Why didn't Thanos just turn half the universe into cute anime girls?

Why didn't Thanos just turn half the universe into cute anime girls?

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because anime is shit

>Strange is Nanoha
heh

Because turning half the universe male is a more effective population bottleneck.

Because he was trying to make it better, not worse.

Why not make the entire universe cute anime girls?

Because then all races not able to asexually reproduce will die out

I like hinghoi

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abloobloobloobloobloo!

>All of you, become daughters of Thanos

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some of the cute anime girls will have feminine penises

Then everything is shit.

based

Why not create infinite cute anime girls?

MCU Proxima looks whack. She barely looks comic accurate and felt like it was grounding her look with the design and colors. She didn't even need to be a CGI. Just CGI her arm and headress like they did with Hela.

it would be best to make half the universe infertile

Wasn't this someone's solution to the problems in Africa? Give food aid filled with chemical neutering chemicals?

hmm
this is smart
anime beings do not need to eat, breathe, or drink actual resources
they also don't need to piss or poop

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Mephisto! Why give him the good ideas now?

That would just have made it worse. He should have turned half the universe gay. That way Captain America couldn't have done anything about it without being labeled as literally Hitler.

*all
Fixed that for you

>Black Panther
>Pig Tales
>No Afro

Into the trash it goes...

why didn't thanos turn himself into a fucking?

fpbp

Because if everyone is a cute anime girl, no one will be.

>earth's half population gone
>people entitled to fuck like third worlders all around the globe
>two or three generations later we're back at the start
was thanos a literal dumbass?

wait, afro anime girls exist?

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Yes