Is there a reason vocaroo links can't just be dropped off here in this thread?
Caleb Reyes
Never noticed until now the subtle industrial style to the song, scare chords and such
Jackson Russell
No, I suppose not People in the last thread said that email was how Yea Forums had done this kind of thing before. I thought I'd create another account, but we can just do it here as well.
Jeremiah Carter
Very well then, update in plans! If you want, you can just paste a vocaroo in this thread as well vocaroo.com/
Dominic Collins
Bumping thread I'm about to post my audio in a few minutes
Colton Young
I'm feeling kind of sick so its a little shitty, but I guess that enhances it in some ways vocaroo.com/i/s08usNemegkP
I would try posting this again on maybe Saturday night when the board is busier (this sounds worse typed out)
Hunter Jones
forgot to mention, you're going to have to play with the audio. That backing track and the actual song are a little different in timing. I tried synching the two up and I couldn't without doing a lot of editing
Ryan Perry
Bumping with pride
Evan Young
Glad to see you took my advice, OP
Parker Watson
Why don't you just have people record the song without the backing and synch the vocals up to one single file? It seems like it would cause a lot less intrusive background music clash.
Angel Gonzalez
>Yea Forums project It's already dead
Wyatt Barnes
Bump
Camden Gonzalez
>Yea Forums can do Yea Forums sings >Yea Forums can do orchastr/a/ >Yea Forums can do Yea Forums sings >Yea Forums can do Yea Forums musicals >Yea Forums can't do anything Pathetic.
Jordan Smith
BUMP THE PRIDE
Lucas Ward
all this proves is that Yea Forumsmrades are the only ones with actual shit to do during the day
Michael Brown
I'll do this later (I'm in ikea right now), but my mic is shit so it's not going to sound great
Adrian Thomas
Literally everybody here is children.
Ian Ward
I have a full-time job and I'm organizing this thing. Plus, it's the weekend. We should be able to do this
Matthew Gonzalez
That's fine. It's not supposed to sound good We literally picked the most incoherent song for one of these incoherent collabs
Hudson Gomez
I'm so dedicated to this, just give me a few hours
Adam Allen
keep the pride up
Jace Turner
You’re a super star OP, even if is right. Let’s hope a few more people contribute. If it’s a small pool, it is what it is, it could still be funny.
Nathaniel Collins
Ikea user here
I've been practicing the timing for the singing, because holy fuck this song is a mess
Excited to eventually record and submit my shit
Carter Adams
Do we have to sing the whole song or can we just do a section?
Two of them are from the last thread, and don't include the entire song. I'll try to do my own rendition of it sometime tonight or tomorrow.
To be totally honest, I haven't used an audio-editing software outside of garageband, so now that I have a PC, I'm gonna have to find and learn something open-source. But I'm doin it for you, co! Somebody's gotta do it, and on this board full of "ideas" men, it might as well be me.
I'll try to get it done over this weekend. If we need more voices, I'll start a new thread with a more eye-catching OP image. But despite the state of this board, I don't think it'll come to that. Even what we have now is something I can work with.
I pose a very modest proposition. Merging the two memes of Baneposting and Ruberposting. I call it RuBane-posting. Maybe someone could even do a mashup of Ruber as Bane during the CIA on the plane scene, or have Bane create his mechanical army, FOR YOU
Hunter Peterson
Meme's don't work like that. You can't just propose something becomes a meme, and wait for it to be accepted by some committee. But if you got some good jokes and think they might catch on, then by all means. I'd love to hear what you have in mind
Jackson Moore
i'm an audio engineer with a good home setup and a big broadway voice. i'm chomping at the bit to be a tryhard show-off, but Yea Forums never has good ideas.
i mean what the fuck even is this song, i don't remember anything from this fucking 90s trash.
>Patrick Doyle finished composing the score while hospitalized for (successful) treatment of leukemia Nice.
Dominic Scott
Took a first pass at it. Swallowed some words, messed up the cadence on places and mistakenly said "your" instead of "my". Will probably do a new one. vocaroo.com/i/s11pX7fsBjen
Leo Hill
Alright, we're up to six contributors! Come, Ruberians! Show your pride!
Christopher Barnes
srry. I didn't have time to make a better screencap :(
Noah Bailey
I had a thing, but my upload speed decided to suddenly shit itself and go to 8 kb/s
Jayden Martinez
I can't contribute something I'm satisfied with until a few days from now
The instrumental is a little off, but I just grabbed the original here youtube.com/watch?v=eyWFdT_83-8 and did some easy tweaks to make sure my audio synced up to it.
Ok lads, it seem the thread will die cos I have been doing nothing but keeping alive for a while alreayd and I gotta leave, hopefully someone could help out keeping the Pride alive
>Yea Forums‘s one major project, The Yea ForumsST, was done by one guy and a bunch of anons just spouting topical songs and random shit >Didn’t even make anything, literally just a compilation of other people’s work >even Yea Forums‘s SUfags couldn’t put together a proper Yea Forums sings and they’re one of the most autistic fanbases on Yea Forums >but I love ruberposting >Want this project to succeed eventhough it probably won’t I’m torn
Leo Cox
>one minion laboriously turning the spit while the other just stands there uselessly with his flail arms Kekkles
What have you got to lose? Your pride?
Landon Brown
All right, new attempt. I think it's a big improvement but I can tell my voice is going. vocaroo.com/i/s19IO6caHTuK
Bonus: the minions' chant in the middle of the song. I think we should all make one of these as well for OP to stitch into the end result for a true crowd chant. vocaroo.com/i/s1Uuazutmchx I was also autistic enough to alter the lines because it bugged me that they rhymed gloom with gloom.
Jace Martinez
maybe I'll get a chance to record tonight my mic always sound worse on vocaroo than overwatch though or maybe it always sounds bad
Finally did it. Some parts sound like shit, but it works and it's the attempt I am most proud of. I had to use the version from the official soundtrack to sync it properly at all, so it might be off from the instrumental. Will also email it to the OP as a back up.
Gary Oldman was hard to keep up with, i think i came out more sounding like Ruber the Mad German Scientist. Then again, the craziness only adds to it i imagine.
The best part of it still has to be the sudden jump from >All about how the kingdom is his for the taking and his plan. >Suddenly straight out of nowhere: MY MECHANICAL ARMY.
Carson Johnson
This just makes me want to see Ruber being used again. Seriously, he is just... a force of his own.
Brody Hall
It might be the whole Ruberposting, but the more you look at Ruber the better the guy gets, he´s a breed of crazy you dont find often at all, let alone the fact the whole merging of man and weapon is a surprisingly rarely used trope if at all.
Jose James
Does Gary Oldman do Cameo? Could we possibly get a voice clip of him saying a Ruber line?
Nathan Cox
I'm bumping with PRIDE! I'll try doing this tommorow i'm too busy today.
>Ruber is summoned in a Holy Grail War >Arturia is too >They meet >*Saber's eyes narrow* "Rubera..." She growls
>Later her helmet comes off >Lancer, the guy in myth willing to bang just about any woman is repulsed
Juan Sullivan
Decided to update this cap because the bit at the end didn't really flow with the rest of it, but I tossed back in a snippet that got cut from the initial version.
I thought it was too much of a tangent that would detract from the thrust of the narrative.
I don't blame you for being that autistic, user I mean it isn't even hard to rhyme something with gloom. Really goes to show what little effort was put into writing this thing
Landon Watson
Actually looks like that tweak still had a goof on the timing. Here's a definite final synced version. vocaroo.com/i/s0QtW0QhRDT3
Also the guards by Juliana start bobbing to the music, like Ruber has a band just off-camera.
Adam Fisher
I love how many quirks they crammed into Ruber. As if his actions and attitude aren't enough, they add details like his just plain weird rippling lips.
>Takes on a dozen knights >Befriends a Griffon >Leads an army of wildmen >Punches a *DRAGON* >Attains a magic potion from witches >Uses said potion to make said army half machine >Claims Excalibur after making the MC and her blind boytoy do all the work >Uses said potion to fuze Excalibur to his hand >Only loses thanks to hitting the Stone Excalibur came from
Juan Thompson
I'm still baffled at the sheer INDIFFERENCE from him before killing a dragon while unarmed.
Honeslty, the guy probably underestimated his own abilities. With Excalibur lost for the time being, he could have waltzed by himself into Camelot and destroyed everyone in it.
Dominic Gonzalez
Jokes on you, /tg/ is more productive than both when it can be bothered.
Liam Reyes
>he hasn't heard of LMAC We've reached shitposting dimensions you can't comprehend.
Grayson Wilson
didnt this heresy was basically born from a mix of Yea Forums and /tg/ ?
does anyone have the webm of Ruber's little dance movie he does at MECHANICAL ARMY it splits my sides every time when even one of his minions seems weirded out by it
>Ruber routinely shitting himself just to fuck with the other lords MORE LIKE KNIGHTS OF THE BROWNED TABLE
Jayden Moore
>you are chosen by Arthur to be a member of the Round Table, an incredible honor >surely only the best of the best are brought to this noble grou- >this nigga sits next to you >yfw
>each seat at the round table is tied to one knight and one knight only via magic as seen in the case of Sir Galahad's seat >can't ever sit anywhere except next to Ruber >if Ruber isn't there, nobody else can sit in the chair either Hope he doesn't eat like a slob.
Joseph Clark
Guy on the left got a very good look at Ruber's nails. No wonder his disgusted.
Jaxon Butler
I know everybody focuses on Ruber but this guy may lowkey be the actual MVP of the scene because of his expressions and how poor his design is. You could literally go frame by frame and make a new reaction image out of him each time.
Some other options: Sir Unwin the Unnerved Sir Pentine the Penitent Sir Osis of Liver Sir Monon de Mount Sir Cull of Lyfe Sir Ebral of Palsy
Angel Moore
Chaotic Evil
Camden Fisher
show us your pride levels
Brandon Perry
doubt most kids here will even remember that
Christian Phillips
not dying yet
David Ortiz
I don't think we fully appreciate the magnitude of Ruber catching the mace with his bare hand. Two of the spikes had to go between two different pairs of fingers, not to mention another one somehow not impaling itself through his palm. Luck? Skill? Bit of column A, bit of column B? You decide!
Having held the mace once, he knew it like the back of his hand.
Connor Ward
Yeah. It's pretty established here that it's the same mace he used to kill kayley's father.
Ayden Kelly
Since he used it once he knew *Exactly* how to deal with it. This only reaffirms Ruber being far more dangerous and cunning than we thought. He did that within a split second .
Daniel Murphy
Ruber was a man out of time. Had he been born in another time and place he'd have been a great warlord or maybe an invincible gladiator. Woe that he was born unto the Arthurian age when watery tarts throw swords at people.
Levi Powell
>used it once It was HIS mace though, he may have been using it for years.
It's been a while but didn't he crush the head with his bare fucking hand?
Luis Mitchell
I think it goes beyond even that. Sure, he probably knew Kayley would recognize the mace that killed her father. But that doesn't explain how Ruber knew how to catch the mace when it was swung at his back.
Check the end of the movie, when Ruber catches Gareth sneaking up at him. Notice how right before he redirects his swing to cut Gareth's staff, he twitches his eye to look behind himself. That's how he catches that Gareth was sneaking up on him, and in a split second, turns his entire attack 180 degrees to intercept an attack he only saw out of his periferal vision. This is the same tactic he used to catch Kayley's attack with the mace.
A few things: >Ruber had no reason to think Gareth would attack him at that particular moment. >Being a skilled fighter himself, Gareth would likely not have given himself away via some slight footfall, especially because he is blind and therefore likely hypersensitive to sound. >Even if Ruber baited Kayley into attacking him by putting the mace within arm's reach, there's likely no way he could have predicted that she was going to attack him precisely when she did. >They were in a burning house with full of people, a lot of ambient noise. >Kayley was being held by some of Ruber's goons, so there's no saying at which point she could have broken free. >Kayley was extremely close to Ruber when she did in fact break free, less than two passes away, making the window for his reaction time even smaller
Conclusions: Ruber's situational awareness is off the charts. He likely learned to weaponize his ticks to keep autisically detailed track of his surroundings, making him that much more deadly in a fight (which is why not even a round table full of knights surrounding him could score a hit on him). As you can see from the clip with Gareth, he's doing this involuntarily, almost as if he's he's constantly checking every time he leaves his back exposed.
This is the last we see of it. Looks to still be in okay condition to me.
I unironically love how DEEPEST LORE these threads get. Imagine being constantly in that state of hypervigilance. If Ruber wasn't nutty as a fruitcake at the start of his fighting career he sure was by this point.
He actually didn't get hit in the face. Ruber hit his shield, forcing his shield arm to fly around and break his own neck.
Jaxon Russell
It's hard to tell from the quality of the gif, but I think Kayley looks at Gareth for a second while Ruber is looking at her. Ruber notices this, and does a quick check to see what she was looking at.
Wyatt Allen
That's also possible. But even if Kayley flinched and looked at Gareth, tipping Ruber off, that's still hella situational awareness.
Brayden Walker
Yeah the gif isn't the greatest resolution, but Kayley seems to be covering up when Ruber launched the blow, which seems as if she still thinks it's coming at her. Her head pops up right before then, but you can't really tell where she's looking. Theoretically, it *could* have tipped Ruber off that someone was behind him, but it's hard to say for sure either way. He does, however, look behind himself, for whatever reason.
youtube.com/watch?v=1V53lOLjgiw I think he did something similar to realize that Kayley was about to attack him, since he'd have been looking at off-screen people whose eyes would have gone to Kayley, but he also might've heard Kayley's grunt of exertion and knew that it was from her freeing herself. It's hard to judge exactly since they happen nigh simultaneously, but I'm pretty sure he didn't even bother to react to her attack until he heard her grunt again from the exertion of lifting and swinging the mace, which he would've expected from a girl her size trying to use such a weapon. He then instantly whipped around to counter. Pausing the video and advancing it frame by frame, it looks like his eye isn't on Kayley, but on the head of the mace. I don't think he caught it perfectly based on knowledge of that particular mace, but was instead tracking the arc of the mace and the positions of the spikes and planned his catch in real time. All in all, his situational awareness is fantastic, but I find myself more impressed by his godlike reaction time. Come to think of it, do we ever see him having a shield in the movie? I think there's a strong possibility that if he ever went up against archers while in Arthur's army, he wouldn't have sacrificed his ability to punch with his free hand to carry a shield. He'd have just plucked the arrows out of the air while they were flying towards him.
Hudson Johnson
>plucked the arrows out of the air while they were flying towards him. That's actually surisingly doable, especially if shot from long range. Given his reaction time and situational awareness tho, it's also likely he went into close combat without one. Given the proper distance, it's actually plausible to intercept an enemy's blow with your offhand by grabbing the haft of their weapon if it's a polearm, axe, or mace, or by grabbing their arm, wrist, or hand if they're wielding a sword or knife. Ruber's preference to use extreme close range fighting tactics, as we see from how he deals with the dragons, seems to suggest he eschewed the use of a shield in most circustances, ranged or hand to hand.
Absolute savant.
Owen Myers
He has a shield, though I'm inclined to believe that he only used it for the ceremonies. He didn't use it during his assault on Arthur nor did he try and grab it as he ran.
Oliver Sullivan
Nor did he carry one after he left Camelot. I think you're spot on with the notion that he only carried it for ceremonial/conformity reasons. It wasn't an item he seemed particularly fond of.
Nolan Stewart
We need an extended version of this. The Ruberian age didn't end with the stone sending Ruber back. It only just began.
This is Avengers: Endgame-tier material here, folks.
Wyatt Murphy
>Ruber believes only in offense >Defense is alien to him I suspect his lands were always being attacked so huddling in fear wasn't an option. Taking the fight to the enemy was the best choice.
I mean, is he crazy enough to laugh even at his own death? Of course. But here's another theory: >He's laughing because he knows at the last moment the stone is sending him back to the last time the Excalibur was drawn from it. He jumps back 15-20 years years to the time Arthur was just a squire/the Wart, understanding tha Arthur would grow into a communist-like autocrat who would distribute the land and attached wealth according to his own whims. And it's up to Ruber to stop it.
He's like the medieval equivalent of the Terminator.
Arrows are fast, but they're not bullet-fast. Combine that with the fact that they're long-range weapons and the farther they have to fly, the more they're slowed down by drag.
Either that or he was an early adopter of the best-defense-is-a-good-offense strategy.
Robert Thomas
Lars Anderson is a bit of a meme. The bows he uses in his tricks are nowhere near the style and poundage of medieval bows, but the principle still holds. From a distance, one arrow isn't that hard to dodge, or even grab if you have yard reflexes like Ruber.
It apparent from these that at some point Ruber was to have been shown attempting to pull the Sword from the Stone and instead lifting the whole thing right out of the ground, which seems entirely in character.
>In the Ruberian Age where he is thrown back in time, Ruber smashed young Arthur with the Excalibur rock.
David Cooper
you get the best of both worlds the power of Excalibur and a heavy blunt weapon
Joseph Jenkins
True but if he wants to cut something with the blade it'd be a bitch to get the angle right
Lincoln Diaz
What would Ruber want to cut that he could instead just punch or smash?
Isaiah Diaz
Nevermind the stone's magic too
Caleb Lee
>Yea Forums can do Yea Forums musicals It's made by some souless discord fags now, Yea Forums sings is still great thought. How many submissions have been sent to the e mail already?
>can't take the sword out of dtone because of magic >take the sword along with the whole fucking boulder
What a fucking Chad
Brandon Sanders
All of this just confirms the alternate timeline from these three posts: I knew we were on to something, boys.
Levi Morris
New headphones come friday, how long we got to sing?
Eli Torres
I'm not aware of any deadline. I'm just disappointed 90% of this thread is necrobumping. If OP could at least pipe up to assure us he's working on it that would be something.
Adam Turner
>necrobumping Kill yourself. A Ruber thread is good for its own sake
Jordan Russell
Beheading some asshole trying to depose him?
Kayden Moore
He's dreamed of fusing with Excalibur for years, so he already has an almost psychic bond with inanimate weapons.
Oliver King
The bottom left one looks like something out of The Brothers Grunt.
Luke Powell
Jesus, this really is not intuitive. vocaroo.com/i/s1PzfIFUUJKc I fucked up a couple of times but this was my fifth attempt
Nathan Richardson
Holy God it's fucking terrifying. Imagine him lunging out with his fucking expandable neck at you like a snapping turtle while screaming at the top of his lungs
I'm not gonna start actually assembling the files until (a) all the submissions are in and (b) I have time on the weekend. And even then, we're celebrating my little cousin's birthday party, so I might not have that much time. Still, I'll try to get it into y'all ASAP
We're up to 18 submissions at this point. Although some of them might be repeats, i.e. somebody posted the same thing twice from two different links. I haven't really examined each one yet. But I think we'll have enough material to make this work.
Still, keep posting! Everyone can do their part to build the mechanical army. with PRIDE If you have something else you'd like to contribute, by all means. Every little bit helps
Well, i hope we can get this done well, we can extend the deadline to get more submissions if necessary
Henry Thomas
This is way harder than i expected, i keep laughing at the chicken line
Carson Long
I'll do it tomorrow just for the hell of it.
Andrew Gutierrez
I thought that was AdMech for a second
James Rodriguez
Barely even needs to be edited for that
Caleb Walker
He's a former admech who got isekai'd into the setting and promptly went fucking nuts from being unable to comprehend this new reality, and the quantity of totally-not-furries alien races it held.
Alexander Kelly
>instead of beefy arms, she has amazingly toned legs that look like they could crush your head like a watermelon I need a Snu-snuber in my life, laddies
Because this one is hilariously bad And sung with PRIDE
Ayden Kelly
This, it couldn't be more ripe for a bunch of offbeat and off key autists to make it even more of a disaster.
Jeremiah Evans
Man the chant is way lamer than I thought it was. I thought it went >We are the darkness >We are the doom >We are the army of glory and ruin but it's actually >Bring on the darkness >Bring on the gloom >We are the army of death and gloom
Ayden Jackson
shit, i don't even watch fate/order, but i want this.
Logan Stewart
>Her helmet comes off >She looks identical to regular ruber
Kevin Murphy
>he who draws this sword from the stone shall be king of england >what about he who draws both the sword and the stone from the earth?
Lucas Harris
No, it's still army of glory, not army of death.
Reminder to all the people submitting entries that at least some of you ought to separately record yourself singing the chant so we can include it in the background.
just so we all have the same source how does the chant go?
Landon Hall
I'm the guy who changed it to "Bring on the darkness, bring on the doom, we are the army of glory and gloom" because I couldn't stand how they rhymed gloom with itself.
You figure that with all the tics and this image that Ruber might be legit brain damaged, and perhaps suffers regular headaches as a result, which probably doesn't help his mood.
Josiah Parker
>That's not how it works you little shit.jpg
Angel Perry
A tribute, I say! A tribute to the progenitors of Ruberposting! The herald and his sacrificial offerings...
Speaking of which, here's Ruber looking directly at the viewer while in the middle of a turn. Somebody should edit this to make it look like his hand's coming out of a screen.
>You cannot hide >I SEE YOU >There is no life in the void >Only MY MECHANICAL ARMY
Alexander Cooper
I have now. Wild Wild West was an odd thing.
Leo Jackson
No, I hadn't, but that's very neat. Jerome K. Moore is extremely Yea Forums and at the time was Senior Character Artist for Warner Bros.' marketing division. His Deviantart account's got a bunch of Quest for Camelot stuff on it, including Ruber with unaccountably trimmed fingernails. Thompson's an animator and storyboarder who has since gone on to work on properties like Futurama, Phineas and Ferb, and several Pixar movies. QfC is his first IMDb credit.
The efforts of both you and the other guy are appreciated, but I was thinking more along the lines of making his arm more three-dimensional, for lack of a better term, with shading and such. Also you left his finger behind the black which messes up the effect, whoops.
Gavin Clark
Oh darn alright Also thanks for pointing out the black :0 I guess at least I made something kinda cool