Yea Forums sings Ruber's song

I have a plan
It includes you!
You, Yea Forums anons, will all lead me to
CAMELOT
Where I will claim all that is miiiinneeeee

Attached to your emails, your voices will hide
The sounds will be awful when these voices collide
[email protected] !
with PRIDE....

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Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=HXjSEUMEOZo
vocaroo.com/
vocaroo.com/i/s08usNemegkP
files.catbox.moe/yncrns.mp3
vocaroo.com/i/s1iWi2glgRWP
youtube.com/watch?v=nz_pbO9Rn28
vocaroo.com/i/s11pX7fsBjen
youtube.com/watch?v=eyWFdT_83-8
vocaroo.com/i/s0sZbGxcRZAt
picosong.com/wNCgn/
vocaroo.com/i/s19IO6caHTuK
vocaroo.com/i/s1Uuazutmchx
vocaroo.com/i/s1Khf5le630O
vocaroo.com/i/s1pqA8JqseNM
vocaroo.com/i/s02EpnAiFid1
vocaroo.com/i/s1NzSb1nYxIo
vocaroo.com/i/s0QtW0QhRDT3
youtu.be/gmjzXTwXG0E?t=31
youtube.com/watch?v=1V53lOLjgiw
youtu.be/ixyyCmpRPMU?t=21
youtube.com/watch?v=BEG-ly9tQGk
youtube.com/watch?v=Dq6yF7Kh4DY
vocaroo.com/i/s1PzfIFUUJKc
vocaroo.com/i/s12JJEcBcsIT
youtube.com/watch?v=LcJeWmLWiQY
knowyourmeme.com/memes/ruber
twitter.com/AnonBabble

Get in here boys:
1. Record yourself singing to youtube.com/watch?v=HXjSEUMEOZo
2. Send audio files and/or vocaroo links to [email protected]
3. ???
4. Profit

I'm continuing this idea from It will be glorious, and it's about time Yea Forums created something
So let's go back to war and violence...

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bumping

Is there a reason vocaroo links can't just be dropped off here in this thread?

Never noticed until now the subtle industrial style to the song, scare chords and such

No, I suppose not
People in the last thread said that email was how Yea Forums had done this kind of thing before. I thought I'd create another account, but we can just do it here as well.

Very well then, update in plans!
If you want, you can just paste a vocaroo in this thread as well
vocaroo.com/

Bumping thread I'm about to post my audio in a few minutes

I'm feeling kind of sick so its a little shitty, but I guess that enhances it in some ways
vocaroo.com/i/s08usNemegkP

gimme a bit gonna go record in my car again

here
files.catbox.moe/yncrns.mp3

I would try posting this again on maybe Saturday night when the board is busier (this sounds worse typed out)

forgot to mention, you're going to have to play with the audio. That backing track and the actual song are a little different in timing. I tried synching the two up and I couldn't without doing a lot of editing

Bumping with pride

Glad to see you took my advice, OP

Why don't you just have people record the song without the backing and synch the vocals up to one single file? It seems like it would cause a lot less intrusive background music clash.

>Yea Forums project
It's already dead

Bump

>Yea Forums can do Yea Forums sings
>Yea Forums can do orchastr/a/
>Yea Forums can do Yea Forums sings
>Yea Forums can do Yea Forums musicals
>Yea Forums can't do anything
Pathetic.

BUMP THE PRIDE

all this proves is that Yea Forumsmrades are the only ones with actual shit to do during the day

I'll do this later (I'm in ikea right now), but my mic is shit so it's not going to sound great

Literally everybody here is children.

I have a full-time job and I'm organizing this thing.
Plus, it's the weekend. We should be able to do this

That's fine. It's not supposed to sound good
We literally picked the most incoherent song for one of these incoherent collabs

I'm so dedicated to this, just give me a few hours

keep the pride up

You’re a super star OP, even if is right. Let’s hope a few more people contribute. If it’s a small pool, it is what it is, it could still be funny.

Ikea user here

I've been practicing the timing for the singing, because holy fuck this song is a mess

Excited to eventually record and submit my shit

Do we have to sing the whole song or can we just do a section?

AUSTIN, IS THAT YOU?

Have more PRIDE in Yea Forums.

Do it Yea Forums. The shitposts command you.

Ikea user, reporting in!

vocaroo.com/i/s1iWi2glgRWP

I think I did it wrong...was i suppose to attach the audio...to the music? I'll have to redo if not.

and /vp/ can do a fucking duet between jigglypuff and prof oak
youtube.com/watch?v=nz_pbO9Rn28

do whatever part feels like a natural fit for you

Thinking of contributing to this. Does it matter quality-wise that all I've got to record with are either a webcam or an ancient digital video camera?

No it can be a potato, if anything it probably helps contribute to the incoherent mess we're shooting for

Bumping while I prepare to record.

Vocaroo isn't working for me. I need a new computer stat

This is hell to prepare for, the song is so out of whack and messy. Is there an instrumental video with lyrics attached?

Nope lol

Follow up question, should I just sing it, or do something stupid I can do a decent Skeletor I think

dont forget about Squilliams and Mosiacs

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Should I have the music playing in the background or be listening to it through earphones?

do both.

status on the project, OP? how many people have contributed so far, in this thread included?

I'll work on it soon then. Because of issues with syncing the song, I have to start from "This will all be mine" part

No, it's perfect.
It's actually better this way.
This way, it'll be easier to mix in.

Earphones preferable. But again, do whatever you want

Grrovy. I might do it tomorrow, but no promises.

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We've got five submissions so far.

Two of them are from the last thread, and don't include the entire song. I'll try to do my own rendition of it sometime tonight or tomorrow.

To be totally honest, I haven't used an audio-editing software outside of garageband, so now that I have a PC, I'm gonna have to find and learn something open-source. But I'm doin it for you, co! Somebody's gotta do it, and on this board full of "ideas" men, it might as well be me.

I'll try to get it done over this weekend. If we need more voices, I'll start a new thread with a more eye-catching OP image. But despite the state of this board, I don't think it'll come to that. Even what we have now is something I can work with.

In the meantime... onward, men! With pride!

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Good screencap. Though I'm disappointed it doesn't include the responses about who'd want to be turned into a mechanical monster.

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continued

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I pose a very modest proposition. Merging the two memes of Baneposting and Ruberposting. I call it RuBane-posting. Maybe someone could even do a mashup of Ruber as Bane during the CIA on the plane scene, or have Bane create his mechanical army, FOR YOU

Meme's don't work like that. You can't just propose something becomes a meme, and wait for it to be accepted by some committee.
But if you got some good jokes and think they might catch on, then by all means. I'd love to hear what you have in mind

i'm an audio engineer with a good home setup and a big broadway voice. i'm chomping at the bit to be a tryhard show-off, but Yea Forums never has good ideas.

i mean what the fuck even is this song, i don't remember anything from this fucking 90s trash.

Yea Forums memes are the worst

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no, I tried synching up the backing track and the actual "song" and they don't even synch. The backing track is longer in certain parts

Pride bumping

Keep the thread going. I will do my submission tomorrow.

That's a thing with most instrumental versions for some reason.

>needs to be read from bottom to top
Revolting.

We already had a few jokes like that in the last thread.

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/tg/ here. What is Ruber's actual alignment in D&D terms?

Chaotic Evil

I haven't seen the movie, but the music video was enough.
Using magic/scientific methods to turn humanoids into living weapons is alllllll the way CE

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Chaotic Evil. It's not even slightly ambiguous.

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>Patrick Doyle finished composing the score while hospitalized for (successful) treatment of leukemia
Nice.

Took a first pass at it. Swallowed some words, messed up the cadence on places and mistakenly said "your" instead of "my". Will probably do a new one.
vocaroo.com/i/s11pX7fsBjen

Alright, we're up to six contributors! Come, Ruberians! Show your pride!

srry. I didn't have time to make a better screencap :(

I had a thing, but my upload speed decided to suddenly shit itself and go to 8 kb/s

I can't contribute something I'm satisfied with until a few days from now

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The instrumental is a little off, but I just grabbed the original here youtube.com/watch?v=eyWFdT_83-8 and did some easy tweaks to make sure my audio synced up to it.

vocaroo.com/i/s0sZbGxcRZAt

I actually could never stand sitting through the entire song before. This was a good way to get properly acquainted.

So it's seven at this point?
At least that's an ok minimum for the chaotic ugly mashup you're going for.

I've between recording a straight up cover and recording a drunk Gary Oldman edition, convince me on which to do

Drunk Gary Oldman, because then you'll have an excuse to get wasted and you'll likely feel less embarrassed while singing

On the subject of voices, can anybody else here do impressions? I can do a shitty Kermit the Frog, but that's about it

keeping the pride fire burning

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Same here, user. The original is just so ear-bleedingly bad... I couldn't listen to the thing until we had to organize this collab

I can do a pretty good Randy Newman, I think.

Needs more exploitables

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Well, there it is now. Didn't bother to get instrumental in.
picosong.com/wNCgn/
picosong.com/wNCgn/

cant wait to see the end result

>co
>weeb girl vomiting.jpeg

You are not dying yet unless it is with PRIDE!

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Ok lads, it seem the thread will die cos I have been doing nothing but keeping alive for a while alreayd and I gotta leave, hopefully someone could help out keeping the Pride alive

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For several seconds I honestly thought he'd printed that shirt as "Duck!"

... its what it says, it doesnt say "fuck"

last pride bumping

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cough-

Hope to take a second pass at this today.

Now watch as I bump this thread from the tenth page, with PRIDE

I think I'll try it when i get home, though my voice is shit.

It's nice to see that this has really gotten going. Can't understand how this happened though.

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>Yea Forums‘s one major project, The Yea ForumsST, was done by one guy and a bunch of anons just spouting topical songs and random shit
>Didn’t even make anything, literally just a compilation of other people’s work
>even Yea Forums‘s SUfags couldn’t put together a proper Yea Forums sings and they’re one of the most autistic fanbases on Yea Forums
>but I love ruberposting
>Want this project to succeed eventhough it probably won’t
I’m torn

>one minion laboriously turning the spit while the other just stands there uselessly with his flail arms
Kekkles

What have you got to lose? Your pride?

All right, new attempt. I think it's a big improvement but I can tell my voice is going.
vocaroo.com/i/s19IO6caHTuK

Bonus: the minions' chant in the middle of the song. I think we should all make one of these as well for OP to stitch into the end result for a true crowd chant.
vocaroo.com/i/s1Uuazutmchx
I was also autistic enough to alter the lines because it bugged me that they rhymed gloom with gloom.

maybe I'll get a chance to record tonight
my mic always sound worse on vocaroo than overwatch though
or maybe it always sounds bad

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Chaoti Good for wanting to kill Kayley aka SJW Mary Sue Cuckqueen

>Mary Sue
>is entirely carried by Blind Bishie

Give me till tonight, user

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Bumpin' with some old/new content.

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Post the actual image of Ruber and Arthur?

About to record

vocaroo.com/i/s1Khf5le630O

Finally did it. Some parts sound like shit, but it works and it's the attempt I am most proud of. I had to use the version from the official soundtrack to sync it properly at all, so it might be off from the instrumental. Will also email it to the OP as a back up.

it's supposed to say "ouch," like in

You mean the original one? Here.

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Just doublechecked this recording and noticed there was a weird gap in the audio at the beginning. Here's a fixed version.
vocaroo.com/i/s1pqA8JqseNM

Thanks for catching that, dude

>I HAVE A PLAN, IT INCLUDES DOOM.

vocaroo.com/i/s02EpnAiFid1

Gary Oldman was hard to keep up with, i think i came out more sounding like Ruber the Mad German Scientist. Then again, the craziness only adds to it i imagine.

I really like the Yea Forumsminion chant idea, so adding to it: vocaroo.com/i/s1NzSb1nYxIo

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Hey the instrumental's not that bad once you remove the schizo singing on it.
I can dig it.

Its only half as charming without Gary Oldman going full ham though.

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Makes sense when your composer is a two-time Oscar and Golden Globe nominee.

>mfw he hums along to his own theme music
Ruber's insanity cannot be contained by the fourth wall.

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The best part of it still has to be the sudden jump from
>All about how the kingdom is his for the taking and his plan.
>Suddenly straight out of nowhere: MY MECHANICAL ARMY.

This just makes me want to see Ruber being used again. Seriously, he is just... a force of his own.

It might be the whole Ruberposting, but the more you look at Ruber the better the guy gets, he´s a breed of crazy you dont find often at all, let alone the fact the whole merging of man and weapon is a surprisingly rarely used trope if at all.

Does Gary Oldman do Cameo? Could we possibly get a voice clip of him saying a Ruber line?

I'm bumping with PRIDE! I'll try doing this tommorow i'm too busy today.

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DEEP RUBER LORE

>Ruber is summoned in a Holy Grail War
>Arturia is too
>They meet
>*Saber's eyes narrow* "Rubera..." She growls

>Later her helmet comes off
>Lancer, the guy in myth willing to bang just about any woman is repulsed

Decided to update this cap because the bit at the end didn't really flow with the rest of it, but I tossed back in a snippet that got cut from the initial version.

I thought it was too much of a tangent that would detract from the thrust of the narrative.

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I forgot the Ruber Sword post, that's a cool sequel hook idea

>Ruberposting isn't dead
I'm so happy for you, Yea Forums. Keep up with the shitposting.

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I don't blame you for being that autistic, user
I mean it isn't even hard to rhyme something with gloom. Really goes to show what little effort was put into writing this thing

Actually looks like that tweak still had a goof on the timing. Here's a definite final synced version.
vocaroo.com/i/s0QtW0QhRDT3

Also the guards by Juliana start bobbing to the music, like Ruber has a band just off-camera.

I love how many quirks they crammed into Ruber. As if his actions and attitude aren't enough, they add details like his just plain weird rippling lips.

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me when I cum but am also having a stroke

Jesus fucking Christ this is bad...... someone please draw it

I can't believe what a fucking chad this guy is

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>Takes on a dozen knights
>Befriends a Griffon
>Leads an army of wildmen
>Punches a *DRAGON*
>Attains a magic potion from witches
>Uses said potion to make said army half machine
>Claims Excalibur after making the MC and her blind boytoy do all the work
>Uses said potion to fuze Excalibur to his hand
>Only loses thanks to hitting the Stone Excalibur came from

I'm still baffled at the sheer INDIFFERENCE from him before killing a dragon while unarmed.

Honeslty, the guy probably underestimated his own abilities. With Excalibur lost for the time being, he could have waltzed by himself into Camelot and destroyed everyone in it.

Jokes on you, /tg/ is more productive than both when it can be bothered.

>he hasn't heard of LMAC
We've reached shitposting dimensions you can't comprehend.

didnt this heresy was basically born from a mix of Yea Forums and /tg/ ?

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does anyone have the webm of Ruber's little dance movie he does at MECHANICAL ARMY
it splits my sides every time when even one of his minions seems weirded out by it

It was about sending a message user

T-posing for maximum effect

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>Can I just leave
>Nope, solid rock all behind, would be a bother to punch through
>Ugh, FINE, I'll fight the fucking dragon I guess

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Here, have a version that doesn't induce motion sickness.

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>they travel in opposite directions
What is this I don't even

I have a cropped gif version. I also have it in WebM but I get a "Bad video stream" message when I try to upload it.

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I can't look away

This clip is eight seconds long. Count how many times his eyes twitch.

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>freeze framing your way through all of these niggas' facial expressions
why did this fucking movie have to be about that boring thot

Because Disney, my boy.

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what's he look so surprised and horrified at off to the right at the end of the clip?

Ruber let one rip.

All of their expressions are incredible

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>Ruber routinely shitting himself just to fuck with the other lords
MORE LIKE KNIGHTS OF THE BROWNED TABLE

>you are chosen by Arthur to be a member of the Round Table, an incredible honor
>surely only the best of the best are brought to this noble grou-
>this nigga sits next to you
>yfw

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>each seat at the round table is tied to one knight and one knight only via magic as seen in the case of Sir Galahad's seat
>can't ever sit anywhere except next to Ruber
>if Ruber isn't there, nobody else can sit in the chair either
Hope he doesn't eat like a slob.

Guy on the left got a very good look at Ruber's nails. No wonder his disgusted.

I know everybody focuses on Ruber but this guy may lowkey be the actual MVP of the scene because of his expressions and how poor his design is. You could literally go frame by frame and make a new reaction image out of him each time.

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>Yea Forums reacts to the Commander Keen reboot

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>Are you being retarded on purpose
>You better not be

>the fuck did I just read

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This motherfucker is always my favorite part of Ruber edits

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The one up top obviously. You won't fool me.

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So what is his real name?

The top, obviously.

I love how he rolls his eyes and almost sighs like fighting the dragon is just an annoyance to him.

>Well this is mildly annoying.
>Ah screw it, Dragonslayer Ruber sounds like a acceptable title.

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based

More, more Ruber!

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I like Sir Cuthbert the Cringing.

Some other options:
Sir Unwin the Unnerved
Sir Pentine the Penitent
Sir Osis of Liver
Sir Monon de Mount
Sir Cull of Lyfe
Sir Ebral of Palsy

Chaotic Evil

show us your pride levels

doubt most kids here will even remember that

not dying yet

I don't think we fully appreciate the magnitude of Ruber catching the mace with his bare hand. Two of the spikes had to go between two different pairs of fingers, not to mention another one somehow not impaling itself through his palm. Luck? Skill? Bit of column A, bit of column B? You decide!

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Having held the mace once, he knew it like the back of his hand.

Yeah. It's pretty established here that it's the same mace he used to kill kayley's father.

Since he used it once he knew *Exactly* how to deal with it. This only reaffirms Ruber being far more dangerous and cunning than we thought. He did that within a split second .

Ruber was a man out of time. Had he been born in another time and place he'd have been a great warlord or maybe an invincible gladiator. Woe that he was born unto the Arthurian age when watery tarts throw swords at people.

>used it once
It was HIS mace though, he may have been using it for years.

>

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No, no, no-no-no, that's no good.

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>He's been working at it for years.

It's been a while but didn't he crush the head with his bare fucking hand?

I think it goes beyond even that. Sure, he probably knew Kayley would recognize the mace that killed her father. But that doesn't explain how Ruber knew how to catch the mace when it was swung at his back.

Check the end of the movie, when Ruber catches Gareth sneaking up at him. Notice how right before he redirects his swing to cut Gareth's staff, he twitches his eye to look behind himself. That's how he catches that Gareth was sneaking up on him, and in a split second, turns his entire attack 180 degrees to intercept an attack he only saw out of his periferal vision. This is the same tactic he used to catch Kayley's attack with the mace.

A few things:
>Ruber had no reason to think Gareth would attack him at that particular moment.
>Being a skilled fighter himself, Gareth would likely not have given himself away via some slight footfall, especially because he is blind and therefore likely hypersensitive to sound.
>Even if Ruber baited Kayley into attacking him by putting the mace within arm's reach, there's likely no way he could have predicted that she was going to attack him precisely when she did.
>They were in a burning house with full of people, a lot of ambient noise.
>Kayley was being held by some of Ruber's goons, so there's no saying at which point she could have broken free.
>Kayley was extremely close to Ruber when she did in fact break free, less than two passes away, making the window for his reaction time even smaller

Conclusions:
Ruber's situational awareness is off the charts. He likely learned to weaponize his ticks to keep autisically detailed track of his surroundings, making him that much more deadly in a fight (which is why not even a round table full of knights surrounding him could score a hit on him). As you can see from the clip with Gareth, he's doing this involuntarily, almost as if he's he's constantly checking every time he leaves his back exposed.

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>Kayley scene for reference.

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This is the last we see of it. Looks to still be in okay condition to me.

I unironically love how DEEPEST LORE these threads get.
Imagine being constantly in that state of hypervigilance. If Ruber wasn't nutty as a fruitcake at the start of his fighting career he sure was by this point.

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>Shitty OC
>Not based on an actual Arthurian Knight
Gtfo here you fucking peasant.

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Based

Bamp for PRIDE

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>over 30 hours since the last new delivery

> Ruber's design
> poor
Legit the only good thing about the film

He was talking about the knight next to him

Bowler-Hat Billy

I'll record soon

He likely developed it during the war and later while as a fugitive. How else would he survive?

>Now watch as I save the entire Solar System!
>With PRIDE!

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He actually didn't get hit in the face. Ruber hit his shield, forcing his shield arm to fly around and break his own neck.

It's hard to tell from the quality of the gif, but I think Kayley looks at Gareth for a second while Ruber is looking at her. Ruber notices this, and does a quick check to see what she was looking at.

That's also possible. But even if Kayley flinched and looked at Gareth, tipping Ruber off, that's still hella situational awareness.

Yeah the gif isn't the greatest resolution, but Kayley seems to be covering up when Ruber launched the blow, which seems as if she still thinks it's coming at her. Her head pops up right before then, but you can't really tell where she's looking. Theoretically, it *could* have tipped Ruber off that someone was behind him, but it's hard to say for sure either way. He does, however, look behind himself, for whatever reason.

youtu.be/gmjzXTwXG0E?t=31 venture bros clip as an example of what I mean


youtube.com/watch?v=1V53lOLjgiw
I think he did something similar to realize that Kayley was about to attack him, since he'd have been looking at off-screen people whose eyes would have gone to Kayley, but he also might've heard Kayley's grunt of exertion and knew that it was from her freeing herself. It's hard to judge exactly since they happen nigh simultaneously, but I'm pretty sure he didn't even bother to react to her attack until he heard her grunt again from the exertion of lifting and swinging the mace, which he would've expected from a girl her size trying to use such a weapon. He then instantly whipped around to counter. Pausing the video and advancing it frame by frame, it looks like his eye isn't on Kayley, but on the head of the mace. I don't think he caught it perfectly based on knowledge of that particular mace, but was instead tracking the arc of the mace and the positions of the spikes and planned his catch in real time.
All in all, his situational awareness is fantastic, but I find myself more impressed by his godlike reaction time. Come to think of it, do we ever see him having a shield in the movie? I think there's a strong possibility that if he ever went up against archers while in Arthur's army, he wouldn't have sacrificed his ability to punch with his free hand to carry a shield. He'd have just plucked the arrows out of the air while they were flying towards him.

>plucked the arrows out of the air while they were flying towards him.
That's actually surisingly doable, especially if shot from long range. Given his reaction time and situational awareness tho, it's also likely he went into close combat without one. Given the proper distance, it's actually plausible to intercept an enemy's blow with your offhand by grabbing the haft of their weapon if it's a polearm, axe, or mace, or by grabbing their arm, wrist, or hand if they're wielding a sword or knife. Ruber's preference to use extreme close range fighting tactics, as we see from how he deals with the dragons, seems to suggest he eschewed the use of a shield in most circustances, ranged or hand to hand.

Absolute savant.

He has a shield, though I'm inclined to believe that he only used it for the ceremonies. He didn't use it during his assault on Arthur nor did he try and grab it as he ran.

Nor did he carry one after he left Camelot. I think you're spot on with the notion that he only carried it for ceremonial/conformity reasons. It wasn't an item he seemed particularly fond of.

We need an extended version of this. The Ruberian age didn't end with the stone sending Ruber back. It only just began.

This is Avengers: Endgame-tier material here, folks.

>Ruber believes only in offense
>Defense is alien to him
I suspect his lands were always being attacked so huddling in fear wasn't an option. Taking the fight to the enemy was the best choice.

>This is why he laughs at the very end.

youtu.be/ixyyCmpRPMU?t=21

I mean, is he crazy enough to laugh even at his own death? Of course. But here's another theory:
>He's laughing because he knows at the last moment the stone is sending him back to the last time the Excalibur was drawn from it. He jumps back 15-20 years years to the time Arthur was just a squire/the Wart, understanding tha Arthur would grow into a communist-like autocrat who would distribute the land and attached wealth according to his own whims. And it's up to Ruber to stop it.

He's like the medieval equivalent of the Terminator.

youtu.be/ixyyCmpRPMU?t=21

A Musi/co/l

IT INCLUDES YOU.

with Pride

>GOT YOU NOW YOU LITTLE FAGGOT
My sides are fucking gone

Try audacity

Summa summarum: Ruber has ultra instinct.

>surprisingly doable
Doable to the point I've seen it done.
youtube.com/watch?v=BEG-ly9tQGk

Pride singing

>implying Yea Forums will ever finish anything

Was Ruber a changeling child?

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Arrows are fast, but they're not bullet-fast. Combine that with the fact that they're long-range weapons and the farther they have to fly, the more they're slowed down by drag.

Either that or he was an early adopter of the best-defense-is-a-good-offense strategy.

Lars Anderson is a bit of a meme. The bows he uses in his tricks are nowhere near the style and poundage of medieval bows, but the principle still holds. From a distance, one arrow isn't that hard to dodge, or even grab if you have yard reflexes like Ruber.

pride pride

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nah, he was just a chad

How soon?

>Gotta get back,
>Back to the past and kill that brat

Eh. Maybe.

Some fresh OC via the /tg/ archive.

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Based.

This is folly, not with ten thousand anons could you do this.

LIES

Self-insert for women who want to be RAPED

Bumping with some concept and development artwork.

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It apparent from these that at some point Ruber was to have been shown attempting to pull the Sword from the Stone and instead lifting the whole thing right out of the ground, which seems entirely in character.

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>Picking up the stone along with the sword itself
I can absolutely imagine Ruber being enough of an absolute madman to have done something like that

He'd just use it as a blunt weapon

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>Yea Forums can do orchastr/a/

someone redpill me on this

youtube.com/watch?v=Dq6yF7Kh4DY

>In the Ruberian Age where he is thrown back in time, Ruber smashed young Arthur with the Excalibur rock.

you get the best of both worlds the power of Excalibur and a heavy blunt weapon

True but if he wants to cut something with the blade it'd be a bitch to get the angle right

What would Ruber want to cut that he could instead just punch or smash?

Nevermind the stone's magic too

>Yea Forums can do Yea Forums musicals
It's made by some souless discord fags now, Yea Forums sings is still great thought.
How many submissions have been sent to the e mail already?

>filename
holy kek

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>can't take the sword out of dtone because of magic
>take the sword along with the whole fucking boulder

What a fucking Chad

All of this just confirms the alternate timeline from these three posts:
I knew we were on to something, boys.

New headphones come friday, how long we got to sing?

I'm not aware of any deadline. I'm just disappointed 90% of this thread is necrobumping.
If OP could at least pipe up to assure us he's working on it that would be something.

>necrobumping
Kill yourself. A Ruber thread is good for its own sake

Beheading some asshole trying to depose him?

He's dreamed of fusing with Excalibur for years, so he already has an almost psychic bond with inanimate weapons.

The bottom left one looks like something out of The Brothers Grunt.

Jesus, this really is not intuitive.
vocaroo.com/i/s1PzfIFUUJKc
I fucked up a couple of times but this was my fifth attempt

Holy God it's fucking terrifying. Imagine him lunging out with his fucking expandable neck at you like a snapping turtle while screaming at the top of his lungs

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>Cat
Still gets me

Testing to see if this will upload.

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Oh, jolly good. Step 2: requesting somebody with actual editing skills to make his arm movement creating a rainbow with the word IMAGINATION or PRIDE.

Dumping my own edits I did ages ago for the very first Ruber threads

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I wish the artist had gone all the way and had two other Unsounded characters to complete the trio

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So was this song originally supposed to have a tune before it got Gary Oldman'd?

Sir Loin of Porque.

He looks like an Earthworm Jim villain. He looks like something out of Courage the Cowardly Dog Show.

>punch a dragon
>it dies
>roast and eat it

Is Ruber max chad?

Obvs it is

OP, I'm the user that recorded Do you need more material? I could do another one, but D I F F E R E N T

This is how I picture you in my head.

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>quest for camelot cosplay
>FEMALE quest for camelot cosplay
>Of Ruber and the griffon
well then

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WHICH ONE OF YOU AUTISTIC FUCKS

I'm not gonna start actually assembling the files until (a) all the submissions are in and (b) I have time on the weekend. And even then, we're celebrating my little cousin's birthday party, so I might not have that much time. Still, I'll try to get it into y'all ASAP

We're up to 18 submissions at this point. Although some of them might be repeats, i.e. somebody posted the same thing twice from two different links. I haven't really examined each one yet. But I think we'll have enough material to make this work.

Still, keep posting! Everyone can do their part to build the mechanical army. with PRIDE
If you have something else you'd like to contribute, by all means. Every little bit helps

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God I wish

What kind of things would Lady Rubette do to your dick?

She would turn it into a weapon, that she could use at WILL

PROSTATE EXAMS
WITH HANDS
OF STEEEEEEL

I'll make a submission for the sings later, for now take this ruber edit i made of one of my tabletop characters

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Well, i hope we can get this done well, we can extend the deadline to get more submissions if necessary

This is way harder than i expected, i keep laughing at the chicken line

I'll do it tomorrow just for the hell of it.

I thought that was AdMech for a second

Barely even needs to be edited for that

He's a former admech who got isekai'd into the setting and promptly went fucking nuts from being unable to comprehend this new reality, and the quantity of totally-not-furries alien races it held.

>instead of beefy arms, she has amazingly toned legs that look like they could crush your head like a watermelon
I need a Snu-snuber in my life, laddies

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I have a plan, it includes (you)
You, dear user, will lead me to PAGE 1
Where I'll post all that is mine

why couldn't Yea Forums sing an actual song?
I know I'll regret it if I don't at least try
but I don't think I've ever felt less inspired to sing

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Because this one is hilariously bad
And sung with PRIDE

This, it couldn't be more ripe for a bunch of offbeat and off key autists to make it even more of a disaster.

Man the chant is way lamer than I thought it was. I thought it went
>We are the darkness
>We are the doom
>We are the army of glory and ruin
but it's actually
>Bring on the darkness
>Bring on the gloom
>We are the army of death and gloom

shit, i don't even watch fate/order, but i want this.

>Her helmet comes off
>She looks identical to regular ruber

>he who draws this sword from the stone shall be king of england
>what about he who draws both the sword and the stone from the earth?

No, it's still army of glory, not army of death.

Reminder to all the people submitting entries that at least some of you ought to separately record yourself singing the chant so we can include it in the background.

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just so we all have the same source
how does the chant go?

I'm the guy who changed it to "Bring on the darkness, bring on the doom, we are the army of glory and gloom" because I couldn't stand how they rhymed gloom with itself.

vocaroo.com/i/s12JJEcBcsIT

You figure that with all the tics and this image that Ruber might be legit brain damaged, and perhaps suffers regular headaches as a result, which probably doesn't help his mood.

>That's not how it works you little shit.jpg

A tribute, I say! A tribute to the progenitors of Ruberposting! The herald and his sacrificial offerings...

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... the prophet and the maculate conception. Amen.

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All it took was that one scene to kickstart all of this off

This is what being Ruber is like.

youtube.com/watch?v=LcJeWmLWiQY

such is the nature of memes

hlep:

knowyourmeme.com/memes/ruber

>one third of Yea Forums threads reference Ruber
Is that a fact?

>knowyourmeme.com/memes/ruber
>Added 21 hrs ago.

Speaking of which, here's Ruber looking directly at the viewer while in the middle of a turn. Somebody should edit this to make it look like his hand's coming out of a screen.

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Has anyone seen or read this image?

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>You cannot hide
>I SEE YOU
>There is no life in the void
>Only MY MECHANICAL ARMY

I have now. Wild Wild West was an odd thing.

No, I hadn't, but that's very neat.
Jerome K. Moore is extremely Yea Forums and at the time was Senior Character Artist for Warner Bros.' marketing division. His Deviantart account's got a bunch of Quest for Camelot stuff on it, including Ruber with unaccountably trimmed fingernails.
Thompson's an animator and storyboarder who has since gone on to work on properties like Futurama, Phineas and Ferb, and several Pixar movies. QfC is his first IMDb credit.

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Saved.

>or PRIDE
you trying to get me duped on making gay pride propaganda?

It is the Ruberian month, aka the PRIDE month!

:Y

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I really hope we get the Yea Forums sings done before the end of the month, seems like the perfect end to the Ruberian Month.

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Nice

>when Yea Forums bleeds in to the irl

I'd be nice to know what OP's progress is on this...

*It'd be nice

No, no. He was offering.
If nobody tell him, he's gonna be NOT nice.
You wouldn't want that, would you?

>Ruberette is real

Damn. I should have finished that sketch months ago. Now I'd have a really cool pic to show. Now I have reference tho.

hope they are fill of PRIDE

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I like the implication that Ruber's mane is invulnerable

Believe it or not, Fem Rubers been done before.

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PRIDE BUMP

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I'm going to record myself tomorrow
Are we trying to sound like Ruber, or does anything go?

NOW THIS PENIS CAN KILL

Holy shit, my thread got this added to know your meme?
I am PROUD

>any Ruber
>a fucking lanky nogains
boo!

Not ugly enough

Looks more like Ruber's evil niece.

a Prideful week

Anything goes, I suppose. Some of the vocaroos ITT try to remain faithful, others opt for wacky random voices.

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And so I found a place for the deleted bit with some more discourse about witches I trawled out of the archives.

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Such a pridefull thread should not slumber at the 9th page

I'm not sure if this is what you meant user but I whipped something up real quick
I think it looks kinda dope

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Whoops sorry, fucked that one up

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The efforts of both you and the other guy are appreciated, but I was thinking more along the lines of making his arm more three-dimensional, for lack of a better term, with shading and such.
Also you left his finger behind the black which messes up the effect, whoops.

Oh darn alright
Also thanks for pointing out the black :0
I guess at least I made something kinda cool

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Frampt, is that you?

Someone beat you to the joke

>knowyourreddit