Kamala's getting herself some handsome alien "D"
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This moment is sweet
Handsome purple dude wans to bone Kamala, while her Ammi will cockblock him to keep her daughter pure. Still will not stop Kamala from wanting this dude
Whoa, they're legit grippin' each other. Whoda thunk that Kamala's first D would be an Extra Terrestrial?
Kamala: ABU! AMMI! LOOK AT ME! I'm the Captain now!
Kamala's Abu: Yes you are
>That moment when your parents realize that they can't whoop you anymore.
Why say that? They just want to protect their little girl from A-Holes. Except for Bruno. He's their white Italian son
Post yfw her new suit is really just a cyber-symbiote
Well it is alien
But still looks good. Very Mortal Kombat I'm seeing from it
Well he is good looking
>Literally parodying the famous Secret Wars cover
It's a common rite of passage in life when you talk back to your parents and they are forced to take in your perspective due to realizing force and intimidation don't work anymore.
why are they trying to hook up kamala with some random one-shot alien when she's made to be tenderized by Sam
, goddammit
Kamala's for Miles
Has it already been 5 years since she was created? How time flies
>force and intimidation
I don't think that happens to her like that
Wrong
Where the fuck is her real supporting cast?
Looking at it Ahmed's decision to take her into space for this dumb story and away from what people liked (Jersey City, her supporting cast, goofy shit) seems to be an even bigger mistake. Issue 3 sold 18,000 and change. Only about two and a half thousand more than shit like the adaptation of that Wolverine narrative podcast or Major X and below moribund X-Men books like long-past-caring Age of X-Man tie-ins and X-Force.
First issue debuted weak at 27,000 but retained most of its readership for issue 2 at 26,000. It shed almost 10,000 readers for issue 3. It debuted at barely above cancellation numbers and three issues in is well below them. What a failure this relaunch has been both on the creative front and the sales front.
excuse me, but this is canon
Coming after this arc is done. Next story is Kamala, Zoe, and Nakia on a road trip with zombies.
That I'm looking forward to
Hoping for a Nakia and Zoe moment from it
how long have her parents known about her superhero identity?
Any bets if she will have sex before she dies
Th mother knew in the first volume. The father just found out in this run from issue 1
That image hard deconfirms him a a potential partner
>blaming Ahmed when the sales were shit from chapter 1
Quick relaunches don't work, her sales are going back to where Wilson left just like how champions fell back to it's pre-relaunch numbers. You can't end a comic and restart a month later and expect to triple the numbers. It didn't work for any book when Axel Alonso was doing that yearly restart.
Okay glad about Zoe and Nakia. Now where's Mike?
>zombies
And ruined.
Mike's gone. She only existed as a one-off replacement girlfriend for Bruno so he could make Kamala jealous.
On the contrary!
>We're senpai
The delusion
best part of the cover is the parents on the bottom right having no clue what they're supposed to be doing
Don't look at me, yo. It's Waid's idea of contemporary teenage dialect and speech patterns.
Will we get a Zoembie?
Yes
>"Cuuuuuunts... cuuuuuuunts..."
All that purple meat for kamala
>Cuuuute Cuuuurry Cuuuuuunts!
You all have plebian taste. This is right here is true love.
A politically advantageous connection between Mutants and Inhumans, surely.
But you are wedding a folk hero to a walking PR disaster.
Kamala's last book was sub20k since the voting chapter. All of the books Kamala is in team-up,rising,champions, magnificent are all sub20 in less than 5 chapters. Team-up and Mag were massively overshipped to hide the poor sales. Kamala just doesn't sell.
They're in a life or death situation. They need to listen to their daughter with superpowers.
Comics in general just don't sell.
Her comics tend to do better in trades and digital sales. That's what's keeping her title going
She's considered too important to cancel. No matter how much money they lose, they are going to keep pushing Kamala anyway.
digital sales aren't hot either. Magnificent has trouble making top20 and the rest doing worst. Nothing has hit the trades yet. The probably should have held off on the big Kamala push until the game came out.
Then why not wait then till trades comes. I already got mine
Again, she's deemed too important to cancel.
said it once and I say it again
kamala does not belong to anyone, but everyone belong to Kamala
How big is Kamala's harem?
>Bruno
>Red Dagger
>Kamran
>This new shirtless alien guy
>Miles
>Sam
>Peter Parker
>Cyclops
>Kang the Conqueror
>Carol Danvers
>>Kang the Conqueror
Wait what?
Apparently, Kamala grows up able to warp through time and space at will, and Kang doesn't like that someone else can do that so he tried to make her his girlfriend
as the creator of let me help you
as the creator of
let me help you
>Richard Jones(Avengers: Back to Basics information,issue 6,page 10[btw in this same comic reveals that Kang falls in love with kamala])
>Dante(Marvel rising)
>Robbie Reyes(secret love-secret wars)
I plan to create a part 4 to include those that I missed in the previous 3, but first I want to finish my "perfect gf meme: Bruno's version"
Why do all marvel comics have such a low number? Hasn't this character been out for a while? Why is she at #4 is it reboots?
They also fuse together in Secret Warps.
Notice how the big reveal of Kamala's powers working by shifting mass between dimensions came about AFTER the one-shot story between her and Kang. Seems like Wilson and PAD had been sharing notes.
Oh they always look like that.
Kamala will never fuck Sam, he's going to be a cuck if he goes for her.
Who has the bigger harem, Kamala or Miles? Miles just recently got Vulture's granddaughter with a nice ass added to his list.
>Whoda thunk that Kamala's first D would be an Extra Terrestrial?
user, she's an Inhuman.
Aren't they all?
Because it’s a relaunch. This is Marvel, how is that a question?
I really, really fucking hate Bruno. Honestly him and Kamala and their forced, no chemistry romance was the worst part of Ms. Marvel. That book was more or less carried by the strong supporting cast (namely Nakia, Zoe and Mike) who were all a lot more developed, interesting or likable. It says a lot that IMO the best arc of Wilson's run was the one that involved Kamala being gone for 90% of it so it focused on all the better characters.
Also Bruno fucking off to Africa without telling his girlfriend then coming back without telling her and immediately just going up to Kamala at school and all he says to Mike is "my bad" and gets away with it. What a fucking shitter.
That's because Kamala is Fake Popular, much like X-23 and Carol. She's "popular" because Marvel forces her into everything, constantly gives her high profile roles, markets the shit out of her and makes sure she's never without a book be it an ongoing or as one of the centerpieces of a team book.
The only trade of Kamala's that sells consistently is the first TPB of the pre-Secret Wars series.
And I imagine the only ones who buy those TPBs are schools and libraries for book fair fodder.
That is exactly there is such a huge gap between the first volume and the rest. No normal pops up in the diamond list every other month with 100-300 orders. Not to mention the digital sales would reflect similar numbers if it was actual people ordering it.
You can't accurately judge trades and digital sales because companies don't report them. All you have to go on is hearsay.
Carol is noone's haremette. Everyone else is a sub.