How'd you do it user...How'd you almost get him?
Well, Batman was tied up from a failed Joker scheme. Lo and behold he fell on a trash can, bent over at the waist perfectly. So first I took off my trousers...
I THREW MY COCK AT HIM!
He landed wrongly and broke his leg. I thought it was my shot..but my fear made me take too long to act and he threw some utility belt bullshit on me. NExt thing I know, I am at the hospital, handcuffed.
I made him walk through several miles of hallways filled with nothing but Vaseline on every surface and dragon dildos, there were several points where he slipped and fell but he was saved thanks to his damned batplug!
I told him:
>what killed the dinosaurs?
...
>[/spoiler]THE ICE AGE
So there he was, the Bat himself, dangling over a vat of acid, one button push away from certain death!
So naturally I start monologuing...
A shame they couldn't work that product placement into the film somehow.
WITH PRIDE
I yelled Martha.
I doubt it was a big cock.
I stopped... buying any of his related media.
Gordon, this isnt about the Joker.
>Batman throws a punch
>Ruber catches it and crushes it
so I told him "why don't you just RAPE the whole WORLD in your batcave, batman?"
I disguised as Robin and then seduced Bruce into entering my batcave. I recorded the whole thing and then called Chris Hansen..
Based Ruberposer
>I hired a blue-eyed caucasian orphan (he love those) for the job.
>I mean, its not a secret, mad hatter theory is that he's making an army of little boys in tights or something
>I'm starting to think he's right...
>anyway
>I paid the little brat some martial arts classes and throw him into the city but not without keeping his little sister close to me, I promised I would send him a nice little picture every day, just for some extra motivation.
>The Bat found him on a dark alley, trying to stop an armed robbery with nothing but kicks and self-made shurinkens.
>I bet the dork knight was super wet (and not only because those totally not-hockey pads he use haha).
>everything was going well. I was batbrain definitely bought it.
>except he didn't
>the little punk I hired was one of his robins
>his sister was one of the batgirls
>not even the one I crippled wtf
>he says he knew about my plan the moment I put the ad on craigslist
>thejokewasonme.png
I got King to write his comic.
Is that the Green Screen?