>The Simpsons attend a convention where Krusty the Clown hosts a panel discussion about his show. After expressing frustration at fans who ask repetitive questions, he announces that "Itchy & Scratchy" will be rebooted with the characters re-cast as females. While Lisa Simpson is excited by the changes, Bart Simpson, Milhouse Van Houten, Nelson Muntz, and Martin Prince all express outrage and swear that they will never watch the show again in protest. Bart hosts a party where the boys make a point of not watching the show. However, he overhears Lisa recording a reaction video onto her phone as she watches the episode and decides to investigate. He laughs despite himself and is confronted by Lisa. When he lies to his friends about watching the episode, Lisa, having recorded his laugh, uploads the video online from her phone in revenge.
>Lisa's video goes viral and Bart is confronted by his friends at school, who rebuke him for betraying his gender. They try to beat him up, but he takes shelter in the girls' bathroom where he meets Carmen, Erica and Piper; three sixth-grade girls. The girls call themselves "Bossy Riot" (a play on Pussy Riot) and carry out pranks in the name of feminism. Bart reveals himself to be El Barto and persuades them to let him join Bossy Riot by improving one of their pranks. In Bart's absence, the boys turn to Milhouse as their new leader. He forms the "Boys' Rights Association", or BRA, and they begin pressuring Krusty into reverting the changes to Itchy & Scratchy.
>Bart and Bossy Riot carry out a series of pranks aimed at male authority figures around Springfield, with the girls giving him a purple mask allowing him to partake in the pranks with them undetected. The townspeople are afraid and their antics make the evening news.
The Simpsons attend a convention where Krusty the Clown hosts a panel discussion about his show...
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>Lisa realizes that Bart is part of Bossy Riot when she sees a loose purple yarn string from his shorts and confronts him in his room. He initially denies it but immediately admits it when she says it destroys her vision of the entire universe. She accuses him of hiding behind causes he does not believe in to carry out pranks; Bart counters that while Lisa advocates causes, she has never had the courage to take action.
>At Bossy Riot's meeting, they learn that Krusty has relented to BRA and will restore the male version of Itchy & Scratchy. In retaliation, Carmen, Erica and Piper plan to destroy the "Itchy & Scratchy" master tapes on live television, destroying "Itchy & Scratchy" forever. Bart protests their actions; causing the three girls to retaliate by tying him up and escaping before Lisa finds him.
>Bart and Lisa make their way to Krusty's studios where the girls are about to drop the tapes into a vat of nail polish remover. As Bart unsuccessfully tries to reason with them through mansplaining, Lisa decides to take action, knocking the vat away at the last moment. The nail polish remover floods the studio floor and the fumes overwhelm the assembled members of BRA, causing them to break into tears. Lisa's actions are caught on camera, impressing Bossy Riot while BRA blame Milhouse for their humiliation after having their tears glycerized by the girls. As Bart says farewell to the girls, Lisa is inspired to take further action and joins Bossy Riot, while Bart agrees not to fight for causes he does not believe in. He gives Lisa his purple mask and as he watches Lisa and the girls ride away, he spray-paints a message on a wall, "The patriarchy is a weiner", implying that his time with Bossy Riot offered him more than a chance to cause mischief.
>During the credits, Bart makes peace with his friends. They ask him about his time with the girls and much to their distress, he reveals that "they do not envy us".
Zombie Simpsons isn’t canon.
Post fem scratchy.
>Bossy Riot
Do they get gulaged?
I never thought they'd top Lisa Goes Gaga, but here we are.
next episode bart simpson continues doing patriarchic stuff because the show is episodic as fuck and characters are designed to learn nothing or the episode leans to retaining status quo, which also proves animators don't mean it by including progressive stuff, only it's there because it's popular now
Sneeds Feed and Seed?
More like Chucks!
So basically
>Lisa is a corporate shill, and let's the most basic of pandering get to her
>Bart gets outraged over something completely irrelevant
Is this the first accurate representation of the internet on television?
Good post.
>"they do not envy us".
lol biggest lie in the world right there. Feminism is built on the idea that women want what men have.
so true. women talk so much shit but at the end of the day wish they were as strong or smart as men.
>Feminist girls need a male figure to improve their performance
I'M LITERALLY TREMBLING!
>Milhouse pee's sitting down
D'oh...
sneed
Wait I thought this was a
>co writes a simpson’s episode
Thread. But people are acting like this is a real episode?
Formerly funny
Season 30, ep 18.
S11E5
I look forward when this topic stops being mainstream
Season chuck Episode sneed
Maybe /pol/tards shold stop whining about it.
I look forward to when sneedposting stops being mainstream.
>Commenting on the 2016 Ghostbusters remake three years after the fact
>Even SJWs abandoned that movie because it was a big pile of shit directed by a white cis male
Talk about striking while the Iron is colder than room temperature
>Lisa is a consumer shill and that's a good thing
>Boys aren't allowed to cry
>Feminism means destroying things because you hate men
>SJWs don't envy men despite their entire dogma revolving around wanting what men have
I hate this corporate "men are weak and deserve to be mocked but they're also inherently superior to women and that's why we need to rise up and smash the glass ceiling" shit.
Psh there's no such thing as the patriarchy
Aye. Like Nazis and Jews; somehow inferior subhumans but totally rule everything.
Striking iron while it's hot is unnecessary when you are creating a timeless classic, emphasis on timeless.
>Carmen, Erica and Piper plan to destroy the "Itchy & Scratchy" master tapes on live television, destroying "Itchy & Scratchy" forever.
Wouldn’t most of those episodes be on DVD or something?
holy
FUCKING
B A S E D
>saving thumbnails
the only based thing about these posts is the trips
Well pardon me, mr Gucci Loafers
It's like they tried to make it as cancerous as possible.
how I remember this episode:
>boys get ass-blasted over another feboot because they're too young to have waifus
>Bart laughs at it
>this transgression is enough to ostracize him from the other boys and allow Milhouse to seize power
>he realizes he was never free, his behavior was always circumscribed by his peers
>he finds girls who are in need of his vandalism services.
>they accept him reluctantly
>at least he knows where he stands with them.
>Lisa is ass-blasted because Bart is better at feminism than he is without having read Gloria Steinem.
>the climax is the stupid burning master tapes thing because this is zombie Simpsons
>the ending is inconsequential
>probably some good bondage art got posted to paheal
>probably not enough female-Itchy-and-Scratchy art on paheal
>fuck you I'm not checking
>Lisa is a corporate shill
How ironic.
Do you have any pictures of Itchy and Scratchy as females?
*Feminists. Women who aren't part of it actually get it done.
There's also the question of how exactly they'd get into the vault that'd be used to store the tapes, and the fact that if the studio had any level of competence, there would be digital recordings of the tapes, with backups.