Post only cartoon shows which are ANTI FUN. Post only the squarest of the characters. The biggest losers of them all.
Post your LOSERS, Yea Forums.
I will start with the biggest of them all William "Willy" Zilla from My Dad Is A Rockstar Everything about this show screams " I HATE FUN " It's like 2 writers made this show. One who absolutely wanted the dad to be the main character and make it a fun engaging entertaining funny show and then the other writer self inserted as the pathetic loser son followed by bitter jealous "rule-enforcing" grandpas, principals, teachers and retards who HATE FUN and HATE LIFE.
There's characters who are funny and wholesome in their tragedy...
and then there's THIS MOTHERFUCKER. His entire existence is Naruto-tier depressing. And Saban/Japan had a way with making everything extra dramatic and tragic. This guy's happy conclusion is "At least I didn't die this time. At least I didn't get set on fire this time"
Hey, that's my childhood you're making fun of! Make fun of someone else's, instead!
Liam Price
They're not losers they're just ... victims of circumstance.
Doug,Charlie,Arthur,Bart Simpson are just losers by life's modern standards. None of them are homeless, live in a monastery, are a puppet, die at the end, have been magicked by a gnome to be tiny. And none of them are tempted by "the forces of evil and degeneracy".
But then there's Curious George, George Shrinks and Clifford who make out of tragedies fun wholesome charming entertainment for the family.
Dominic Taylor
The only characters who piss me off on cartoons are villains that get away with everything. To the point that even heroes such their dick and admire them and even work with them few times.
Robert Martin
ah shit i remember this show was dark as fuck at times. i remember an episode where a pinochio challenges a local boy from the town to a swimming match in the river (said boy had mocked him). only it's a raging river and the boy drowns. pinochio decides to live with the boy's mom to be her new surogate son. and then at the end gets butthurt and runs away when he doesn't understand why she does not love him or view him as her son. and the faerie that takes care of pinochio and teaches him was a real bitch
I barely remember my gym partner is a monkey but I recall the main character wouldn’t smash the giraffe girl that wanted his dick so that puts him in mega loser status
Jackson Morales
This cartoon gave me nightmares as a kid. It just really worried me. Like, he tried to kill a kid and sells his father into slavery.
Jack Peterson
Yes, Marcelino dies and goes to be with his mother and Jesus in the final episode of the first season.
The second season, he’s alive again, doesn’t really care about finding his mom or talking to Jesus in the attic, leaves the monastery, and goes on a sea adventure. There’s an episode where he meets a mermaid and right off the bat, punches her in the face. It’s a weird fucked-up show.
Ethan Stewart
okay now im interested
Lincoln Thompson
it's supposed to be an ironic twist on the usual tv family dynamic where the son is an obnoxious fag who gets on their conservative dads nerves you retard
I vaguely remember an episode where Pinocchio is taken by the Queen of vampires and Gepetto goes to rescue him weaponized with a krucifix.
Brody Bell
>that episode where Marcelino wants to be an acrobat monkey and Candela instead of telling him to stop with his bullshit she decides to make him walk on a tightrope and he almost dies from the fall.
i get his idea of show him that the life of an acrobat monkey is not easy, but still, What is his fucking problem?
season 2 was pretty useless and the episodes are not as good, but at least is not season 3 that shit looks terrible.
what kind of insecure fag do you have to be to hate a cartoon for 5yos that lessons some manners? are you some wigga zoomer who just discovered le radical ways or something?
