>And that is what Abrams — and his son Henry, who is 20 — are doing for Marvel Entertainment. They are introducing a new villain, Cadaverous, who will cause problems for Spider-Man, his alter-ego, Peter Parker, and his beloved Mary Jane Watson, in a five-part series arriving in September. The Abramses are writing, and the comic will be drawn by Sara Pichelli and colored by Dave Stewart.
>In a phone interview this week, the Abramses talked about working together and their first exposure to comics. They were coy about sharing many plot details. But, J. J. Abrams said, “The story shows Peter Parker in a way you haven’t seen him before.”
>These are edited excerpts from the conversation.
>How did the two of you writing this comic come about?
>J. J.: This is Henry Abrams’s first interview ever.
>HENRY: I’m nervous, but I will do my best. Nick Lowe, the editor of this comic, reached out about 10 years ago. More recently we began to develop an idea: a new and different and exciting take on Spider-Man.
>J. J.: Nick had been pressing me to do a book with him. A year or so ago, I started talking about it with Henry and it sort of happened organically. And that has been the joy of this. Even though I’ve been talking to Nick for a long time, weirdly, this feels like it just sort of evolved from the conversations of Henry and I, having ideas that got us excited and Nick being open to the collaboration.
>HENRY: Most of my exposure to comics came when I was super young: Calvin and Hobbes, Tintin, Spy vs. Spy. I did have a Marvel compendium when I was 6 or 7 that I adored and I would always land on this page of Spider-Man, not knowing anything about the character or the back story or the powers, but connecting with the visual designs of Steve Ditko. I didn’t really start reading him until I was 11 or 12. And at that point, I realized that this is a character that I see myself in and that was probably the first time I ever felt that way with any fictional character.
>J. J. I remember working in a comic store in high school and there was the Amazing Fantasy comic that Spider-Man first appeared in that they had under glass. It really wasn’t until that job that I started to get into comics. And while I’ve never been the die-hard comics fan that Henry is, I’ve always appreciated the way that an emotional and weirdly relatable story is being told through this extraordinary circumstance.
>How was it to work together on this?
>HENRY: Great!
>J. J.: I told him he has to say it’s great!
>HENRY: I feel like I’ve developed not just as a writer, but someone that can appreciate stories more. Spider-Man is one of those superheroes where the more you read about him, for me at least, the less I understand him. He’s so anti-everything that you’d expect from a hero. I think Stan Lee said something about putting the human in superhuman. That is what we’re trying to do.
>J. J.: It’s been wild for me from having worked with writers for many years to work with my son on something and to get pages back after we’ve talked through an outline. To be honest, I wasn’t sure going into it what it would be like — neither of us were.
>What was it like seeing the artwork come in?
Evan Gonzalez
WOT
Jaxson Campbell
>J. J.: I would equate the experience a bit like working on a movie. You have an idea for what Maz Kanata’s castle will look like. [Maz Kanata is the “Star Wars” bar owner who claims Chewbacca is her boyfriend.] It’s theory for months and months, and then you go through phases and design. Then one day you walk onto the set and you’re standing there. You might not be shooting, but you’re just standing on the set. And to get Sara’s artwork, the black and white early renderings, to get those, it’s weird because you’re suddenly looking at a brilliant artist’s interpretation of work that you’ve been talking about for a long time.
>Would you want to do more comics, time allowing?
>J. J.: Sure. It’s been fun working with Henry. I know that Henry has some other ideas for some. I can imagine working with Dad has its advantages but I can imagine wanting to do things on his own.
>HENRY: Obviously, there is an undeniable privilege here, and I’m not ignorant of that. I think part of creating is creating on your own. My hope and my goal is to do that after this. I can’t believe this opportunity was afforded to us. It’s been a great excuse, especially during the year when I’m in college, just to call and talk about the story.
...HEY WAIT Why start the countdown at Four for a five-part mini?
CEBULSKI, YOU HACK FRAUD
Nathan Wilson
This is a different thing from the announcement.
Isaiah Sanders
This IS the announcement.
Henry James
Wait, is this the rotting man that's been building up in ASM or another new character who's after spider-man, Peter, and MJ?
Evan Cruz
I thought the Larsen, Conway, and Bagley thing was the announcement.
Elijah Baker
DKEKS BTFO
Now there's no way he's doing one of your shitty movies
Thomas Wright
>daddy I want to write Spider-man, get them to let me write spider-man! >OK, son. Hey, Marvel, if you let my son write Spider-man then you can throw my name on it, too People leveraging their parents to get to do shit like this is never not cringeworthy. Makes me think of how anytime GameGrumps get a big name guest, they always bring their son along.
Ryder Fisher
Will this be Ultimate Wolverine vs Hulk kino or Spider-Man/Black Cat : The Evil That Fat Men Do level shite?
David Bell
Nope. Cebulski's Twitter confirms it: twitter.com/CBCebulski/status/1141701154272886785 twitter.com/CBCebulski/status/1141708248287993857 >Almost time for @Marvel’s big announcement! Almost time for the comic industry’s collective jaw-drop!! #MarvelComics >We could not be more thrilled to announce that @jjabrams, Henry Abrams and @sara_pichelli will be launching a new SPIDER-MAN comic series for @Marvel this September!!!!!
Lucas Moore
Of course the fucking cover has lens flares
Charles Wood
I made fun of everyone expecting Raimi stuff but that would’ve unironically been better
James Long
That was yesterday when the countdown was still going
Luke White
It's just this kid's OC villain.
Leo Morgan
Ok
Oliver Jones
It's going to be some kid with no talent writing a mediocre at absolute best spider-man mini that'll be heralded as the most important thing ever because his dad is famous. At least it'll look good though. Pichelli draws some good spider-man.
Jacob James
Hopefully, it won't end up like all those other Hollywood hack comics that takes forever to come out.
Dominic Sullivan
lame
Robert Reed
True, but Henry seems to totally acknowledge that.
I'm not going to judge anything until the title actually comes out.
Sara is wasted on this. Is that the Spider-man the animated series font for the title? Seems like a disappointing announcement. They hyped up for literally nothing.
user have you not looked at the White House for the past two years.
Daniel Watson
fuck off
Landon Phillips
>How did the two of you writing this comic come about? >HENRY: I’m nervous, but I will do my best. Nick Lowe, the editor of this comic, reached out about 10 years ago. >Abrams — and his son Henry, who is 20
He approached them when he was 10? The kid must be some kind of comics-writing savant.
Luke Powell
Well, the Shogun was right that we would never guess it.
Hudson White
>Comics writing savant. We haven't had anything close to that. And all the people who emerged in the 80's and won't fuck off and take company positions have ran out of ideas.
Adrian Cruz
That's what all the excitement was for? More Jewish nepotism?
Alexander Roberts
Well, I'm happy for the kid. I hope it turns out well.
Bentley Johnson
I am His dad is overrated as hell and now he's using his clout to get his son a job working one of the most iconic comic book characters and attempting to add to in my opinion the best Rogues galleries in the big 2.
The announcement video: twitter.com/Marvel/status/1141708492220305408 I think you're all assuming this will be all written by the kid, when it's very likely JJ will be handling all the heavy-lifting (plot, story beats, etc), while the kid does the dialogue and characters. Both things are important and I dare say, the former is much more important in the end.
James Hill
They getting back together again?
The OP image made me think she was web-slinging for a moment. MJ has always been pretty good whenever she gets superpowers.
Landon Walker
They've been together ever since Spencer took over. Have you not been reading Amazing Spider-Man?
Noah Brooks
>We haven't had anything close to that Jim Shooter, tho.
John Watson
>The announcement video Already posted
Xavier Fisher
Lul who fucking cares. I guess it'll look nice with Pichelli on art, at least
James Miller
Whoops, I scrolled and looked for a twitter link, didn't notice the youtube.
Nicholas Peterson
Spideyfags are the most entitled motherfuckers, I swear... Right next to X-fags.
Brandon Russell
I only care because Sara Pichelli is the artist. JJ Abrams is meh
Aaron Collins
I've checked out of Marvel comics for a long time.
Austin Brooks
HAHAHAHAHA AAHHHAHAH SHOGUN WHAT ARE YOU DOING my sides
AAHHAHAH
Benjamin Walker
so it only makes sense that you are here, DC piggy.
tfw you're mad because your daddy can't get you a gig so you can undo your precious character's deaths and displace shitty writers ruining canon
Leo Perez
Imagine starting straight out of the bat writing Spiderman for Marvel as basically some internship because comics are fun and your father is famous.
Yeah I can get why people are pissed at some people nowadays.
Brandon Sanders
I have one single complain: I like Pichelli's art, but imaging that this five issues could have been drawn by Coipel himself, finally free from Slott's shitty writing, makes me a bit sad
Luke Ortiz
He looks like a faggot
Connor Hernandez
Nepotism is a hell of a drug
Camden Ortiz
>and then one day, for no reason at all, people voted Hitler into power
William Foster
>with a thunderous applause
Aiden Clark
>Both things are important and I dare say, the former is much more important in the end. Not really. Especially when it comes to Abrams. His movies are only bearable thanks to the characters and the cast chemistry. Take that away and all you're left is crap like the Starkiller Base.
Brody Morris
Okay, I realize you're a very bitter SW fan, but I have to let you know that J.J. did way, WAY more than Star Trek and Star Wars, and that he's known for more than that.
The corporate circle jerk of expensive mediocrity.
Sebastian Russell
Like Lost?
Nicholas Bennett
Still trying to push that shitty pairing, uh? When will they learn?
Cooper Cox
I didn't have high hopes for this announcement but this is still so fucking underwhelming
Christian Morgan
Like LOST, and Alias, and Cloverfield, and Mission Impossible. Yes. Also if you brought up LOST as a bad example, you're talking with the wrong person...
Luke Jackson
Have sex
Dylan Rodriguez
>40 years old >still on Yea Forums At least consider it
Out of curiosity, who would you prefer to see him with?
Julian Butler
Fuck off zoomer I'll be 55 next month
Justin Hernandez
>Almost time for @Marvel's big announcement! >Almost time for the comic industry’s collective jaw-drop!! >#MarvelComics t. Shogun Yoshida. Well, did your JAW DROP?
Chase Murphy
Oh yeah? My birthday was last Sunday, and I turned 32.
John Walker
Boy, I wish my dad was a piece of shit director could buy me any job I wanted.
Jacob King
>I've been shitposting with people as old as my dad jesus
Camden Peterson
christ almighty
Tyler Hill
Also I bet this is the guy who complains about lack of leotards and high boots in modern female designs.
Evan Smith
you probably just got here desu
Sebastian Jackson
The worst is the fucking countdown, as if we were expected to applaud to another nosed trick.
Fuck them. Diversity my ass, this industry is rotten. This whole act says a lot of more than people will give it credit for.
Levi Nelson
>as if we were expected to applaud to another nosed trick. >Diversity my ass, this industry is rotten !!!
Way to miss the point you imbecile. But I guess you didn't even thought about it since you probably function on auto-pilot.
The industry who has been cumshotting for a decade with political correctness just pissed on your face by doing exactly what they are supposed to be against. But people won't say a thing or call them out on this bullshit.
Jackson Kelly
We got your point just fine, /pol/tard. It doesn't mean we agree, or that you aren't a crossboarder hungry for attention. >The industry who has been cumshotting for a decade with political correctness just pissed on your face by doing exactly what they are supposed to be against. And what's that, exactly? Hire a celebrity to write a miniseries about the most popular hero?
Thomas Collins
I got your point exactly, and you're still a retarded sperg
Ethan Allen
The Shogun was hyping THIS?
Isaiah Allen
Well, duh. Everyone loved his Star Wars, after all
Jace Rivera
THIS was the big announcement? Fuck Mystery box man, and fuck (((nepotism)))
Jaxon Kelly
I'm not from /pol/, your strawman is baseless.
>what is nepotism and is it a problem
You are an idiot.
This board has been complaining about the quality of comics for a decade, but it's okay when Star Wars guy's son who still hasn't developed cum at 20 years get to write a book like it's some high school internship. Remember how everyone complained about Max Landis?
Robert Green
His son isn't the main focus here, user. It's abrams
Juan Williams
With every post you sound more and more like a crossboarder and not somebody who actually reads comics on the regular. Or worse, a comicsgater (who are /pol/ adjacent anyway). Either way, I can assure you J.J. and his son writing a Spider-Man miniseries isn't gonna make much of a difference in the quality (or lack of it) of current comics. I'm trying to wrap my head around the notion that bringing celebs to write miniseries is a bad thing now.
Carter Bailey
nigga nepotism has been all over marvel for decades
I honestly don't have a problem with nepotism
Luis Cruz
Get a life old man.
Joseph Perry
It shows...
Aaron Wright
Nepotisim and OCs yuck
but Pichelli is free from Slott so hurray, hopefully Marvel gives her enough time to polish her art, her F4 run is rough as hell.
Joshua Price
Unless he's retconning OMD, then I don't give a shit.
Juan Smith
>55 >already showing signs of dementia Oh man.
Ethan Cruz
Retard
Ayden Torres
Stop telling him what to do with his life.
Zachary Reed
Now I'm a comicgater and polack. You are obsessed with an image that I don't fit. Sorry.
>be big company >use affirmative action and political correctness to get money >some idiots like, some don't >diversity, white privilege we need inclusion >announce big thing >people excited >famous guy told big company "make my son do big stuff because I'm famous" >nepotism
Then stop acting as paragon of morality more muh trans and blak peepo
You don't get to act like a fucking Saint to protect muh oppressed and then bring the son of a Jewish billionaire in such a big project.
Luis Sullivan
>You don't get to act like a fucking Saint to protect muh oppressed and then bring the son of a Jewish billionaire in such a big project. I don't see how it is linked. The project isn't even big, it's a goddamn miniseries, and it's not like they gave up the spot to some white jews over some minorities, the spot was created for them just like how they gave coates blank panther upon request
Colton Davis
>Now I'm a comicgater and polack. >(...) Then stop acting as paragon of morality more muh trans and blak peepo Yeah, you are.
The fuck are you even arguing here, anyway? It's pretty baffling to be honest. Do you think Marvel somehow stopped hiring other diverse writers and artists just because JJ is gonna write a MINISERIES completely separate from the main one? Celebrities writing comics in Marvel is nothing new at all: CM Punk, Gerard Way, Kevin Smith, etc etc. Whether they're good or not isn't even part of the deal, they just get approached and they do it. Who gives this much of a fuck?
Tyler Watson
He's saying a single act of nepotism forbids a company from being a moral beacon.
Ethan James
>Who gives this much of a fuck? I know! People who want to read a good comic book.
Eli Howard
Then do it? Who's stopping you? In fact, who's forcing you to even buy this one?
Logan Reed
>He's saying a single act of nepotism forbids a company from being a moral beacon. Uh...ok
Michael Martin
You're right. Marvel is totally unable to make good books.
Luis Cooper
Right, now you're shifting your stance because you realized it was a dumb argument. Glad that's settled.
Carter Roberts
Can you really even call it a run when she did like maybe three issues?
Nathaniel Evans
Stay mad Quesada
Daniel Cruz
>HENRY: I’m nervous, but I will do my best. Nick Lowe, the editor of this comic, reached out about 10 years ago. More recently we began to develop an idea: a new and different and exciting take on Spider-Man.
>"Yeah so, a Marvel Editor tried to hire me when i was literaly 10 years old"
What in the absolute fuck.
Evan Sanders
>What in the absolute fuck. He's talking about his dad user
Jaxson Walker
I only care about Sara Pichelli art when she is drawing jail bait teens. Come at me.
How fucking retarded are you? JJ wouldnt waste his time on this when there are Big bucks out there to make. He just slapped his name there so retards like tou would think what you are thinking.
Daniel Roberts
>JJ wouldnt waste his time on this when there are Big bucks out there to make What other projects is he working on? Writing a miniseries doesn't even take much time
Owen Wood
Oh yeah how terrible of Marvel for wanting to sell a gorillion copies of a comic book! I'm glad people like you can see right through them.
Landon Rivera
This was what the countdown was for? That seems underwhelming. Well, at least this can prove if Abrams is better if he works on a franchise in the comics medium rather than a franchise in the film medium.
Bentley Morgan
You're welcome. Now buy all the issues of this shitty book, goy.
Justin Stewart
JJ Abrams is The World's Biggest Hack. Motherfucker can NEVER finish a plot and basically just keeps things vague hoping the audience will make something up themselves and he'll take credit for.
Marvel hates Spider-Man. They wanted to ruin him even further.
Christopher Perez
Lol no one gives a fuck about comics, you could have Angelina Jolie writing a Marvel Comic and no normie will care.
Dominic Gonzalez
I alreaay told you to leave the thred, back to /Pol/ with you chud.
Alexander Cooper
This. I fucking hate nepotism.
Jaxson Green
>you could have Angelina Jolie writing a Marvel Comic and no normie will care. And yet there'll be more people interested in it than any DC comic. but I know you're still mad about Batman bombing and Bendis taking over everything so you really, REALLY need a win here.
Oliver Peterson
>J.J. Abram's son writing debut is on fucking Spider-Man Talk about privilege. Holy freaking cringe. Comics are just a theme park ride for the rich and connected.
David Price
>Bringing company wars into this
Thomas Reed
Also the entire industry keeps saying they want people with previous writing experience to write comics. Then they hire Abram's fucking kid and Zoe Quinn over at Veritgo.. They basically throw all professional consideration when it comes to being popular with the social justice liberal twitter crowd.
Samuel Baker
>Also the entire industry keeps saying they want people with previous writing experience to write comics Huh? Didn't claremont have like nothing before he joined too?
Anthony White
literately better than anything DC's announced this year
Evan Lewis
Yep, comicsgater detected. Dude it's a fucking miniseries separate from the larger Marvel universe, who gives a shit?
Joshua Hernandez
>4 day countdown to announce that nepotism is the only way to get a job writing comics Why do this?
Nathaniel Collins
And why does that matter?
Grayson Walker
why not
Adrian Rivera
Not that user you're talking to but Claremont was hired as a gofer/editorial assistant at Marvel first in 1969, and also contributed an idea to Roy Thomas on X-Men. He also sold a prose story to someone else at the time, but I can't find any info on that on wiki.
He didn't get his first official scripting job at Marvel until 1973.
Brody Long
For damage control reasons
Xavier Russell
Marvel is the way it is because they stopped scouting for talent and just take whoever they think will make them money or work through nepotism.
I think 2000AD is the only comic company that takes pitched and script submissions through mail but you'll have to be good at writing what they're looking for. If you make it with them then you can make connections and work your way up. Otherwise have a rich dad, or suck up to Marvel staff until they notice you.
Brody Perry
>spiderman cover >can't see his dick this book is cancelled
And in the future you'll be shitposting with people as old as your kid nephew or kid niece.
Levi Johnson
Can someone make a fan comic of Spider Man 4?
Carson Barnes
>countdown to zero, i.e.e. to FUCKING NOTHING It makes sense.
Henry Sullivan
>Marvel hates Spider-Man So why don't they sell it to DC?
Henry Taylor
Who is talking about DC here but you? Seriously why are you butthurt so bad? Did Verganza rape you? No one cares if it's better or worse than DC it's shit and that's what we're talking about.
Daniel Foster
Remember, folks: if you say anything negative about Marvel, you're a "DCuck."
Charles Lee
Agreed.
William Moore
But you are.
William Sanchez
>make a comparison when none is needed >claim though who point out your own obsession are the ones who are obsessed Fuck off spic.
Asher Morris
Yeah I guess all those people who were hyped for the countdown thinking it was something else only to be disappointed by this shit are automatically DCfan right? Lol go back to your crumbling NY offices and cry on Amanat's office entrance. Maybe she'll take pity on you and throw a few cents your way.
Kayden Lopez
>a few cents What kind of spendthrift idiot are you? You're sacked.
It's probably that idiot who ships him with spider-gwen, ignore
Thomas Jones
>Otherwise have a rich dad, or suck up to Marvel staff until they notice you. OR simply look like the character you want to write.
Dominic Garcia
I think if they didn't do the countdown, the reception would've been better compared to what it is now.
Christopher Evans
Raimifags are amusing
Cameron Walker
It’s gonna be shit, 20 years old what life experiences is he gonna relate to spider-man? He’s had a silver spoon all his life.
Blake Morgan
Wow, the dude that ruined Star Trek and Star Wars will write a Spider Man comic, what could go wrong?
Jordan Robinson
Eh. Gerry Conway started scripting Spider-Man when he was 19.
Matthew Lopez
J. J. wants to expose Spider Man for the menace he really is.
Juan Cruz
just follow the nose
Joseph Myers
well I like the cover so far
Nicholas Peterson
dialogue is way harder then plot. can´t think of an easier job then coming up with characters and rough plot idea
Jordan Murphy
who come there isn´t done more to call out jewish privilege? actually "white privilege" actually doesn´t exist if you count the jewish population separately
William Ross
Ennis started writing Hellblazer (his most mature stories of the run) when he was in his teens. Shooter started writing Legion of Super-Heroes when he was around 15
Anthony Ramirez
Who gives a shit when people gets hired because daddy is famous or when they have a blue check on twitter.
Of course you don't give a shit, you are braindead.
Asher Carter
>Nepotism is fine Nah. I hope JJs kid kills himself.
Mason Sanders
Like Sam Loeb.
Asher Scott
No that was cancer. And sams story is actually good.
Cooper Gray
if we are lucky he takes most of his inspiration from the 90s cartoon and spectacular spider-man when peter was still allowed to act mature, competent and cool with all the bad luck stuff happening despite his talent, intelligence and passion and not because he is an immature idiot loser
Caleb Martin
Why? We haven't seen his comic yet.
Owen Turner
But we won't get to see him become Man-Wolf...
Colton Robinson
>(((nepotism))) FTFY
Zachary Morgan
its great
Aaron Smith
Yeah, it was so good that he died from happiness.
Ayden Jones
>Everyone said the same thing about Gerard Way No one said that about Gerard Way. Way was an intern at Cartoon Network and DC before he started MCR.
Wyatt Lewis
Speaking of which... I found a use for John Jameson in Spider Man 4 for a Raimi movie, he can be Man-Wolf.
Obviously there will be buyers, probably not that much people.
Zachary Roberts
Marvel will force shops to buy as many as possible, alas.
Lincoln Cox
You seem to misunderstand why a well-off Hollywood person was brought in.
He himself can buy enough so that his kid has the highest selling comic of the year. He'll then have a job with marvel as long as they're owned by Disney (forever).
Between marvel's own "free sample" copies and the Abrams family I bet there will be 100K alone. Add in the 50-80 it would have moved normally because it's Spider-Man and a number one and you'd have a top ten of the year.
It should be the opposite, shops should want to buy the snot out of your comic books, not forced into buying them.
Ryder Rodriguez
user, don't be ridiculous, that would require them to have good comics.
Josiah Williams
>Who gives a shit when people gets hired because daddy is famous or when they have a blue check on twitter. Man you couldn't be more of a seething /pol/tard if you tried.
Joseph Butler
Also the first comics of Way were made with Hart D. Fisher. And were so bad that he tried to disallow them.
Jack Long
What if they made a Spider Man comic book that focused more on Peter's turmoil as both Spider Man and Peter while trying to beat a seemingly undefeatable foe that has a horrific end goal and an equally terrifying design and still retaining the aspects of Spider Man comics from the 80's and 90's while also giving it a early 2000's horror movie vibe?
>all those retards crying because no Spider-man 4 instead of calling out the shameless nepotism Fuck capeshitters, they deserve all they get.
Alexander Ross
Nvm the whole nepo stuff... I wonder how cheesey and political it'll get when the comic is made.
David Nguyen
It has nothing to do with politics you fucking retard. Ever heard of merit? Getting put on a Spider man book because you worked hard for it and because you have a good take to propose? Not being given a fucking mini serie because daddy make the big bux.
But yeah, I'm a /pol/ boogeyman, says a lot about your type.
Nathaniel Bailey
Dude it's a MINI SERIES created specifically for them, he wasn't put on the main title.
Camden Lopez
Why did he do to deserve a mini serie? Who the fuck is he? Why is he put there because he doesn't have anything better to do his Saturday? And why is Marvel acting like it's some big thing while it just proves how rotten the entertainment industry is. This motherfucker never wrote anything. Some people work their asses off to be some third-rate writers in those shitty comics companies.
What does a rich, low-T Jewish kid has to say that would be interesting in a comic book?
Logan Turner
he cute
Hudson Davis
>there's hundreds of independent writers that would kill for a position at one of the big two >some no-named punk with nothing to his name just gets to stroll right into the comics industry because his dad is rich
Caleb Murphy
>What does a rich, low-T Jewish kid has to say that would be interesting in a comic book? He has at least 2 things in common with classic Spider-Man, 3 if you count Slott's last run with Pete before he abandoned Parker Industries. Stay pressed, though.
Wyatt Wilson
This is a really dumb argument, I don't know how you managed to come up with that.
>3 if you count Slott's last run with Pete before he abandoned Parker Industries.
This isn't helping your argument
Zachary Brown
I actually DON'T have an argument, I'm shitposting and seeing how you bent over backwards to diss on a pointless mini no one here is going to buy because muh nepotism.
Jacob Myers
>destroying star trek and star wars wasn't enough for gay gay gaybrams
Andrew Allen
I’m fairly certain he’s put here solely to destroy everything I love. Does his son have anything of value attributes to his name?
What the fuck am I gonna argue against your constant cries of nepotism? I don't give a fuck.
Jose Bell
you think his son will be any good?
Colton Wilson
No
Carter Davis
It will be mediocre at best. Not awful. Just mediocre. And Marvel will unleash dozens of variant covers in order to make it appear that the book is a massive financial success. This will open the door for every other celebrity's son/daughter to write comic books on a whim.
Landon Mitchell
Tbh I'd take that over the SJWs at Marvel. I'd rather have better stuff though.
Jace White
Maybe the final realization that instead of god not hearing/listening to my screams, he’s in fact powered by them
Brandon Ward
Remember when they lashed out at Insomniac for not having the Raimi suit in their game, only to find out that it was planned as free DLC from the beginning?
Jason Morris
good thing she's starring in the Eternals movie and it will absolutely destroy DC's New Gods movie
