Las malvinas

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t. argentino

>imagine invading the British just to hide the fact your government is retarded and gets plagued by demonstrations
>imagine those demonstrators immediately going nationalist and support their retarded government in this retarded and unnecessary war

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Imagine throwing wave after wave of useless, poorly equipped conscripts at the British and being repulsed

>imagine being argentinian
Probably'd kill myself, 2bh.

My favorite story of the Falklands is when the Gurkhas got involved, and the Argentians tried to boost morale by telling tales of Gurkhas chopping off people balls, which caused morale to dip to an all time low.

What the fuck did they think was gonna happen?

They thought it would embolden the soldiers to fight even harder.

I mean, trained and experienced troops might have taken it for gallows humour, but the conscripts with their piss-soaked pants must have taken it completely seriously.

I mean, it's not hard to believe they would do something that stupid with the fucking zero experience their commanders had, the biggest success they had during the conflict were with Exocet guided missiles, not great strategic or tactical moves.

Murica has a old defensive treaty, they think muricans where going to force negotiations to mantain it's puppet governent in the power.

>the Gurkhas got involved
DESU I would've peed myself too hearing that. Those Nepalese are tough motherfuckers.

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>Gurkha are all manlets
>Portray them as hulking brutes

ARGENTOPOSTING TIME
youtube.com/watch?v=LDdH3HYlGA4

because they incorrectly assume because the Spanish claimed them at one time they inherit the claim and the British are just colonialist chauvinists illegally occupying argentine land when in truth the British colonized it from scratch. The british gave them a referendum about joining Argentina about a decade ago the only vote to join was an Argie expat

Its hilarious whenever the Teenies whine hard enough for there to be a vote on the issue the 'No' side only ever gets single digits in vote numbers.

Like they really expect the people of the Falklands to want to throw away their fellowship with Britain and be annexed by the bunch of corrupt retarded fucks next door who use them as a smokescreen for whatever crippling government issues they are currently having.

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Did any superheroes take part in the Falklands war

To be fair, over the last few decades the British Empire had done the territorial equivalent of reducing the United States to Maryland, DC and West Virginia of its own choice. How were they supposed to know that an armed invasion would be seen differently to giving an area independence peacefully? They genuinely thought it was going to be like the Indian occupation of Portuguese Goa where people fulminate for a few weeks and then the world moves on.

not really how is any country going to react to its lands being seized by a foreign dictatorship? just because you willingly decolonize huge areas doesn't mean its a free for all on sovereign territory.

The people living in the Falklands are just squatters.

Yeah, but Captain Britain got drunk and accidentally flew to Peru for a 2 month bender.

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God I hate spics

Pic related. How do you know that bolivians are slowly buying the country?

I used to be mad at the brits
nowadays I just want them to get back on their feet and uncuck themselves for once
like really you cant even watch porn anymore? good lord it's painful to watch

Imagine hating 16.7% of the population

Mostly because if they ever decide to nuke our sorry excuse of a country they have a perfect place to set the missiles.
tl;dr is a tactical point of power for conflict with any South American country.

To be fair your average brit is pretty repulsive.

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BEADY EYES
ANGLO LIES

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Who needs to actually annex Uruguay when you already control them economically? Argentina collapsed in 2001, then Uruguay collapsed in 2002.

>imagine hating 13% of the population

Anyone has a link to this? I want to have a laugh.

youtube.com/watch?v=VKkcTpCur7g

>suspended via dark magic
>rope right there

the only reason why they hold the Falklands its because the trucks of peace cant cross oceans yet

Op here, I was about to post this crap on /bant/, but that place Is shit, unironically I got better country shitposting here.

>its because the trucks

its-not-its.info/

That sounds like jewish tactics.

Hate 100% of the population and you are officially argentinian.
Can confirm

the falklands have literally NO legitimate claim to the islands, they aren't the ancestral owners or anything

they owned them for a very brief stint in i believe the 1800s just after the US abandoned them when a fucking pirate offered the islands to Argentina, and that was the point where the UK was like "naw we're taking them for good this time" after having a few stints occupying the islands earlier in time

I always assumed the Argentine claim was something along the lines of indigenous argentinians or whatever living there at some point or another but no they have literally nothing aside from "we're kind of close to them but ultimately didn't set foot on them until after the Europeans had been occupying them for 50+ years"

>the Falklands have
the Argentinians
fug

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t. Chilean, Uruguayan and Brazil(during Copa America and World Cup only for Brazil)

For the cartoon being propaganda is painted the Argentine generals in a bad light

I think that's the point. They want the Falklands back and they know their leaders are a bunch of idiots.

Ever since the loss, the Argies blamed the generals (rightfully) for losing the war. I mean they did other terrible shit besides starting a war unprepared

No one hates Argentineans more than themselves

Post this on /pol/. Seriously, /pol/ HATES Argentinians, and the banter gets pretty good when the Brits get involved

Why would anyone want to waste very expensive nukes on Argentina?

What South American country would you nuke if not Argentina?

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Venezuela.

Done
>>/pol/217079722

Ups!

It's honestly the funniest part. The Argie ego can't handle getting trounced by 5-foot asian mountain psychos, so they inflate them to hulk proportions. I don't know which is the more stupid lie, that the gurkhas are huge or that the Argies actually beat them.

desu I've always found the British more embarrassing than the Argentinians.
Brits get so proud that they managed to take back the Falklands while concurrently their government was meekly agreeing to hand over Hong Kong to China. It's not really that impressive for a first world country to kick the shit out of a second world country, even on the second world countries own doorstep. It's pretty fucking embarrassing to hand over a major commercial centre to an authoritarian developing nation when you were once a global superpower.

My friend in Argentina says its because it was a pointless meatgrinder that got a lot of people killed just so Galtieri could try and flex on the britcucks and have some sort of shitshow to distract people with.

si, estoy pensando que son basados

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Isn't there oil nearby?

There is, but it wasn't discovered until after the war.

>while concurrently their government was meekly agreeing to hand over Hong Kong to China

They were honouring an agreement they had with the Chinese. Hong Kong was going to be a British territory for 99 years and no more.

we are economically independent now, you fuckers (argentina and brazil) have been being a shithole for years, economically shrinking and our economy is still growing,.

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Unsurprising that, as soon as they lost the war, people sacked out Galtieri and the milicos.
>imagine being a military right wing dictatorship in LatAm but, since you are Argentina, you actually manage to shit the bed worse than commies and ask FMI for money while Brazil and Chile are living the dream.

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Hong Kong island was supposed to be British forever, it's only the new territories that had a temporary lease. The UK had some leverage to be awkward about the handover and made no use of it, something that's all the worse for the fact that Hong Kongers weren't exactly thrilled to be put under Chinese control.

Britain wants it both ways, the glory of liberating an island of sheep and penguins from conscripts lead by drunkards without the shame of delivering 6.4 million people into the arms of a dictatorship wrapped in a pretty bow, without even the trade-off of getting a few shiploads of chinese manufactured batteries as a buy-off. It's not so much that the handover occurred (That was probably inevitable) as that it was done meekly, from a position of being the weaker party.

Zamba es basado y redpilleado?

>redpilleado

Spanish ain't like that.

Actualy they never invaded it. The USA actually did and ejected the Argentinians after Argentinian independence then the Brits set up a whaling station.

The sad thing is that the ghurkas didn't actually get to see combat during the war and their officer told a story of how he had to explain that to them and they were all disappointed.

The ironic thing is that had they not invaded, they likely would have been given the Falklands.

It's called governments that actively want to damage Britain so it can be rolled up and turned into six EU districts.

>Second world country
>Argentina

The trouble is that mass immigration from people fleeing the PRC had turned the New Territories into an extension of Hong Kong. Hard to control a city when half of it is under the control of a hostile state. It's not like they could throw up walls like the Soviets because island.

>It's honestly the funniest part. The Argie ego can't handle getting trounced by 5-foot asian mountain psychos, so they inflate them to hulk proportions. I don't know which is the more stupid lie, that the gurkhas are huge or that the Argies actually beat them.

As posted earlier the gurkhas never even fought the argies as they surrended in the same the day they where supposed to attack argentinian positions.
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>they where supposed

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