Steven universe fans

>steven universe fans

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Divorced in less than 5 years guaranteed

Dude, let him enjoy his last years. I mean just look at that forehead tumor.

I want to have Dee Dees kids

At least he got Pearl's hairline right

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Americans...

Reminder that Pink Diamond is based on Lucifer, and the Crystal Gems are the angels who frorsook their place in heaven.

Steven Universe fans are Satanists.

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Am I supposed to know who this chud is?

The cringe on her face says it all

Why dont they start prescribing testosterone to men

You'd think, but women love a beta cuckoo. He's a servile butt monkey who they never have to worry about cheating on them and roll over at the slightest sign of agression

you misspelled "fags"

>someone has a sense of humor, better make fun of him.

Friendly reminder he gets more ass than you do OP.

>Friendly reminder he gets more ass than you do OP.
More like, his ass gets more than ours' do. that's not a plus.

why do onionboys always go with SEA women ?

this thread is already shit, post best gem

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that's a pretty stark judgement to make about someone you don't know and know nothing about based on one (1) picture you saw on the internet

To be real, it's actually a very good allegory. It also explains the excessive homosexuality in the show, as faggotry is a sin.

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Posting this in every Steven thread from now on
Thanks OP

Deedee:
>Oh god, what the fuck am I doing with my life? Why the shit did I agree to star in this dumbass cartoon? I could have been a great rapper if I didn't. Now I'm here with this tranny faggot.

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Maybe not in your book.
But I would love to have Pearl ram my ass with a strap-on.

True, but I thought this was Yea Forums not the Washington post

I honestly thought that was Doug Walker

LOOK AT THE TOP OF HIS HEAD

I hate myself so much for giving this fucking show a chance.

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yikes my dudes