I’d like to purchase some of your finest beer please

kys

I've been partial to belching beaver lately.

Billy turning into Shazam at the apartment was the best one

Did you think BIlly rub one out when he was in this form?

no, he couldn't even pee, the costume is part of him

He couldn't figure out how to get his pants off in that form.

>lego batman and shazam are the best dc movies in years
>make peanuts compared to shit like suicide squad
Why is the world so unfair?

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>rub one out instead of fucking a hooker
small thinker.

If he came in his super pants would it be stuck there forever?

A lot of good movies make peanuts compared to Suicide Squad. The real pain will be when Birds of Prey makes more than Shazam

Real capekino sadly don't make that much bucks

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what do WE want in the sequel

More Mr. Mind and more evil scientist Sivana

Monster Society of Evil and Tawny

>Rocketeer
Based and classicpilled.

Also had prime JCon.

That's okay, no one else did either

>lego batman and shazam are the best dc movies in years

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Mr. Mind and Sivana getting into a super science dick measuring contest (which we won't get because magic, but that kind of dynamic). Proper talking Tawny Tiger, not fucking Battlecat because Billy is friends with a Zoo tiger for some reason. Bare minimum of Black Adam dick sucking, we're going to get it regardless but the less the better. Sivana's terrible kids interacting with Billy's family. Maybe cameos from other Fawcett characters like Bulletman. Some other villains like Captain Nazi and IBAC, but not to the point of detracting from Mr. Mind and Sivana.

Such a product does not exist, sir.
I think you must have dreamed it.

Should've had Mary upskirt shots.

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HANDS

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>sky high
nice

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>Yes, I'll take one copy of Splatoon 2 for the Nintendo Switch™. Hold the bayo.

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My beer is too strong for you, traveller.

what's Yea Forums's favorite drinks?
typically I go for a rum and Yea Forumske, but beer-wise I go for 1554 and Fat Tire
>inb4 alcohol is for losers virgins

>say shazam
>can now go on Yea Forums

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Sky High was a better MHA than MHA

Prove me wrong

guinness and shit from the flying monkey brewery are pretty good i guess that's the one benefit in living in this shitty province (ontario)

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Megamind sequel when?
More Darla and Eugene. Well more of the foster family in general really, they were great.

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Something aint right chief..

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For me, its coors and bud heavy, the best worst beers.

everyone has a shit beer they like. Im partial to PBR

PBR is fine, but I have to be in the mood for it

>Sky High
Nope, but agreed on the other 3

I honestly thought Sky High was TV movie for disney channel.

Hey buddy I think you got the wrong board Yea Forums is two boards down

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Rolling Rock my man, affordably cheap and tolerably bland.

He couldn't figure it out because it's a skintight one piece.

I'd like to purchase your best dog repellent because my mexican neighbors got some nasty chihuahuas.

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your not strongl enough for my finest beer

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Rolling Rock here. Goes down like water and is super cheap.

Mr Mind and Sivana setting up for a 3rd movie.Shame it's likely to be REALITY EATING Mr Mind and not super smart murder worm Mr Mind.
Black Chadam rubbing his balls on Billy's face.
Setting up for a 3rd movie with Monster Society involving Mr Mind, Sivana and some name drop villains from the second movie.

1. Follow up on the Superman cameo, they better have either officially kept Henry or picked his replacement by the time Shazam! 2 is mid-filming or they are even more inept than previously thought

2. Actual Black Adam/The Rock cameo, as small as a post credit scene, just to finally show off the character design

3. Mr. Mind to be cute and hardcore malevolent as fuck

4. Monster Society of Evil

5. Sivana to be sickly or something, maybe even put him in a wheelchair since Mark Strong is pretty well built.

6. They call Billy 'Captain Thunder' and the other kids do the gag of cycling through ridiculous names this time. Bonus points if Mary settles on 'Mary Marvel' by the end of the movie since there's no reason she can't have that name and it sounds like a solid hero name on it's own. It'd also be a decent middle finger at Disney.

7. Talky Tawny

Grab a fuckin stubby, mate.

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What's his name, anons?

Based

Captain Marvel.

But we can't have that, so it should be Captain Thunder

Captain Sparklefingers

Wait a minute

BRUCE CAMPBELL WAS IN SKY HIGH

>shoot him in the face

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mAh nigga

We know it's you James

Formerly Captain Marvel

The-Superhero-Formerly-Known-As Captain-Marvel

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>Real capekino
One of those movies doesn't belong to the list, can you guess what it is?
That's right! It is Shazam

Just because I'm angry a lot lately, play video games a lot, am a nerd and enjoy Rolling Rock does not make me James... >.>

Nice pleb taste

Is this shit out on bluray yet? I wanna watch it already

*Oscar-winning film Suicide Squad

My favorite part is the emo dude who's name was Warren Peace. I always thought his name was cool as shit.

>putting Sky High with those films

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I want to replace Home Alone as my annual Christmas movie.

There were a lot of fun moments in Shazam, like Adult Darla with Santa, Billy and Sivana in the mall, and Mr. Mind, but the one moment that I will forever associate with this movie is "You'll need it more than me"

I'm kinda conflicted about Billy's mom being irresponsible white trash in the movie, like yeah it works best for the movie plot, but Marilyn been portrayed that way did broke a bit of my heart considering how she was in several versions of the comic

>what is this?

Not yet.

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MHA is just a generic shonen, so it's not hard to be better then it. But you're right Sky High is pretty good.

BILLY!
Actually I liked Red Cyclone the best of all his given names.

>that taste

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Flossing was it for me.
Personally I cringed at that moment.

>there's no reason she can't have that name
I mean, there's no actual reason why Billy's hero persona couldn't be called Captain Marvel either. The only thing DC can't do is name the movie Captain Marvel.

But know why they don't call him Captain Marvel. They want the character to stand on it's own from the Marvel/Captain Marvel dispute and not have normie fans go... "But why are there TWO Captain Marvel's and one of thems not even Marvel!?"

I'd love for WB to have the balls to just call Billy Captain Marvel, but I think Captain Thunder is a good compromise.

I think letting Mary keep Mary Marvel is just low key enough, and fan servicing enough to work.

I was seriously PRAYING for the after credit scene of Shazam to be walking out of a Captain Marvel showing and then him taking the name.

Lmao. Why would he take inspiration from Carol?

Because Billy is obviously a Based Boy(tm) that recognizes that True Power comes from being a female.

I'd rather he take it from a comic in Freddy's collection featuring Captain Mar Vel, and thinking he's clever.

> Billy that name already... it's already been... *sighs* yeah it's a good name.

damn, that's better
I was just thinking because the two movies got released very close together.

I'd like to purchase some of your finest dubs please

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I bet they couldn't even say Captain Marvel in the movie itself because Marvel could be dicks and claim a superhero movie is a form of promoting a comic book character

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Where did you get that quality webm? Only camrip torrents so far.

what does the finest beer taste like?

I like it but it’s to close to red tornado. How about roaring thunder?

Digital release maybe?

HDRip has been out for almost 6 weeks now

Sure, here you go.

No, costume refreshes every time it's summoned

I hope its a plot point to introduce Ma Hunkel

Nah I'm pretty sure you can legally call anybody whatever you want within the story, you just can't put THAT name on any of it's promotional shit. The only place the name can be seen or heard is within the movie itself and not in any titling or merchandise.

That's why it's just easier to brand everything with Shazam! , and the Kids names

I want Sivana's kids visit him in prison and they are played by Mark Strong (they CGI his face onto a boys and girl's body)
also tawky tawny
and more Mary Batson and Darla Shazam

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>90 mins of extras
is it more scenes or just "behind the scene" stuff or "history shazam" retrospective

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12 responses and no one has told this guy to kill himself or made Boomer jokes.

My little Yea Forums is growing up.

>Mr. Mind to be cute and hardcore malevolent as fuck

This. He isn't as effective if he isn't somewhat cute. You don't have to literally give him glasses and a mouth like the 40s, he can still look like a bug and be cute. IRL caterpillars can be adorable.

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Did this really have a place in a Christmas capeshit movie

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I don't think there will be Sivana kids, he seemed too much of an incel

ok...just give me a six pack then and a couple a bags of skittles

Beer tastes like shit, i wonder how you niggers manage to stuff it down your throat. And while we are at it, wine tastes like shit too

>billy takes black adam to some local entertainment

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Mister Philadelphia

You couldn't have casted a better Mary

>we will never get a gachi superhero movie with mark as gym boss and van as leatherman, two rivals who must work together to go back in time and save billy from a drunk driver

>this fucking scene
The tell of a good joke is when you can see it coming a mile away and it STILL leaves you in stitches.

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Literally me

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FLOP

>It took him this long
SIIIIDDEEE-KICK

YOU taste like shit.
>all the buildup leading up to heartbreak
I knew what was coming, but it still hit me so hard.

It was an awesome scene.

>we're gonna need more money

The World's Mightiest Mortal. If Billy ever gets a darker movie adaptation like The Dark Knight or Man of Steel, that's what his movie would be called.

ha ha teh funny, it kills me

How do we get a Fatwah issued against Warner Bros?

it's not that good and has korean subtitles in it and the actual rip stutters (I delete the duplicated frames manually to make the webms)

proper digital version is coming next week, I think you should wait

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This but unironically.

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i'm so happy they didnt spoil the Shazam family in the trailers. It made for so much better experience.

Kys

In the last 10 years or more, this might be the only cinematic instance of a female superhero carrying a man, unless I'm forgetting something

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I liked Silvana's midair monologue most.

Electric Unicorn IPA, Teeling Whiskey

Rum and Dr. Pepper with a splash of grenadine

For beer I'll drink Coronas, Belgian White Blue Moon, or I also really enjoy ciders like Angry Orchards