Would you marry her if it meant being king?
Would you marry her if it meant being king?
Christian Adams
Bentley Myers
>Would you marry a thicc ogre wife to be king
Yes.
Hudson Collins
I'd marry her if it meant giant wet ogre pussy
Brody Nelson
That's Shrek's girl.
I'm not gonna do him dirty like that.
Adrian Cox
I’d marry her just for her thick ass
Jaxson Jones
No, I couldn't do that to my boy Shrek
Logan Cooper
This. I vote Shrek for king.
Levi Carter
But could you deal with the dangers of being a king? Are fat ogre tits worth the chance getting poisoned or stabbed in the skull?
Oliver Torres
Just let Shrek fuck her while you enact prima nocta.
Robert Clark
Duh
Caleb Young
But I want to fuck Fionna.
Gabriel Jones
Assuming Shrek was never in the picture sure why not. Not going to lie though, I would probably be terrible when it comes to things like political bullshit, if only because I don’t care at all about them, especially if we are talking about dealing with nobles and the like.
That is why you carry some weapons with you, maybe introduce such a thing to Fiona so she can also protect herself when she can’t rely on her brute ogre strength.
t. /k/ommando
Jack Wilson
Interesting, which one of those is supposed to be the downside here?
Nathan Ross
Then do that then.
Michael Hughes
You have to deal with the fact that you took Shrek's girl.
Nathaniel Stewart
He’ll be happier with Elsa
Matthew Reyes
My country, it means it's MY swamp now.
Ryder Nguyen
I bet she's got plenty of cushion for pushin.
Logan Reyes
It's ok, Shrek found someone better.
Jose Perez
Far Far Away is just Hollywood. The King doesn’t do much. Nobody has anything to gain by whacking you off.
Jack Gutierrez
>Nobody has anything to gain by whacking you off.
They have plenty to gain if they do THAT.
Logan Hill
>Nobody has anything to gain by whacking you off.
Kayden Gray
That's what he said about Sonic though, and now he's got Shadow on weekends.
Jayden Murphy
>sweaty aggressive warrior princess Fiona
oh god yes
Nolan Lopez
>Are fat ogre tits worth the chance getting poisoned or stabbed in the skull?
Yes.
Charles Hernandez
I'd marry her.
Zachary Thomas
I'd just marry her to fuck her virgin ogre pussy to make babies with the benefits of being a king.