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Terrible

When did Ctrl + Alt + Del start making non-vidya comics?

>It's not fair that people hate me for committing a crime!

>lol let's rob this bitch

It's not her fault. Society made her steal the $20.

Still calling the blue robot ends up in a male robots body and we get le gender dysphoria arc.

Ahh the wacky gender neutral haircut totally bisexual/lesbian character who has radical thoughts about socialism.

Where. Have. I. Not. Seen. This. One. Before.

This was already posted, you dumb spammer.

Strictly speaking that $20 is being offered voluntarily.

Based terrible poster.

Terrible

post more plz

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I thought Google didn't allow naked robots.

Terrible

There's no "tits" witten on her chest so it's not any lewder than a barbie doll.

>Roku trying to avoid looking
>literally nothing to hide
There is actually an interesting concept you could use here. AI would have an ideal body or avatar that gets virtually projected over their physical form to other AI. So May would look like a busted blue bitch to normal people but could be a big tittied anthro jet fighter with a gatling gun dick to other robots.

Do read questionable content.

Welp, time to fap.

I'm not disagreeing with the idea but she's squeamish about maintenance and limb removal

Booooooriiiing

This comic is terrible.

Do not read Questionable Content.

Alright, so May's limbs are hot-swappable and she's got access ports in her ears, how do we work this into her sex life?

>pull off limbs
>stream porn directly into her brain
>mind broken fuck pillow

>petplay except instead of a bitchsuit you replace her limbs with wheels and drive her around like a RC car

I'd be lying if I said I didn't want to see that.

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>Drive her through a make shift car wash
>dildos "ejaculating" lube over her and slapping her in the face repeatedly

>"Good girls get hot wax and undercarriage treatment."

LOL

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>I stole money and state property, endagering my life and the lives of potentially thousands of other people
>You go girl
Why is everyone just glossing over May's actions here? I don't think she's ever shown any remorse over it

She didn't actually manage to get her hands on a fighter jet, she was caught attempting to buy one. But you're correct, the "unfairly put-upon ex-con trying to get her life together but the Man keeps holding her down" shtick doesn't work with May, who not only shows no remorse but has also stated she'd do it again if she could.

I guess that’s only if there’s lipstick smudged on to look like nipples.

I never got this. She loves sex but wants to be something that doesn't have sex.

>Can't have sex with a fighter jet
Check out /d/ sometime

It really makes you think

It also doesn't help that she's a vampire who drains the emotional and physical resources of everyone around her.

lolwut

She constantly manipulates, mooches off of others, and gets them to rearrange their lives to accommodate her.

Yet Jeph will portray her in a positive light every time.

The only "bad" thing she's done since getting out of robojail is be the mouthpiece in one of Jeph's weird robots-used-for-current-events-allegories. Otherwise she's just the go-to for dick n fart humor when Pintsize's goofy body can't do the job

BASED

The very first thing she did after getting out of jail was to manipulate herself into free lodging.

She's Dale's roommate and has a job.

Reading Questionable Content is mandatory.

Go dilate retard.

I can't help but wonder if, since basically everything on her limbs is modular, and she already had her face redone, she could just get second hand arms and legs. Not like Roko's old body is using hers.

Wasn't Roko's old body completely wrecked by Crushbot? I doubt her arms and legs survived.

Because Jeph is a hack who pays no attention to what he's doing

I just want to know why shes getting a diagnostic by a member of Team Rocket.

Was QC ever good? It's been so long I honestly don't remember if the first few hundred panels are something I nostalgia about or if it was always this bad.

Do not not read questionable content.

It is very hard to crush something completely. Probably at least one arm survived, or at least the hand.
Or, you know, she could dip it in silicone like the tranny's brother did and be finally able to give handjobs until her servos overheat.

No. Unless you're into indie music.
Pintsize shenanigans were nice.

Because nobody else knows how AI bodies work, turns out it actually is rocket science.

This arc better lead to May having a new, fully equipped body that she then shows off, leading to Sven wanting to bone her more.

Or a pinup of sexy May like the Roko one.

I support tittymonster may

She wants to have sex with attack helicopters

>May, I was down for the watermelon and clown nose, but I don't know how I feel abou-
>Shut up, chopper boy, get behind the couch, and start making the noise!
>Fine...whrr whrr whrr whrr whrr
>Ugh, that's not what a Sikorsky CH-53K sounds like, it's more of a "chuff chuff chuff" sound.
>I'm wearing my goddamn ceiling fan on my back, I'll make whatever sound I feel like!

Hot

>hey, May, let’s test out that new triple vibration action turbo-cunt of yours
>I can’t. I realized my friend had a crush on you and it would hurt her feelings if I kept you to myself.
>damn
>that’s why I brought her along. Give her a good railing, then it’s my turn again!

Remember kids, terrifying innocent people is alright if you're the protagonist.

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Wait, so the warranty is still valid, but she thinks she can make the issuer pay for a new chassis? Won't they just say to go through the still valid warranty to get a new one?

If she hadn't wasted her time with him, he could have totally avoided becoming gay.

Why is this comic still going?
Who even reads it? Why are you reading it?
Didn't it used to be about hipsters at a coffee shop?

Yes she stole some money but how does the rest of what you said apply? When did she endanger anyone's life? Or attempt to? Maybe she actually intended to become fully qualified to fly her...stolen...fighter jet.

Because it would've been sweet.

Because people still read it
A couple million people. Because I hate it.
It used to be a bout a guy and his robot.

>fly her jet
She wasn’t going to pilot it. She wanted to BE it. She was going to download her robot consciousness into it and have the jet be her body.

So she would still pilot the jet, the jet being her body. Clearly consciousness in AIs is more separate than in humans even if they can still have dysphoria from being in one body for so long and then losing it. Her conscious self is still flying her body, which happens to be a fighter jet. So she (her bits) is piloting the jet (her body).

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>Someone emailed me recently complaining that the "soul" had somehow gone out of my comic, that I was simply going through the motions. I don't respond to cranky email as a rule, I have better things to do with my time, but this accusation struck me as being particularly ludicrous.

>Questionable Content isn't just my job. It's the single most fulfilling thing I've ever done in my life. If you think it sucks, or the artwork is bad, or whatever, that's okay. Everyone's taste is different- I suggest checking out other DayFree Press comics instead, or poking around on my links page until you find something more to your liking. But if you suggest that I'm somehow resting on my (nonexistant) laurels, or phoning it in, or in any way shape or form being insincere in my efforts to do this comic to the best of my ability, then I can say with utmost confidence that you are wrong. I wear myself out on each and every strip*. I want to improve so bad sometimes it makes my head hurt. I do QC because it makes me happy, and I like the challenges it provides. Everything else, be it audience or t-shirts or a good Alexa ranking or whatever, is secondary.

>So if you like the comic, great! I'm glad you found it and hope you'll stick around. If you don't like the comic, that's okay. Check back in a while, maybe it'll be more to your liking then. But don't think, even for one second, that I'm not pouring my heart and soul into this thing. QC may be my job, but even if it weren't it'd still be my lifeblood.

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>It's the single most fulfilling thing I've ever done in my life.
That's honestly fucking pathetic.
And he's gotten far worse at art. Last I heard he was just dragging and dropping pre-made models with a few variations of mouths and eyes, which is why it looks as soulless as B^U

>couple million people
I doubt that

Like many eventually disappointing properties, it had some sort of potential at first, especially with the once rapidly improving art.

Jeph heavily utilizes copy/paste and then squiggles over the outlines to disguise the fact.

A couple million may be a little high, but at least one million is likely. Jeph has 10k paying patrons, and a 1% freemium conversion rate is pretty common.

>he's never seen a fighter jet have sex

lurk 5 years before posting

>he could have totally avoided becoming gay
Was there ever a webcomic character that was Justed as hard as Marten?

Is Ctrl-Alt-Del Ethan in the running?

Thank you, user.

>have dysphoria from being in one body for so long and then losing it
That's Roko though, who has been in a human shaped body for ages and thus sees herself as human. May had never been in a physical body when she tried to become a fighter jet. and even her virtual maid avatar was something imposed on her. And there are examples of AIs in the comic that are seen as *being* vehicles, not just piloting them.

>and drive her around like a RC car
I WONDER WHO COULD BE BEHIND THIS POST

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>necrobumping this shit day in and day out, replying to yourself
Pathetic.

I miss Hanners

So anyone got any dirt on Jeph? Any super shitty or suspicious shit he's done in the past?

Why did he get divorced? Is he remarried again?

Didn't he get his balls snipped?

All this asshole does is post lazy political garbage and pictures of his dog.

Only that hes getting nudes from under age traps on snapchat

Wait, Jeph is also ProJared?

Thanks for the bump user :3

Good fucking God NO.
You're now imagining jeph in the sailor moon cosplay and ypu cannot unsee it for the rest of your life.

>lazily shitposting on pol while posting pics of your dog and getting paid loads of money while putting in the minimum effort
I have to give it to jeph, he got a pretty good gig going, I'd stab my hand too if I could get all that.

It's only a matter of time until Jeph gets caught bonking a 16 year old fangirl at a con and him gaslighting his wife into thinking she agreed to a poly relationship.

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Isn't 16 ok in canada? Jeph is playing 6d chess and nobody caught on yet.

Man that would be fantastic if we could have a similar social media melt-down on the same tier as ProJared..

Remember, he is a 'male' feminist so it's only a matter of time until his demons come up.

Well, getting paid and being successful doesn't mean you are good - lots of people get away with mediocre swill.

But honestly, it's a shame more talented people get overlooked and underpaid in comparison to a hack like him.

>he doesn't want to rob the government to do sick tricks in the air
get fuck boot licking gaylord

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>just a broken guy with a few screws loose

We need an Aerial Display Team named the Sky Kings. Or a TV show about a fictitious one, whatever.

Fly high Skyking

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>ProJared
Who?
Oh god, there's a Wikipedia article.
> She alleged O'Ferrall encouraged Jared to explore his feelings for Conrad, but expected nothing to happen due to Conrad having expressed asexuality.
How big is the proportion of under 30 women claiming a nonbinary status?