativity in the form of human individuality are the solution to all nearly all problems caused by the collectivist Homeworld's culture and caste-system
The show hardly actually proselytizes LGBT beyond showing the members of a mono-gendered race being attracted to each other romantically. Which used to be called "homosexual minstrelsy" when Sci-Fi did it in the form of "mono-gendered and all-female races." Idpols frame it this time however as "WOW AN ALL FEMALE RACE, FINALLY A SHOW WHERE FEMALES AND LESBIANS HAVE REPRESENTATION." The extent of lesbianism in the show is "There are two rocks that really love each other, and humans are cool with it but not necessarily people in their own race."
And that's the important thing. The Gems are the villains. Female Villains.
The Gem Empire is an all-female matriarchical utopia, that manages to be as terrible to their society as everything modern-day feminists attribute to "the patriarchy" in ours. They commit genocide, they murder each other, they enslave other races, they're extremely racist among themselves, and many of the gems encountered are deeply flawed, if not downright psychotic.
The rebel crystal gems have overcome these sinister flaws, but still face the need for their own emotional growth. Garnet, Amethyst, and Pearl each perform a maternal role for Steven, but incompletely. Tumblr wants to see "WOW, THREE MOMS, SO PROGRESSIVE! AND GREG'S DAD IS A DEADBEAT. PATRIARCHY = SMASHED." But this is hardly the case.
2/5
Benjamin Rogers
Pearl herself has massive insecurity, confidence, and abandonment issues. Capable in her domains of expertise, but utterly useless outside of them. Pearl is the archtypal crazy ex-girlfriend thrust into a maternal role. She displays characteristics of BPD, pretending to be confident and sophisticated, but struggles with abandonment and shifts her dependency onto her roommates. She looks to others constantly for validation because she cannot be satisfied without praise. She derives a false sense of individuality through her relationship with her lover, but also projects her bitterness and self-hatred onto the relationship itself, because she's constantly insecure about whether her feelings are reciprocated. She would be the real-world single mother who would end up raising someone like Norman Bates. She hates Greg as she acknowledges but can't accept that she can't compete with him: for love of Steven or Steven's mother Rose.
Amethyst, on the other hand, is the type of single mother who wants to be best friends with their child, and doesn't actually raise them or teach them to be an agent rather than a victim. She would leave her children emotionally stunted, a pawn to instant gratification and at risk for substance abuse.
Garnet presents a facade of all-knowing mystery. She can see future possibilities and does use this knowledge to guide Steven and teach him valuable lessons. She is closest of the three to an actual "good" parent, but in her guardian role consistently prevents Steven from learning the truth of the gems' history, of his mother's actions, sheltering him as a child instead of allowing him to grow into an adolescent. While the gems have no issue exploiting Steven's rapidly developing powers on missions, they won't tell him about his own history because he might like them less, because he might see them "Like aliens Steven. Aliens who invaded Earth."
3/5
Robert Rogers
In this light, Greg's positive influence becomes more apparent. We see Steven going to Greg for most of the history lessons (though Greg himself is in the dark), and we see Steven bonding with Greg exploring his human side. It's ends up being Greg's parental influence that gives Steven much of his growth emotionally.
While Greg is far from perfect, the Gems remain condescending to him for quite some time, we see Greg being nothing but a loving and supportive parent (who also deeply loved Steven's mother). The Gems' aversion to Greg as the thief of their loving leader, and as an inferior Human, paints them not as progressive heroes of feminism, but jealous and inexperienced women who can't understand why their best intentions are hurting the ones they love most.
There are two other famlies with competent Single Fathers on the same street block. The Fry Hut and Pizza Place each have shitlord patriarchs as head of household, and by all accounts they seem to be fine parents. No explanation is given as to what happened to the wives.
Additionally, you have the Onion household, where Yellowtail the step-father, is a better husband and role model to both children, than his wife. We even get to see Sour Cream try to reach out to his bio-dad in an attempt to be rebellious, only to discover that his bio-dad is a fucking coastal-bubble shitbag, and Yellowtail cares more about him. Steven Universe consistently displays the positive aspects of fatherhood and male influence upon the family, in contrast to sitcoms and animations riddled with bumbling retards waiting to be corrected by an infallible sassy female.
4/5
Isaiah James
faggot
Christian Myers
As for female fallibility, the Matriarchal Gem Society is extremely collectivist and rigidly caste-based, to the point where all gems of each deposit resemble one another, and are not treated as separate entities. Dissenting opinions, actions, and thoughts are cause for public execution; with negligible value in an individual gem's life because the nation could always produce more.
Look at the casual racism displayed between different gem castes: Peridot would berate Pearl for being a less-capable member of the servant class, for deluding herself by trying to muscle in on Peridot's designed role as an engineer. While Pearl still loses in contest, her ability to compete at all is a message of the individual's capability of growth, to rise above one's race and station through passion and labor.
This passion and labor she learned from humans, as well as human adaptability and creativity are offered as the source of life satisfaction, as the source of eudaimonia, and as the solution to the cold, cruel, uncaring Homeworld horse-shoe culture of privileged apparatchiks and iron-fisted despotic harmony ( 河蟹 ™ ).
Angel Lee
remember when people treated her as a serious threat?
Samuel Ramirez
I was talking to Lee and it's still surprising because everything related from near or far to [REDACTED] usually make him loose his shit
Jack Hall
Wrong
This
Easton Smith
She was never a serious threat. The corrupted gem monsters were serious threats. Lapis was a serious threat. Perdiot pre-jukeing was a fussy office bureaucrat stuck doing field work, which made her irritable and vindictive. It was her role as a harbinger of Homeworld that made her a threat. And yes, I miss that arc too, when the Diamond Authority was a looming nefarious presence Garnet and Pearl were too scared to even mention to Steven
Owen Rodriguez
The dark, oppressive feeling of S1-2 is something I miss dearly. Especially Mirror/Ocean Gem, jesus fuck it was some dark shit. The implications of the CGs imprisoning and using other gems as a power source, the horror setup of the whole thing with the talking mirror, the implication of how gems still cant deal with the war and there might be still damaged and imprisoned survivors out there.
Lucas Russell
The introduction of the cluster experiments in Keeping It Together was a lot more off putting than anything in Mirror Gem or Ocean Gem.
Nathan Johnson
What happened? The threats kept ramping up and Homeworld got closer and closer, but it never hit that stride again with the menacing juxtaposition between Steven's carefree and sheltered life in Beach City and his destiny as Gem Kwizatz Haderach
Tyler Mitchell
does anyone wish steve universe would go back to focusing on monster of the day instead of inclusiveness, genders, and body positivity?
Logan Jackson
I always wonder why they just so quickly cut out missions, gem monsters, gem sites and relics. They literally disappear from one moment to another to give space to badly structured townie shit, even though Steven hangs out a lot with townies in S1 too.
Charles Howard
Jackson Bailey
Pacing just got raped in the ass. At first it is implied that the gempire is pure death, even attracting its attention is fatal, there is no way of fighting back whatsoever. It was such an interesting take on the whole situation. A single technician coming over is treated as a huge threat at start and a single proper gem soldier just buttfucked the CGs until the magic of gay sex happened. A single, minor gem ship with its weird design was an unassailable threat, they could do nothing to it. Even before it, simple gem drones needed significant intervention and equipment to destroy, Then we learned about its resource shortages, their dire need of a planet-cracking geoweapon and how they apparently kept expanding and improving for the past 5000 years. Peoples minds exploded, they couldn't wait for the worldbuilding to slowly introduce all those mountains of content. They thought we might catch glimpses of the raging interstellar wars to juxtapose with the peaceful little haven of Earth.
Then we got what we have. The empire falls over with a wet fart and we see jack shit even of Homeworld. Lets not even begin on that stupid reveal that destroyed the motivation of every single character in the show for no reason whatsoever,
Oliver Torres
>It truly was a Steven Universe, the end.
Oliver Clark
Where were you when you found out Steven Universe was actually based af?
Cooper Barnes
Jeremiah Rogers
>would go back
That would imply they're making any more of it after the movie
The show is fucking dead
Austin Diaz
I heard they're making a season 6 and I remember there was that guy who claimed to work for or knew what was happening in CN
He claimed that SU were planning a musical movie and lo and behold it's being made, he also claimed they wanted to at least go to season 9 with the show, so you never know at this point
Chase Watson
That was probably Ian's thing so no, I prefer what we have now.
Andrew Wilson
>Most people like Pearl, Lapis, Peridot the most... because they are white-coded.
I can't speak for most people, but I like Pearl because I have a thing for tall, skinny chicks, used to like Lapis for her color/dress/hairstyle combo, and like Peridot because she kinda reminds me of this sexy autistic girl I know.
Jose Campbell
Daniel Diaz
Bruh, the story has been told. It is finished. There is literally nothing to go back for. You cant try to slowly develop a character again and build up things once the diamonds have been already dealt with.
Christopher Moore
Leo Barnes
The show is about Steven growing up. We've only had one arc about him from S1-S5 and there's more to come, not to mention minor things like what's in the chest or bigger things like Jasper. There's plenty of life left in the show if you're not simply watching for the action or typical sci-fi drama.
Juan Campbell
Get ready for Steven Universe Z senpai. Gotta fight against the returning creators of the gem race.
Connor Hill
I wish madam glucose would take charge of her storyboarders and enforce character models. My jimmies are rustled by characters looking different from episode to episode.
Joseph Martin
honestly I could easily see them going the route of Who Created The Diamonds and then using that for the next BBEG
Ryan Baker
"When we show up in this ship, it will be irrefutable that the last 6000 years are now the biggest galactic embarrassment that's ever happened."
Clear to who? Not your civilization of slaves, half of whom are literally built into your walls as furniture or machinery.
And it wouldn't be "galactic" wide if they only cared about White finding out.
There is some outside group they care about posturing toward.
Caleb Powell
"the biggest galactic embarrassment"
If everyone you know is your slave, half of whom are literally build into the walls as your furniture and playthings, who would you be embarrassed toward?
It implies there is another party.
Carson Ortiz
Either that or she's more scared of being an embarrassment to White.
Isaiah Scott
I want to shove my face in her crotch
Aaron Hernandez
>Error: password incorrect
Did someone repost my deleted comment?
For what purpose
Jose Powell
Only if lewd Steven Universe were canon...
Jace Reyes
It is though
Chase Gutierrez
I want her with her limb enhancers again.
Isaac Peterson
>A cannon
>A means of flight
>Access to a database filled with Homeworld Files
it's not like they couldn't easily solve getting it back, they could just say that it gave off a specific frequency, then they could have used the foot they still had to make it and BOOM they could have tall and small Peri whenever they wanted
Carson Jones
Show me stills as examples.
Zachary Fisher
I'm gonna need some proof
Alexander Garcia
Until then, we will continue to enjoy some lewd SU stuff.
Juan Taylor
Relax, it's just a drawing.
Jonathan Sullivan
where's your blog, m8. I wish I could articulate my feelings about this show as well as you.
Charles Lee
It bothers me that they're considered "white coded" because... why? They're all voiced by asian women, I think filipinas? I can't remember. What other "codes" are there besides explicitly Black and notBlack?
Jackson Wright
Maybe the concept was, but I thought the presentation wasn't as powerful as Mirror/Ocean Gem. The hand monster wasn't all that cool design-wise, and it bothered me that the "souls" of the gems leaking out all had the same hairstyle.
Robert Cruz
>Amethyst porn. That's where it's at
A man of culture and taste I see
Isaac Baker
>At first it is implied that the gempire is pure death, even attracting its attention is fatal, there is no way of fighting back whatsoever
I've just realised SU is the closest we've got to an XCOM 2 cartoon.
Landon Collins
ONE OF US
ONE OF US.
Carter Price
So i just finished the show and I gotta say im super disappointed with how lackluster the resolution was. I'm still amazed at how much they fumbled this show when it started out so good. Guess Regular Show will still sit at the top of the throne for good endings. At least I got emotional over that ending, even if the whole space angle did come a bit from left screen.
William James
speaking of lewd SU stuff
Chase Hernandez
there's one more season in production.
Joseph Evans
I miss this artist.
Andrew Robinson
Of SU? I hope they find a way to make things better. Not sure how they would, it ends pretty resolved, unless they plan to go into where the Diamonds came from or something like that.
Robert Garcia
Please post the full image. PLEASE
Nolan Green
if I had it I would, but I can't find it
I don't even know if the artist made more than this
Jonathan Wood
They made it so there's nothing about her to focus on, she's effectively a townie in a different coat of paint.
Ryan Howard
Who is the artist??
Isaiah Hernandez
There's no fucking trannies in Steven Universe. Stop deluding yourself already.
Landon Cox
Does anyone else wish OP would kill themselves?
Owen Perry
>There's even an /lgbt/ board here if you haven't noticed
They unironically hate trannies more than any other board.
Jonathan Wood
I am ready for Jasperdemptionseason6 to save the show, if they would stop wasting time on townies that'd be great but by just dropping the Steven only POV rule they would immediately eliminate half of all the show's problems.
Ethan Anderson
Fuckign this
There was such menace and dread with Homeworld and the gems. Realizing the CGs are not merely stranded on Earth but purposefully sabotaged any means of reaching their origin point and are desperate to keep it that way, how they panicked to fuck when Peridot arrived
It was so goddamn good, like this wasn’t a war to fight but a game of hide and seek where getting found out meant they were FUCKED
And then it all crumbled into a dust of incompetence and flimsy faggoty friendship and forgiveness fests
Hell even the redemption shot was good at first, Peridot having a fuckin experience in the rain was kino. But they played that hand way too hard
Jack Bell
She now looks like a man, a raghead, or some yoga clown
Levi Young
I always found it petty and disgusting how Steven is compelled to live apart from Greg by the gems. Greg is not even allowed to live in the house with the others and must live in his carwash/van like a hobo, and is only given periodic visitation rights to see Steven
Jaxson Ortiz
I feel like they would have been able to keep that feeling if they either
a) kept the 52, 11 minute episodes from season 1
or
b) started doing 26, 22 minute episodes like normal shows do
the Bismuth episode is one of my favourites and that was a single 22 minute episode
honestly I don't even know why they didn't, did they not want to, did CN say they couldn't
Aaron Perry
I mean when Steven was a baby they literally kidnapped him
What's funny (in a horrible way) is that I remember an episode where the gems said they had next to no part in raising Steven from a baby because they didn't know how, that means that Steven spent most his life with Greg then he just started living with the gems when he was a teen
It was probably Greg who suggested it, since he's the only responsible paternal one he probably knew the Temple would be better than a van for Steven, but up the fact that the Gems didn't let him live with them again
do you guys think that he might have used to live with them but he left after grief fucking Amethyst in her Rose form?
Tyler Myers
TELL ME WHO IT IS
John Sullivan
You see it in that promo clip where young steven sings the theme song, they're building the beach house and say he'll start training with them soon
Kayden Martin
I doubt they forbade him from living there but their occasionally standoffish relationship with Greg probably made him uncomfortable enough to not want to
And knowing him, he may have simply decided he preferred the van
Nathaniel Garcia
It's xxxubbles
Joshua Nguyen
I want her redemption arc so much
Nathaniel Price
This.
Carter Johnson
SOON
Liam Scott
Never ever. She's getting Barn'd and you'll never see the Jasper you knew and loved ever again
Christian Sullivan
I love how fanart gives her giant breasts when in reality she's one of the closest things to a man among gemkind.
Joseph Brown
>closest things to a man among gemkind
THIS faggotry again?
Joseph Reed
it's a shame it was a kid's show, imagine the size of the tits they could have given the Diamond's if it were targeted to an older audience
I always imagined it would be Blue>>>>>>>>White>Pink>Yellow
but maybe that's just the degenerate in me talking
Levi Gray
Jasper will become the based flanderization-resistent antihero the show needs and her future growth will make up for both the rushed redemptions of the diamonds and the major lack of deep reflection and conflict over the Pink Diamond reveal. Also she will develop heartwarming sibling like relationships with Steven and Amethyst while giving Lapis much needed development and bringing Peridot back from meme hell. Also she and Pearl will bond over losing Pink and being fusion sluts together by fucking. There are more opportunities for fun focus between her and bismuth (the gem who took part in the yet to be revealed baby quartz abortion raid on the beta kindergarten), Centipeetle (the other most important ex-corrupted gem), Garnet (the gem who could help her overcome her issues with fusion), and the rubies (her canon waifufags) too. The sneople won't stand a chance against her and her new corrupted berserker form. 2020 will be the year of the orange.
Josiah Rodriguez
Aiden Garcia
I could die happy if that happened
also
>2020
I don't wanna wait that fucking long, I want it now
Angel Morris
>Jasper and Lapis fall in true lesbians
The salt from both normies and Yea Forums would be grorious
Nathan Morales
THICC
Anthony Reyes
>the only gem outside of WD who canonically bothers to wear mascara
>hurr she a mayne whar her bobs and vergana
If you ever get the chance, you should really kill yourself.
Isaiah Perez
2020 or whenever the hell the show comes back
Jasper has not begun to move on from Malachite yet, she needs time to heal and learn how healthy relationships work, it is only one of Jasper's major unresolved issues but that arc is not done yet. If Lapis terraformed the beta kindergarten that could also spark drama between them or work as a foundation for them to start bonding. Crewniverse members still seem to like Jaspis so I can see them mending their relationship to at least some extent
Forgot to mention Jasper and Amethyst still need to reunite with the other Earth quartzes at the zoo, it is essential for both of them since both have so much insecurities over their Earth origins and feeling like outcasts
Ryder James
>he left after grief fucking Amethyst in her Rose form?
In the episode that screenshot is from, Amethyst literally says she's seen Greg's junk before. It's absolutely a double-meaning and in-group joke.
And then at the end of the episode she takes greg's junk into her room.
And is often seen laying on top of it
>>> IT'S ABOUT SUBTEXT
Brandon Carter
Reminder that Peridot cannot shapeshift, which makes her canonically the only named Gem on the show that does not have a vagina or ass for you to cum in.
Alexander Scott
She also didn't believe she had any innate gem powers. No shapeshifting ability would mean she is also incapable of fusion
Give her time
Angel Myers
All gems have innately a vagina and organs as seen in that weird bird corruption. Peridot can FUCK, user.
James Edwards
I'd rather snuggle her anyway. And I can still get a blowjob or titjob
Evan Mitchell
>those lines under her eyes
HNNNNNNNNG
Matthew Gomez
except she does
Samuel Bailey
I wish they'd done more with space pirate lars
Xavier Williams
Imagine how fat the Amethyst's tits would be. Fucking hell.
Matthew Nguyen
She has a mouth doesn't she?
Jacob Smith
>what kind of job involves a human reproduction rod?
>WHAT ARE YOU MMMPH
Ayden Gutierrez
Jasper and the rest of the quartz gems are the curviest gems on the show user. Amazons are god tier.
Jordan Perez
Grayson Brooks
>Jasper and the rest of the quartz gems are the curviest gems on the show user
Julian Richardson
Daily reminder that mayor dewey and vidalia are the best townie characters
Jackson Young
vidalia would be a real cool friend
Angel Hernandez
Vidalia would be a real cool friend with benefits you mean?
Brody Davis
i meant as a normal friend, but she would be great at that too, thats why shes a great friend.
Nathan Davis
>i meant as a normal friend, but she would be great at that too, thats why shes a great friend.
>vidalia sees that youre down about something and wips out her rack and starts letting you massage her milf tiddies
Hippie women are so hot
Jaxson Rodriguez
>peridot
baby hips and weak thighs
>jasper
mommy
Kayden Sanders
See for more evidence
Ian Hill
Remember when this show have unlimited potential with Ian?
And after he left , the show took a nosedive and never recover?
Ryder Brown
without her limb enchancers, peridots hip ratio compared to the rest of the body is the highest in the show, making her the best gem. and shes small enough for you to just pick her up and impale her on you dick and she cant do anything about it.
Christian Jackson
jaspers body is way lees femmenine compared to peridots, so peridot is a better waifu.
Nolan Miller
Well OK KO is ending so maybe he will come back to the show and make it great again.
Eli Morales
>and shes small enough for you to just pick her up and impale her on you dick and she cant do anything about it.
Oh lordy my erections in maximum overdrive just thinking about that.
Adrian Sullivan
you can see in the post you replied to that Jasper has the wider hip to waist ratio, Peridot's midget proportions don't do her any favors
Jasper,Garnet, and Blue Diamond are thiccest jams
Tyler Lee
>Blue Diamond
A man of quality i see
Jason Cook
I don’t remember that episode.
Jason Green
>Jasper has the wider hip to waist ratio
see image ofmidget proportions means peridot has bigger hip to body ratio
Christopher Sanders
evidence
In a side by side like Jasper's hip to waist rate is objectively wider than Peridot's, her hips are almost three times as wide, which makes Jasper superior breeding material.
>midget proportions means peridot has bigger hip to body ratio
This is baloney, all midget proportions do is make her easily mistakable for a child.
accept defeat now
Zachary Scott
peridots hip arent drawn as wid inas they are
Nathaniel Roberts
>"small enough for you to just pick her up and impale her on you dick and she cant do anything about it."
Chase Price
FPBP. God it is so weird seeing this shit actually have a following on Yea Forums, but I guess I shouldn't be surprised when a containment board for ponyfags was already made over half a decade ago. Aside from them, Yea Forums and Yea Forums might be the shittiest fucking boards on this site when it comes to taste.
Evan Bennett
Jason Watson
>ATLA
>unironically gatekeeping SUfags over a show that ended 11 years ago and got a shitty sequel
Yikerino
Justin Wilson
>muh tastes
God,i can smell the neckbeard from here.Also rent free for 9 years
Jason Barnes
The show had good ideas but awful execution.
Asher Nelson
thank you lieutenant obvious.
James Ross
I hope we see more of the uncorrupted gems next season
Luis Hall
based, canon lewds when
Matthew Rodriguez
Im sure she has an entire folder itching to let it slip online and then claim it was leaked from her laptop
Dont let us down becky
Luis Howard
What a legend if she does.
David Smith
Redpill me on le horse cartoon, barneyfag, passingthrough and whatever the fuck. What is the deal with them? I don't get it.
Ethan Martin
Did I fall into the gumball void or is it 2012 all over again
Justin Howard
She's got feet so I'm fine
Joseph King
Need more tittydot
John Cook
Logan Campbell
Leo Young
>Aside from them, Yea Forums and Yea Forums might be the shittiest fucking boards on this site when it comes to taste.
Yeah pretty much.
Jonathan Nelson
No because I don't watch this trash fire of a show and I'm only interested in pornified versions of its characters like:
Luis Jenkins
visit Yea Forums some times, Grimefags were the worst.
Liam Martin
David Peterson
Samuel Moore
Leo Cook
Cuck ruby
Well...of all things I didn't know I needed
Chase Rogers
>dueling banjos in the distance
Man been a long time since that movie
Jackson Brown
First thought when I saw that
Mason Fisher
Imagine peridot getting raped by rednecks ha ha just imagine
Isaac Thomas
Shame that good taste doesnt carry over to your choice in political candidates
James Ramirez
>he thinks either of the candidates were good
wew
Dylan Nguyen
Ayden Cook
Evan Long
This has been a pretty good thread.
Logan Bailey
It started on Yea Forums amazingly
David Taylor
Peridot is for cuddles. You can fuck later, but cuddles are first
Asher Rivera
Peri being sad should be a crime, I want to hug her
Parker Torres
Cant i cuddle her as i fuck her?
Grayson Barnes
Well there's the crying, but where's the ukulele singing? That's what this show is about right?
Sebastian Powell
that's comfy as well as lewd, I love it
Jordan Miller
lol
Nathaniel Ross
I want to cuddle Lapis and Peridot
Luis Morgan
go back to crying about your dead ship somewhere else Zuke
Gavin Smith
>thumb in foreground
>index finger in the mirror
Fucked picture.
William Walker
fUCKING BLUSHMALLET
Carson Cox
while blushmallet does suck with anatomy, that art looks like it's by someone just aping her drawing style
Jonathan Wilson
Also the angles in the mirror are incorrect
Julian Stewart
Doing some digging, it's from an artist named AngeliccMadness.
Ethan Reyes
Sebastian Nelson