We have a job to do, and you're coming with us. Everyone is unavailable, so we need new members

Affirmative action at work.

>powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Censorship_Inducement
What the hell does Shield need me for? Because I'm fairly certain I'm against whatever they're trying to censor.

powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Biomech_Interface
okay i win

Sounds like a Hydra power

powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Chocolate_Generation
>chocolate generation
>the power to generate chocolate. Sub power of Chocolate Manipulation. Variation of Candy Generation.
NOOOOO I FUCKING HATE CHOCOLATE

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Looking at the page I'm a walking nuke waiting to happen. And I can help make cold fusion reactors for SHIELD/civilian use.

>Haha your eye got destroyed by a cat.

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powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Fictional_Summoning
Sorry Fury, but me and my waifu squad are taking over.

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>powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Nothingness_Attacks

Sure, I have nothing better to do anyway.

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powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Ambient_Energy_Manipulation

Guess I would cumberstomp everyone in MCU.

>Sorry Fury, but me and my waifu squad are taking over.

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powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Healing_Immunity

wow

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powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Disease_Mimicry

Well shit, I thing I'll be alright.
Top-tier even , as far as I'm concerned.

>powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Imprison_Realm_Creation

We're going to lock 'em all up.

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Of course, of course. But first, you have to sign this document and give up your secret identity.

Do you know how easy it is to think of characters that can kick her ass? I think I'll be fine.

powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Computer_Virus_Manipulation
Come on Nick, the wouldn't be any pies you couldn't get your hands on

>powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Electromagnetism_Empowerment
tadaa
Can I be a cool guy avenger?

>powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Madness_Embodiment

I can be your devil, or your angle...

powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Magic_Ascendancy

feel like I got a good roll here, though I would likely overdo it and use magic for literally everything and end up causing some fuckups

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powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Dimensional_Beam_Emission
did I win?

>powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Ability_Imprinting

I'll just copy all of your abilities and be the strongest avenger

>powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Fire_Bolt_Projection

I'm like that mutie scum Pyro, but not a mutie. I'm perfect for The Avengers.

powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Invocation
Sorry, {NICK FURY}, but you're going to let me onto the team regardless of my power.

Eh, I'm not sure how useful this power would be if I were to leave my domain but as long as I stay in my sphere of power, I am a living god.

powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Domain_Warping

powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Lock-Picking
Um.

>powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Unnatural_Cooking
Well, at least I can work the kitchen.

You'll be the place we rest in or store our stuff
You're the key to unlocking someone's death

Shut the fuck up Fury I'm not going anywhere now piss off before I ha e my Ent army squash you and the rest of shield.

powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Organic_Entity_Creation

>powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Universal_Irreversibility

lol fuck this I'm becoming a villain

>powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Demonic_Plant_Manipulation
I am basically Poison Ivy+, all plants are wholly susceptible to my demonic energetic tampering, I can summon endless plant-creations from the darkest pits of Hell and use them to assault, bind, and torture others and even attack the very souls of any victim unfortunate to be caught in the many tendrils of my devilish plants. I can resurrect, summon, and create evil spirits, entire plant entites, and demons straight from Hell.

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powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Iron_Generation
Maybe, can't control, but theoretically I can make a wall of iron infront of everyone or just be a raw resource generator for the S.H.I.E.L.D

Read Morrison’s doom patrol

You are the new Iron Man

>powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Galaxy_Manipulation
>Yes! Yes... I feel it, the power... fills me. Yes, I feel the universe within me! I am... I am a part of the cosmos! Its energy flows... flows through me. Of what consequence are you now? This planet, these people - They are nothing to me - the universe is power, pure, unstoppable power - and I am that force, I am that power
>Fool! You are no longer my equal. I am more than man, more than life! I am a god! Now.
Sorry Fury gotta maintain cosmic balance or something, don't call me unless its world ending

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powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Classical_Element_Manipulation
I finally get the super powers I've always wanted. I am an elemental god.

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powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Touch_Manipulation
So, I'm like Karnak or something? If avenging is out of the table at least I could be a good SHIELD agent

powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Power_Reversal

I see your pseudogods and raise you one event character that changes people for the duration of a miniseries until all but 1 character get changed back.

So who's our A, B and C teams?

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powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Salvation

Suppose I could go save Tony and Natasha's souls.

powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Salvation
Oh cool,I'm a human get out of hell free card.

powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Forge_Manipulation

I'll be the guy who builds the weapons and the infinity gauntlet

Blessed thread.

The God Steve worships is freedom. The worse kind of God because blinds him to realize that humans need to be regulated, that their freedoms are no worth the security sacrificed. Steve is too idealized too realize the necessary of evil of allowing the State to supersede human rights for the benefit of society. That's why Captain America is the true villain.

>The user has the ability to use the combined forces of Lordship, Divinity, and Transcendence, achieving a state of absolute power.
>In Monotheistic religion (especially Islam and Judaism) these are real requirements for godhood which applied only to Monotheistic Gods (Allah/Yahweh).
I'm capital G God. I'm only here because I'm bored Nick, and SHIELD has the best skee ball in existence.

powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Dark_Elemental_Bomb_Generation

>Infinite grenades I can just pull out of my arse

I'm just going to close my eyes and throw until all the problems go away.

Karna would be a literal nuclear option because why not have a sun or two to obliterate your enemies. Saves the paperwork.

Shut up Schmidt, Not even other villains like you

I think I'm closer to Cap Atom here. Which isn't bad to say

powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Bone_Manipulation

Painful

Kimimaro?

>Fuze/Doce Fuze/Dr. Fusion
>The teams bottled sunshine dispenser
>Sending him into battle is tantamount to DEFCON 2 thanks to his control of Nuclear Forces
>He also helps in nuclear cleanup of reactors and their waste
>Also helps create various thermonuclear reactors for civilian use

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And I can control other peoples bones

I get the feeling people aren't going to like me

Call me IronMaster

powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Metal_Manipulation

Combine with

>Bio-Gravimetric Manipulation

>The user can create, shape and manipulate bio-gravimetric particles, controlling their attachment/rejection from planetary biosphere, producing gravitons and anti-gravitons for various effects.

I have no idea what I can do.

It might already be combined

Metal Manipulation has Metal Generation listed under Applications

You could probably make some money off that shit though.

>powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Candle_Creation
But I can make them really big! Listen to me! Really big!

Damn! I'll show them! They won't laugh at my candles again.

powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Change_Embodiment
So i'm basically omnipotent. Alright!

powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Explosion_Magic

Generic, bretty cool.

>producing gravitons and anti-gravitons for various effects.
You're pretty much Graviton-like ,so there

powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Astrological_Physiology

Well, holy shit

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> powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Pregnancy_Inducement

... Yeah, maybe I'm should be a reserve, you guys...
>Literally one power page away from being Mononoke's Forest Spirit

Will they be your kids or sorta miraculous conception deals?

powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Enhanced_Ventriloquism
This isnt’t even a super power...

powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Gravitational_Weaponry

Fucking Amazing

For quippy-shit let's go with them being mine.
All Super!Me can hope is that they're MirCon Kids.

If there's ever a feminazi force or something you'll be the secret weapon
>Okay ladies backdown or I make you immediately pregnant and give birth
>Capiche?

>powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Alienization

Turning people into aliens. This power is vague enough that I could maybe make the Avengers, but probably not.

>powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Almighty_Science
Well, this just seems to give me everything. Pls Nerf.

powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Big_Rip_Inducement
Anihilus or some others are going to chase me forever,isn't it

>Known Users: Bart Simpson (The Simpsons); via Voodoo Spell Casting
What the fuck?

just the most useful power
powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Life_Empowerment

powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Destroyer_Deity_Physiology

I'm too op pls nerf.

powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/TCG_Manipulation

I feel that I may end up as a shitty villain that later on gets retconned to be over powered based on new understanding of powers.

For now, I'm a fucking loser

FEAR ABSORPTION : The ability to absorb fear and utilize it in some way.

The user can fully or partially absorb fear, while removing it from the source, into their body and use it in various ways, gaining some form of advantage, either by enhancing themselves, gaining the drained power, using it as power source etc., either temporarily or permanently. Targets of the draining become calm.

Also, my costume.

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These all sound like supervillian powers. Why is SHIELD recruiting these obviously evil anons?

powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Music_Symbiosis
Song magic, huh. Well, it's not direct godhood, but somebody in Surge Concerto just sings her way up to the eighth dimension, so it's actually probably better.

B-b-but I can help parents who can't normally have kids have kids! That's far less villainous than / and his walking nuclear reactor!

>Censorship is bad
Oh to hell with your hypocrisy. Patreon, Youtube, Reddit, and Indiegogo censors people all the time. You anons don't call these guys evil. In fact, they get federal money from us, simply for existing.

powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Coin_Attacks
Just call me... uh.. Arcade?

>b-but I can help parents who can't normally have kids have kids!
Bruh,you're like her but male and not even hot

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How dare you! It's not my fault the reactor went critical. If I hadn't stopped it thousands would be dead now

>Step up and play, each machine seemed to say, as I walked round the penny arcade~

powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Difference_Manipulation
Apparently I'm omnipotent

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Come on. At most you guys are getting 20 microns of radiation right now, the sun gives off 19 by the time it's rays reach earth.

He was a con artist that got lucky with his pregnancy predictions

oh fugg :DDD

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>Matter Redistribution
Pretty good deal ngl.

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Ruber no. Whatever's put that look on your face, Ruber, don't do it.

I have this funny feeling that we shouldn't hire you. You remind me of someone.

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>powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Cloth_Removal

It is I, super stripper. I will free humanity from the bindings known as clothes.

Shut up your filthy mouth, Sam is best boy

powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Absolute_Force_Manipulation
Hahahaha,fuck you Nick, imma turn you into a nigge... Wait
Guess I'll pull a Jean on you if you try to contact me again

Geeze, it's not that ba- *Suit Breach* OH GOD NO!!!!! EVERYONE GET OUT NOW!!!!
youtu.be/k2a30--j37Q

He's got that look in his eye that suggests he has a plan. I say we lock him up now so it doesn't involve us.

powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Pocket_Dimension_Creation
I’m your super secure secret base guy. It has blackjack and hookers.

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>It has blackjack and hookers.
Honestly, what SHIELD always needed

Ah, so it's wiki autism

Yes my power of sneeze inducement is just what we need to win the day, good thinking nick!
powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Sneeze_Inducement

powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Absolute_Body
Unfortunately, just like Saitama, i’m fairly stupid and generally not very dynamic. I do promise to be more fun than MCU Hawkeye, though.

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powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Nothingness_Bow_Construction
Is Hawkeye looking for a sidekick?

>powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Omni-Weather_Manipulation

Anyone who fucks with me is getting struck by lightning.

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powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Abundance_Inducement
I’m gonna bully Thanos so bad. Whilst dressed like this.

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>It is I, super stripper. I will free humanity from the bindings known as clothes.

not bad

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powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Sexual_Inducement

How the hell is this useful in battle?

Boner/orgasm distraction?

>powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Light_Beam_Emission

Has Dazzler been an Avenger before?
If not, let me in.

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It's literally what Black Widow has

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youtube.com/watch?v=hyHCgLyqXNs
First two minutes all you need.

powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Mutagenic_Bodily_Fluids
They call me Skeet.

w-what?

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*Leaking Radiation* Can someone help me here?

powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Mystical_Conversion
I hope you're ready for a world of anime girls Fury.

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powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Shockwave_Clap

Could be useful I guess

>Unless you've got a working uterus, I'm less than useless.
>If, on the other hand, you *do* have a working uterus, I can make your baby radioactive, too.
>[catchy jingle]

>Dr. Takemachi
kek

>Be American
>Clap
>Destroy the Avengers Tower
I wasn't asking you

powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Technology_Aura
Ready sir!

>Anti Storage
>Be unaffected by storage powers
Well what the fuck am I supposed to do with this?

powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Anti_Storage

>Everyone is unavailable
Guess you'll have start working out those arms on your own

Applications:
>Climate Manipulation
Looks like you could stop global warming too

powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Remote_Possession
>User can host themselves into another body without need of actual entry within their being with contact nor distance being an issue. They can remain in control of themselves be they spirit or flesh. User may be able to control multiple hosts at once while retaining control over their core body.
Damn, I lucked out.

powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Area_Splitting
Is the Dept of damage control hiring?

powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Literature_Embodiment

...If you need a PR guy or scribe I'm available, at least. If not I'll go back to funposting on Yea Forums.

Don't underestimate yourself. Make them sneeze non-stop.

Probably could sneak by unsuspecting/unprepared people while they sneeze a couple time in a row.

Imagine a whole gang of armored agents start to violently and uncontrollably sneezing? Heck, there apparently are no limitations on how many people you can make sneeze.

>Battlefields of solders stopping
>Every single one of them sneezing

At least you'll have a laugh

Keep who you don't trust closer and all of that. Also, if they are without a job, they will definitely turn into villains.

ISn't that the plot of kill la kill?

>powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Special:Random
>Mechanical Creature Creation
Fucking sick

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powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Absolute_Athleticism

So... I'm like Black Widow but better?

powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Omnicide
Is this overkill?

Nah, just specifically the hot mom's megacorporation clothes.

No, you'd be a better captain america.

Well, you'd be undone by nonliving entities but it otherwise is pretty much overkill, yeah.

>powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Neurocognitive_Deficit
Seems fairly useful. I can disable a lot of the bad guys the Avengers face or I could just handle the unprotected mooks if the big bad has mental shielding.

That shit's dangerous man
youtube.com/watch?v=QRmpJ_dORXA

Oh thats even better. Truth be told, kinda thought Black Widow was kinda useless.

powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Parallel_Existence_Creation
>The power to create multiversal existences. Variation of Creation.
I am deeply powerful, Nick. I currently have cast you as a barista in 17 different coffeeshop AUs in my paralell universes, and in 4 of those you're married to Tony Stark. They call me The One Who Never Updates.

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You're in.

What irony

you will be very effective in fighting real-time surveillance from preying eyes, as well as possessing the potential for mass-camouflaging objects, persons, and data. imagine the possibilities in, say, computing, observation missions, rescue missions, infiltration objectives.

kek
>You're in

General Fury Sir! Reporting back from the HQ of the Legion of Doom. They're currently in disarray and infighting, we should mount an attack to wipe them out.

>powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Forgiveness
>Forgiveness

Alright then, Mephisto, you leave me no choice.
I Forgive you.
I absolve you of all your sin.
Go forth, and sin no more.

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powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Wish_Embodiment
>I'm a god damn genie

powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Explosive_Blood

My iron levels aint that great so I'm just gonna sit on the bench

>powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Thermal_Solidification
Hope they like not being able to move when I solidly their body heat.

I’ve got a gun and a JoJo power set, call me Vertigo

powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Inverted_Dimension

Weeelll... what does "alien" classify as? Something that's not from the same planet as you? What you personally perceive as alien? A foreigner/immigrant?

I would say that you have the potential to host more beings than the classical "aliens"

powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Air_Boundary
>can turn air into walls and choke people
>can fuck with anything as long as air is touching it
>completely bullshit OP power
>mostly use it to hide my farts and drown out noise
what do i get if i become an avenger? can i dutch oven the hulk with his own braps?

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kek
However, do you have the potential to make somebody a saint? And potentially just like that gave them a free ticket to Heaven?

>Ability Recharging
But I don't wanna be a healslut!

heaven, you say?

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>powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Special:Random
fuck yes im Kakashi

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>powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Electromagnetic_Creature_Creation
fuck.

powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Water_Empowerment

That's actually pretty cool. Better than leaking radiation or some shit

powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Ancient_Empowerment

Needless to say, I'm pretty powerful.

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>powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Soul_Exchange

I always get the best fucking abilities in these threads. I got Deity Soul last time

Still upset about this

powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Spiritual_Technology_Manipulation

...Alright.

powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Pure_Soul
At least I have something in common with Billy, otherwise lame.

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>powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Goblin_Physiology

powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Battlefield_Adaptation

I’m pretty freaking okay with this.

The user can use magic to power a strike (punch, kick, headbutt, etc.), allowing different effects depending on the type of magic and enhanced damage.

so fucking vague, I don't even know what I could do besides be a generic brand version of iron fist

powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Realm_Connection

Let me just link us to the reality where the other guys are available to fight your fight for you, and you slide me a cool 50 grand

I'm already in the team. What do you mean what can I do?
powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Causality_Manipulation

powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Fire_Magic

Flame up!

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Where’s there’s smoke there’s fire baby
powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Smoke_Detection

powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Spatial_Transcendence
...uhhh...I don't think I'll be able to make it...

>powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Mystical_Conversion
>The user can turn others into another type of being through the use of magic
So, basically, I can turn people into mindless zombie slaves, or chickens, or whatever else. Seems like more of a villain power. Probably useless against other supers too, since there being a chicken might not hinder their powers or mind. But could come in handy for crowd control

>powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Anti-Energy_Generation
Well I am not entirely sure what I can do. I would recommend keeping me away from any energy users unless you want a massive explosion.

powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Magnetism_Infringement
You need me to beat the shit out of Magneto again Nick?

>powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Plant_Cutting
As long as we respect the wildlife around us, I'm game

I demand leadership of the Avengers.

powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Cosmological_Force_Manipulation

>powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Magic_Unification
Youre petty task had better be worth my time

powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Electron_Manipulation

happy to be of service mr. fury
just call me electrode

powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Color_Ball_Projection
Call me… RainBalls…

powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Ear_Manifestation
>The ability to develop/generate additional ears
What a worthless power.

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powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Artificial_Intelligence_Physiology

powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Exotic_Force_Manipulation

Yup. This one isn't too bad if I can go super long range with it.

powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Stellar_Embodiment
Shouldn't I rather work for the living tribunal than the Avengers?

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>powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Special:Random
>powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Atlantean_Physiology
Sir my powers are very questionable. Are you sure you don't want to go ask Hawkeye or Ronin or whatever the fuck he's calling himself?

I hope you understand that I am absolutely going to boil or freeze people alive inside their own skins if I get into physical contact with them in a fight. You ever see a man's skin burn off because their blood got too hot? Because boy howdy if you haven't we're both going to experience that sight for the first time sooner or later.
powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Thermal_Manipulation

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powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Living_Hive

Rip off Spiders-Man reporting for duty

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powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Haemokinetic_Constructs
I hope you’re ready for massive casualties bitch.

Do you need someone to bottom line your orbital bombardment satellite?
powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Glass_Spike_Projection

powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Insanity_Projection
>The power to alter reality by projecting one's madness/insanity into reality. Insanity-based variation of Reality Warping and Mental Projection.

JUST CALL ME "THE GAMER"

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>powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Perspective_Manipulation
I can’t tell if I don’t understand this power or if I do understand it. Though I suppose it depends on my perspective.

I am inevitable.
powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Conclusion_Embodiment

To be honest I think you do have the 2nd or 3rd worst power posted on this thread, but at least you can somewhat modify yourself positively. You can hear really well. Doubt somebody could sneak up on you.

But the worst? I think I have it

powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Mortality
>The condition to be vulnerable to injuries and death. Opposite to Immortality and Invulnerability.

Is it really a superpower when basically every living thing on this planet is capable of doing it?

you can be the coulson.

powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Reality_Interface

Sorry Fury, I'd be a much more interesting villain

Well lets say you transform somebody as a snail, I don't think they would have the brain power to do anything else rather than just be a snail. Same with the chicken, but chickens are smarter than snails.

Oh, i think there was nothing said about "unable to transform self" , so, when in a pinch, become something powerful

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I'm basically a human castform.

powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Weather_Mode

powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Voice_Casting

Kahono (Black Clover) can use her Song Magic to attack, support, subdue and even enhance allies through the power of her voice.
Power/Ability to:
Gain super abilities through the voice.
Ready to Avenge and stuff.

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You would be a highly paid fire fighter.
Oh and wouldn't you start to really dislike smokers as the cigarette smoke would often mislead you?

get the complete fuck out

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powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Magnetokinetic_Flight

I'm afraid of heights, get nauseous easily and my balance is terrible.

So you're basically Captain Marvel 2.0

powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Special:Random
>Manipulate reality in a computer-like fashion

ok how about you give me a reason i should work for you in the first place?

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I'm pretty sure that I will end up as a villain with this power.
powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Unavertable_Death

>Nightmare Inducement

I swear They die peacefully in their sleep.

Oh boy! I hope I can be an Avenger Mr. Fury!

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powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Magnetic_Bomb_Generation

AVENGERS WELCOME TO DIE!

powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Death_Lordship

Well, if your problem can be solved by somebody dying, I'm your man.
If you don't mind an army of the undead doing the dirty work, I've got that covered as well.
Unfortunately I'm not very good at de-escalation, or less than lethal things. So you really ought to explore other avenues of conflict resolution before you give me a call. I'm pretty flattered you'd even consider me for the Avengers given the nature of what I'm capable of, but I'd really like to stay out of the limelight. I mean, I'm not going to be a popular person. Also, I'm shy. Just give credit to the suddenly stopped alien invasion to somebody else or something. Say they all died of the common cold, that'd be cool, right?

> Holy Projectile Attacks

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Be thankful I've chosen to be on your side.
powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Zero_Reset

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powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Temporal_Bypassing

The power to not be effected by time fuckery. Now that is one passive as fuck power.

powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Life-Force_Bolt_Projection

Okay so anything that is similar to Ki manipulation from DragonBall, that is several hundred times better

powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Electricity_Transformation

>The power to bestow Electricity Mimicry onto others.

Guess I'm here to let everyone who got a useless combat power join the team.

powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Digestive_Waste_Physiology

I'm shit man!

>powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Attribute_Negation
Don't tell me that some of them mutie freaks went renegade or that Hulk went berserk. AGAIN.

>Evil lordship

"Dark doesn't always mean evil, mister Fury. You should know, you're one of them there darkies. Or, as I call you lot, niggers. And you seem okay by me, I reckon."

>powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Absolute_Lock_Manipulation
oh boy I got some real abusable bullshit this time sign me up

Good news everyone! The radiation problem has been fixed.

Bad news is most of you likely have cancer. But I assure you I can fix that through MORE radiation.

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Does it come in the form of a suppository?

>Rainbow Fire Breath
Im not gay bros i promise

Yes, a concentrated radiation suppository!

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top tier avenger coming thru

powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Electrolysis

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I'm a Tomb Kang so I don't think I'll be doing anything I don't want to do. Please escort yourself out of my fucking pyramid.

powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Mummy_Lord_Physiology

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>powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Energy_Matter_Manipulation
im sure id be raiden in so many fuck ups

>powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Solar_Regeneration
Is this useful at all without the rest of superman's powers?
Regardless, sign me up for day time operations

powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Imagination_Manifestation

Get me and I could just make the rest of the team, or I could just become a nigh unstoppable villain

No one can block my attacks.
powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Temporal_Slicing

>We have a job to do
>Everyone is unavailable
Maybe reschedule the job for when people are available?

powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Feather_Manipulation
I guess I can fly or something

>powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Frigokinetic_Constructs
Frozone in this bitch
Crisis on Infinite Samuel Jackson roles

powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Primate_Manipulation
This actually sounds sick, could go for a whole Odyssey to the West vibe and call myself the Monkey King.
Need to track down the Monkey with a Gun.

powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Motion_MagiUh am I just a speedster then?

powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Nature_Transmutation
>I could rule over them like a god...
>an angry god....

I dunno Mr. Fury.... What's in it for me?

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powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Antimatter_Whip_Generation

Meh, depending how strong I can make it, I should be able to destroy cities

>powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Special:Random

powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Scifi_Manipulation
My power is both OP and absolutely retarded. Seriously, this stupid randomizer has gone a little too far.

>powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Locality_Tracking

I'm Keyman, with the power of never losing my car keys.

powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Astrological_Physiology

I think I hit the lottery.

>powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Meta_Variable_Manipulation

Huh

A sense of pride and accomplishment.