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I can't think of any AIDSless person or duck I wouldn't fuck for 10k

You don't get to talk to Launchpad that way! Not anymore!

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No way Scrouge would pay that.

He'd give a penny. A Bent one.

I'd let Scrooge fuck me anyway
The money is a bonus

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>10k upfront
That's remarkably generous, especially for Scrooge, must've had a real revelation.

Yeah, I doubt this is the REAL scrooge mcFuck.

formerly McSneed

Scrooge would analyze the market value in the region he is in. and assess if the market value of the particular person was worth it.

He would also likely to see if there is a way to profit off of it. After all, every dime is an investment.

This seems out of character

I'd better be one fine piece of ass if Scrooge McFuck of all people is forking over as much as ten grand for me.

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He only talks this way to heads of state

Unless he's planning to record it and use it for blackmail, but that doesn't seem like his style.

>Launchpad is MY boyfriend now

It's a powerplay to assert dominance. Also, no telling what currency it is. Could be 10k in Monopoly money.

Must be a hoe he loves more than money.

>mfw it also works in spanish
Rico McPuto

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Ten grand in what currency? Brutopian rubles?

He's "paying", but then will take the money back for service rendered. His cock isn't free

bullshit.
He wouldn't fork over 10k for hoes, not even for goldie which is arguably the only hoe he loves.

>here’s ten grand
>now on your knees
Oh I get it- he never explicitly says he’s giving money for sex, only implies it.
Scrooge you old dog.

You guys just BTFO'd the queers itt.

>mfw I read it in his NuTales voice

Sauce?

as if scrooge would pay that much.

The worst part is hearing it in my mind in Alan Youngs voice.

Boosterpang

It would be a compliment to be anally violated by Scrooge.

Isn't it obvious? Hello? Blue jacket?
This isn't Scrooge McFuck.

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Post the ice climbers

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You sick fuck