Pitch me a story in which Uncle Ben comes back from the dead definitely

Uncle Ben knows that Peter has Spider powers. It is explained via various flashbacks that at one point he also had powers, was reckless, and got a lot of people hurt and even killed. Noticing that Peter could be going down the same path as him and also wrought with the guilt of his own irresponsibility, he fakes his own death to instill within him the idea of responsibility. He still watches Peter from afar to make sure that he's being a good hero, ready to jump in at any moment to stop him if necessary.

Okay, big crossover event, a revolt in the afterlife, partially to fix the "revolving door" issue, lots of returns for characters that other writers want to return but don't, some characters having one last hurrah in a fight against the armies of Hell (I was thinking Howling Commandos specifically), but there's another reason to do it, and I might as well use Uncle Ben to do it if I have to.
Imagine, after all is said and done, Spider-Man stands at the gates of Hell or whatever right as they are closing, the last people are trying to advance from "dead" to "formerly dead", we see him: Ben Parker, stumbling out, Peter sees him, overcome with emotion, pulls his mask off, comes running to him, tears gushing down... Only to be slapped in the face as uncle Ben screams:
"YOU SOLD YOUR WHAT?!"

Spider-Ben

damnit, I should have had that one in the pocket.

Peter visits Ben's grave, lamenting over the tragedy that he's endured since his death. He cries and a tear drop falls from his face onto the grave, sinking into the coffin. The super-spider-infused DNA causes Ben's skin, blood, muscle, etc. to all grow back.

Pete with his super-spider hearing notices Ben's alive and banging against his coffin for help. Without a moment to spare he has to provide just a bit more DNA to give his uncle the strength to break through the six feet of dirt. Initially he thinks to spit on the plot, but it was really dry outside and he hadn't had anything to drink since lunch, so naturally Spider-Man has to spring to action. That's right -- Spider-Man whips out his millimeter Peter and starts jerking off.

The thunderous sounds of his loved one trapped rhythmically swaying with his attempts to cum makes this one of the greatest challenges he's faced yet. Ben screams, muffled and swallowing dirt, more and more, begging for his nephew and wife -- longing to be back in his house and sitting at the table with them eating breakfast. Then in the last moments before he blacks out -- he mentions "wheatcakes."

Peter's eyes open in a moment of clarity as he busts a webbed load all over his uncle's tombstone. The spider-semen trickles down into the coffin and into Ben's mouth, revitalizing him completely. He bursts from the grave and hugs his nephew, thanking him for finally living up to the great responsibility he's been given.

"But uncle Ben, now that you're alive and my goals have been fulfilled, what do I do now?"

Ben takes one look around the cemetery.

"Pete, it looks like we can make a real difference. Can ya get it back up?"

Fin

Add Gwen to the mix as well

this board has more talent than I supposed.

time for a big revelation, pal. This story was already inside you.
you didn't come up with it for this thread. It lives on your brain and it always will.

Marvel decides they want to stir up controversy to sell comics so they bring him back.

ben is brought back from the dead as a lich or some shit. he could go home to his loved ones but instead decides to rid the outer space of terror with his superpowers because muh responsibility

is his wife in on it?

the living brain is a cyborg & it's Ben's brain

>It was me, Peter, I was the one who robbed the wrestling federation

>But Uncle Ben, what about that guy I caught? He looked just like the guy who robbed it!
>I have the power to copy faces and bodies Peter, how else do you think we were able to afford such a good living?

That story is fucking amazing

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Ben comes back in an undead form, and he's too ashamed of his new state to ever face his family directly. But he watches them and at crucial times he'll intervene from afar to help them, but he can't bear to let them know the truth.

Also maybe he understands that his own death was a defining event in Peter's life, and it'd basically turn Pete's life upside-down if Ben returned to him.

He basically becomes a tragic unsung hero alongside Peter.

It really is. I want an expanded form of it so much

Based a bit on this
>Mephisto tries to make a deal with Ben
>Ben tells him off
>"If me dying means Peter helps and saves so many people then let me keep dying."