What would an Earth-3 version of Marvel be like?

I know we've had threads like these a few weeks ago where it was agreed that Spider-Man would be a school shooter turned mass murderer, Captain America would essentially be Armstrong+Frank Horrigan, Iron Man would be like Big Boss, The Hulk would be an assortment of personalities like a berserk destroyer and a hedonistic mob boss, Doctor Doom would be an anarchist fighting against the villains of the world and can't truly be killed because "you can't kill an idea", and Black Panther would be a warlord who's taken over most of Africa. What are some other ideas that would help with this universe?

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>Earth-3 Marvel
That does sound neat.
>SHIELD is a clandestine group that tries to take over the world
>HYDRA is a group of German war heroes that fought back against the allies after they invaded Europe
>AIM actually is trying to work for the betterment of humanity

>Frank Castle is a man that is highly against firearms and just beats the shit out of his wife and kids.
>Matt Murdock helps the Irish Mafia as both a supervillain and scumbag lawyer, but is very vocal about how much of an atheist he is.
>Jessica Jones falsely accused The Purpleman of rape and makes her business blackmailing people.
>Danny Rand is highly racist against the Chinese and so he commits hate crimes against them all over China Town.
>Luke Cage hates his fellow blackman so much he makes it his business to destroy Harlem as much as he can when committing crimes for free.

>Kamala is a terrorist.
>Carol is a sexy space mercenary that works for intergalactic war races to further their conquest of space.

>Galactus vomits worlds into being.
>Thanos wants the infinity stones because he is in love with Life and wants more of it in the universe.

>Peter tries to defeat The Saintly Six by switching into the body of Octopus-man and catching them all off-guard
>Otto then pretends to be a villain to try and take down The Web Warlords from the inside

Some of the interpretations were interesting.
>Punisher is a pacifistic preacher who leads a cult who spreads drugs that make every other drug look like child's play
>Murdock is a satanist who's currently the Kingpin of New York
>Mutants deliberately don't want to be seen by anyone or want to be loved by everyone and Professor X is using his powers to make sure either option happens. Magneto wants the world to judge mutants for what they are, rather than let them go around treating themselves as superior like the nazis did.
>HYDRA was essentially Operation Valkyrie, a group that wanted to betray Hitler and bring order to Germany during WW2 but never got the chance and are now working to undo SHIELD's evil deeds.
>When Norman Osborn finds out his son was either heavily injured or killed by the Web Shooter at Midtown High, he gears up and takes an experimental copy of the super soldier serum, which gives him a crazy but still well meaning alter-ego in the form of the Green Goblin.
>Deadpool found all life as meaningless after finding out about the fourth wall and joyfully kills everyone he can find.
>Carnage is a good lad who doesn't kill anyone and saves innocents on a daily basis because he could.

Peter Parker murdered his Uncle, and shamelessly lives off Aunt Mae's social security.

Wilson Fisk is a pacifist vegan activist, skinny as a rail.

Steve Rogers defected to the Soviet Union and writes internationally renowned works of Marxist poetry.

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cringe

Is this seriously what marvel is putting out right now? and people complain over doomsday clock?

haha i'm saving this

Peter can't even fucking have his origin story if he's evil. The bite of the messenger of the totemic spider deities kills evil. He'd have to turn evil after getting his powers.

>Spider Totems
gtfo with that shit

He was a messed up/disturbed teenager who finally got the power he wanted to make others pay

I get that reference.

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