LETS MAKE A COMIC #11

Masahiro Sakurai, splendid is he, appears surrounded by his halo of caffeine. He smiles (in the third way) for in his hand is the coveted Smash invitation envelope.

The power of Smash is the power to revive any dead franchise, to restore anything to prominence no matter how obscure.

*ask Bendis

Bendis literally has sex

But they cannot ask Bendis, for he was lost to Retcon Ray's vile deeds. Alas, only his tombstone remains.

Truly these are dark times.

Nomura, still enraptured by the power of SMASH prays to Sakurai "O God of crossovers, what must we do to advance this plot?"

“Nomura! This is it! This is our ticket to reviving the plot and resurrecting the previous universe!”
“No, that’s an envelope...”
*Lord Hater makes this face*

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Terry None (from Doom Patrol) appears with the pokemon.
Mr. Nobody was her father and she seeks revenge on Retcon Ray.

And then they go to a concert

A Daft Punk concert.

A survivor of the retcon, Krillian, tries to rob the gathered characters with a crowbar for water and supplies.

He kills Jason Todd just because.

Ray watches the Daft Punk concert from high above in his spaceship castle. Everything went according to plan, and now he can get fucking blasted all day off Henny and chronic.

At the concert Ms. None and Lord Hater (and others) begin hatching a plan. Retcon Ray's stronghold is the dreaded editor's office.

Sakurai smiles and says only one word to them: “Force” and disappears, leaving our ragtag group of survivors the envelope.

But little does he know, a great force is coming for his soul

Sometimes you wonder if you're drawing the comic or if the comic is drawing you.

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Despite retconning reality itself, there is one thing that Ray could not retcon away: rape. Now that the Overgordon has been freed from his prison, he awaits to be woken from his slumber.

Terry None unveils a covered silver platter, the contents of which will be vital to defeating Retcon Ray, but it can only be reveled when the time is right.

No one knows this at the time, but Overgordan isn't just a specter or cosmic being. It's the pure elemental force of rape. Like midichlorians, the Overgordan has molested everyone to one extent or another. You can never retcon rape. And that's the key to brining everyone back.

Now with the heroes assembled, Hoopa opens a portal to his master, the Arch Mage of Bumblefuckland, the uncle to King Bumblefuck.

The Arch Mage escaped the retcon by not appearing in the comic until now.

Neither, I'm not drawing or being drawn, for I am REDACTED and I suggest stuff.
But the prophecy said it was a character who already appeared, did it not? That seems like a retcon, so what's your game?

It's Alan Moore, one of Ray's henchmen!

Said Lord Hater.

"I have more than just one brother." replies the Arch Mage. "Another of them was the fabled Super Wizard. His passing saddens me."

This issues designated villain is Char and N-Word-chan

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Alan Moore attacks the Arch Mage with his comic magic! This will be the first trial of our new heroes.

Alan laughs and writes the poor Japanese bastard out of existence with snake god magic.

Having been discovered, Nomura hastily uses the Smash Envelope to transport the group to another franchise.

That's right, I, Alan Moore, learned of this location when I was fused in issue, 7 I think, since it was at that time I was fused to the King's aunt, Tayuya! Now nobody can stand in my way! Wait, where did you all go? I wasn't done!

In his space fortress, Retcon Ray tells Char that his time will come soon. For when Moore fails, as he is pre-fated to do so, Char will mobilize Neo-omega-gamma-bravo-Zeon.

Leaving N-WORD-CHAN alone

After a rough landing, the group finds themselves in issue #3 of this very series!

He's just lucky Ray retconed him back alive.

Char tells his loyal second-in-command to perform a recon operation to determine the enemy position

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Nomura sent them to the world of Kingdom Hearts, his homeland, and everyone groans because they don't want to dress like edgy teens.

It appears to be downward dog, sir!

I remember Char getting SHUT DOWN HARD by her a few years ago when the actual English VA for her showed up in the toonami thread and did a vocaroo calling Char an idiot.

The world of Kingdom Hearts is a desolate wasteland, it's no more than just some floating rocks now after all the retcons.

As was promised last issue: Obama shows up and he’s pissed!

Pissed that he's wearing so many belts and zippers.

Porygon-Z has infiltrated Retcon Ray's space base, he's disabling the defense grid!

Suddenly, someone shows up.
IT'S THE BLUE GANGSTA!

Nomura and his friends, the 7 Guardians of Li/khg/t, make a last stand against the 13 Shitposters of Darkness and their Hurricane of Autism

The 13 Shitposters are all anons from Yea Forums and /trash/

Lord Hater mobilizes his fleet to distract Char's forces.

She commands her squad to aid her in the operation, with one of them out for blood on her commander

The Blue Meanie, empowered by the Over Gorden, crashes into Retcon Ray's no longer ray shielded base.

He's here to fuck up some of whatever Ray has.

Ms. Mendez is back, baby, and she's edgier than ever!

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She immediately gets shot and never comes back

NO STOP RAY BEFORE HE RETCONS THIS BATTLE AND WE HAVE TO START THE ISSUE OVER!

The Over Gorden reveals his plan.

Dr. Manhattan has a giant blue penis, but it is never erect, and therefore he cannot rape in the proper way. Someone has to get Dr. Manhattan erect so he can rape all of reality.

Don't worry, I've replaced Retcon Ray's retcon ray with a fake, and the real one is hidden, so that's one less problem for us.

Please dear god what's the link to that thread

Terry None is transported into Retcon Ray's chamber by Hoopa, she reveals the contents of the silver platter: an apple pie, one of the most deadly items known to man.

She hits Retcon Ray in the face with the hot apple pie to keep him from being able to use his retcon gun.

Dr. Manhattan's fetish is SPH
So our heroes need to either find somebody with a bigger dick than his, or porn of somebody with a bigger dick than his.

Apple pie?! The Apple Pie summons President Taft! Who burst through the wall of the space fortress like the Cool-aide man.
Retcon Ray fears for his life as the hungry president stares him down.

That vocaroo expired a long time ago and I don't think anyone saved it.

desuarchive.org/co/thread/53635109/#53635877

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>nobody saved the vocaroo

COME THE FUCK ON

>meanwhile in issue 3

Look at my hooves! Clop cloppity clop!

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Ever heard of Big Dick Problems? It's another of the comics Yea Forums created a long time ago.

Someone show him those.

Sorry man, don't know what to tell you. I guess you just had to be there because it was fucking inedible. It was the most blown the fuck out I have ever seen someone be.

If I had known at the time that vocaroos expired, I would've saved it.

>hey that horse stole my time stone!

Do you at least remember what she said

That's no horse, that's a Zebra centaur!
That is not a sentence I thought I would ever say, but now I have.

With President Taft terrifying Retcon Ray, Nomura opens the smash envelope revealing Banjo and Kazooie, who pants Retcon Ray on live television for the world to see.

It was six years ago, so not exactly. It was like "Join zeon? Are you stupid?" and then some more specific insults I think.

Dr. Manhatten finds an envelope. It's not for Smash, it's porn, and for the first time since he became blue, he has an erection!

Nomura is depress his son, Sora, did not emerge from the envelope, but now a giant shadow is blocking out the sun.

Ray, with his rebuilt retcon gun, retcons Smash Bros out of the storyline.

In the 2005 timeline, dr strange trembles. What does this imply?

Time lines merge and collapse, the distinction between past and future is blurred, portals opening, men turning gay, lesbians turning straight, worlds climaxing, the universe is being raped.

It was incredible. The Over Gorden can only watch in awe.

Goku from issue three saves who he can from the crumbling city. Jean Grey's homosexuality manipulation powers prevents her from being decimated my the convergence maelstrom.

The editor from the previous issue who was rectonned out of existence wakes up at his desk, his backside is sore, but he does not feel unsatisfied.

"Good lord, why did I agree to any of this?"

Manhatten declares that in order to learn what the porn he found was, the readers will have to check out the next issue, whenever that comes out, since he doesn't want to say it in this issue.

BIG NEWS!
THE UNIVERSE IS PREGNANT!

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"But Doc", Rorschach says, "what if this is the last issue?"

Doctor Manhattan looks at the camera like he's on The Office

"Then I guess they'll never know."

It was from his old space college friend Char!

Wait, no, it was Zechs! My mistake. Neither of them were in there though, he just sent it.

(This is off-topic so op ignore this, who's Zechs?)

Char is pissed that Zechs is involved in this story now
(From Gundam Wing)

Rodney Dangerfield appears to say "Hey everyone, we all got laid!"

N-WORD-CHAN cucks char with the Chad Zechs

And so it begins.

This is also an aside, but I thought this was nice

>every character that's appeared so far, except Ray, breaks out in applause

You could've just said it was Big Dick Problems and we would've believed you.

"Alright fine, if you really wish to know..." Dr. Manhatten says, "It was pictures of Marie Kanker and Tayuya, with captions where they were mocking my penis for being pretty small compared to theirs. And since they weren't erect yet, there's a chance they could still surpass the boner I have right now, which just turns me on even more! Doesn't make it bigger though, just make me hornier. I'm not showing any of you the pictures though."
Well it wasn't.

“YOU FOOOOOLS! YOU’VE MESSED WITH THE NATURAL ORDEEEEEERRRR!!!”

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“Well I can’t get THAT out of my head. Thanks Doc.”

Piccolo shows up in a Doctor’s outfit and says “Did somebody ask for their daily dose?”

"Piccolo! You're back! So we undid Retcon Ray's reboot?"

At that moment, Piccolo is possessed by the Overgordon powered lust emanating from Dr. Manhattan. He knows what he must do: Give Retcon Ray his Daily Dose (TM)!

“No Rorschach, he is merely an avatar of the Rape Force. He will save us all...”

Ray retcons his butthole away! There's nothing to rape!

"And then everybody who got wiped out at the end of the last issue will be back?"

“Yes. But maybe we can tell him to stop before right before he brings back Bendis. Fuck that guy.”

“The Rape Force doesn’t need holes to rape someone...”

Alright, everyone but Bendis. I can work with that.

Goku and the Universe 7 team barge in to help.
Punished Lord Hater can't believe he's seeing the King of Bumblefuck again.

Splash page of everyone OP can manage to draw from the previous 10 issues charging in (making sure to note that Bendis is in fact, not back.)

But they're not here to help with Retcon Ray as that has already been resolved, they are here to help the Universe GIVE BIRTH!

"Guys let's do the Avengers run, like in Endgame guys haha!"

Also include a follow up double splash page with all the Avengers from Endgame lined up. Just to really hammer home where we're stealing this from.

Ray's rebuilt retcon gun is actually the Retcon Gauntlet, because it would be a missed opportunity otherwise.

And Deadpool says, "Now THIS is a climax!"

“Uhhh, could you guys move over?”
“Oh. Sure, no problem.”

Piccolo looks over and says “You’re damn right!” As he is balls deep in Retcon Ray.

The ANGRY ELEPHANT grabs the Retcon Gauntlet with his trunk in the chaos!

With Doc's daily dose, Ray has enough sperm to activate his final gambit and destroy this comic...

And he retcons Ray's powers away, preventing him from doing

Lord Hater and the king blow his fucking head off

But doing so also retconed everyone in the universe into wacky zoo animals!

"What? That doesn't make any sense!" one of those producer guys from last issue says, "Those aren't even slightly related beyond both being retcons, so there's no reason it would be caused by removing Ray's powers."

Travis Touchdown shows up, he calls OP a fuckhead

Look, it's a Namekian! They don't have penises!

The Universe is about to GIVE BIRTH, Terry None, Hoopa, and Porygon-Z are standing by for the delivery.

"Yeah, cut that out." said another one slicing his hand across his neck

The Retcon Gauntlet was hastily constructed with a faulty design. Ray shouldn't have been shooting heroin while building it.

Giorno Giovanna reunited with his old, received pal Spiderham

"NO! We end on a high note this time." says Spike Spiegel.

"He's no average Namek Spongebob. He has a Phd."

He gets his nuts kicked in by Zechs, to insert his superiority

In the midst of all this madness, biggest JoJo reference alive Jonathan Joestar makes an appearance, he informs he calles the Police on Retcon Ray

Spike, who was turned into a seagull, grabs the Gauntlet in his beak, and throws it to squirrel girl, who is now just a normal girl.

“This truly was “Let’s Make a Comic: Vol. 1...”

Erika loses his shit on the hype that is a JoJo reference on LMAC in his Livestream, the NYPD have to once again stop by his house to arrest him

Nomura runs in and steals the stupid retcon gauntlet (which is actually just a novelty sauce packet holder) saying he needs this to catch the universe baby being born.

Retcon Ray stares in disbelief at Jonathan thinking that calling the cops is useless while he runs after Nomura

Spider-Man snatches the gauntlet with his webbing and swings away.

"NO!" Hater screams "Nomura you promised you changed!"

"The cops? Who said anything about cops?" as Jonathan says it, Retcon Ray looks in disbelief as in a flash of light, Sting the god of rhythm) shows up with his acolytes the police

“Sorry Hater! There has to be some sort of plot twist that makes people want to read Vol. 2!”

THERE'S A BABY BEING BORN HATER! I NEED THIS TO CATCH THE BABY! DIDN'T YOU SEE THE FIRST MEN IN BLACK MOVIE?!

Like, the band Police?

Before Nomura can use it, a fist pass through him, it's FRED JONES and he clarifies "Yep, all according to keikaku"

“Police” says Bendis who actually was brought back, much to the chagrin of everyone present.

Yes, the band Police, Bendis. God you're annoying

Lord Hater had a Naruto-esque flashback of Fred killing his parents

END IT HERE

“I thought the narration on the splash page said he wasn’t back.”
“Bendis ignoring continuity? What a surprise...”

OP here. This is where I’ll stop drawing. It’s been great fun with you guys!

Guys, I think we've reached critical weme.
No, end it earlier, no more Fred!

Shaggy appears before him. "I'll never forget what you did to Mystery Inc" as it cuts to a Naruto-esque flashback of Shaggy finding Velma and Daphne dead at Fred's hands

Glad to hear that op

As Spider-Ham takes a buff of a blunt, he talks about how OP killed his parents in a Naruto-esque flashback.
Giorno: "Dude, what are you talking about that never happened"
Spider-Ham: "Hush, I'm building drama for the next ocassion"

The fuck is a weme?

I can’t wait to see what you have in store for us, OP.

Watch all the Mario Maker episodes of Super Beard Bros, and eventually you'll find out.

Pr-probably...

No, that's hardly satisfying for a season finale.

Just like Panty and Stocking.

It's only Vol. 1 there has to be a good stinger for what's to come

Their Kaizo stuff is Kino. I’ll give it a watch!

LMAC is a way better anime than that trash.

This is volume 2 fren. Volume 1's ending was satisfying as fuck.

Just comparing the ending, that's all.
Haven't seen anything else from it besides porn, so I wouldn't know about the overall quality, or lack thereof.

Doubt, but OK.

I was hoping someone would go along with the universal pregnancy plot instead of trying to rehash avengers.

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OP never announces when he stops, so probably just a larp.

A larp?

Alright, so we keep going?
Part of me wants this to be over before tomorrow night since I'll be busy then, and I want to participate all the way until the end.
OP, please give us a page and confirm if that was really you or not.

The Universe gives birth to The Star Child.

Dr. Manhattan has to pay child support.

Everyone is locked in the void of space. Ray could've retconed this but nooOooOo ya'll niggas had to get all uppity.

What are you talking about? The universal rape undid the retcon, all the retcons, this is just the aftermath.

Nomura departs with the Star Child, Sauce Gauntlet still in hand, to the Sauce Wall.

Nomura got killed by Fred user

Live action role play

The Police seal away Retcon Ray with their hit song Message in a Bottle sending him to the a-ha dimension where everything looks like the Take on Me music video

As in they play in live action? That larp?

No, Fred's dead, baby
Look it up on wikipedia, that's probably the best explanation you'll get.

Bendis I swear to god.

I know what it is, I was writing as Bendis

Before Fred can use the gauntlet, he's proposed to challenge the Fonz

God? Like Jehova God or God with a little “g”?

Oh, I didn't get it.
I'm not well versed in Bendis.

he's talking about Batgod

Batgod?

Yeah, Batgod. The mythological deity of the plot.

Nomura has duplicates because SOMEONE fucking dabbed this issue.

The plot. As in anime boobs?

Wait, so is he evil again, or not?

Well you tell me. He has the Star Child (who he helped the Universe successfully give birth to while everyone else was doing whatever) and is taking it to the Sauce Wall with the Sauce gauntlet.

Is he evil? Is this an evil act?

Well what's he going to do with it?

Evil stuff probably.

Well then somebody's gotta stop him. And Fred too.
I know just who to call.

At the Sauce Wall the Star Child thanks Nomura for escorting him to the place in the cosmos he needs to be. The retcons may have been undone by his conception, but it also damaged the multi-verse severely. New dangers may come creeping in if they don't begin the healing process.

Gionro was too high to pick up the phone.

I wasn't talking about him.
So is that what's happening, or is Nomura doing evil stuff? That changes how I will respond to the situation.

From the post-birth stress marks on the universe horrible things creep in: THE AUDITORS OF REALITY!

What do they want, what can they do, and how do we stop them?

They are here... to audit.

You've never read any of the Discworld series?

That's the first question, now how about 2 and 3
Not yet, but I know some things about it, and intend to eventually start reading it

I have no idea what they do, I don't read, but maybe we can give a heartfelt sentimental speech about how the universe merits survival or whatever. That could stop them.

They are here to kill everything and everyone. No retcons, reboots, or rehashes necessary.

They believe there is too much stuff happening all at once, so they can't properly take measure of everything happening in reality, so the plan is to just cease all life, then tally up everything to catch up on the backlog of bureaucratic book work.

President Taft, being a former U.S. President, has dealt with this before. Or at least read about it in the president handbook.
The solution is to melt a lot of chocolate, then trick them into physical forms so they may be seduced by the sweet temptation.

How do you trick a bureaucratic?

Retcon Ray isn't just about to stand by and let that happen. He finally got a chance to shine and it will fucking last.

Magic Man appears "What are you gonna do about it, apple grease?"

Alright.
Dear Auditors,
HI! It's me! Austin!
I'm here to tell you something VERY IMPORTANT! The effort required to destroy us all is MASSIVE compared to the alternative solution.
IGNORE US! We won't get involved in your business if you don't get in ours, so we won't be your problem to catalog, organize, document, or whatever other verbs you would do if you didn't decide there was too much to deal with. So you can leave, forget we exist, and focus on another reality, since this one obviously isn't the one you're used to.
Sincerely, Austin
Does this work, or do we have to move to plan C?

this fucking mastadon keeps painting shit all over the walls.

You don't seem to understand that their business is all of reality, and keeping track of everything that ever happens. And life makes that very difficult with how random and spontaneous it is.

You will need to use Plan Chocolate.

I hope OP knows this is an 'Ooh Mister Darcy' reference.

Alright, let's go with that.

I got in the big thing I wanted to get in (I think), so hopefully the thread stays up long enough for OP to be able to draw what he's going to draw.

But I need to go to bed.

I propose plan "D"!

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I like how the weakness to GER is that its stand user is a fucking potsmoker

I hope OP complies to the Marvel vs Capcom request as the Vol.2 cover

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That was how Retcon Ray was defeated.

Anyone has the thread for the making of issue 10 around? I need it for the storytime since it had the covers

...

desuarchive.org/co/thread/108084146/#108084146
here.
Pic unrelated.

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Bump because OP hasn't drawn the other pages yet.

What the hell?! This is a blue board for goodness' sake!

OP, please include Spider-MAN. (Yes, Man. Not ham)

The splash pages should just be mostly stick figures.

They don't have butt holes, you need to trick them into becoming mortal to kill/rape them.

Unless you have a cosmic dick.

If they can get the auditors covered in chocolate, Taft might just eat them.

Is Dr. Manhattan still here?

Gone flaccid again I'm afraid. He was only good for one load anyway.

Who else has a cosmic dick?

Could he lend his power to somebody else and give them the power to rape the auditors?

He's not that generous.

Only one man comes to mind.

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I guess we're all just waiting to see how far OP will go with this now.

Bump while we wait then.

Just as a heads up, I did update the mega link on the wiki page for volume one so it has all the covers included for that volume now.

At the Sauce Wall, as the Star Child is about to embrace his destiny, he stops Nomura from coming with him, "No Nomura, you shouldn't give up your dreams to come with me. There are still two more chances to get your son in a good game. Maybe more."

Well bump.

>villain likes Seinfeld
How original.

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Thanks doc

Lord Hater is one of the main protagonists.

Bump again.

>Stop me?
>I'm not a super villain, I wouldn't tell you my whole plan if there was even a slight chance you could stop it.
>I retconed this comic thirty minutes ago.

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And just like that, Retcon Ray finally got sued.

There's a volume one thread going on

Neat.

TAKING BETS!
Will it end on a cliffhanger or will OP bullshit a resolution?
I got 20 bucks on cliffhanger.

I mean he can always end it with Dangerfield saying everyone got laid.

Bumping.

And bumping again.

And a third bump

I can't be up all night watching this thread, so I'll just have to hope someone else keeps it from dying until OP does what he does.

Don't die on me now, thread!