1) Do you think Professor Hulk fucked anybody in that form during the five years after Infinity War?

He got hired by Greg Lanskey and started up Hulked.com

Women will fuck anyone if they’re famous.

Plenty of hoes rode that BGC

No

I imagine sex with Prof Hulk would be either the most brutal thing I could ever experience because it's super strong likely super big hulk dick and would likely be like shoving two arms into myself or it's the most boring sex I'd ever experience as hulk would be far too timid, slow, and scared in fear of hurting me.

So no.

Nat was a femcel during that time. That’s why Bruce was so angry she died. She never put out.

I guess you could say...

HULK SMASHED

Losing to Antman is nothing to be ashamed of

Do you think everyone hates him after he brought everyone back?

>Food production slows after 5 years
>half of the shitheads come back
>all of them deplete all the food resources in one day for their next meal

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Probably his last movie, so they went fuck it.

it's never confirmed his ween is hulked. maybe it would be regular sex but he'd just be really angry

Ruffalo has one more movie in his contract. They probably went with Professor Hulk just to really sell the "everything you know is different" deal from the 5 year time skip.

Maybe losing to Wasp, losing to Scott is embarrassing.

Everything else increases proportionately, so Hulk has a Hulk-sized dick contextual to Banner's dick size.

No, it'd be horribly uncomfortable because he weighs something like 800lbs and is wider than a door, so you're stuck with only a handful of positions.

It can’t be proportional dick size because he has nowhere near the bulge required for that

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I don't see how Falcon could conceivably beat him, unless he just got really lucky. Too small to shoot, too small to punch, and all Scott has to do to win is turn small and fuck up his wings. At best he can just push him around with his wings. Its not like Scott fodderized him with pure H2H skills

They answered this question the same scene he was introduced in. Imagine punished Nat not getting GREENED on the reg.

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I never understood why people don’t get this lol. Pym Particles are OP

Unless Banner has a micropenis, thus all his pent up rage.

I like to think that Steve and Natasha fucked from time to time during the five years. Not even a shipfag, just got that vibe.

Its a movie.
A disney movie at that,they wont give hulk a massive package you retard.
You could argue those are some really hgiv quality pants if he never ends up in the naked every time he hulks out

rising up like a phoenix
it's the greenest penis
you've ever seen, miss

youtube.com/watch?v=-S00eJ-DGZE

Mark Ruffalo is the fucking worst part of these movies I wanna shove that dork in a locker

>implying like Banner isn’t a grower

No they'll just completely gloss over all the consequences of the snap and its reversal

Of course the Hulk fucked. Do you know how big the human vagina gets during child birth? Pretty fucking big. Do you think women love their children out of the emotion of love? No they love their children because they are experiencing the best orgasms ever during child birth and no man will ever replicate that feeling except the Hulk who fucks bitches into to orgasmic bliss.

did the snap kill half of plants?

>No they love their children because they are experiencing the best orgasms ever during child birth
You need to put away the hentai and leave your cave for a few weeks, user.

Not a girl here, but I'd fuck him.

Better question: would swallowing hulk jizz give you the shulk effect?

Literally only bitter loners would probably hate him...that or the people EATING all the food making them assholes.
Everyone else would probably have too much gratitude for bringing their loved ones back to life to be that kind of cunt....unless they become like actual Marvel Civilians.

I'm surprised the gif hasn't shown up yet

Going off of thinkpieces written by women about wanting to fuck Professor Hulk I'm going to conclude he was drowning in pussy even before he resurrected half the fucking planet.

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It is not the same after everyone was forced to use the censored version.

BIG

GREEN

COCK

oh yeah but it had to be women who did A LOT OF YOGA

Hulk was definitely fuckbuddies with Steve and Thor. He'd have destroyed Nat though. She'd just watch.

Fuck off Whedon.

It's got to grow. He can't be 99% hulked out. If anything he's got a proportionately small dick but it's like 9 inches which would be technically small for his body size.

>tfw they gimped hulk and we didnt get any hulk outs in the final fight
very disappointing. Hopefully we can finally FINALLY get a fucking MCU hulk movie

That was Ang Lee's Hulk, not the MCU one.

what censored version?

Never thought I'd see the day grown women would turn int frothing fangirls over the Hulk, of all characters. Amazing.

I actually made a few versions. Ones with twice the duration of the buttfucking and one with just the buttfucking. But I think that given the reputation the censored version is just as funny.

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banner obviously fucked the biggest, blackest vaginas on the planet

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There were supposedly deleted scenes in IW indicating that.

>I like to think that Steve and Natasha fucked from time to time during the five years. Not even a shipfag, just got that vibe.
If Natasha had put our for Steve at any point during the entire MCU saga it probably would have saved the timeline from chaotic virgin decisions.

Banner is gay.
Hulk only smash bussies.

tell that to black widow

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he gets big because all his repressed rage tuns to muscle.
His dick wouldn't be affected or it would even shrink, as the hulk just wants to break things and is not interested in sex.

>2
Abso fucking lutely.

for you

He only had eyes for the one person he'd never get.

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But we're assuming Hulk's got a huge dick here. Why not go the ape route and say his penis stayed average size, which would appear tiny?

The hidden subtext is that part of Banner's repressed rage is the urge to rage-fuck whatever crosses his path in his rampages. There's no separate Fuck Hulk persona for Bruce to go with his Rage Hulk.

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People got remarried, had kids with new spouses, children grew up, pets grew old and some died, shifts in company managements, new people filled in the vacant workplaces. New world, that Avengers created is a fucking nightmare even compared to what Thanos did

Fuck off Millar

Nah, reminder that Scott was giving a really hard time to someone with a better suit than him, until he got pissy and decided to aim for Scott's daughter. The Ant-Man suit is op and Scott is a natural at using it.

if he had a micro penis, which would still be larger and thicker than the average human male penis, then yes. I would let the Hulk fuck me.

I would ride the Hulk.

I would deep throat the Hulk.

I would call him my big green daddy.

I would be the Hulk's dirty little girl and he could call me his fuck slut and I would do whatever big green daddy says.

Not sure, but I know plenty of older women that are Hulk fans because of the tv show.

This reads like some of the stuff I've seen about alien women written by horny male nerds.
Not like I'm one to judge but still.

TMI?

it is canon that only she-hulk class beings can survive getting greened, implying that hulk doesn't have a micro dick.

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Women are perverted as fuck. I've worked around enough to know they'll gossip about a guy's body parts. The only surprising thing is that woman actually wrote that in an article.

>There's no separate Fuck Hulk persona for Bruce to go with his Rage Hulk.

There is, but Universal and Marvel Studios are a bunch of cowards.

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Maybe he fucked those advanced Avengers HQ sex dolls instead.

>who then stole that timeline's shield
The shield Cap gives to Sam is demonstrably not the same as the one Steve always used. It had zigzagging seams.

There was deleted scenes of him living with Sharon, dude

No there weren’t. The writers considered having them live together but it went nowhere because they wanted “Steve dances with Peggy” fixed in their heads. The actual deleted footage with Sharon is Steve having coffee with her in Civil War.

>>buttfucked in the pussy
hol' up

Prof hulk doesnt get laid coz he's too nice,
only douchechad Grey Hulks get Laid

He fucked Valkyrie many, many times.

There was definitely more chemistry between Natasha and Steven than between them and anyone else. She even bleached her hair blonde, which is what he prefers. They just didn't because, writer fiat I guess? I don't know why they tried so hard with the
>I'm a monster
>You're a smaller, more human monster
>We should be together
>I have to hijack the plane and go far, far away!
>Oh wait I became one with the Hulk and I'm all better, get over yourself Natasha

The important bit, is the jizz would be green. and voluminous

"I love my third child the most, even after 40 years, because she was 12lbs, and the rest were only 9."

Don't quote me on this, but I remember reading somewhere the Incredible Hulk's fully erect penis is supposed to be AT LEAST -at least- 20 inches long. Not counting girth.

I don't think he'd be fucking a lot of people, but I could see some freaks getting "gingerly" slammed sloppy.

Thor could definitely take it. Or someone sitting inside the Hulk Buster and the Hulk using a lubed orifice as an onahole.

but would a jizz infusion turn you into a she hulk? that's the question

Maybe a horse.

Is it just me, or does Professor Hulk give off a passive aggressive sarcastic vibe? Whenever he compliments someone it doesn't feel like he's genuine.

He's Hulk; he doesn't have to be genuine

Sure smells like summer

Professor Hulk is such a pathetic piece of shit that I doubt anyone over the age of 15 talks to him.

Who's that?

Hulk has a tiny penis, that's why he's always so angry

Jemaine from Flight of the Conchords

I dont see them

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There's a degree of control he is exerting.
He is at peace with himself, having learned to love himself and all that, yes, very zen, BUT...when they go get Thor, and Thor is being an aggresively defeatist little bitch, and keeps putting his hands on Hulk, Hulk tells him while obviously gritting his teeth to get his hands off, like he "needs" to get his hands off, and you can tell Bruce isnt THAT chill, he's just matured a lot, but he still has anger issues.

No he most certainly did not. Perhaps a few times before he puts the brain and the brawn together, but when Endgame kicks up 5 years later it seems like he has been Profhulk for quite some time, and Valk says she preferred him either of the other ways, thus they hadn't seen each other in (at least) a year or more

Hulk is way bigger, something something proportions, user

No, he might be big but he still has a small science pp with erectile dysfunction. This is also why he is always so angry and frustrated

He wouldn't went to the past for pussy, then. Poor guy had the Ultimate Blue balls for no fucking logical reason

I don't see how Steve could survive that, or why he would even try to

>Thor could definitely take it.
No