Its an Adeptus Mechanicus episode...
Its an Adeptus Mechanicus episode
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Those are always the best ones
"We are bussy contemplating this piece of metal"
What did they meant with that?
>It's an Adeptus Mechanicus wake up Necrons episode
Tyranid and Ork episodes are objectively better you toaster molester.
That toaster tuesday needs to be moved to today.
Today’s Saturday, I hope you meant it should be Toaster Friday.
If I feel sinful urges towards Boy whenever I hear his weak and vulnerable voice but I convert it to pure desire to protect humanity and serve the Emperor and by proxy Boy's smile am I cool with the big E?
>When a show has transhumanists but they're not also anarcoprimitivists
This displeases the machine spirit.
Genuine question: why do people like to LARP about the flesh being weak when the vast majority of machinery to date is relatively short lived by organic standards, needs constant human maintenance and care, and requires non-existent fictional supertechnology to get on levels resembling, if not ostensibly superior to the general longevity of organic life? LARP answers not appreciated.
>It's a Necron filler episode
He'd be disappointed but satisfied with the knowledge that you're using the energy constructively rather than doing something that'd get you violently beaten by papa Dorn.
I want more hedonistic knife ear banter. And toaster fapping isn’t on the menu. We must all pray for the coming of salsa Sundays. And the fortifying strength it gives for the coming Workday’s.
Kinda wish we'd get some admech comics
Like real transhumanists or people who speak in the context of 40k, because the point of Warhammer 40k as it is is it's essentially a post apocalypse and the people bolting shit onto themselves do it because it required to work with the tech that has become literal magic to even them due to the vast amounts of data lost after the apocalypse.
>It's a Blood Ravens episode
>its a mechanicus awakens the Men of Iron episode
Someone call Colonel Commissar Ibram Gaunt.
>It's a Flesh Tearers episode
That picture actually doesn't work for Flesh Tearers, the original is a better fit.
>Blood Ravens episode is the most pirated episode
Sorry.
>relatively short lived by organic standard
A lot of that is because it is built in. Why make a product that people will buy once when you can design the product to be obsolete and need replacing once a year?
Even if it is relatively short, hypothetically it is easy to replace. Your hand hurting do to age? Well just replace them.
No, Boy is not for even thoughts of lewd. 200 years in the imperial galleys should correct your attitude.
SPOTTED THE FILTHY SLAANESHI WHORE.
This works more with Black Templars or Grey Knights.
>tfw no cyber-gf
Better purge you just to be sure.
>it’s a Space Wolves episode
>Flesh
Get rid of the bad flesh,
Keep the good flesh.
Back off, she's mine.
Don't know much about Warhammer but the cult mechanicus(?) has some great aesthetics
How does the WH40K humanity's regard for technology compare to that within Dune?
AY YO GURL U WAN SOM FUK???
MAKE PENIS INTO ROBUT!!!!
>It’s a best boy episode
Building a machine with a mind is a big no, repurposed human brains are ok.
>its a Sororitas episode
Yeah, the combination of religion, transhumanism, and body horror is pretty great.
40k is a little more flexible as to what constitutes a human computer. They can build computers as long as human bits are included, Dune's Mentats, Bene Gesserit, and Navigators are all living humans with enhanced mental abilities.
Those are my second favorite episodes.
You're right, its the cult or adeptus mechanicus - adeptus if you're talking about them as an organisation which is part of the Imperial estate, cult if you're talking about them as a religion.
Pic related is one of my favourite bits of background in the first 40k book I ever read, the 3rd edition rulebook.
Did anyone see the original Eversor episode? I heard you can get the uncut version in the Assassins compilation dvd, but I don't know if it'd be the worth the money or the time to track it down.
I used to "own" that codex. Knicked it from a White Dwarf from my local library.
shut up, i was a stupid teenager
>codex
Derp, I meant Appendix. As in, the one that was bundled with that particular issue of White Dwarf.
Must have been like 25 years since then, but I still recognized that particular piece of fluff.
Goddamn I love /tg/ and all but chaos-chan and ceestree are some of the worst things they ever created.
Check out this lead pipe I found!
>it’s a Catachan Episode
>It’s a Imperial guard regiment team up episode
AHEM
FUCK ELVES
FUCK GAMESWORKSHOP
FUCK 40K
FUCK AGE OF SHITMAR
AND MOST IMPORTANTLY, FUCK RAKI, OR SKITTERS AS I LIKE TO CALL THEM
The best episodes are DA ORKS ones with a soundtrack done by G.W.A.A.A.R.G.H!
>chaos-chan
Ackhually, it's cultist-chan.
>ceestree
Who?
that means it's working
Badly drawn waifu
That tells me exactly nothing. Waifus are a dime a dozen.
AKA some of the best episodes.
Only War is pretty damn great
One that was forced everywhere in /tg/ back in the day.
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Obligatory Astartes shillpost
I mean, Cawl is kind of a special case even among the Admech
>you now remember those shameful fanfics you wrote in Jr High about a blatant self insert techpriest and sororitas romance
>Air Dreadnought
Now pic related is slowly becoming canon as the BAngels are getting a literal jump-pack Dreadnought for the Horus Heresy tabletop game.
>Obligatory Astartes shillpost
Can't wait for the final part. What's in the Vault?
If the Emperor is soooo fucking strong then why is he dead?
Horus fucked up the Emperor because the latter still had compassion in himself and couldn't BTFO the former. It was only after Horus offed Ollanius Pious had the Emperor seen that his son was beyond salvation, rid himself of the compassion he still possessed and CUT LOOSE so hard the Chaos Gods that were possessing Horus ran away in fear (Slaanesh screamed like a little girl). Horus, in a moment of lucidity saw what he did, what he became and stood there letting Emps obliterate him completely in body and soul.
Also the Golden Throne prevents him from regenerating.
OK, not body, sorry. But he did obliterate Horus's soul so hard the Chaos Gods couldn't resurrect him.
Half Life 3
WORTH CRACKING IT.
>Be calm guardsman, simply cut the blue wire
>There is no blue wire
>What?!
>They're all orange...
>[Binaric reee]
Slut Patrol
>AGE OF SHITMAR
Hello, Mung!
>the episode where the Krieg guardsmen are brought in
Time for the Pretty Boss.
>It's a Dark Eldar episode.
>Best canon couple comin thru
God we need decent Drawfags
Story time is over lads.
Today I will lewd him
It's ok only if you're an Adepta Sororita.
The Sororitas are brides of The Emperor.
You're not suggesting they cheat on him, are you?
that was confusing but fun.
kek
Melta weapons don't explode, they are weaponised welding torches and turn anything they make contact with a liquid and then vaporise the liquid.
They're the daughters of the Emperor you Fucking heretic. Rigger only tint they were the brides was under that gigafaggot Vandire.
That’s not Cain and Amberly
>That time Dark Eldar turned Genestealer infection into a fashion statement and thousands died.
Fuckin kek
BRUDDA FRIEND!
WE'Z GUNNA GONNA HAV FUNN
in english, pointdexter
what is that?
>It's just a reprint of the Holy Book
>.>
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Newest Voxcast has a good deal of great Boy moments. With Dorn trying to protect him while they review a early 40k novel. Which is pretty much fetish pornography.
No problem as long as they make sure to do it with a nuke
Those really STEAL THE SPOTLIGHT, UH?
SPOIL YOUR SHIT, DUDE!!!
THIS IS A BLUE BOARD!!!
You are right these are better
It's irony because if they went full machine, the Imperium would face the Men of Iron Wars 2.0: Unlubed Mechadendrite Boogaloo
thanks for the story
>you now remember those shameful fanfics you wrote in Jr High about a blatant self insert techpriest and sororitas romance
the only good one was the guardsman and the sister of battle
who the best god?
The not!Divine Holy Manperor of Mankind
were not getting another episode are we.
More than that, I'm pissed Emps magically knew the Jojostodes tricked Kitten into leaving his post
Dorn is best papa, prove me wrong.
Pro tip, you can't.
That's not Vulkan tho
and he never stopped them.
Why would you post a picture of me?
His immense love and cuddling make him a good bro, but not a good dad, too agreeable.
Oh, what are Gods really though?
As if he doesn't have some long-planned-out purpose for that.
For longevity, Mechanicus augmentation is generally best you could hope to get. Only genetic modification designed by the emperor himself surpasses it; The primarchs for example.
Outside Of 40k I assume it's because machine parts are easy to replace and upgrade, and most meat has a built in maximum life-span, and is conversely pretty hard to replace. That said though, MODERN technology is already on track to eliminating that genetic flaw, so functional, genetic immortality probably isn't far off.
By default I would probably be under the influence of slaanesh due to my weak will and love of degenerate pleasures.
Speaking of deserving the eternal hell of slaanesh's torture/pleasure chambers I was looking for this, thanks
Imperium and Tau alliance when?
Never, all traitors die with thier xeno masters.
>not!Divine
>Manperor
What SJW bullshit is this?
Why are you such an HERETIC, user?
>Corpse-worshipper
>Thinking his ruined goverment is better than the dark gods will
you haven't watched if the Emperor had a text to speech, have you?
DOOMRIDER demands images of female Space Marines
It's a Black Templar episode
It's leg day.
Any priest worth their salt is a heretic of some kind
I need more legionaries in my life
>TFW you want to interface with Khepra, but Scaevola and Videx won't shut the hell up
Is this loss?
Top kek regarding this picture of me
>”Magos Tertius, are you sure that is the correct symbol to interact with?”
>”Relax Lanicus, what’s the worst that could happen? Us waking up a tomb world or something like that?”
>The Gang Wakes up a Tomb World
GOOD QUESTION ASSHOLE
>that Guardsmen literally in the BLACKED meme position
Kek
>Next TTS might have Nuquisition, Ultrasmurfs and Chadhatai Khan against the Dark Eldar
>MFW its going to be a Drukhari Massacre Episode
I love the Dark Eldar, no matter how many bad things happen to them you don't feel bad
>MFW I remember Slaaneshi hell for Eldar is worse than anything they've given to their victims
Gonna be a good episode, bros
Which chaos god would use McNuggets to convert loyalists
40k needs a high budget animated mini series on HBO or streaming.
not really, also, reminder Warpgazer could've done it, but never will
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Any of them but Khorne
>Tzeentch would put magic in them
>Nurgle would put disease in them
>Slaanesh would make them literally orgasmic
Khorne would give you...Khorne Flakes
>That time when Genestealer's hijacked an Avatar of Khaine
>its a genetic assimilation episode
Aww..dang Tyranids!
Not today xeno filth!
>its a Sisters of Battle getting genetic assimilated episode
I WANT TO BOOP DA SNOOT
STOP
BOOOOOOP!
Yeah, I'm gonna need the original version of that real fuckin' quick, boss.
You can always pretend that the Starcraft cinematics are Warhammer.
That's a Melta Bomb you not nincompoop
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I feel oddly comfy of how accurate that is.
Dorn not having these grease boys.
>Eagle Screaming
YOU HAVE BEEN VISITED BY THE GLORIOUS CUSTODES OF FITNESS
MASSIVE GAINS WILL BE YOURS, BUT ONLY IF YOU POST "AWAKEN MAH EMPRAH"
Dorn: What did I do to deserve being surrounded by phallic individuals?
I don't believe this is canon.
Sister cosplay is pretty rad.
AWAKEN MAH EMPRAH
Someone remade this image AGAIN? There's about three versions now
I see your measly three, and raise you about 9000.
Not at the moment it doesn't. In fact, not for a long time.
wot
There's stupid amounts of recolors for this one.
>It's a Vostroyan episode
>all they did was drink, dance, and scream something about bears
Do not boop that merry suicide bomber
>Also the Golden Throne prevents him from regenerating
Your half right. The Throne is both simultaneously regenerating and obliterating the Emperor on a cellular level to the point where despite being a rotted skeleton by now, hes still not technically dead. The Throne keeps that last tiny sliver of life kept rooted firmly in the material realm, but at the same time is so taxing to even be in no one but the Emperor can conceivably survive using it
What board has WH40K NOT infiltrated?
wasn't he going to dump Magnus in there at some point?
>Space Furries
Lion for life, dog-fucker
Back when it was an amplifier so Magnus could aid him in the webway project.
No, in fact if everything went the Emperor's way there would be no need for the Golden Throne and/or Astronomicon. Emperor was working on his own version of the Eldar's webway for mankind's use so they wouldn't be reliant on warp travel anymore and could all but eliminate the influence of Chaos. Magnus screwed everything up when he tried to warn the Emperor about Horus' betrayal and inadvertently punched a hole into hell itself in the middle of the freaking royal palace. In fairness though, the Emperor told literally no one what he was doing for reasons so Magnus had no idea what would happen
AWAKEN MAH EMPRAH
What's the deal with the Wolves and Angels? Keep seeing anons shitposting each other with them
>Your flesh is a relic...
>But... you're so soft...WEAK...No...
>Would you like to contemplate the Omnissiah over milkshakes?
In the grim darkness of the 41st millennium there is only war... and a little bit of flirting.
>DUNE
After the Butlerian Jihad the empire uses Mentats for their memory storage and computational needs in lieu of thinking machines.
>WH40K
HERESY!
>So uhh, the Emperor... What a guy, err I mean God? Right?
>Why are you walking away?
>(Lonely Mechanical Noises)
The tl;dr is basically
>Wolves primarch Lemus Russ has some blowhard planetary governor call him a pansy, Russ is beyond pissed
>personally leads the charge into the guys stronghold in order to kill the dude himself
>gets to the dude's office only to find the Angel's primarch Lion el'Jonson teleported in and killed the governor already (because we got shit to do, man)
>an infuriated Russ walks right up to the Lion and sucker punches him square in the jaw
>this leads to the two primarchs duking it out for literally a day and a half, non-stop
>at one point Russ is thrown into a table, smashing it, but this knocks Russ silly enough that he calms down and realizes they're fighting over something really stupid
>Russ starts laughing to himself, but the Lion takes this as Russ laughing at his own expense so he cold clocks Russ and knocks him out
>by the time Russ wakes up the Dark Angel's have already left for some other planet
Nowadays the two chapters have a friendly rivalry born out of that incident, to the point where if they ever happen to cross paths, champions from each side meet and recreate the fight while the rest of them cheer on. It's less about shitposting and more about two sports teams having silly little rivalries to drum up morale
>not posting the gif version
I would do it but stuck on phoneposting right now
So are the Mechanicum like the incels of the imperium?
Johnson and Russ had a rivalry going on that their gene-sons kept going
no, but the sisters are super unapproachable forever alone
>Two sucker punches were thrown that day
>But only one primarch walked away....
Don't have it, but I saved the best one.
More like the spaghetti cringe neck beards of the imperium.
Dating a sister would be like finding out that the shy awkward qt3.14 you're having coffee with is really into Jesus and Nightmare before Christmas
It's Lord Adornable to you, scum!
>tfw new episode every friday night like shows in the good old days.
Just bros being bros. Nothing gay about it. Just fighting and kissing and jacking off onto each other.
Ever have a friend jizz on your face? It's funny right?
I’ve never played 40k but I’ve always wondered what race/faction was winning the war
There is a war right?
the galaxy is a big place, user
there are many wars
Huh. Well, I
I don't know how to respond to this one.
Guess I get to post this image, which I've been for an excuse to do since I saved it nearly a year ago.
In the Grim Darkness of the far future, there is only war.
There's no winners or losers, there's just fighting. Every faction has it's own reason for fighting but there's no one with a clear cut advantage, at least for very long. If anyone was going to wind up the "winner" of 40k my money would be on Orks or Tyranids; Orks because they're notoriously difficult if not outright impossible to permanently destroy and Nids because odds are their trillions strong invasion of the galaxy is merely the spearhead of an even larger main force we haven't seen yet
>meanwhile, in the official Ribbon fan-club
I'm now going to use this as an excuse to post edifying images about the dark glory, the heinous majesty, the black splendour that pulses like eldritch blood through the scarred heart of Warhammer 40,000. And stuff.
I like to imagine each and everyone of those is just the same dude going in a mad reverse-towergirls quest alongside the whole world
You've done well user
Imperium Highshool
>Space marines are the Jocks
>Sisterhood are the cheerleader / mean girls
>Ministorum are the Drama club or Band
>Mehanicum are like the chess/AV club
>Guardsmen are just random NPC students
Pic Unrelated just wanted to share
Probably orks for a given value of 'winning'? They fucking love war, thrive in it, but don't really aim for victory or strategic objectives. War is the ends, not just a means, and 40k is the perfect setting for them. Everybody else is either trying to survive or conquer the universe, with nobody really coming close to achieving the latter currently.
>It's an Inquisitor ep
No
guardsmen are real heros
Not a bad answer, I'm working towards one of my own
They're the only ones that seem to have any fun in it all.
>Guardsmen students keep getting brutally killed oftentimes in the background and without mentioning by anyone
>commisars are the super by-the-book class reps that still BLAM at the drop of a hat
I could dig it
Orks were originally designed to be a solider species by the Old Ones. They just forgot to put in an off switch
Orks are having a fucking riot my man, you need to delve more deeply into 40K.
I just know general stuff, but overall it's not a setting that's really captured me too much. Beyond cool art and shit.
The grimderp is a bit too much almost.
Green mushroom dudes that can just build guns that work because they believe they do.
It's a fun ride.
>Dat piktur
You'z need Deff Skwadron in your life.
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the Kantrael is so aesthetic
Pretty sure a friend tried to send that one to me a while back. Never made it though.
Yeah that I know about. I can get into Orks because they have this fun premise.
Too bad their space ships look kinda shitty compared to the rest
>look kinda shitty
Doesn't the fact that the Guard recruits females show the Imperium isn't in full war mode and could throw many times more of their glut of humanity into the grinder if they so choose? If they were truly desperate then the women folk would stay at home to make more babies.
some worlds recruit females, others don't
it's all about what they give for the tithe
if you hadn't noticed, the Imperium is grossly mismanaged
>the Imperium is grossly mismanaged
Yes, but you know who's not grossly mismanaged?
Join the Greater Good user-kun!
the Tau empire is similarly corrupt and mismanaged
Farsight's okay
Sorry, Goy'Vesa, the (((Greater Good))) forbids inter-caste relations and unsanctioned breeding so no T'au waifu for you.
Fucking (((Ethereals)))
Screeching Skeleton is gonna rough up Slanny to get that soul back.
Warp-Goa'uld possessed Fish-heads.
Reminds me of the Pepelatz
AWAKEN MAH EMPRAH
>AWAKEN MAH EMPRAH
>MAH EMPRAH
This is too close to "man emperor". This thread has therefore been deemed heretical by the Inquisition. Please remain calm as Tacitus warms up the pyre.
Indeed.
>not even trying to hide the scars from the fat legs implants
Thread theme:
I loop this shit when I'm putting together kits
I want to argue if you, but their are Dark Angels involved so I cant.
A Xenarch
Oh. Now that's something really interesting.
Metal.
same
This and I bet she got a real nice blanket.
My friend speaks Russian and he was laugh so hard at in-jokes I couldn’t understand it nearly made the episode unwatchable with him.
Maybe ... it's a hypothesis.
Damn, that guy does good work.
No expects an Inquisition episode
The Mechanicus sucks.
>It's a father and son episode.
what's the deal with those guys I didn't understand their shit at all
He was in the Imperial Palace when they decided to dress like strippers, he could have stopped it but did nothing.
Psychers with some kind of enhancing tech.
The Imperial Palace is the size o the Himalayas with many more loors. Dorn could have gone to another wing of the palace searching for a flying pig and by the time he came back the Tau could have gone from hunter gatherers to a major galactic power.
ground-floor psykers with ground-floor psyker implants.
probably the body guard for the rebel leader.
>png
Whatever the Nids are running from, or the Necrons if they actually tried.
Why does he look so tired anons?
His emotional cores hurt and this organ music is too loud.
It's Dranon The Professional storytime, you filthy fucking heretics.
Order? What order? Order sounds like something a not-heretic would say.
Unfortunately, Mr. Culexus, as far as I know, stopped updating this, but did give out a prequel page.