A fucking Terminator Banana Split

what the fuck is syfy?

Remember when the channel was good? I mean when it was actually called fucking Scifi Channel. Back then they played Mystery Science Theater 3000 and bad yet tolerable horror movies
Its a channel. You know, tv before streaming

Attached: Banana-Splits-3D-Ocard.jpg (800x1072, 155K)

Whose your favourite Banana Split? Mine's Snorky.

Assuming you're not American
Science fiction television channel. Known for low-budget b-movies like Sharknado

>Remember when the channel was good?

Yes.

MST3K. Weekend Godzilla marathons. Farscape reruns.

Shit was maximum comfy when I was growing up.

I love this book.

>Rapes 70s era IP because WB can’t get the rights to the FNAF movie
>

yeah, not a burger, didn't know about that channel, and after a quick search I must say what a bunch of crap, those movies look like garbage.

Let's be reasonable - no only really gives a toss about IPs like the Banana Splits anymore and WB's been very flexible with their stuff lately. I'd rather they just run wild with what they got than just let it all languish away in obscurity.

The fact they are making it horror makes it a comedy.

They didn't even fucking try

Attached: 20190619_220137.jpg (2896x2896, 634K)

Farscape was so fucking good

I personally love how much they didn't try on Snorky eyes.

You out trying to impress a girl and this lad shows up in his banana buggy
What do?

Attached: DFjDDXsAAyuBD.jpg (768x576, 50K)

Why does Snorky have a penis?

>You ask me this might actually help Scott get his FNAF movie made in the end. The Jim Henson Creature Shop has expressed interest in doing the film.
The one thing that would make me interested in seeing a FNAF movie.

No one thought it was straight horror, retard.

Which is extra weird because they actually ADDED EYES to Drooper. The original suit didn't have them, but the horror movie one does.

Attached: index.jpg (210x240, 9K)

the HB books were largely gold

>Changing the feature that's actually kind of scary about him for the horror movie

I like how the premise of this film is that the Banana Splits are animatronics, so they make them look like people in suits instead of robots in suits.

I'd give up.

Also gave him nostrils

Unironcally I'd like this better then a FNAF movie
Manly because FNAF and its 12 year old fans would try to take this autism "seriously" while this knows it's fucking stupid in a meta way

>tfw One of the few people that actually stood by FNAF for being a well made and creative game despite the cancerous fanbase
>Turned a simple horror story into an absolute clusterfuck franchise that makes Kingdom Hearts well thought out in comparison
I get that a mans gotta eat but Jesus Christ someone needs to stop Scott.

Attached: Rusty Venture.png (401x505, 153K)

Also they're looking SO thin. Did they run out of fluff?

But how are the braindead viewers going to know he's an evil robot unless he has giant glowing red eyes?

They do kinda look like dressed up corpses

Fnaf 1 was 4 years ago, soon 5. Those 12 years old are probably around 17 now. Man, I feel old.

Attached: 1535763831958.png (200x150, 64K)

It's not even about eating anymore. He made 2 free games and made Fnaf World free many not even a week or two of ot being out.

>soon 5
Not just soon but the exact same day this releases

the chads are coming home

Attached: 1536410204378.png (906x865, 1.01M)

fuck yes. BEST Katana costume ever. Hakama + Jacket is great.

I'm going to assume they didn't put a lot of money into the suits because they're probably gonna take a lot of abuse during filming.

>the exact same day this releases
This has to be intentional as a fuck you to him

I hated the banana split so much when I was a kid, that and the twisted adventures of that guy with the pointy hair and yellow shirt

You just had a thread filled with grown adults taking this pretty seriously.

Eh its had its high and low points over its history Space Above and Beyond, Farscape, Eureka and Warehouse 13 are some of its better productions.

Damn I miss that original content.

Also it was part of the reason Doctor Who had a comeback.

Ah Turkey Day. Also that some summer trailer special which was just them riffing on the movie trailers.

>Also it was part of the reason Doctor Who had a comeback.
you just like to give me reasons to hate it even further

Attached: 1nyz6.jpg (685x405, 107K)

>last thread got to 500

I never followed the lore really. All I know is that some guy killed kids at the restaurant and the dancing furries kill anyone dressed like security guards

Would you believe me if in the latest game there's body hijacking and a child murderer A.I may be running around in a gamer girl body. Also a guy cut off his face with a paper guilottine. And that's not the weirdest thing.

Would you?

why are people angry about this

Movie Bingo looks fucking hilarious

Attached: banana_splits_movie_thumb.jpg (1280x720, 138K)

B A N A N A B U G G Y

Attached: 15609037728.jpg (1000x1000, 126K)

It was worth it to fuck over that retard from Game Theory.

Scott's doing this lore clusterfuck entirely just to fuck with shitty online theorists like Matpat.

so wait who the heck is this gamer girl i was only around for like the first 2-3ish games in the series i hate to sound like an idiot but could someone be kind enough to give like a quick rundown of things by this point

He's bullshitting you, the overall lore is pretty straight forward, its just a lot of weird little shit.

The wierdest thing is probably the ice cream producing tits one of the robots has. But its handled in a cool way.

Snorky was mine was well. Way back when, I had a knock off doll of him won from a carnival that was blue instead of gray. I used to watch the reruns on Cartoon Network as a kid. Shazzan qith Kaboobie the camel was always a favorite segment.

Bingo is starting to grow on me. The truest form of chad.

You don't know what you're asking man... I'll start :
Madlad William Afton got 3 kids ( as far we know/believe). He works at the original Pizzeria with his "friend" Henry. Madlad William kills Henry's daughter, which go possesse the security bot her father build. Then William oldest son get the great idea to bully his younger brother, even on his goddamn birthday and put his head inside the maw of Fred Bear. It doesn't go well. After that, William kills kids and then create his own pizzria with murderbots that was open for only one day. Bringing his daughter to work MAY HAVE NOT BEEN THE BEST IDEA EVER. Daughter start possessing the clown murderbot.

This is the Banana Splits thread not the Matpat thread

youtube.com/watch?v=CRZjoOfryME
Does that sound like bullshit buddy

Attached: BmVgw5E.png (1499x1819, 975K)

>Banana Splits thread
>Somehow morphs into discussion about the clusterfuck that is FNAF lore

Attached: Screen Shot 2018-03-18 at 9.44.49 AM.png (381x315, 210K)

I like this, reminds me if Ultra Ghost Attack Team
youtu.be/NjMJxlJkTFk

>tfw fnaf threads on every board are slowly becoming filled with people wanting to fuck a plush rabbit nerd girl

Attached: 123917239.jpg (676x858, 51K)

happened last thread, too

I literally only remember them for this www.youtube.com/watch?v=YSy4t6EIUJk
I miss old boomerang commercials...

I might storytime this on this thread tomorrow if people want

Watching The Banana Splits on VHS with your boomer dad is peak comfy.

Banana Splits > FNAF

would probably make more money if it was on theaters.

Attached: 1557581262930.png (500x391, 305K)

Made this stupid shit in a few minutes. Million hours in mspaint.

Attached: I have no mouth and I must tra la la la.png (729x643, 395K)

>ywn be this comfy or based

Attached: comfy bingo.jpg (1058x850, 264K)

>literally every time matpat finishes a video Scott releases a new game and completely fucks up everything for him

Attached: 1560124768000.png (439x380, 212K)

Based and saved
We need to make some Banana Splits memes

Attached: 534.jpg (375x500, 37K)

Not just Scott, it keeps happening
>Theory about Pokemon Go centered completely around how Ditto not being released yet is pivotal to everything
>Ditto released the Next Day

>Matpat says that Petscop probably won't upload again for a long while
>Petscop uploads the day after

>Matpat says that Petscop is probably over in every single theory after that
>It keeps uploading

Based.

That reminds me. Can someone edit the Banana buggies over pic related?

Attached: _106519935_022468588-2.jpg (660x371, 57K)

I love not being up to date with FNAF just to hear what crazy bullshit they pulled next.

look at this lad. he has the biggest dick.

Attached: 1537160520984.gif (320x180, 1.51M)

a challenger approaches

Attached: based bingo.jpg (1551x1436, 179K)

And a companion piece

Attached: banihilism splits.jpg (2162x1176, 233K)

>The Virgin Snorky vs The Chad Bingo

If no one does it by tomorrow I'll give it a shot

Are there any Banana Buggy Initial D edits?

Tra la la

well sure, she gets you out of the virtual prision in part because she needs your help to get out of there. Because trying to do things with paws is hard.

>she

Attached: BananaSplitsSnorkyComparison.png (955x360, 416K)

>Ruberposting is back
>Banana Splits may become a Yea Forums meme
This is the best shit.

Well according to the tapes

They actually had some kinda revival about ten years ago. A very strange thing.

youtu.be/h44GiXlXQL0

>which month never stands still
why the fuck did I laugh at that
Snorky looks fucked up.

It's like they further shaved the costume

I thought this movie was just going to get a thread then get ignored. I didn't think it was going to bring out actual OG Banana Splits fans making memes of them
This truly is blessed

The movie is actually at Blumhouse now with the Henson company in charge of animatronics and practical effects.

MST3K is shit

I'm completely confused as to what this is and why it exists, but it looks stupid enough to be an entertaining movie.

It's something I would propably watch with a friend while drinking

Indeed some Troma level stuff I hope.

I'd love to get a whole series of weird HB shlock that somehow is good though it has no right to be.

The the comics were.

Did this thread seriously get over 100 posts without anyone posting the trailer?

youtube.com/watch?v=0R1-ZZTcTBY

Well that was last Thread that started it off.

I lost it at the point where someone had the idea to make wearable animatronics. For what purpose? It’s cheaper to just make a regular suit.

>Henson company in charge of animatronics and practical effects.

HHHHHHNNNNNG

Attached: chicken_penis_sex_main_0.jpg (710x614, 75K)

I thought Henson was only going to do it when it was at WB.

The idea of the company was to make a fit-all suit that fits on humans as well as the endoskeletons, but obviously the animatronic suits were built cheaply so one wrong move caused all the bolts and other stuff to instantly lock onto you and kill you.

With how retardedly advanced the terminator skeletons are (They have fucking metal gear tier synthetic muscle structures), they might as well give them regular suits.

Ye, but for some odd reason the company wanted 'authentic' feeling of acting with the animatronics by having a dude under the suit and walk around interacting with people. I know it's fucking stupid but that's basically how it was.
After all, they stopped using the "springlock" suits canonically after events of 2, I believe.

It's kind of funny because Showbiz Pizza had walking mascott kind of like that. Minus the whole one wrong move kills you.

Knowing the child murderer was part of the robotic team... I think I can guess why they didn't get regular suits.

That their head roboticist was a furfag mad scientist/occultist who murdered kids so he could process their bodies into Determination and become his own fursona has nothing to do with the springsuits. He'd have just as easy a time with regular, non-iron maiden fursuits.

*so he could live forever as his own fursona

Creative Engineering the company that was behind the Showbiz Pizza and the Chuck E Cheese stuff weren't that far off.

youtube.com/watch?v=vkgivnsr9FU

I don't think the Second Gen stuff was ever implemented which is a shame.

>somehow
are you paying attention? they literally bought the rights to the banana Splits so they could make a FNAF rip off
it's not like there's a whole hell of a lot to discuss about the Banana splits in the first place

They owned the rights to the Banana Splits already.

WB has owned Hanna-Barbera since forever

There's certainly more to talk about with the Banana Splits and this film then there is for autism for 12 year olds the game series

FNaF related stuff hasn't scared me since I was in middle school and it was still new but whatever the fuck that thing is can FUCK RIGHT OFF.

Attached: 1555510323688.jpg (507x539, 136K)

Absolutely same here.

Well, they had plenty of time to make the Freddy movie and they failed, so don't blame somebody else swooping in

Knowing Scott's tastes, for every plushies take Manhattan script there was also a gory schlocky slasher script where the robots are the villains.

>gory schlocky slasher script where the robots are the villains.
That'd be awesome, but given that the director was best known for City of Ember and Poltergeist 3D I don't think it was ever on the table.
The movie being at Blumhouse at least means execs won't make them pander to China or sperg out about it not being a procedural TV show.

>people who were 14 when fnaf started are now old enough to post here.
Time sure does fly

Attached: 1560950839064.png (309x323, 181K)

It dances. Smoothly.

Attached: i-don't-know.jpg (750x525, 54K)

Attached: banana-splits-pez.png (944x467, 650K)

Sure

Man, you know a suit is cheap when it looks worse that something made in the 60s.

>movie about spooky animatronics
>they all just move like guys in suit
Way to miss the fucking point syfy

how do animatronics move?
they're terminators btw

Their movements should be way more robotic and uncanny to sell the fact that these things clearly are not human. From the trailers they just look like a guy in a cheaply made suit.

or the suits from the late 2000s

youtube.com/watch?v=DslrHy9szT4

>guy in a cheaply made suit
that's what they are.

That’s the whole point of acting, pretending to be something you’re not, actors shouldn’t act like themselves, they act like their characters

Yes and its very obvious, which was the original point.

You bastard

Attached: IMG_20190603_224118.jpg (640x676, 26K)

>That one pile of bodies in a corridor.

I think they might have killed the Sour Grapes.

So it's either bad direction or acting from the guys in the suits
Probably both

>Looks like an actual mascot costume
>In doing so, it clashes with the very well established artstyle of the franchise
Hmm...

>that file name
my face is red now thanks for the laughs

Attached: 1560048941241.png (600x600, 803K)

It's an Australian serial killer turned into a virus taking the form of what he thought he looked like in his suit he used to diddle kids.

>soul vs soulless

well it was a prototype of some sort

Same generation as Fred Bear the other Golden Freddy

*diddle then murder and process into soul juice for his "immortality as my own fursona" project kids

Looks like a porn parody. Actually considering the porn parodies of late they would do a better job.

>Because baggy clothes are scarey!

I would love if we got a movie like this or even like a heist movie with all the Banana Splits characters instead of what we’re getting now. I’m so over “nostalgic thing from years ago but now it’s creepy” horror.

The face of horror, folks.

Previews of the sequel

Attached: skatebirds.png (677x460, 447K)

It scared you in middle school? Pussy.

Later get lured into a restaurant by your old business partner, along with your daughter and son just so you can get burnt alive and sent to hell.
Spend the rest of eternity fending off your own fursonas
Fnaf lore is like one weird It's Always Sunny episode. Everyone is an awful person, and anyone that gets involved will suffer.

Much rather that than Suicide Squad 2.

Do Sid and Marty even know about this film?

>heist movie with children's mascots acting in character the entire time
Not gonna lie, I think I loved Muppets Most Wanted solely because I adore this premise.

youtube.com/watch?v=-UYgORr5Qhg

I would love if they were an actual band as well as a heist film.

If you know what you are doing you can rock in a suit.

I hope the real Bananas show up to gun down the evil animatronics and this leads to the HB Cinematic Straigfht to TV Universe.

Attached: 1555719816357.gif (240x180, 625K)

Let's be honest, the Splits aren't even remotely their most terrifying creation in the slightest.

Attached: you look at him and tell me there's a god.jpg (1600x1600, 434K)

Yeah. Nothing about the trailer looks comical.

What surprises me is this getting 8k thumbs up and 2k thimba down. The comments seem to call it derivative schlock.

>Let's be reasonable - no only really gives a toss about IPs like the Banana Splits anymore
I don't ether, but pretending they are related to animatronics due to very loose association with something kids care about today seems pretty desperate.

That's what you get for making talking out of your ass into a living

Ah the head trip distilled into a kids show.

Makes the show they did for Amazon a few years back look pretty tame.

More accurate than any comic book movie

I'm confused. Was there a Banana Splits pizza place or something? I remember this just being a series of short clips tying a cartoon block together. The trailer acts like there is a place where you can meet them, and seems to imply they are more akin to the electronic performers from Show Biz Pizza or Chuck-E-Cheese. Aren't these totally different things?

What the fuck is it with Sid and Marty and dopey ass heads with wide as fuck smiles?

They are assuming kids just don't know the original IP and are taking advantage of the fact that they resemble an animatronic band like the ones you mentioned.

>horror video game series turns into a literal creepypasta

Then there are bits of lore that say to disregard the lore or what you think the lore is probably not true.

They are totally different. This is flying entirely on the peinciple of people mistaking it for the fnaf movie. Its a bonestorm joke.

He's very stupid and his theories suck. Thats not even a slam, this is being objective.

It’s a soundstage - it’s supposed to be a live taping of the Banana Splits show.

Tra la la la

Tra La La Terror

they were a TV band as well something that was popular at the time

Long as they make jokes and stuff while killing I could enjoy this

I'm still chuckling from one guy complaing about how because of this movie, we'll never get a serious banana splits movie.
Clearly something the world needed

A serious Sid and Marty based film.

Now that's some crazy

You really think in their position of being one of the last practical studios around and having no Muppets anymore that they'd turn down a project after a studio change?

No one else remembers that Land of the Lost movie?

I drink to forget.

Can I have some bro? I made the mistake of looking it up.

I do
I wish I forgot

I member the '90s Television iteration more than any others.

>using the shit Snorky design
>not using the objectively superior one

Attached: Snorky-Head.jpg (394x295, 23K)

Well, that one would be a lot harder to clean the fake blood off of.

that's because ">le ebin funni maymays lolololololol!!1!!!!!"

Wait...will there be Sour Grapes girls?

Mammoth Snorky was the only one I remember.

There was a shot of a bunch of corpses stacked up: that could be them

This would redeem this whole shitshow

that's why Charlie never looked the same

>Post credits scene
>Smoldering ruins of The Splits lay on the floor
>We pan up to a security cam
>Cut to a monitor room miles away
>A bald Asian man pents his fingers and laughs
>He turns to an unseen figure
>"We have done it, sir! The Banana Splits are no more and their reputation will never recover! When children think of them, it will be as figures of fear!"
>We see the shadowed figure he is talking to, wearing a purple overcoat, striped hat with goggles on it, all partially obscured, he is stroking his pet dog
>His nasally voice rings out: "Excellent work Zin! First the Banana Splits, now you can work on tending to your adventurer friends, The Creeper will take care of the meddling kids, The Ranger shall handle the bears, while I'm going to stop--THE PIDGEON!"
>The dog lets out a familiar wheezy laugh

What's your preference?

Attached: Untitled.png (746x998, 1.84M)

Attached: tfw you get revived only for a shitty fnaf ripoff.jpg (656x856, 77K)

The best Sour Grapes Girl was clearly Charlie

It'd be better if they were just guys in suits like they clearly are, but hey, this way they don't have to spend a few minutes thinking up motivations for the killers.

this was the only good suicide squad book in years

Let me come up with something of the top of my head: a group of serial killers escape from prision, murder the original costumed performers from the show and go on a spree

>be a horror comedy.

Is it really a horror comedy if it isnt funny?

That's too simple and easy. The premise here is that the Banana Splits go a rampage after their show is cancelled.
The question here is how do you develop these performers in way that could make them believably go on a killing spree without making it seem unreasonable that they would be hired to entertain children to begin with.
They chose another easy way out. They're just robots and they malfunction, or maybe there's a deranged single human that secretly programmed them to do it. Fucking boring.

Will it connect to the HBCU

Maybe they are former PBS employees that have gone into a murderous rage at the degradation of children's TV and how a network known for tits and swears is in control of children's entertainment now. Thus they orchestrate the Banana Splits return through a viral marketing campaign with the intent of murdering the audience and draw more attention and scrutiny from the public to children' entertainment.

This of course will be beaten home when the one dressed as bingo confesses that we live in a society where setting up a murder-fest for children was so much easier than helping communities.

>we live in a society
BOTTOM TEXT

isn't that basically what Brigsby Bear is about? A serious story about a dumb old kid's show?

Attached: brigsby.jpg (960x1200, 198K)

>horror comedy

It better not be, I want to see them play this concept straight

based

or Charlie

No, no, you don't get it, it was Charlie!

The hell is this?

Brigsby Bear

>Sour Grapes
goddamn it I looked up those costumes.

why does mod fashion make flat girls look so good?

They're 10 user.

>Turned a simple horror story into an absolute clusterfuck franchise

FNAF is the best video game recreation of 80s horror films.

Decent original concept made with a low budget. Blows the fuck up just milk it forever with a budget thats bigger but still not huge and turn the story into a huge clusterfuck.

Who is Zin?

And what is it?

It's a story about a guy who was indoctrinated into thinking the world had ended since childhood and grew up watching a fake show called brigsby bear coming to civilization and trying to find his place in the world

>"""animatronics""" are clearly just people in cheap costumes
>exoskeletons look cheap and are not nearly as creepy as actual exoskeletons
fucking soulless. restaurant animatronics have a reputation for being uncanny freaks of human design, and yet they went and half-assed their main selling point anyway

i want to see this concept done well, dammit

Attached: D8hS7r-W4AEJOqu.png (740x436, 319K)

the guy from Goodneighborstuff makes a feature film with Mark Hamil

It's not an exoskeleton if there's a layer covering it.

Attached: 1559658568560.jpg (700x482, 36K)

What are the odds the "real" Splits show up at the end?

Guy gets kidnapped as a baby by two nutjobs who build a bunker in the middle of nowhere and indoctrinate him with a show they make themselves. Guy gets rescued, has trouble re-adjusting to society, so he decides to continue to the fake show himself and is able to connect with people through the process.